General Reports

Hey Y'all
Spent a week in Erie Pa. Got my pipes cleaned several times!
Not long after I arrived I found a prime pipe cleaner around 17th and Chesnut. Older blonde about 5'2" with great skills for 2 jacks. Weird situation, claimed her "little sis" was in town and she was protecting her. Would have loved to have her clean the pipe! Weird.

Down by where I decided to stay there is mucho action. Parade St is where all the talant is! Came across a yungin named Angela! All I can say is she really is " THE HEAD MASTER" She has great eye to mouth contact and I believe she enjoyed cleaning my pipes because I saw her 4 times in 8 days.

Did see 2 other cleaners that were less than impressive. Michelle gave a great draining and "B" was a trip. Michelle is a brunete that has a definate pipe addiction! And forget about B, she's all about the "C" habit`! Too figity! You all know how Crack Hoes are!

Any how, my trip to Erie produced several satisfying encounters that I have to say proves that no matter where you go, ******, parden me, ladies in need are everywhere you go. Ya just got to do a little research and recon!

PHFJ Out!

[QUOTE=Big Bob III]I dont know if y'all noticed it .... the Orlando Forum just became the most active in Florida!! Beating out Jacksonville, Miami etc. !!! Not sure if this is cause for celebration or concern....more traffic means more scrutiny...[/QUOTE]

There may be a lot of posts, but many are by the same people. You guys who read this forum but never post better start ponying up. Good, bad or ugly, post. Or what happens is those of us who do contribute will just start PMing each other and cut you out of the loop altogether.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]There may be a lot of posts, but many are by the same people. You guys who read this forum but never post better start ponying up. Good, bad or ugly, post. Or what happens is those of us who do contribute will just start PMing each other and cut you out of the loop altogether.[/QUOTE]

Yes ET it's the same in the Brevard Forum. I think one of the problems is when a new member does post they get crap for so many diff. things. Like RTFF, your spelling sucks, your gramer sucks and the poor bastards run away. One of the reasons I joined was to get info., seeing I had just moved here. Then when I knew what was going on and what areas to monger I started posting real info.. So why don't we give these new guys a chance and feel comfortable with the way things are done here. I am NO exception to getting pissed off but after thinking about it I have eased off. Don't you remember your first day at school or a new job? Just my .0002.
Vero

[QUOTE=Veroguy]Yes ET it's the same in the Brevard Forum. I think one of the problems is when a new member does post they get crap for so many diff. things. Like RTFF, your spelling sucks, your gramer sucks and the poor bastards run away. One of the reasons I joined was to get info., seeing I had just moved here. Then when I knew what was going on and what areas to monger I started posting real info.. So why don't we give these new guys a chance and feel comfortable with the way things are done here. I am NO exception to getting pissed off but after thinking about it I have eased off. Don't you remember your first day at school or a new job? Just my .002.
Vero[/QUOTE]

You bring up some valid points. However, I don't think anyone is going to jump someone for contributing THEN asking for help. The problem is all the guys who come on here and want you to finance their road trips and don't so much as bring along a soda or pay for gas. It gets old. They expect a few of us to do all the research and then report back.

I have PMed some regular contributors when I find a gem and pretty much until I see some more postings from other than a few guys, that is what I am going to do.

Maybe as some of our bruises heal, mine and others we will begin to post in the other areas we have been avoiding.

I have not posted in a while in some threads since my activity has been down in those areas.

Hopefully we all can be more considerate of others and their knowledge and recall abilities. Some of are not blessed with the memories that other have, hell I take notes and still lose some detail but I have tried to post what I thought was truly relevant.

I apologize for not being very specific usually on the area between I-4 and the 408 since I think even the dog that rides in the back of my truck sometimes knows what is there, so if there are 8 or 10 thats what I report.

I can barely get the color right much less what they are wearing or their hair color.

Oh by the way if we can't enjoy the escapades of someone out of the country maybe we should not enjoy activities from other states unless those girls have been seen there and now are here.

"edited to include clarification"

I personally enjoy an occasional post about some good ASS no matter where it was got.

Well that my .15 worth and I'm sticking to it.

[QUOTE=PokeHerFaceJon]Hey Y'all
Spent a week in Erie Pa. Got my pipes cleaned several times!
Not long after I arrived I found a prime pipe cleaner around 17th and Chesnut. Older blonde about 5'2" with great skills for 2 jacks. Weird situation, claimed her "little sis" was in town and she was protecting her. Would have loved to have her clean the pipe! Weird.
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I miss the north at times. You can go to an AMP in Warren or Youngstown, OH and see girls that are literally "10's", get a TS, massage, and full service for under $2 ($.8 for house, $1 for tip on FS).

I'm envious, PHFJ!

[QUOTE=Wolfgang]This advice and link from a Florida post is a must see. Take the time to watch it and then send a check to the ACLU.

Wolfe[/QUOTE]

Thanks for bumping that WG - Knowing is 1/2 the battle... Go Joe! ;-)

[QUOTE=Veroguy]I think one of the problems is when a new member does post they get crap for so many diff. things. Like RTFF, your spelling sucks, your gramer sucks and the poor bastards run away. One of the reasons I joined was to get info., seeing I had just moved here. Then when I knew what was going on and what areas to monger I started posting real info.. So why don't we give these new guys a chance and feel comfortable with the way things are done here. I am NO exception to getting pissed off but after thinking about it I have eased off. Don't you remember your first day at school or a new job?[/QUOTE]In addition, even when a newbie does post a report, he has a 50-50 chance of being accused of either being the girl's pimp, or of being LEO.

Newbies usually can't win here no matter what they do.

It seems to me that communication is a two way street. If the seniors would help and encourage the newbies to get them oriented, at least some of those guys will become ingrained in the hobby and will start providing new information for the good of the team. Taking a generous attitude towards them might just reap some benefits.

Besides, it stands to reason that Jackson does not want us to humiliate and run off the newbies. He wants them to feel comfortable here and come back often, so they will decide to pony up $19.95 to support the board. Then everyone wins.

And as I've said before, Orlando is unique in that it is a tourist destination. Some guys will be here on vacation for only a short time and they are not going to be able to post 25 or 50 reports before leaving. Maybe it is the only chance they'll ever get to play around, when they are away from the old ball-and-chain.

Why shouldn't we be happy to help them get laid when they are in town?

This animosty towards newbies and visitors just boggles my mind. It is not as if the talent here is of such high quality that anyone could really be jealous about sharing the "wealth," LOL.

But there I go again, saying such inflamatory things. I just can't seem to keep myself from having these radical thoughts that just serve to piss off the establishment folks who took it upon themselves to make up the special "rules" for the Orlando threads.

I confess to being a heretic and accept that I should be burned at the stake. So gather around guys, and set fire to the kindling that I've placed at my feet.

Anyway, the real reason I am breaking my self-imposed exile from this board is to let folks know that I am planning a return trip to Costa Rica over Thanksgiving. If anyone is interested in going down there to experience a world class piece of ass, and would like to hang with an experienced wingman, please PM me.

Plus, I am tentatively penciling in a return to Colombia over Christmas, if that sounds appealing to any of you.

Now, I realize that I once again broke the special Orlando "rules" that allow for discussion of international destinations only if it involves asking questions about going to Tijuana, Mexico for dental work or involves the posting of pilfered photos of "girlfriends" from Russian escort sites.

Moreover, I have been advised that it is bad form and actually shameful to ever discuss any mongering done in a location where it is not completely illegal. So I fully expect to get the shit kicked out of my slimeball ass again.

And I certainly deserve it!

I apologize in advance for this one last indescretion on my part and promise to crawl back underneath my rock.

DB

I certainly didn't feel attacked after my first post. However I took the time to read the rules, other posts, and find out what the board was about before posting. I also made sure I was contributing rather than just taking. Hell, if I can do that then anyone can. It wasn't really that difficult.

Now in all fairness I have been a mod on another board for 6 years now, so I probably am more aware of proper board etiquette than the average joe.

Ok, I have a question. Having just found Ginza and loving the place I ran across this website. Love the site and all the information. It sure answered a ton of my questions. But it also made me think of a new one. Aren't you concerned that posting this information which clearly tells of illegal activity in many posts will simply increase the chances of these places being shut down?

By the way, last night during my massage I kept worrying that the Fire Marshal was going to walk in on me.

I have been to many massage therapists around the US. Candidly, the massages I get at MPs are better. For example, Mae at Ginza actually listened to me when I told her I was having a problem with my shoulder. Most massage therapists I have been to seem to be deaf. They have a routine and that is it. She also has a very caring attitude. Most massage therapists are clinical.

I enjoy patronizing and recommending those whom I believe are true professionals. Mae is a professional. I have confidence anyone seeing her for a legitimate massage will leave happy. It makes me happy if in some small way someone reads my post and decides to give her their business. It is probably one of the cleanest MPs to which I have ever been.

MPs, by their very nature, are subject to scrutiny. All we can hope here is that LE will use common sense and realize that the guy pimping Jo Jo and her drugged out gal pals out of the Days Inn on Sand Lake Road is more of a threat to society than a clean well-run MP ever could be.

Watch out guys from all those bogus ads and fake pictures. [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5149]Tips[/url] and [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3280]advice[/url] are for our safety. I want newbies to fit in, feel comfortable and stay safe.
The differences between us are slight in style, taste, approach, implementation...etc. There is nothing wrong in having different opinions. If we all had the same taste, for example, some poor girls won't find a date. Let's respect each other. Watch each others back. Am I a dreamer?
The attitude makes a huge difference. A newbie [b]in this forum[/b] might have more experience than me but we won't know. His future posts will prove this.
Welcome Moonlightbiker and any newbie to the forum with the right attitude. Keep up the good work.
[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]I certainly didn't feel attacked after my first post. However I took the time to read the rules, other posts, and find out what the board was about before posting. I also made sure I was contributing rather than just taking. Hell, if I can do that then anyone can. It wasn't really that difficult.

Now in all fairness I have been a mod on another board for 6 years now, so I probably am more aware of proper board etiquette than the average joe.[/QUOTE]

I can not say better than these seniors:
[QUOTE=Hairball]Moonlightbiker,
Welcome aboard. We all like a first report that provides info rather than asking for a hand out. Keep up the good work, it will pay off.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=554031&postcount=605[/url]

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]You bring up some valid points. However, I don't think anyone is going to jump someone for contributing THEN asking for help. The problem is all the guys who come on here and want you to finance their road trips and don't so much as bring along a soda or pay for gas. It gets old. They expect a few of us to do all the research and then report back.
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[QUOTE=TravelingVoye]Ditto the other comments and welcome! Perfect way to introduce yourself!

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[QUOTE=Biff B Stiff]Actually that was a very good post. You also entered this forum the right way by posting something of your own instead of just asking questions and/or for help. There really is no format to posting. You just need to cover the fine points such as her looks, what her service set you back, the general area where you found her if you scooped her off the street, and most of all the quality of her service. Once again great post and welcome to the forum.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Exec Talent]It really is pretty simple. Find a girl you like, shower, see her, treat her well, pay her some money for her time, report how it went. Not that complicated. Don't come on here and complain about someone who does contribute when you have contributed nothing, zilch -- I think you get the idea. Want to earn my respect. Stop whining and start contributing.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Headhunter2000]What part of it is too good to be true? Orlando SW's run the gamut from so old and ugly you wouldn't touch them, to so young and cute you can't believe they are ******. If they asked you for a ride, it is 99% certain they were SW's. It is not illegal to give someone a ride. As long as you follow the rules, there is nothing to be spooked about. If you read back even a couple months on this forum, you would know that SW's are no strangers to I-Drive.

P.S. Don't let the sight of young girls with white skin and blonde hair get you so flustered that you start thinking with the little head. You sound like a newbie, so read the Valuable Advice and FAQs posted by Orlando J and others. A couple hours of reading may save you a lot of headaches down the road. This is only a dangerous hobby if you don't play the game correctly, so learn the rules and regulations, so you can make good judgment calls. End of sermon.[/QUOTE]
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[b]Peace[/b] out J.

I want to thank Orlando J for pointing out that there are many instances in which the newbies are made to feel welcome, and I appreciate that he did that. I, for one, learned from it.

However, we need to remain cognizant that not everyone feels that way, as I get many PMs requesting help and asking why some seniors act so arrogantly. I know for a fact that we have newbies who have never even posted once because they are afraid of the reaction they will get.

This topic has been batted around for quite a some time, so I hope we can all pull together on it. Perhaps when someone's post rubs us the wrong way it is more diplomatic to just ignore it instead of making comments. I am going to try to hold myself to that standard from now on.

I guess we should remember that we are the good guys here and we all play for the same team. Our opponents are LEO, politicians, and the girls who rip guys off.

Now I really mean it when I say I am crawling back under my rock, LOL.

DB

If someone is rude I just assume it's been a while since they've had a BBBJ.

Be careful in Orlando tonight boys! Just saw a clip from Channel 9 News. They are going to feature a big bust story tonight on the 10:00 news. We all know the only thing Orlando cops are interested in busting at night is gals trying to earn a little extra cash. Sure wouldn't want to spend any of our tax payer dollars on stoping real crime!

Watch your P's and Q's.