The Stupidest Shit in the Fucking World

[QUOTE=Mmousob;6498028]I left yesterday for Alaska....[/QUOTE]You posted this in the most appropriate thread. The "fantasy land tour of lies" inside your head begins. No one gives a flying fuck about your posts. You post all kinds of BS but never answered.

[QUOTE=Mmousob;6434378]As I am new to St Pete...[/QUOTE]Why you told the lie above, MarkDean? As we all know, once a liar, always a liar. Keep your lies to yourself. And do us a favor, post those made up events in the areas you claimed they happened. Let those threads determine you make shit up. If it doesn't happen here, no need to post here.

Everyone else, stay safe out there and happy hunting.

NC Hunter.

[QUOTE=PartyTime0;6499288]Be patient a little because I am not from the area and I honestly waited to long to write this so I forgot some details / names.

Went to Oz this Thursday that passed and the talent was decent. I'm from the NYC / NJ area so we get all the flavors we can handle. I noticed all the talent here was 90% Cuban which I didn't mind but wanted a little bit more variety. Anyway met up with this short Cuban chick maybe an 8/10. Had some lap dances to test the goods and it was a lot of touching which got me in the mood. She told me to go to the VIP for $150/30 min at the time I didn't take it but after 3 dances at $40 a pop it made sense. We went to the bar and I got her a beer. I got straight to the point, I asked her how much was the back and what can we do. She told me everything except FS which I respected because she didn't waste my time. For that reason, I said fuck it and went to the back for $150. When we get to the back she gave me the shocker LOL said $800 for a CBJ. I basically told her she was out of her mind. Then she said she also does HJ for $600. Again told her she was nuts and no way I was paying that. Eventually we agreed at $200 for a HJ. It wasn't ideal but fuck it. Sorry I can't give the name but to me OZ is a hard pass.

Friday night went to Ybor strip club and it was hilarious I was really into this white chick. She had a nice butt, blonde hair but when I started talking to her she was tweaking out and definitely on something. Decided to pivot while talking and just walk away. As I'm walking away dead ass I see Michael Irving with his body guard at the bar finger blasting someone. I couldn't believe it, he looks at me and puts his finger on his mouth telling me to 🤫. Ended up taking a Cuban girl with fatty, her name was Misael at least that's what the name is on Zelle. Paid $50 for the back room and $300 for her. Bruh let me tell you her ass was great and her CBJ was fantastic like had my body switching the entire time LOL. She was great in every position but her reverse cowgirl skills were amazing. She literally slammed her ass on me like a champ and rode me so I would never forget her. I had to hit to switch and start doggie but before I could finish the dude starts saying my 15 min were up I nearly died. I got hustled and paying another $200 all in for another 15 min. SMH this time I just focused on finishing total spent was $550 but the second round included BBJ. I was pretty pissed off about the second session but honestly it was a great bang and she was great 8/10.

Sat night comes I ended up going to DD, and let me tell you this is my type of scene great women and very affordable prices. Back was $105 for 15 min and you negotiate the price with the girl. Ended up taking a Cuban shorty called Diana back got charged $300 but it was worth it. She took every inch like a champ and she was into it as I hit it doggie style. She literally looked face down moaning as I hit it which was a crazy turn in for me. Everything was covered but the service was great. I would definitely come back here next time in the area. I got her digits and plan to hit her up next time I am there.

Hope you guys appreciate the review and for those not familiar with the area all I got to say is read the reviews there is way more than enough info here.

If you come to NJ let me know and I'll give you all the info. Thank again to everyone who contributed info it was very useful✊127996;.[/QUOTE]People like you are the reason these women ask ridiculous prices. Lmfao you seriously gave someone 200 dollars to do what you do to yourself for free. Why. Just why LOL.

[QUOTE=PartyTime0;6499288]Be patient a little because I am not from the area and I honestly waited to long to write this so I forgot some details / names.

Went to Oz this Thursday that passed and the talent was decent. I'm from the NYC / NJ area so we get all the flavors we can handle. I noticed all the talent here was 90% Cuban which I didn't mind but wanted a little bit more variety. Anyway met up with this short Cuban chick maybe an 8/10. Had some lap dances to test the goods and it was a lot of touching which got me in the mood. She told me to go to the VIP for $150/30 min at the time I didn't take it but after 3 dances at $40 a pop it made sense. We went to the bar and I got her a beer. I got straight to the point, I asked her how much was the back and what can we do. She told me everything except FS which I respected because she didn't waste my time. For that reason, I said fuck it and went to the back for $150. When we get to the back she gave me the shocker LOL said $800 for a CBJ. I basically told her she was out of her mind. Then she said she also does HJ for $600. Again told her she was nuts and no way I was paying that. Eventually we agreed at $200 for a HJ. It wasn't ideal but fuck it. Sorry I can't give the name but to me OZ is a hard pass.

Friday night went to Ybor strip club and it was hilarious I was really into this white chick. She had a nice butt, blonde hair but when I started talking to her she was tweaking out and definitely on something. Decided to pivot while talking and just walk away. As I'm walking away dead ass I see Michael Irving with his body guard at the bar finger blasting someone. I couldn't believe it, he looks at me and puts his finger on his mouth telling me to 🤫. Ended up taking a Cuban girl with fatty, her name was Misael at least that's what the name is on Zelle. Paid $50 for the back room and $300 for her. Bruh let me tell you her ass was great and her CBJ was fantastic like had my body switching the entire time LOL. She was great in every position but her reverse cowgirl skills were amazing. She literally slammed her ass on me like a champ and rode me so I would never forget her. I had to hit to switch and start doggie but before I could finish the dude starts saying my 15 min were up I nearly died. I got hustled and paying another $200 all in for another 15 min. SMH this time I just focused on finishing total spent was $550 but the second round included BBJ. I was pretty pissed off about the second session but honestly it was a great bang and she was great 8/10.

Sat night comes I ended up going to DD, and let me tell you this is my type of scene great women and very affordable prices. Back was $105 for 15 min and you negotiate the price with the girl. Ended up taking a Cuban shorty called Diana back got charged $300 but it was worth it.[/QUOTE]$200 for a HJ at Oz? That's absurd. You could have done that for free in your car. I spend $40 on Sunday for a BBBJ, and she caught it. You can't give the name because you don't remember, or don't want to? You should let the rest of us know so we don't waste our time with her.

Wow what a long drive. Was almost 800 miles by the time I was done. Needles to say I was behind on my appointment with Dawn. She was nowhere to be found and didn't answer her phone or text. But what can I expect I was hours behind. I took a taxi to Kensington. My driver was very aware of the area. He suggested a taxi as a mode of transportation in the area for my safety. He advised that he sees a lot of guys like me who come to the area just for the SW girls. We drove from my hotel the Wyndham, cool hotel bunch of the declaration of independence signatories are buried there Most notable Ben franklin.

The driver saw a tall brunette Ashlley 5 9 130. Her pants were like painted on. She jumped in and grabbed the boys We got out of the taxi. She was out of the elevator and into the bathroom for a quick shower. She was quick when I turned she was standing in a towel She smiled and pushed me back into the bed. Put the word throat fuck to use. Dam I almost came in a second. . She gave the best BBBJ. She did something with her tongue that was a first for me. Played this for 10 min and had my first truly enjoyable BJ. Never has been my thing as I like to Fuck. She laid me back and got on top of me for 15 minutes. She started slow and then picked up the pace. I rolled her over and finished the deed.

I asked of she wanted to get something to eat and we went off for a sandwich. We talked about things in Philly. She wasn't from Philly but came for the pharmacracy action that is easy to secure in the area. She is 21 and is from Evanston Il and a babe. She offered a discount on a all nighter that was very reasonable. She also offered a BBFS which was the item that sealed the deal for me. So back to the Wyndham. She wasted no time and was naked before the door was shut and latched. All my valuables locked in the safe and down I went. I love to eat pussy and she has the nicest waxed pussy to devour. We were finished in 30 min. Turned the tv on. I fell asleep and wasn't expecting her to be in the room when I woke. To my surprise she was wrapped in the sheets naked and smiling. She asked if I wanted more. I said I had to hit the road. Gave her a tip and a taxi home. She has my number in case she wants to come to St Pete.

Off West now. Need to make some time.

For that special guy back in Tampa Ghost's are working thanks for the suggestions. M.

Wow you spent a lot! I frequent the Tampa clubs and for $150 you get BBBJ and CFS with hot Cubans that could be supermodels.

[QUOTE=PartyTime0;6499288]Be patient a little because I am not from the area and I honestly waited to long to write this so I forgot some details / names.

Went to Oz this Thursday that passed and the talent was decent. I'm from the NYC / NJ area so we get all the flavors we can handle. I noticed all the talent here was 90% Cuban which I didn't mind but wanted a little bit more variety. Anyway met up with this short Cuban chick maybe an 8/10. Had some lap dances to test the goods and it was a lot of touching which got me in the mood. She told me to go to the VIP for $150/30 min at the time I didn't take it but after 3 dances at $40 a pop it made sense. We went to the bar and I got her a beer. I got straight to the point, I asked her how much was the back and what can we do. She told me everything except FS which I respected because she didn't waste my time. For that reason, I said fuck it and went to the back for $150. When we get to the back she gave me the shocker LOL said $800 for a CBJ. I basically told her she was out of her mind. Then she said she also does HJ for $600. Again told her she was nuts and no way I was paying that. Eventually we agreed at $200 for a HJ. It wasn't ideal but fuck it. Sorry I can't give the name but to me OZ is a hard pass..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mmousob;6503360]It is by the Midway airport. We could only wish to have a place like that. The last place I knew was the triangle in its hey day. You would have a bunch of walkers all day. The girls on Cirero Ave Il were almost naked. I liked it better than Philly. I an now in Iowa Not much here except corn and soe beans. I have to get to Omaha before I stop.[/QUOTE]You said you were new to St Pete. So how do you know about the Triangle in it's hey day. I think his point is nobody in St Pete cares about your adventure in Chicago. That story is full of holes anyway. I'm not going to point all of them out. I did a search on the Chicago forum and you didn't post there to let the mongers in that area about your great find. I did a search for Stacy and Stacey and Stacey brought up a BSW and Stacey only had reports going back to 2017. You found gols that nobody in that area has found. You must be the King of mongers and your Lucky too. LOL.

It's amazing how the traffic has slowed Too.

[QUOTE=Mmousob;6502498]Left Philly and headed East on I - 80. Traffic was light so was able to make good time. I had to make a parts pickup by Midway airport. The shop had secure parking so I took advantage and left the rig to be loaded and got a hotel. Grabbed a taxi driver that was well aware of the area. I asked for a hot street walker if he knew where to find a taller, slightly on the skinny side. He smiled and asked for a donation to take me to a skin feast as he put it. Was on our way and I saw girls half naked everywhere. I was on Cicero Ave! What a find! I hadn't heard of the place but it was mostly easy on the eyes girls. You had all ages and sizes. I like taller with not a lot of extra weight. We stopped at 7-11 for a soda and protection. New area didn't want to chance it. Three SW walked up to the taxi and was talking to the driver. They stayed as I paid for my goods.

He explained that I could have any or all of them? They were all nice looking buy two were on the bigger side. I decided to scoop the shorter one. Her name was Stacy. She was 5 1 85 lbs. I like them on the talled side but she was so innocent looking. She had strawberry hair and blue eyes. She had just turned 19 (did lic check didn't want a kid in the room). She had left home and was living the life as she put it. She admitted during the taxi drive she was doing this to feed a habit. (Blues) . We were dropped off at the Hyatt Place. It is close to the airport and away from the trap hotels around Cicero Ave.

Checked in and went to the room. Checked my valuables in the safe and Got in the shower. Was talking to Stacy and before I knew it she was in the shower with me. It was a big walking with glass sides. I asked if I could wash her down. She advised that that's why she was in the shower. I started with her hair and then soaped her body. Nice smooth skin and just right tits, not to big and not to small. She bent over and started to move back into my now fully at attention self. She reached behind and before I knew it I was inside her. Wanted to have a jacket but it wasn't going to happen at that moment. She slowly pushed back and moved forward onto me. We fucked for 5-6 minutes until I thought I was going to blow. Not wanting a short adventure I asked her to stop and lets rinse off and move to the bed.

It took me seconds to clean up and dry off. I laid on the bed and started to receive a great BBBJ. She took me completely down to the boys and played with them. Went a few minutes and now I wanted to finish in her. She laid back now giving me a full view of het tiny snatch. She was shaved with a small landing patch. She called it her nut pad! Well in I went and fucked her for maybe 5 minutes, I could feel the man chowder start to rise and dropped a full days nut inside of her. She smiled and let me relax for a minute. WOW was a nice pussy. Well her being a working girl she was out from under me and into the shower. I grabbed the donation and placed it on the TV. She was quick and out the door for another adventure. Her donation and cab money in hand.

I am off to Nebraska for a long drive. Not giving much hope for a scoop out west. But the truck stops have lizards! M.[/QUOTE]And yet you just posted that you were at FantasyLand1 yesterday and saw a 20 something with her tits out.

[QUOTE=NevauMind;6503774]And yet you just posted that you were at FantasyLand1 yesterday and saw a 20 something with her tits out.[/QUOTE]That was days ago. I am in Grand Island Nebraska now. Moving west. Think you are thinking of a prior post. Or a comment from another monger. M.

If everyone would put him on their ignore list maybe he'd stop posting.

I have him there.

You guys then repost his BS, then I have to wade through his BS anyway.

Please, Go to the other thread (SSITFW) with the comments.

MTC.

[QUOTE=Mmousob;6503842]That was days ago. I am in Grand Island Nebraska now. Moving west. Think you are thinking of a prior post. Or a comment from another monger. M.[/QUOTE]Blow smoke up a different ass. It was YOU who posted it, just yesterday, stating that you were there that very day (yesterday) amd you saw a 20 something with her tits out. I am not surprised by your level of idiocy, but I do admire your commitment to it.

[QUOTE=DickyBill;6503514]It's amazing how the traffic has slowed Too.[/QUOTE]I'm so glad others have caught on to the smoke being blown up their asses. This guys taking an imaginary trip through the echoes of his mind while sitting at home behind his PC. What a fucking idiot. He is truly pitiful.

Stay safe out here and happy hunting.

NC Hunter.

[QUOTE=Mmousob;6503842]That was days ago. I am in Grand Island Nebraska now. Moving west. Think you are thinking of a prior post. Or a comment from another monger. M.[/QUOTE]Making record time considering the mandatory breaks truckers must take as well as the 20 hour drive time between Philly and Grand Island. I'm farting smoke rings.

[QUOTE=NCHunter;6504657]I'm so glad others have caught on to the smoke being blown up their asses. This guys taking an imaginary trip through the echoes of his mind while sitting at home behind his PC. What a fucking idiot. He is truly pitiful.

Stay safe out here and happy hunting.

NC Hunter.[/QUOTE]Over in the Tampa Theaters thread, he posted that he was at FL and there was a 20 year old shy girl with her tits out. This was the same day he posted he was driving thru Iowa. The previous week he claimed he brought a good looking date to FL. I was at FL the same exact time he claimed to have brought this "good looking girl" there. I can assure you there wasn't even any couples there remotely fitting his description. Under his Mark Dean name he got spanked because he was criticizing others for barebacking, claiming he would never go bare. A couple weeks later he claimed he only did creampies, wouldn't use latex. Dozens of times he claimed to have photos, but said he couldn't figure out how to post them.

I would put this dipshit on ignore, but he has so many handles it is hard to block all of them.

[QUOTE=NevauMind;6504640]Blow smoke up a different ass. It was YOU who posted it, just yesterday, stating that you were there that very day (yesterday) amd you saw a 20 something with her tits out. I am not surprised by your level of idiocy, but I do admire your commitment to it.[/QUOTE]I told them about the place. Didn't say I was at the place. As far as the time I have a driver with me. But you know about that too.