Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Franchise2;3466836]Going to take the trip to greeenbelt, can anyone point me into the right direction. From the reviews, they say gb, is worth the trip. What place is definitely worth the 1 hr ride?[/QUOTE]Try Cherry. It is one of the best.

[URL]http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/all-new-cherry-acupressure-alluring-asian-staff-301-313-9040/20941011[/URL]

And VIP is good too and right up the road from Cherry.

[URL]http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/vip-acupressure-all-new-awesome-asian-massage-special-1hour-60/22105851[/URL]

[QUOTE=Didas11;3466972]Yes GB is def worth the field trip. Lots of AMP to choose from for a good experience. For first time, I would recommend the following order: rs, -if they are busy then cherry or tk. FS is 2 Benjamin.[/QUOTE]Actually FS can be had for $ or $. 20 at the most. I haven't been to tk yet but $$ for FS is ridiculous. Unless I get more than 1 pop or the opportunity to take her home for night. $$ never that! Especially if $$ didn't include the house fee. I'm not cheap but I don't allow to be taken advantage of.

[QUOTE=Didas11;3466972]Yes GB is def worth the field trip. Lots of AMP to choose from for a good experience. For first time, I would recommend the following order: rs, -if they are busy then cherry or tk. FS is 2 Benjamin.[/QUOTE]You over paying if you pay 2 Ben not including house fee. RS and cherry avg tip is 1. 2-1. 4 + house fee. Tk you get get away with 1-1. 2 + house fee. Even if it your first time.

[QUOTE=Didas11;3466972]Yes GB is def worth the field trip. Lots of AMP to choose from for a good experience. For first time, I would recommend the following order: rs, -if they are busy then cherry or tk. FS is 2 Benjamin.[/QUOTE]VIP is also very good.

Went here Friday and it's still pretty meh, really not even worth writing a report about. Opted for the hh got what I went for; standard shakeweight service. Like I said not really worth writing a report about except does anyone know if the early-mid 40's spinner is the only one there anymore? I've been 4 times since my first visit and I haven't seen the older bigger lady. Neither one of them are beauty pageant winners but I can let that slide because the other lady used to take her time. The spinner watches the clock the entire time and it's really off putting.

She told me business was slow so I know this place is pretty dry but if anyone knows if she's only one there now then that will be my last visit. She's just not worth it.

[QUOTE=Moonmonger;3466777]Good but not as good as Ivy at Relaxx. IMHO.[/QUOTE]Like you, I saw them both. IMHO, Jenny was better, but that is just my opinion. But, now it appears Jenny is gone. Too bad.

After a lot of research and lurking.

I had a dream.

I suddenly appeared at a location meeting a lady that's fairly highly rated in the past reviews. Nice chatty lady, nothing extraordinary, but not ghoulish either. After 15 minutes or so of subpar massage, asked me for tips. I pulled out one and half guy with the kite. From research, I knew this was a bit more company than ordinary, but not so much over that it will mess with my head.

First timer experience, right?

She got right into it. Immediately after walking my friends out the door, she plop down on the table and asked me to go ahead. WTF. I know this is what a lot of people probably wanted, but I didn't expect it to be this. Straight forward. I went to work for 40 minutes straight thinking, "Damn, I came with friends to not do work. If I had to work, I just stay home. Why am I doing this?

After 40 minutes of confusion in which, she's probably getting bored of my crappy techniques (which I admit, is retardedly crappy, but once again. Is the main reason why I was out the door and not at home.) and finished me off with a HJ.

Honestly, I thought the "massage" would still be somewhat important, with the party being a nice little bonus. I honestly didn't think I was going to work. At all.

That's when I woke up and found myself just waking up in my bed.

I felt more stressed and tired than when I started napping. Completely not what I was expecting. I know this dream is probably what a lot of people wanted, but I just have to say, this type of dream is not for me. Never again.

Confirmed that $$ house fee included. The providers I got didn't try to upsell me.

[QUOTE=LoveDemAzn;3467309]You over paying if you pay 2 Ben not including house fee. RS and cherry avg tip is 1.2-1.4 + house fee. Tk you get get away with 1-1. 2 + house fee. Even if it your first time.[/QUOTE]

So I'm a creature of habit, and my normal, routine spot is the OS, I know, not the best reviews but it's close to me and I know exactly what I'm getting there, usually a really good massage (which is important to me) and I'm always sent on my way happy. Well earlier tonight I had a little free time away from the wife, which for me means a quick stop at the OS, unfortunately it was 11 pm and they were closed. 7840 has been plastering BP lately and it's only a few miles down the road from my normal spot so I said what the hell. Rang the bell and was walked back to the room, saw some really nice legs sitting on a couch as I walked past their "tv room" so I was starting to feel good about my choice. Paid the house fee for the hour and the house Mama told me to fill out a form, is this standard? There was like 3 other forms sitting there filled out so I hope none one actually put your real info on there. Of course they got my perverted alter egos info. Anyway, lied down on the table, girl comes in, early 40's, decent face, great legs, heels, booty shorts and tube top, the normal get up. Starts with the massage, and for 15 minutes I did get a great massage, does the flip and she literally does a standard massage, like head, chest, legs and shit on the front. I'm like okay, it's a good massage so whatever. About 15 minutes of that and she says, "anywhere else you need massage?" So of course I point to the obvious, she smiles and starts rubbing my legs again, does the normal grazing of the stick, then after about 2 minutes says, "I hit all the pressure points, anywhere else that needs massage?" I said yes, and again pointed and smiled. She went to my lower abdomen, like I was getting a fucking stomach massage for another 2 minutes, then says, "is there anywhere else you want a massage?" All awkward and shit. At this point I'm thinking if she didn't just give me a full fucking massage then this is some kind of set up. Obviously it wasn't but it was just weird. So again I did like a circle around my junk and was like yeah, right here. She rubbed my thighs again for like 2 minutes then said thank you, you can get dressed now. Now I'm not one to start problems and maybe I was missing something but I literally started laughing at her, I got dressed, pulled out a $10 bill and through it on the table, said thanks and rolled out. I would expect this if I went to a standard massage place but it's fucking 11 pm and she's wearing heels and booty shorts, I mean give me fucking break. Now I got to make an excuse to get out of the house tomorrow.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;3471908]So I'm a creature of habit, and my normal, routine spot is the OS, I know, not the best reviews but it's close to me and I know exactly what I'm getting there, usually a really good massage (which is important to me) and I'm always sent on my way happy. Well earlier tonight I had a little free time away from the wife, which for me means a quick stop at the OS, unfortunately it was 11 pm and they were closed. 7840 has been plastering BP lately and it's only a few miles down the road from my normal spot so I said what the hell. Rang the bell and was walked back to the room, saw some really nice legs sitting on a couch as I walked past their "tv room" so I was starting to feel good about my choice. Paid the house fee for the hour and the house Mama told me to fill out a form, is this standard? There was like 3 other forms sitting there filled out so I hope none one actually put your real info on there. Of course they got my perverted alter egos info. Anyway, lied down on the table, girl comes in, early 40's, decent face, great legs, heels, booty shorts and tube top, the normal get up. Starts with the massage, and for 15 minutes I did get a great massage, does the flip and she literally does a standard massage, like head, chest, legs and shit on the front. I'm like okay, it's a good massage so whatever. About 15 minutes of that and she says, "anywhere else you need massage?" So of course I point to the obvious, she smiles and starts rubbing my legs again, does the normal grazing of the stick, then after about 2 minutes says, "I hit all the pressure points, anywhere else that needs massage?" I said yes, and again pointed and smiled. She went to my lower abdomen, like I was getting a fucking stomach massage for another 2 minutes, then says, "is there anywhere else you want a massage?" All awkward and shit. At this point I'm thinking if she didn't just give me a full fucking massage then this is some kind of set up. Obviously it wasn't but it was just weird. So again I did like a circle around my junk and was like yeah, right here. She rubbed my thighs again for like 2 minutes then said thank you, you can get dressed now. Now I'm not one to start problems and maybe I was missing something but I literally started laughing at her, I got dressed, pulled out a $10 bill and through it on the table, said thanks and rolled out. I would expect this if I went to a standard massage place but it's fucking 11 pm and she's wearing heels and booty shorts, I mean give me fucking break. Now I got to make an excuse to get out of the house tomorrow.[/QUOTE]That place has been open what, 30 years? Almost never a good review, usually awful. It stays open because of traveling truckers, I suppose.

OTOH, you can get some great Mexican food at the cantina by the gas station.

Stopped pass the tree today. Haven't been in some years. What the hell lets give it a shot. Ring door bell. Lady answers. Mid to late 40's. Went for the 1/2 hr. 60 stones (bull shit) I know this was a over charge. F it! Give her $. Massage was pretty good. Paid special attention to details. Flip nice slow HJ pop clean up gone. Might go back, but the 60 for 1/2 and 70 for a hr is bull. Left 30 tip.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;3471908]... Mama told me to fill out a form, is this standard? There was like 3 other forms sitting there filled out so I hope none one actually put your real info on there.[/QUOTE]Perhaps it is standard at Lotus. They wanted me to fill out some papers on my last visit about 5 or 10 years ago. I think it was 3 or 4 pages at that time. I've never been asked to complete paperwork at another place and I've been to places all over the USA. I remember some silly questions: What style of massage do you want? Those girls wouldn't know one style of massage from another.

Stopped pass the Tree today. Haven't been in some years. Ring the bell and a lady in her mid to late 40's answers the door. I was pressed for time so I opted for 1/2 hr. She said 60 stones. (WTF! I know this over charge!) f it. Give her the shillings. Massage was ok. Paid special attention to the boys. Flip side more attention. Finished up nice and slow. Left her 30 sheckles. I'm out. Providers name was Ala.

With rates like 60 for 1/2 hr and 70 for hr. It may be another 3 years before I go back.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;3471908]So I'm a creature of habit, and my normal, routine spot is the OS, I know, not the best reviews but it's close to me and I know exactly what I'm getting there, usually a really good massage (which is important to me) and I'm always sent on my way happy. Well earlier tonight I had a little free time away from the wife, which for me means a quick stop at the OS, unfortunately it was 11 pm and they were closed. 7840 has been plastering BP lately and it's only a few miles down the road from my normal spot so I said what the hell. Rang the bell and was walked back to the room, saw some really nice legs sitting on a couch as I walked past their "tv room" so I was starting to feel good about my choice. Paid the house fee for the hour and the house Mama told me to fill out a form, is this standard? There was like 3 other forms sitting there filled out so I hope none one actually put your real info on there. Of course they got my perverted alter egos info. Anyway, lied down on the table, girl comes in, early 40's, decent face, great legs, heels, booty shorts and tube top, the normal get up. Starts with the massage, and for 15 minutes I did get a great massage, does the flip and she literally does a standard massage, like head, chest, legs and shit on the front. I'm like okay, it's a good massage so whatever. About 15 minutes of that and she says, "anywhere else you need massage?" So of course I point to the obvious, she smiles and starts rubbing my legs again, does the normal grazing of the stick, then after about 2 minutes says, "I hit all the pressure points, anywhere else that needs massage?" I said yes, and again pointed and smiled. She went to my lower abdomen, like I was getting a fucking stomach massage for another 2 minutes, then says, "is there anywhere else you want a massage?" All awkward and shit. At this point I'm thinking if she didn't just give me a full fucking massage then this is some kind of set up. Obviously it wasn't but it was just weird. So again I did like a circle around my junk and was like yeah, right here. She rubbed my thighs again for like 2 minutes then said thank you, you can get dressed now. Now I'm not one to start problems and maybe I was missing something but I literally started laughing at her, I got dressed, pulled out a $10 bill and through it on the table, said thanks and rolled out. I would expect this if I went to a standard massage place but it's fucking 11 pm and she's wearing heels and booty shorts, I mean give me fucking break. Now I got to make an excuse to get out of the house tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Never got the girls name but the one I got did the same song and dance. After the second time, when asked, I moved her hand to the desired location and left happy.

I TOFTT and went to the $49.99 massage in Ellicott City on main Street. It's a good and legitimate massage. That's it.

I would imagine nothing good would be around there since the Five Oh department is right up the road.

I regular here and have never had that issue. FS is normally not on the table by I've had way more than the standard tug. I've always had a TS and even though one of the girls there is annoying the service has always been good enough for me to go back.

[QUOTE=RobertLangdon;3464883]Shoudve RTFF.

Pros:

-thin natural lady 40's answered in see through top.

-says 2 girls working. Did not see other.

-far from anything. Its a fucking drive.

Cons:

-no ts offered. Or any type of s.

-massage was terrible. Seemed to be in a hurry for the.

-flipped, massage ended.

-only HJ available..[/QUOTE]

Passing through Wilmington, stopped by Crystal $pa. $6 X house fee, massage rates same as Balto +20. Saw Soo. Had a nice back walk and time after the flip. Recommended.

Please empty your in box. I want to send you a PM about our favorite from JHH .

Satya.

Saw ruby at first time at RS. She was decent looking but LAZY. She had me massage her for 10 minutes after she massaged me for 10. Asked for 1. 4 and ended up giving that. Saw another girl when coming out she looked "butch" and said "try me next time". Yeah right.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;3471908]So I'm a creature of habit, and my normal, routine spot is the OS, I know, not the best reviews but it's close to me and I know exactly what I'm getting there, usually a really good massage (which is important to me) and I'm always sent on my way happy. Well earlier tonight I had a little free time away from the wife, which for me means a quick stop at the OS, unfortunately it was 11 pm and they were closed. 7840 has been plastering BP lately and it's only a few miles down the road from my normal spot so I said what the hell. Rang the bell and was walked back to the room, saw some really nice legs sitting on a couch as I walked past their "tv room" so I was starting to feel good about my choice. Paid the house fee for the hour and the house Mama told me to fill out a form, is this standard? There was like 3 other forms sitting there filled out so I hope none one actually put your real info on there. Of course they got my perverted alter egos info. Anyway, lied down on the table, girl comes in, early 40's, decent face, great legs, heels, booty shorts and tube top, the normal get up. Starts with the massage, and for 15 minutes I did get a great massage, does the flip and she literally does a standard massage, like head, chest, legs and shit on the front. I'm like okay, it's a good massage so whatever. About 15 minutes of that and she says, "anywhere else you need massage?" So of course I point to the obvious, she smiles and starts rubbing my legs again, does the normal grazing of the stick, then after about 2 minutes says, "I hit all the pressure points, anywhere else that needs massage?" I said yes, and again pointed and smiled. She went to my lower abdomen, like I was getting a fucking stomach massage for another 2 minutes, then says, "is there anywhere else you want a massage?" All awkward and shit. At this point I'm thinking if she didn't just give me a full fucking massage then this is some kind of set up. Obviously it wasn't but it was just weird. So again I did like a circle around my junk and was like yeah, right here. She rubbed my thighs again for like 2 minutes then said thank you, you can get dressed now. Now I'm not one to start problems and maybe I was missing something but I literally started laughing at her, I got dressed, pulled out a $10 bill and through it on the table, said thanks and rolled out. I would expect this if I went to a standard massage place but it's fucking 11 pm and she's wearing heels and booty shorts, I mean give me fucking break. Now I got to make an excuse to get out of the house tomorrow.[/QUOTE]LOL she must be trolling you or want you to state the obvious first? I had a situation where the girl asked me to spell out what I wanted.

I have received 2 alerts of posts by Lioil and I can see them. In fact I couldn't see old posts either. Is it happening to anyone else? The newest post I see ib my last one.

[QUOTE=Weatherman64;3487534]Passing through Wilmington, stopped by Crystal $pa. $6 X house fee, massage rates same as Balto +20. Saw Soo. Had a nice back walk and time after the flip. Recommended.[/QUOTE]Been there couple times don't like to overpay especially when service is being Rush is a good spot to go when you're in the area have fun.

[QUOTE=Msu930;3492811]Been there couple times don't like to overpay especially when service is being Rush is a good spot to go when you're in the area have fun.[/QUOTE]Check this out. If you don't use punctuation marks I can read your posts or the PM you sent me. I don't spend 5 minutes trying to figure out what you are saying.

Don't confuse this Wilmington "Crystal Spa" with the new "Crystal Massage" on Belair Road, which is strictly legit.

[QUOTE=Satya;3493090]Check this out. If you don't use punctuation marks I can read your posts or the PM you sent me. I don't spend 5 minutes trying to figure out what you are saying.[/QUOTE]

Very true. I wonder how long these stricly legit places can stay open. Sad to say nothing good up here in the area.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;3494031]Don't confuse this Wilmington "Crystal Spa" with the new "Crystal Massage" on Belair Road, which is strictly legit.[/QUOTE]

I guess I should put my $.02 in.

I tend to hobby out of town, but the itch requires me to play local sometimes.

I popped my local cherry in Glen Burnie with that damn massage machine.

Later, I checked out Bodyworks. I was disappointed when she opened the door, but F it I'm here lets do a half hour.

Got comfortable. Placed the tip where appropriate. OK massage to Michael Jackson (I can never hear the King the same again).

She gave an ok massage for the whole 30 minutes. I laughed to myself remember reading about the "scratching" which can be distracting.

The flip. More massage until time up. I'm like "You not going to finish?

She says "Out of time".

A little back and forth and she gets to business.

Great finish. She even gave back some of my tip (does that mean she paid me for the finish?

I'd rather go to Greenbelt (if I had the $$) but a good value nonetheless.

So I got the feeling plus I was sore so I head to the other GB (not the good one).

I stop at BW but the door is locked and no one is answering so I call their neighbor.

Go to the back door and once again, meh at who answers the door.

I pay my fee, place my offering and relax for a half hour.

Good massage, I get the whole half hour. Not much foot traffic and a B+ finish on the flip.

Have not seen BP ad no answer phone. Did I miss something while away?

Last week I called ahead asked if they had table shower said no just shower. Said ok you got Availability she said yes. I said ok ill head over.

I show up 22 minutes later ring the bell no answer, ring it again and then she says sorry I'm busy. (I said in about an hour?) she said yess said you called I said yes, she than said I didn't know you were coming. (language barrier I guess and guy before me might of just did a walk in I guess.) so I go up the street se a place called some kind of spa (but it's not open) I basically chill for an hour drive around and come back in an hour and ring bell again she looks at me like crap. (then invites me in I'm like sorry should I come back) she said no and says wait here sits me down in the Living room on a couch and says wait. (so I'm thinking ohh snap arter other girls and I'm going to get to pick one.) (yea wishful thinking) Other guy was still there Shit he comes down before her I try not to even look very tall Black guy (new it was a customer because he was be lining for the door) that I'm sure could kick my ass but he just wants to get out of there probably not happy with me because I'm guessing at this point I interrupted his two hour fuck fest twice. (so he has problems with door lock she comes down behind him lets him go he says nothing. Again I'm trying to not make any eye contact and then he is gone she comes over and I get up. She takes me up stairs and says 60 for one hour and shows me the shower. I go in wash up come out ligh naked on the table she starts a great massage I touch her legs and she rubs my ass but does not play with balls or anything, the massage is very good. On flip I rub her ass and she eventually teases my dick and gets some lube and starts going to town with a HJ) and takes up her top so I can see and play wiht her niplles. Eventually I pop and she cleans me up. I tip here 60 and she seems happy. I get dressed and I'm super relaxed.

Parking is a ***** here.

5831 1/2 Belair Rd.

If you, like me have a warm spot in your heart for the Korean ladies, you might want to go fishing at Centenial Lake next weekend. Over ten thousand Koreans will be there, and you might just 'catch' something nice.

[URL]http://www.koreanmd.org/en/40th-korean-festival-2017/[/URL]

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3498126]If you, like me have a warm spot in your heart for the Korean ladies, you might want to go fishing at Centenial Lake next weekend. Over ten thousand Koreans will be there, and you might just 'catch' something nice.

[URL]http://www.koreanmd.org/en/40th-korean-festival-2017/[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you G Man.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3498126]If you, like me have a warm spot in your heart for the Korean ladies, you might want to go fishing at Centenial Lake next weekend. Over ten thousand Koreans will be there, and you might just 'catch' something nice.

[URL]http://www.koreanmd.org/en/40th-korean-festival-2017/[/URL][/QUOTE]For clarity's sake, you won't 'catch' anything next weekend. The Korean festival is Saturday, September 16.

Stopped pass 5107 today. I get there and had to wait. Only one worker, and she was with another client. Wait in the room around 20 minutes. She finally comes in and start with the light touch. Working the boys and the man. Pretty good rub down. Flip side more light rubbing. Then come the finishing touches. Dismount! Almost a perfect 10. I'll give her an 8. I had to constantly tell her to slow down. Might go back. I'm still in search for that perfect place that I can use as my primary spot.

Can someone PM me some suggestions. Thanks.

I have seen this add pop up recently near Arundel Mills. Just wondering if anyone has visited here. A PM will do. Thanks. SA.

[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/sexy-asian-100-young-b2b/24878318[/URL]

[QUOTE=PumperNickle;3499171]Stopped pass 5107 today. I get there and had to wait. Only one worker, and she was with another client. Wait in the room around 20 minutes. She finally comes in and start with the light touch. Working the boys and the man. Pretty good rub down. Flip side more light rubbing. Then come the finishing touches. Dismount! Almost a perfect 10. I'll give her an 8. I had to constantly tell her to slow down. Might go back. I'm still in search for that perfect place that I can use as my primary spot.

Can someone PM me some suggestions. Thanks.[/QUOTE]How old would you say she was?

[QUOTE=MassagaMe;3496789]Have not seen BP ad no answer phone. Did I miss something while away?[/QUOTE]Drove past yesterday. The long standing neon open sign is no longer in the window. It may be over at that location.

[QUOTE=Msu930;3500998]How old would you say she was?[/QUOTE]I'd say mid to late 40's. Nothing to write home about. Body was 5 at best. No curves at all.

Are there any MPs at this point, in the city, not the county, that are NOT Chinese? Korean fine. Other asian fine. Other than Asian, fine. Just not Chinese. I would like to try something different, while staying in the city, if possible. I am aware of what used to be, to some extent, and the claims on BP of some spas saying Korean, but when I investigate, it's Chinese.

Can anyone tell good AMP in Baltimore or Laurel Area or around these areas. I greatly appreciate it. If anyone needs info for Philly just ask me. PM will work. Thank you.

[QUOTE=Exclient;3504040]Are there any MPs at this point, in the city, not the county, that are NOT Chinese? Korean fine. Other asian fine. Other than Asian, fine. Just not Chinese. I would like to try something different, while staying in the city, if possible. I am aware of what used to be, to some extent, and the claims on BP of some spas saying Korean, but when I investigate, it's Chinese.[/QUOTE]Sorry bro. They are all Chinese. Tho they may advertise otherwise. Tried them all. Next time google some Korean or Japanese words & talk to them. Guaranteed you will have a blank stare. Occasionally there may be a few K girls down at GB. Every now and then a Thai or Philiino on BP. But no. No kimchi in the city.