Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;2759470]After sucking and fucking over 5-8 cocks a day for months/ years, you will be jaded too. Especially the ones that don't shower prior too entering as I have heard before. It's a tough life for these women who come over from China to find that this is the easiest hard job that makes the most cash return for their time. Sad but so true.

PC out.[/QUOTE]That's why you see alot of old middle aged fobs with fat whiteboys. They don't want to work in an AMP but can't find a rich Chinese husband to take care of them cause they are old.

Numerous milfs at AMPs have told me this. Life is a struggle.

Called the Happy place and was told jenny no longer works there: (.

She was no spring chicken but had great skills at bargain rates.

If any of you guys know where she went PM me.

RIP ACE.

[QUOTE=Sticker;2779212]Assmazing.

Today, the weather outside was frightful, but the pussy inside delightful. Despite the fact that BP is nearly an hour from my homestead, and the 605 was peppered with rain-challenged driver detritus, my southern soldier was begging for warmth so we headed to Puente Spa.

Knowing that the mama from HT, and at least a few of her girls, had resettled at Puente, I wanted to do a compare and contrast. The former HT mama greeted me with open arms, and I complimented her on a new hairdo while grabbing the old gal's ass just to keep her smiling.

Having heard rave reviews about Sugar, it was she who I requested, but mama reprimanded me, saying no appointment, no Sugar. (That girl must have skills.) Undaunted, I reminded mama that my preferred Korean naughtiness comes in young, small and tight packages, and she went to fetch me a winner.

And did she ever. Per my usual MO, I sat starkers on the edge of the massage bed with a chubby, and when a little beauty opened the door, sir chubbiness immediately climbed higher as I stood up to greet her with "Hi, what's your name?

"It's easy," she smiled. "My name is You and Me! Grabbing Sir Spits-a-Lot at the same time. "You, me, Yumi!. " Yumi, yummy, whatever -- she looked delicious.

Even sporting 5" California fuck me heels, 20-something Yumi didn't top 5'5", and what a pretty face and perfect bod. I wasted no time in relieving her of her stretch-jersey mini-dress and helping her out of her multicolored cute little thong. Damn!

Large Bcups (or small Ccups), appearing and tasting all natural, naturally tan skin, a teeny waist and an amazing bubble butt. Our room had a big oval mirror on the wall, so as we stood there standing, smooching a bit and getting to know one another, I had a great view of that beautiful behind I was squeezing.

After telling her how much I appreciated her posterior, she looked back to admire herself in the mirror and said, "You like it, it's all mine. No implant! Hilarious, and true. So true, that I bent her over at that very moment for some copper penny consumption. She loved it, and she loved looking at herself in the mirror as I dined upon her backside.

Wanting better access to her well-manicured front side, I subsequently laid her on the bed to attend to her clit-on. Now, in the interest of full disclosure here, Yumi has a very tight unit, but she does have rather substantial meat curtains. Personally, I prefer the labia minor tucked neatly inside the majora, but it's certainly not a deal-breaker for me for a girl to have southern lips that reach out to greet you. Just sayin'.

I had stuck my forefinger in her vag when I had her bent over in DATO, so this time I stuck two in her while DATYing her. Yumi allowed that, but as she really started getting into my clit sucking, she uttered between moans, "Your tongue is so good, I just want your tongue only. " I obliged.

Okay, okay, this graphic novel is going on way too long, so let me truncate the rest. From DATY, we went to 69, and she began with BBBJ before adorning me with a hat. Then she attempted RCG, but since my northward-pointing pecker is always in danger of breakage in that position, I flipped her over to regular cowgirl. This was big fun, because I was able to suckle on her perfect nips and boobies as well as smooch her some more in the process. I say smooch, because there was no DFK. Just juicy kisses and gum licking.

I wasn't about to give up the poppage without going poochie, so I told her that's what I wanted. She flipped in a heartbeat while saying, "you want doggie, woof woof!" So funny and so cute. I lasted no more than four minutes tapping in that position and unloaded four day's worth in the party hat.

I'm still trying to wrap things up here, but I would be derelict in my duties if I didn't mention how she held me inside her for at least another two minutes after blast-off, after which time she cleaned me up with a hot towel, brought me mouthwash and gave me a CMT worthy 10-minute massage.

Then, in truly delightful K-girl fashion, she helped me dress and tied my shoes. We laughed, joked, kissed, and she told me the reason why she is such good shape is due to Pilates, lifting and hot yoga. "Some people get rid of stressfulness with drugs or cigarettes, but I use exercise instead, and it always makes me happy. " Goddamn. (And did I mention that she was singing while massaging me?

Yes, my friends, I do plan on subsequent visits.[/QUOTE]Yeah, right.

Send it to penthouse.

I can confirm she is at the below place. Condoms optional.

Health Massage.

10:00 am to 10:00 pm.

Garvey Ave #the.

El Monte CA 91733.

(next to Buy Low supermarket).

626-XXX-9191.

[QUOTE=tarascan;2780432]Called the Happy place and was told jenny no longer works there: (.

She was no spring chicken but had great skills at bargain rates.

If any of you guys know where she went PM me.

RIP ACE.[/QUOTE]If this is true she left very recently. I just saw her within the week for a great session. Even looked like she dropped a few pounds.

[QUOTE=Adm888;2782057]If this is true she left very recently. I just saw her within the week for a great session. Even looked like she dropped a few pounds.[/QUOTE]Replying to my own post. Jenny might be taking time off for Lunar New Year. It would not surprise me if other providers took time off too.

Hey fellow mongers.

Needed to be near this MP late afternoon so decided to visit the place north of Ramona bl which I have posted about before.

Was hoping to see CC or L*s* but when I got there neither was working today, so was told by Mimi, who greeted me.

BTW, in this joint whoever greets you will be your provider, unless you ask for someone else who you've seen before and is working that day.

Not bad looking, maybe a 7 face so went in and chose their 40" session which set me back 30.

Got friendly with her right away when she came back as I was sitting at the table. Had her give Jr a hand shake and from there went on to get a massage.

I was hoping to get a good enough massage but was I wrong, not even a mediocre one was what I got.

Flipped myself and while FOC pointed to her mouth with one finger to no avail. She went on to ask me if I wanted some oil on Jr, so gave her the go ahead a few minutes later busted one while feeding on her twins.

I would say Mimi is late 30's early 40's, nice face but her bod is probably a 5-1/2.

I would not recommend her since even the HJ was not that sensual.

Also, gave her a Grant for the 40" session and she didn't return the Jackson (40" is $30).

When she brought me the water I gave her 1 Jackson and told her to keep the change from the Grant.

Total damage $ 70.

Mondo.

P.S. Am I the only one that doesn't get change back from the door fee? I've noticed this habit a couple of times and will be taking "exact" door fee from now on.

[QUOTE=Mondo72;2783619]Hey fellow mongers.

Needed to be near this MP late afternoon so decided to visit the place north of Ramona bl which I have posted about before.

Was hoping to see CC or L*s* but when I got there neither was working today, so was told by Mimi, who greeted me.

BTW, in this joint whoever greets you will be your provider, unless you ask for someone else who you've seen before and is working that day.

Not bad looking, maybe a 7 face so went in and chose their 40" session which set me back 30.

Got friendly with her right away when she came back as I was sitting at the table. Had her give Jr a hand shake and from there went on to get a massage.

I was hoping to get a good enough massage but was I wrong, not even a mediocre one was what I got.

Flipped myself and while FOC pointed to her mouth with one finger to no avail. She went on to ask me if I wanted some oil on Jr, so gave her the go ahead a few minutes later busted one while feeding on her twins.

I would say Mimi is late 30's early 40's, nice face but her bod is probably a 5-1/2.

I would not recommend her since even the HJ was not that sensual.

Also, gave her a Grant for the 40" session and she didn't return the Jackson (40" is $30).

When she brought me the water I gave her 1 Jackson and told her to keep the change from the Grant.

Total damage $ 70.

Mondo.

P.S. Am I the only one that doesn't get change back from the door fee? I've noticed this habit a couple of times and will be taking "exact" door fee from now on.[/QUOTE]Possibilities are 1. Bring exact change. 2. When tipping, tell her there is additional tip from change still to be returned house fee. 3. She was busy or just playing amnesia. Regardless, that's not a good business practice. 4. Years ago, when h f and tips were much lower, I handed a hundred and did not receive the change. When leaving, I was asked for a tip so I said the tip is in the change which was not returned. She says, "Oh, okay". The result was less than what I had intended to tip so she lost for playing games.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Mondo72;2783619]P.S. Am I the only one that doesn't get change back from the door fee? I've noticed this habit a couple of times and will be taking "exact" door fee from now on.[/QUOTE]This happens at other places too. Some of the women act like that extra $10 or $5 is super valuable, somehow.

[QUOTE=Mondo72;2783619]Hey fellow mongers.





P.S. Am I the only one that doesn't get change back from the door fee? I've noticed this habit a couple of times and will be taking "exact" door fee from now on.[/QUOTE]Change? What's that?

[QUOTE=Deerom;2784234]Change? What's that?[/QUOTE]Hey Deerom,

Haha.

Yep, like Orion mention below it's not good business practice for a provider try and play someone this way.

In the future I will pay with exact change, avoiding any possible "forgetfulness" on the providers part unless it's with someone I've seen before and know she'll not try this trick.

Anyway, on another matter called the "Happy" place on Valley and the Mama told me Jenny "was not working today" couldn't get her to tell me when she'd be back.

Mondo.

[QUOTE=Deerom;2784234]Change? What's that?[/QUOTE]Hey Deerom,

Haha.

Some of these providers who try and play us with their "forgetfulness" like Orion mentions below are only hurting their business cred with me.

I usually tip according to service received and do not short change provider cause I realize what a tough profession they are in, but once.

I sense someone trying to play me for a sucker then I tip much less that I would otherwise had they given a good effort.

Just my 2 cents.

Mondo.

Mondo, I was surprised when you first brought up this point about not getting your change. This has not happened to me more than one time in all my years of MP patronage. Actually it did happen another couple of times with people I knew and trusted but as I was tipping I'd say "you keep my change as a downpayment on the tip" and they'd do cartwheels in embarrassed apologies and insistence that it wasn't intentional. I believed them and still do as we were well beyond mutual trust. And maybe that's why this hasn't happened very much to me. I don't get around and sample the way you and many others here do. I usually go back over and over again to a few places in rotation that I specially like or a provider who I specially like. I get well known at my favored spots and VIP treatment comes with that, including not getting scammed.

A few days ago I went to 123 in SEM for the 1st time ever because an old fave from Ace is working there. I have put in my time in the dingiest and scariest red light districts in North America but I think this is about the worst looking location for the hobby I've ever seen. I gave the manager $40 to pay the $35 house fee and she must have said 11 times that she'll bring me the $5 change and "don't worry" as she led me to the massage room. I wanted to say I'm only worried about walking these filthy, dark, dilapidated God forsaken hallways of Hell in the 2nd floor "office wing" of the 2-story strip mall. Have not encountered such a dump in the bowels of Tijuana! Feel so sorry for my fave Susan having to return here after working at Ace which was a top tier luxury spa by comparison. But wth, by the time I walked out of there I was in a bubble of peace and contentment that no outpost of Hell could disturb. And I got my change!

[QUOTE=Mondo72;2785044]Hey Deerom,

Haha.

Some of these providers who try and play us with their "forgetfulness" like Orion mentions below are only hurting their business cred with me.

I usually tip according to service received and do not short change provider cause I realize what a tough profession they are in, but once.

I sense someone trying to play me for a sucker then I tip much less that I would otherwise had they given a good effort.

Just my 2 cents.

Mondo.[/QUOTE]

A highly credible long time senior member sent me the following report about Jennifer, formerly of Ace / High Card, and asked me to post it through my account so he could leave this report anonymously.

Anon writes:

I checked out the place loucarm described as Health Massage and found Jennifer there willing to do a one hour massage and BBBJ, BBFS. Looks 6, body 6, was a good experience. She does a lot of bb so be warned about any potential STD risk. But everything in loucarms post is accurate. The place is in the mini-mall next block over across the residential street of buy low beading westbound. The sign on the shop reads health foot & body massage. The phone number was written on a white piece of paper taped to the front door.

Total damage 35/ hr + 90 tip. 80 tip is probably OK for her but she gave me a pretty decent hard massage too.

On Garvey near merced.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2786174]A highly credible long time senior member sent me the following report about Jennifer, formerly of Ace / High Card, and asked me to post it through my account so he could leave this report anonymously.

Anon writes:

I checked out the place loucarm described as Health Massage and found Jennifer there willing to do a one hour massage and BBBJ, BBFS. Looks 6, body 6, was a good experience. She does a lot of bb so be warned about any potential STD risk. But everything in loucarms post is accurate. The place is in the mini-mall next block over across the residential street of buy low beading westbound. The sign on the shop reads health foot & body massage. The phone number was written on a white piece of paper taped to the front door.

Total damage 35/ hr + 90 tip. 80 tip is probably OK for her but she gave me a pretty decent hard massage too.

On Garvey near merced.[/QUOTE]To be clear guys, EVERY girl at Ace would do the same thing as Jennifer. Only exception may have been Cici.