Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5470227]Damn why do people got to be dicks on here. Just chill out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5469969]Well done. You're close to earning your e-helper merit badge.[/QUOTE]They are just busting each others chops. Its not that serious.

Sometimes many mongers are just lazy to put in the work for the info and just want handouts, old school style we always had to be DICK Tracy to find things out (see what I did there with the Dick part. Haha yes lame dad joke). But the comment you posted usually comes from a guy with 1-10 posts that wants the info without any contribution, if you look at their post history its always asking but never sharing, its not cool that a small number of guys post info an others just leech. I for one usually would look at the kind of stuff someone posts and if they have shared I would send them a PM if I know the info. That's just me. And there are a few guys on here that I will send unsolicited PM's with info just because of how I have seen them post and I deem them trustworthy.

If a dude had 20 posts and they were all to ask questions but never answered anyone or posted anything of significance I would not share anything with that person but if that person had a few posts with info or had info for others then I would exchange ideas with that person, but this is how I handle things and everyone has a way to conduct themselves on here. Plus we all know player818 is a DICK so that is not new info you posted. HA HA. (come on player818 show your "I am a dick badge".

I think most guys on here are good peeps dirty a holes but good peeps. We are a small fraternity of guys that normal society would look down on but f them all we are having a good time!!

So Peace my fellow monger perverts.

My worthless 2 bolivars.

DGL.

[QUOTE=Leche;5469711]Man, if you find out, please let me know![/QUOTE]There is a Helen at VIP Thai Day Spa on San Vincente Blvd. In LA. I have however no clue if she is the same Helen.

[QUOTE=Leche;5466200]This is where the famous Helen (Monica from Sawadi) worked after she got too hot in Hollywood. Is she still around?[/QUOTE]Care to elaborate why she is famous? Pm if you like. Thanks.

I went to No. 1 for the first time the other day. Overall a decent (although expensive) experience. I went in with the intention of doing the 30 min for 40 but decided (mostly because previous reports said the massages were actually decent) I opted for the full hour at 50.

I was greeted my fairly sexy MILF looking attendant in a red dress with a black bra poking out. Decent set of Natural C cups and prob mid 30's I'd say. I go back to the room and get undressed. She starts the massage and then quickly has to leave the room to answer the phone. Not a big deal. Until she started and had to stop 3 additional times in under 15 minutes.

I started to get really annoyed and even contemplated getting dressed and leaving but I was greeted by a second attendant who was smoking hot! Tiny black top with mad cleavage and a red mini skirt. She came in and took over and all of a sudden I was no longer annoyed haha. She was doing the massage and then it fucking happened again. She leaves the room and is gone damn near 10 minutes.

So she comes back and is like I'm so sorry but one of my regulars has come and requested me so I got to go do that. I was like "honestly at this point I can just wait till you're done and we can start over cause this getting ridiculous. She was like "you're in good hands with (I don't recall her name) . So I wait some more and the first woman comes back in. Things are fine then the negotiation comes into play (which she had to fucking answer the phone again in the middle of that too) I wanted a BBBJ and to play with her tits. That's it. I originally offered $. 20 she was like "no, more" ended up paying $. 80 and she was still trying to get me for an extra. 4 for CIM, I declined and things went on from there in my dream.

Overall was a decent experience, I'd go back to see the second woman that I saw just to see what's up but the price was pretty steep and the interruptions were just insane. They need a receptionist or something.

[QUOTE=OTownDoug;5472925]I went to No. 1 for the first time the other day. Overall a decent (although expensive) experience. I went in with the intention of doing the 30 min for 40 but decided (mostly because previous reports said the massages were actually decent) I opted for the full hour at 50.

I was greeted my fairly sexy MILF looking attendant in a red dress with a black bra poking out. Decent set of Natural C cups and prob mid 30's I'd say. I go back to the room and get undressed. She starts the massage and then quickly has to leave the room to answer the phone. Not a big deal. Until she started and had to stop 3 additional times in under 15 minutes.

I started to get really annoyed and even contemplated getting dressed and leaving but I was greeted by a second attendant who was smoking hot! Tiny black top with mad cleavage and a red mini skirt. She came in and took over and all of a sudden I was no longer annoyed haha. She was doing the massage and then it fucking happened again. She leaves the room and is gone damn near 10 minutes.

So she comes back and is like I'm so sorry but one of my regulars has come and requested me so I got to go do that. I was like "honestly at this point I can just wait till you're done and we can start over cause this getting ridiculous. She was like "you're in good hands with (I don't recall her name) . So I wait some more and the first woman comes back in. Things are fine then the negotiation comes into play (which she had to fucking answer the phone again in the middle of that too) I wanted a BBBJ and to play with her tits. That's it. I originally offered $. 20 she was like "no, more" ended up paying $. 80 and she was still trying to get me for an extra. 4 for CIM, I declined and things went on from there in my dream.

Overall was a decent experience, I'd go back to see the second woman that I saw just to see what's up but the price was pretty steep and the interruptions were just insane. They need a receptionist or something.[/QUOTE](sent you a pm).

[QUOTE=OTownDoug;5472925]I went to No. 1 for the first time the other day. Overall a decent (although expensive) experience. I went in with the intention of doing the 30 min for 40 but decided (mostly because previous reports said the massages were actually decent) I opted for the full hour at 50.

I was greeted my fairly sexy MILF looking attendant in a red dress with a black bra poking out. Decent set of Natural C cups and prob mid 30's I'd say. I go back to the room and get undressed. She starts the massage and then quickly has to leave the room to answer the phone. Not a big deal. Until she started and had to stop 3 additional times in under 15 minutes.

I started to get really annoyed and even contemplated getting dressed and leaving but I was greeted by a second attendant who was smoking hot! Tiny black top with mad cleavage and a red mini skirt. She came in and took over and all of a sudden I was no longer annoyed haha. She was doing the massage and then it fucking happened again. She leaves the room and is gone damn near 10 minutes.

So she comes back and is like I'm so sorry but one of my regulars has come and requested me so I got to go do that. I was like "honestly at this point I can just wait till you're done and we can start over cause this getting ridiculous. She was like "you're in good hands with (I don't recall her name) . So I wait some more and the first woman comes back in. Things are fine then the negotiation comes into play (which she had to fucking answer the phone again in the middle of that too) I wanted a BBBJ and to play with her tits. That's it. I originally offered $. 20 she was like "no, more" ended up paying $. 80 and she was still trying to get me for an extra. 4 for CIM, I declined and things went on from there in my dream.[/QUOTE]You should have told her you want your money back and left. That's too many in and out of room.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5470227]Damn why do people got to be dicks on here. Just chill out.[/QUOTE]First: apologies if this came across snarky. It wasn't meant to. Well, not to Hanzo8.

B: DGL nailed it. The beauty of this site (as opposed to other for pay sites that inevitably turn into online screaming matches) is user contribution and respect. Contribution was mentioned there.

Fourthly: I was trying to help the guy by showing we CAN do things for ourselves. I'm all about self improvement and being the "you" you were meant to be!

Ooops, sorry, snark again.

And DGL, the "I'm an asshole" merit badge was the second one I earned, right after "Snarky".

Stay safe.

I've heard other people talk about Mambo Spa, could why'all tell me the corner streets.

Also checked out Green Massage on roscoe and mason MILFy old woman but the place is super dirty and she leaves to answer the phone about 6 times. She's nice but yeah bad service.

I've been going to the same rub and tug place for the past couple months and was looking to find anybody that might know of a nuru joint or provider in the west valley. Not sure if my spot blew up in a post but I can share it.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5473217]First: apologies if this came across snarky. It wasn't meant to. Well, not to Hanzo8.

B: DGL nailed it. The beauty of this site (as opposed to other for pay sites that inevitably turn into online screaming matches) is user contribution and respect. Contribution was mentioned there.

Fourthly: I was trying to help the guy by showing we CAN do things for ourselves. I'm all about self improvement and being the "you" you were meant to be!

Ooops, sorry, snark again.

And DGL, the "I'm an asshole" merit badge was the second one I earned, right after "Snarky".

Stay safe.[/QUOTE](I was in the military for 8 yrs my skin is quite (thick).

Several years ago, I visited a massage parlor inside a professional building in Mission Hills. A couple blocks away from Holiday Burger on Dev. , just on the other side of Sep.

The place had several gals, and they offered their version of nuru at an upcharge. Also had a standing shower.

Anyone know if it's still operating? If it is, is it under the same owners / managers? Might there be any recent reviews or ads?

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;5473158]You should have told her you want your money back and left. That's too many in and out of room.[/QUOTE]I really should have but was already naked and didn't feel like making the trip to another spot after a long day:

[QUOTE=OTownDoug;5474271]I really should have but was already naked and didn't feel like making the trip to another spot after a long day:[/QUOTE](Had that happen to me before, a long time customer walks in and demands the girl I have and they play the switcharoo I end up with someone else usually fat and garbage on the extras. The walking in and out that's tolerable to a certain extent, but the Op enjoyed himself so I take it it wasnt all that bad.

[QUOTE=StevenMac66;5473216]I've heard other people talk about Mambo Spa, could why'all tell me the corner streets.

Also checked out Green Massage on roscoe and mason MILFy old woman but the place is super dirty and she leaves to answer the phone about 6 times. She's nice but yeah bad service.[/QUOTE](Heard about this place also naw! Il pass).

Can I get more 411 in Mambo? Locations etc.?