I heard my little buddy C5 responded! Great news!
C5 and I have a well documented friendship on here that has spanned the test of time! Unfortunately, A2 has locked me from seeing his posts, but if you you don't log in you can and I must say, what a warm welcomed return it is!
And WOW, it's so good to see you were able to take time out of your busy schedule of promoting old washed up cash-and-dash street slime to your feeble flock (where are all the so called model chick recruits?) Where is the steady stream of hot new gutter gals? Nothing but old rehash!
I'm so disappointed in you guy. What happened to you? You were the man back in the day, like untouchable.
(But that was probably for different reasons cough cough, Harvoni) Seriously, you were like the veritable black HOE. BT 'Hugh Hefner' (minus the brains, class, coin and business acumen).
Dude, did the car break down or something? I feel ya dude, its got to be tough as fuq to recruit on your Huffy Roadmaster! Looks like shit is drying up for you buddy, sorry to see this great demise. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
So when is the next OBT street meat combine? Should be fun to watch Coach Kitty Kat lead them thru a few Snatch-and-Grab exercises. Good News brother, if you want, you can be the water boy again for the event, but please sign up early so you don't lose your spot. And yes you can still use your old waterboy nickname, Bobby Douchey! !
Oh and def. Didn't expect such a lengthy response. You do know how to make this guy feel so special!
Dude went out a wrote a Novel for me! This guy should win an award! A special award just for you Chrissy, it's an obscure off-shot of the Pulitzer prize called the 'Pulitzer Lies. '.
SO champ, question 4 ya? Still threatening to disappoint decent legit providers with negative FAKE reviews until they let you come over so you can also disappoint them in bed? Like Chrissy tells them, ".
Hey it might be short, but at least it's SKINNY!" Hahaha, oh gosh, he's such a hoot!
I really missed you buddy.
So good to catch up.
Our distance only made the heart grow fonder!
Yours Truly (bff-4 life).
Kisses.
P'Muthafuqn'G.
-Trap Grand Master-.
P.S. Unfortunately the wife is still here, dammit. I still can't convince her to see you, but I'll keep trying buddy! (C5 has been begging to bang her for like 4-ever!
Anything for my boy C5. I'm always one for charitable causes (it makes a good write off for my taxes).
Oh, wait I just realized you have no clue WTF I'm talking about.
Without the Fairtax Chrissy will never have worry about that!
"Taxes what are taxes" he says? LOL, I can never get enuff of his knee slapping sensibilities.
What's with the UTR bullshit, anyway?
So, we seem to have a plethora of UTRs that really aren't. Everyone knows their name, some even have ads out there, and others have just figured out how to use our gullible asses to be their pimps, and we aren't getting a cut of the action.
If a girl is seeing a half dozen to a dozen guys a day, not advertising doesn't, by definition, constitute flying under the radar. Maybe it is just me but I think of a UTR as someone who is seeing me and maybe one or two other guys, just to make an extra buck. Nope. These girls are full-time prostitutes and we are part-time pimps.
Then there are you guys that are collectors. What do I mean? Well, a few weeks ago I put out that a UTR friend of mine needed to meet a few friends. I had about 85 of you ask for info. Of that, 43 made the cut. The rest either had no posts or stupid posts, or I could tell the type of girl you see wouldn't work for my friend. No offense. Of that, she has gotten about a half dozen of you guys to see her. And I think those guys are still smiling. I know I am. So, for the 40 who didn't make the cut, get some creds, dudes. And for those that got the intel and didn't act, why did I waste my time? You are the guys that said you had an itch and wanted to scratch.
I digress. But I can't blame the chicks. And I don't blame us, either. It is just the system. Since the demise of BP and CL, there has been a lot of confusion. A few cities have figured it out. In Las Vegas, there are a couple of fairly healthy ad sites, of which the sister site is one, that has filled in the blanks. Same bullshit as BP, lots of agencies and scammers, but nice girls, too.
The laws of economics are as real and the law of gravity or relativity. And someone will figure it out. I am seeing a larger number of meet-and-greet type events popping up. And maybe there is an increase in resort bar girls? Wow! That is old school.
In the meantime, I guess we play the game and continue to somehow believe we in Unicorns.
C3.
