Streetwalker Reports

Maybe Review isn't the right word. Mentioned unsavory in the Drip Thread subforum.

Interested to see her diversify. Interesting to not see shitlocks. My memories of her are just off the Eugene turnip truck, dreaded crust punk, pillhead.

Haven't been desperate enough to pick her up for years now.

Anyone interested in her shitty service shouldn't approach online. Street rates or nothing and I shouldn't rub it in mentioning the donations I've given that one, minimal, no fucking apology.

Just got done with a Recon, one Walker near Fremont.

Now Playing: King Crimson.

Right now on the corner across from baggers bench looking for some company her name is jasmine, no I don't know more details maybe some of you guys do.

I will continue my searching.

A 6' rail thin SW who looked like Ma'am from Gamestop was walking North on 82 next to the Carl's Jr wearing a black leather miniskirt and 6 inch heels. I am not sure what her story is.

Stroll was dead other than a mixed SW wearing blue tights and black knee high boots was walking near Klikitat 7-11 and I saw her again on Sandy near the Pony Soldier about an hour later.

Must have caught some of Merry's cold Sunday, so hibernated on couch most of the week until this afternoon. Was in dire need of some groceries & headed out w/ the copilot around 7:00. Despite the wind it was nice night so a few JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # runs were also on the list.

One or two of unnamed Flavel fuglies were out though the usual detritus of the damned weren't spotted until we were heading home at 9:00.

Empty until Mill where WSW land whale Otter Pop looking hard at all cars. She had this orange almost ankle length furry coat on. She had either turned someone's mother in law's 70's flokati rug into a coat & dyed it trump orange. Or...an orange wooly mammoth she skinned herself & made into a coat. Reminded me of that NHL mascot meme my Philly friend sent me recently. Whatever it's origin, I couldn't stop laughing after blowing slightly mucus flavored seltzer water all over the dashboard. Just another night on 82nd. Sometimes parts of my reports just write themselves.

Sarah #30 was near Walgreen's & bundled up for once she wasn't showing those titties off though she still looked as sour faced bitchy as the last time I spotted her.

A couple of bundled & burka upped BSW's near Sunny Market area. One was cottage cheesed & the other thankfully not.

Though Bagger's bench was empty of the usual tenant the surrounding area had a few about. One younger widebody WSW w/ black glasses & shorter hair. Think a geeky WSW version of Lowwider. Another BSW was hanging w/ her but another all hooded up.

A younger trim & cute mixed or ASW dirty blonde streaked hair was dressed nicely in tight jeans boots & short jacket by Fremont. The only one I took a 2nd look at tonight. She got scooped in the 76 lot. If that's your type you'd be a happy camper tonight.

Empty in the Sandy upper# & back to Bagger's spot. Well, except for another BSW in patterned black stockings & boots that had come out.

Fucking nothing all the way to JCB.

Wasn't really paying much attention to PPD presence. Empty of Clackamas tonight.

Recon soundtrack tonight: Howlin' Wolf " Moanin' in the Moonlight" & the rocking chair cover debut.

Safe recons & life.

The road conditions have negatively impacted my desire to be out to Date or Recon.

Between the Curfew and road conditions I've packed it in a little. I'm sure some can relate.

Thankful I have several regulars, been making the call and staying away from the hunt.

Started about 10 pm didn't see a damn thing 3 passes till 1130 or so and went home. One of these days ill catch the elusive asw zavi sees on occasion I have yet to see one worth actualy picking up of the very vew I have ever seen. It what cold and started raining not to long after I started my loops oh well.

[QUOTE=Zizix;5112796]Started about 10 pm didn't see a damn thing 3 passes till 1130 or so and went home. One of these days ill catch the elusive asw zavi sees on occasion I have yet to see one worth actualy picking up of the very vew I have ever seen. It what cold and started raining not to long after I started my loops oh well.[/QUOTE]I was out cruising the blade between 8-9 pm last night, I spotted a few while I was out, nearly hit one jaywalking with my car. I mean seriously, stay off your phone if you're going to cross the street at night. She was a slender thing, boots, jeans, leopard print jacket, had a blond streak in her hair.

Most of the ones I saw were between Sandy and Fremont around 9 pm. There was one walking around Autozone last night, didn't see her face, just remember her multicolored scarf and grey cap. Nice figure though.

Don't blame you. Just about when I think I got every pothole committed to memory another one shows up. Not so long ago hit one so fucking hard it cracked my driver side outside mirror glass. It's certainly 3rd world conditions on our favorite stroll & all over Portland area. It makes NYC & Boston look fucking good at times.

Unfortunately, 82nd road maintenance is low priority for ODOT. PBOT & ODOT have been trying to work out some sort of shared or transferred responsibility to the city for awhile now, I think Covid put those talks on the backburner for now. Probably going to get worse before better. I see another city gas tax in our future & more pedestrian crossings, bike lanes & useless related before repaving ever happens.

Until then try Ron's Front End & Brake on Foster. Economical & the best alignment guys in the city. They get the 4 wheel alignment on the truck perfect each time. I swear it was better than new.

And speaking of alignments & regulars soon off to pick up Merry for barbecue & overnight. On the menu: grass fed filet mignon, steamed artichokes & onion rings w / key lime cheesecake. Soundtrack & movie ladies choice tonight & to be determined.

Safe & Pothole Free Recons.

North.

Between JCB and Crosswater minefields both lanes. Slowlane between the carts Crosswater are particularly bad.

Flavel to Duke minefields just pass the weld shop, both lanes. Slowlane is a minefield, fast lane just before the $40 foot massage shop.

The slowlane between Woodstock and Foster is horrible. I'm riding middle of the road with reduced speed. Fadtlane is marginally better. Slowlane nearest the sidewalk is pothole City.

Just past Standard Super Buffet / Quasimodo stomping grounds. Good-sized bump fast lane, rough through the intersection, both lanes.

Slowlane all the way between Holgate and Powell is suspect.

Fubonn interception Fastlane is a known bump / pothole.

Two weeks ago there was a substantial pothole at the Division intersection, slowlane. Half ass repair.

From Mill to Hawthorne, both lanes is a fucking minefield.

Doesn't get much better from Hawthorne to Stark, slowlane is the worst.

Glisan intersection is starting to turn back to shitty, not last summer shitty, bit I'm sure this winter will bring the minefield back.

The States grade is fucked, multiple spots.

South.

The High School grade, complete with plate is unsavory.

The grade up to Halsey between Banfield and Halsey is bumpy.

Both lanes by the Max are pothole Central.

Fairly smooth sailing until Hawthorne.

Between Hawthorne and Mill is a minefield.

The Southbound Fubonn bump / pothole sucks ass.

The slowlane from Fubonn to Powell sucks a bunch of dicks.

There's a few bumps between Powell and Holgate. Just before Holgate in the fast lane is a pothole I always miss and it pisses me off.

At the Super Buffet fast lane is a shitty bump and one right afterwards that can get you.

Bumpy from Foster to Woodstock.

Just past Woodstock is a bump and real quick another one.

Between Duke and Flavel the slowlane is a bumpy mess.

That's all I have for the Blade.

And the worst of the worst is Division between 82nd and 92nd. The worst conditions in the City that isn't an unimproved road. Truly embarrassing amd should be avoided with great contempt.

Another late one but I was nicely occupied until late today.

My long Sunday Tuesday overnight of Merryment got somewhat divided when work called her to cover shift Monday. I felt sorry for her as just before the call she'd done a couple of bong hits & was only half through w/ her laundry. So Bloody Mary's were put on ice until after, along w/ the copilots 1000 acre walk before the rain starts in earnest. My work is slow right now so aimlessly bounced around house fucking off & after walking the copilot, folding her laundry along w/ short nap until she texted to pick her up at 7:45.

Headed out hour or so early to do some recon since it was such a mild night. JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # 6:15>7:15.

Paid more attention to potholes than usual. LOL. Though the big obnoxious South bound plate transition by the high school seems to have been smoothed out some, still needs some finishing. The hard to spot potholes by Max station also seem to be taken care of for now. Those Max station ones are a moving target whack a mole every year. Imagine how many damn times they could have repaired them if that now dead Star Wars like colored light saber tube "art" (sic) hadn't been installed.

Empty until after Foster where Quasimodo was in her usual area talking at some truck window.

The ear gauges thicker WSW half shaved head brunette was getting scooped by the Eastgate Carts.

One or two SW between Powell Glisan. One BSW w/ the cottage cheesed yoga pants in full bloom despite the dark. A skinny criddler type WSW in jeans & white jacket. Pizza complexion was strong w/ this one.

Sarah #30 was near Walgreens in short skirt & boots. Had a tight turtleneck on showing off those sweater puppies proudly.

Empty all the way out Sandy upper# except for Madeline MAGA Meh from my report #3661 near 110th. Baggy low pants & unlaced high top sneaker Tyrone was nearby keeping an eye on his bitchy cash flow.

Nothing more spotted & to my relief I got the call a bit earlier than I expected.

Waiting at the Powell light after the coming back from downtown the tall rail thin blonde WSW Stinky Balls mentioned crossed right in front of us. Still in those 6" heels & that black leather mini. I've seen before on rare occasions in same area yet not since Summer. Even seeing her before masks I didn't know exactly what prevalent chromosomes were in play here. Merry cracked me up as she said she looked like a "sentient coat rack". Women w/ a vocabulary & know how to use them get me hard.

Another night I failed to see much PPD out & Clackamas was the same.

Recon soundtrack: Pharoah Sanders Quartet "The Creator Has A Master Plan".

Remember it's getting to the time of year to tip your favorites nicely.

Safe recons & life.

ASW Jade.

WSW Holly (not Se Halba Espanol).

And.

LSW Lowwider all texted and said they will be out tonight.

Have at it I'm going to go make a baby with a 30's Civie MILF that can't get enough Semen.

Was at my fishing buddy's place tonight. Some of the hull twist stud fasteners had stripped out & winter cover was flapping around. Since works slow this time of the year & I have the tool to install threads. Told I'd be over when his shift ended. Felice called in the middle of it & wanted to know if I'm "around" & if so want to be "around together". Said in an hour or so call me back. Finished up the work around 8:30 & no call, so buddy & I had a few beers under his porch w/ his propane heater going as the pups played. 10:30 & a couple of beers later his wife said we were making too much noise w/ the dogs barking & Neil Young playing. LOL. The copilot & I took our cue & thought of heading for home but turned on 82nd since as soon as we got close the drizzle had stopped. A sign right, plus Felice hadn't called back yet.

JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # first pass was pretty empty except for Bagger warming up her usual spot.

At 105th the young blonde spinner I reported on not too long ago at Fork & Spoon was looking at all. Again, in jeans & ankle boots. Looking cute but I'm still not sure about the Tyrone around even though I didn't spot him. I feel it's a possible rob if he's around.

Empty all the way to JCB. Filled up the truck & headed South again. Lot's of Clackamas cruiser lighting up people in the time it took to get twenty+ gallons pumped & the copilot to get some biscuits & love from the attendant.

Flavel was all but deserted for once & even the fuglies were absent.

Crossing just past the Eastgate carts the ear gauge half shaved head WSW brunette in boots & dress. Never mind the half shaved noggin just the fact of those gauges make her a nope.

The younger WSW brunette that I've spotted around Division area was again in jeans w/ that fur trimmed jacket. She's not terrible I guess, yet I swear I know her name/story & it continues to escape me. It'll come me someday.

Just at the Autozone tire shop a study blonde WSW in long white scarf, jeans & blue jacket got scooped right off 82nd.

Empty all the way to Sandy upper # except for the previously mentioned blonde spinner had moved a block or two up Sandy. This time I spotted her not so sneaky hooded Tyrone around.

Bagger was gone from her bench & in her place BBW BSW Crew Cut was out in running shorts & sneakers.

Another pony tailed blondish BSW in ankle boots w/ black & white striped mini topped by jacket was wandering around across from Crew Cut. She was sturdy but the legs were nice & I appreciated the missing cottage cheese.

The only doe who made my dick jump & I turned in for appeared out the dark just North of El Burrito Loco. Late twenties/early thirties WSW w/ past the shoulder dark brunette hair a killer & perfect shape w/ nice face. Had a tight ass red miniskirt, dark jacket w/ ankle boots. Got turned around & got parked in MCD's lot to see up closer. As she approached Klickatat some South bound Subaru w/ a roof rack pulled a you turn right on 82nd & zoomed up to scoop right adjacent my truck. Fuck she looked good. Roof rack dude make a report.

By now it was almost 12:00 & missing that just made me sadder than Felice blowing me off. Also, the last of that beer had started putting serious pressure on my bladder, so took the copilot for a quick walk in high school park while we both marked some territory.

Called it for the night & it was empty all the way to JCB. Light PPD except for an obvious DUI stop just past Powell. Poor fuckers car was sitting in the slow lane w/ all doors ajar & in the tire shop lot was having to walk that line under the glare of two PPD SUV lights.

Recon soundtrack: Grateful Dead at Hampton Coliseum - March 27 1988 - sets 1 & 2.

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5119863]The only doe who made my dick jump & I turned in for appeared out the dark just North of El Burrito Loco. Late twenties/early thirties WSW w/ past the shoulder dark brunette hair a killer & perfect shape w/ nice face. Had a tight ass red miniskirt, dark jacket w/ ankle boots. Got turned around & got parked in MCD's lot to see up closer. As she approached Klickatat some South bound Subaru w/ a roof rack pulled a you turn right on 82nd & zoomed up to scoop right adjacent my truck. Fuck she looked good. Roof rack dude make a report.[/QUOTE]I think I saw her coming out of 7-11 two nights ago. Did she have really long red nails? I asked for her number and she immediately shifted into "what are you looking to spend?" mode. I instinctively told her that I don't discuss and that if she gave me her number, it would be worth her while and she walked off.

I think this was the same brunette that was hanging out in the area during the early summer, could have been even last year before the pandemic started. This was definitely before they put the security fence around the Companion Pet Clinic because I seen her disappear with her Tyrone and reemerge about 10 min later. If I remember correctly she waned 300/ hr if this is the same person.

At 2:15 today I had to make a stop on sandy. I was shocked to see three four girls working all were east of the Baxters auto parts intersection. One looked great. But she was walking in the bike lane and not on the sidewalk. She had long brown hair with a nice face and body. Black long coat that went to upper thigh length and fish net stalkings. She got scoopee pretty fast it seems as she dissapeared Another one was waving at cars. She looked to be someones grandma Not a pretty sight at all. At the bus stop near the motel on the north side of the street was a BSW who was head bobbing to the cars and turing left and right as fast as cars went zipping by. The last one was a hoe with a horse face walking east and had brown hair with accents of redish. Ok body but the face lacked a lot pretty ashen white. She had on a darker brown coat with blue jeans I doubled back around as I could not turn around easly. And all were gone except the BSW.

I wonder about the girl in the fishnets seemed nice and new. ANyone got INTEL on her.

Happy days Darn rain is starting back up. I feel like leaving to go to Florida or Phoenix. Girls there are hot as F. OMG.

Rolling around about 6 ish tonight near baggers bench slender gal walking south from near the 76 made a right followed a little car no deal struck, as she is walking back to the corner I rolled nearby. She was wearing yellow jacket hood up and black yoga pants the face mask and being dark gave little sight of anything else, complexion looked darker definitely out for some fun. I just left from having a visit with one of more regular masseuses that pretty much attacks as I walk in and worn out and drained so I just kept on rolling by. Anyone here pick her up send or make a report.

Be safe out there.