Massage Parlor Reports

I have never experienced the AMP's in NY, so therefore I cannot comment on the apperance of the girls or the cost and services they provide. However, I do have plenty of experience in DC and several other areas. I have had providers from the age of 20 to probably 50 plus. I can honestly say that not one of these providers was UGLY. They were all beautiful in their own way. They all, for the most part, treated me with respect and were always professional. I find the older, less attractive ladies are more affectionate and are willing to go the extra mile to make certain you are satisfied. You get what you give. If you treat them like crap then you get crap in return. Finally, what the hell do you guys expect for these prices. I say if you are not happy with the local providers, take your ass to NY.

Since I am here, I would also like to add a comment regarding providing too many details. I agree with the majority here in that it does not benefit anyone. If you are LE and you are reading a report that says "saw Kim, very sweet, great massage, will repeat, PM for details. OR "Saw Kim at ABC Therapy, huge tits, great ass and provided a great BBBJ. Which one are you going to concentrate your efforts on? I believe it has been mentioned previously, but feel it is worth repeating. It is a well known fact that LE has made many arrests with information from this web site. Finally, I did not interpret Jacksons comments the way a few here did. But, maybe I am wrong.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]I heard it directly from a few girls that the reason they don't work in New York is because they're too ugly and the owners won't let them. Girls follow the money, period, and DC has not been a place to make money for a while due to a combination of non-tipping and lack of customers.

With that said, Star seems to be doing a lot better, so hopefully the hot girls in New York hear that DC is doing all right and start to trickle in. And, of course, hot girls means more customers, and more customers means hotter girls. We just need to catch some sort of momentum.[/QUOTE]

Well, after having been absent from the scene for a while, I came down with a case of yellow fever. So I reached out to get some info as all the old places have been shut down. Took a trip to the Star and saw Coco. A bit pale for my liking but cute all the same. Standard TS with little attention the Asian area so I knew that wasn’t going to occur. (what happened to the good old days when "Asian" was the standard!?)

Back to the room and nothing to hoot and hollar about. She is very cute and friendly. Only negatives is that I could smell the smoke on her from her smoke break and I certainly can't recall the last time I was with a woman who had hair between her legs. She could definitely use a shave! That really surprised me! Nonetheless, the service was very good..but probably not a repeat for me.

Look: 7
Service: 7

[QUOTE=Bradley1]I think Jackson has the opposite stance and if I'm wrong he can chime in. I think those who enjoy the free exchange of information can stay here and those who are against it can set up their own mailing list instead of leeching bandwidth from this site through their PMs or soapbox rants.[/QUOTE]Now, that's hardly a good attitude to take, Brad, ol' boy. This forum is big enough for all of us. If some folks want to be more expansive in their reports, that's their option. If others want to be more discreet, that's [u]their[/u] prerogative. You shouldn't get all huffy and go telling folks that they ought to pack up and go elsewhere (especially since many of them were here before you :p ).

Not to belabor the point, since we've been down this road before, but some feel (perhaps rightly) that posting [u]more[/u] information, rather than less, just serves to help LEO refine their targets. You have to remember: LEO has [u]limited resources[/u] and [u]they cannot target [b]every[/b] AMP[/u] in town. So, they will apply their limited resources to those AMPs that they know or suspect of being "eggregious violators. "

Let's use an example for analogy. Crooks know that most houses in decent neighborhoods have things inside worth stealing. Now, let's say their are 10 houses in a neighborhood. Suppose one of the 10 displays wealth ostentatiously or one of the 10 puts a sign in their front yard that reads "This is a Gun-Free House." Guess which house the crook is going to target? (Hint: It ain't likely to be the house that has a used pickup truck, with a Confederate flag in the back window, parked outside.)

So, now you should (hopefully) be able to understand the perspective that others like Guitarman and Jake and others are talking about. If not, well, fine. But, just don't expect that they'll be willing to share much info with you, either in the open forum or via PM. Them's the hard facts, bub. Life's tough, and it's tougher for those who are chronically stupid, careless, or just plain hardheaded. Now, before you take any offense, I'm [b]not[/b] (repeat, [u]not[/u]) calling you stupid. I'm just trying to explain the other perspective. Have fun at the Forum.

RR

After reading TruthWisdon's report, I have to make a comment. He is absolutely correct that 99% of the providers do not wash after a client. That is the main reason why I do not go to amps anymore. I remember the last time that I went to an amp. It was late in the evening after a pretty warm day. The girl told me that they were very busy that day and that she had just finished with a client. I REALLY did not want to hear that. Anyway, I asked her if she was going to shower/cleanup/freshen up before we go to the TS. She said no, she did not have the time. I politely refused her service and left. As I was leaving, she had a look of bewilderment on her face. It seems to me that she really did not understand. I DO NOT want to taste any monger's sweat and body fluids nor hers either.

With any action, I ask the girl (be it civilian,sw,amp or escort), to take a shower beforehand as I do. If they refuse,no funds for them pure and simple. Beware of the girls that take a wash cloth and water and try to clean themselves. They are not cleaning anything. I make it part of the deal to watch them shower and clean with soap and water. I even offer to help if neccessary. The delight of having a beautiful,clean,fresh smelling girl is so exhilarating. There is absolutely nothing better for a monger.

Men, just like we want our girls to be clean and fresh, so should we. Shower and brush before you go if possible. Use deo and comb your hair. Be tidy and presentable. You will be amazed at the difference a provider will treat a man that smells of sweat vs. a man that has a nice whiff of cologne on. Just keep a little freshen up bag in your car for those after work excursions. I once got some from a co-worker that I gave a ride to because my car smelled nice. I had spilt some cologne in the car earlier in the day. She so loved the cologne that she got turned on. Every woman I have dated has told me that they love a man that smells nice. This has been a public service announcement. Be safe out there.

Propilot-over and out.

Hey Guys,

I'm trying to get into this scene (AMP) but don't know where to start. I think I visited this site a while back and saw a guide (at least referring how the whole mamasan system works). Is that still around and accurate? Also, I can't find the places you refer to (google earth, etc.). Is there a little ampie secret decoder ring out there somewhere? Thanks for all your help.

Cheers!

Max

[QUOTE=Bradley1]All I have to ask is if you guys are not in favor of posters exchanging information why are you here? [/QUOTE]We [u]are[/u] in favor of exchanging inofrmation, Bradley. We simply exercise caution in [u]how[/u] we exchange it. (By the same token, someone could ask [u]you[/u] why you seem to be in favor of a [b]reckless[/b] exchange of information.) So, again, we [u]do[/u] favor exchanging information. We just take reasonable caution. That doesn't require a degree in physics to understand, does it?

[QUOTE=Bradley1]It's also laughable that another member is now pretty much threatening me that I won't be able to enter some inner circle of PMs. The last place I expected to find elitist attitudes was here.[/QUOTE]Oh, please. :rolleyes: No one is "threatening" you, Bradley. At least, [b]I[/b] don't see anything resembling a threat on this board. (How 'bout the rest of you guy --- A John? Propilot? Guitarman? Just Ken? Jake? If you guys happen to see poor Bradley being threatened, please be sure to raise a red flag, okay? )

No one's being "elitist" here, either, Bradley. But, remember, people associate with those they're comfortable with. And they share information with those they're comfortable with. If someone on this board makes others uncomfortable, folks aren't likely to associate or share with that individual. You'll have to figure out how others perceive you, Bradley. No one can do it for you. If you don't seem to be obtaining what you want, then maybe the answer can be found in the mirror. (Not a sermon, just a suggestion.)

[QUOTE=Bradley1]According to the documentation on this site: [b]"The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women. "[/b] So stop trying to hinder it.[/QUOTE]We were sharing information just fine, long before you got here, Bradley. And guess what? We're going to [u]continue[/u] sharing it. :p But "facilitate" does not mean folks can't place filters on the sharing of the info they have, [u]especially since that information was obtained via the expenditure on [b]time[/b] and [b]money[/b][/u]. We are [b]NOT[/b] going to share it with someone we perceive as a careless (or obnoxious) dweeb. We'll share it with those who meet our comfort level. So, if you feel there is any "hinderance" afoot, mirrors are widely available items.

So, to recap: As G'man has said and demonstrated, LEO uses this board to develop leads. With that understanding, a monger would have to be pretty dense to give [b]more details than necessary[/b]. And, as A John has said, I'm done with this subject. If you don't like the detail (or lack thereof) in my posts, put me on your Ignore List. (It's a free country.) But, if you want info that I've spent my own [u]time and money[/u] gathering, well then, you'll have to adjust your behavior and attitude a bit. I'm sure you're just a swell guy, but if ya wanna hang wid me those are [b]my[/b] conditions. If ya don't wanna hang wid me, that's okay also. I'll try not to lose too much sleep over that. And if I'm getting my chassis serviced by a skilled technician, I'll try not to feel too guilty if my report excludes the name of the technician or the garage she works at. Besides, you probably wouldn't like the garages I visit. They're dirty, staffed by old technicians, and they give lousy service a lot of the time. But, somehow, I still manage to leave as a satisfied customer.

RR

[QUOTE=Just Ken]I do have plenty of experience in DC and several other areas. I have had providers from the age of 20 to probably 50 plus. I can honestly say that not one of these providers was UGLY. They were all beautiful in their own way. They all, for the most part, treated me with respect and were always professional. I find the older, less attractive ladies are more affectionate and are willing to go the extra mile to make certain you are satisfied.[/QUOTE]True words, Ken. I can think of at least three older (late 40s / early 50s) AMP providers I've had the pleasure of knowing over the past 15 years, each of whom gave me super service.

I can also confirm what Ken says about going the extra mile. It's true that many gals on the "plus" side of 35 are self-conscious about their age, but if you make it clear to them up-front that you find them sexy and attractive (and there's one very specific "up-front" way to convince them of that), they will give you one heck of an experience, one that'll curl your toes. The same is true, incidentally, with gals that are smaller-chested. They think all American guys want gals with BIG tatas. Again, convincing them that this is not the case, you can often times have a wonderful experience with them, as well. In fact, at one AMP where they offered [b]only[/b] HE as the finish, I was able to convince the gal (who didn't even want to pull up her top, much less remove it) that I found her smaller size very attractive and wanted to give her DATY to prove it. We wound up in several different positions during that session, and I left a [b]very[/b] happy guy. :D So, you have to treat gals with respect and then some.

RR

Jasmine is open again, after a couple of weeks of "renovations. " I walked by this afternoon, but didn't have time to stop in.

This is a public service announcement.

Due to a recent report posted here I received a request from a "New" member with few or no reports. Instead of providing the exact address I sent the following response:
Gregg or what ever is your name.
1. The general response from senior members is: RTFF.
2. Have you really looked back through the DC AMP reports more than a few days or weeks.
3. Have you looked through the ads in the Washington Post and City Paper.

I do not live in the DC area as can be discovered if one reads a couple of my recent posts thus when I am in the DC area I spend a couple of hours reviewing the past several months of reports to find out what is the current status of the various AMP's.

Knowing that I have in the past found listings of AMP's and their workers along with evaluations from reports I spent a few minutes going back a year ago and working forward to find quarterly reviews.
I can tell you that if you go back and review the reports prior to September that you will find that reports contained more hints as to locations as members were more open.

Against the wishes of the elitists who rather stifle information, here's a rundown of the talent that I've been acquainted with in this area so far. Ratings are formatted as [b]Looks/Service[/b]. Hopefully this will encourage other people to give additional feedback or provide information on new girls. I'm especially curious about Mystic and Rio because they are out of the way for me but I'd be willing to drive to either one if the girls are nice enough.

[b][u]Star[/b][/u] - [url=http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A695733]Link[/url]
[b]Coco:[/b] 7/7 - Very pretty face. Younger. Okay body. Very good service and allows DATY.
[b]Susie:[/b] 7/8 - Okay face. Great body. Older. Very good service and allows DATY. Rating may seem high for no BBBJ but trust me.

[b][u]Green[/b][/u]
[b]Nana:[/b] 6/9 - Older and not a great face or body. Has big tits with a huge birthmark she covers up. Gives BBBJ and CIM.
[b]???:[/b] 6/7 - Older but still a pretty face with an okay body. I forgot her name but she worked at Green a lot before with Nana and was at 14K for a little bit. Gives BBBJ with some prodding but service still leaves a little to be desired.
[b]???:[/b] 4/? - Very ugly girl. I think her name was Honey but not sure. I asked for Nana.

[b][u]IHC[/b][/u]
[b]Tina:[/b] 8/6 - Younger with a pretty face and great body. Service is pretty good but no DATY.
[b]Annie:[/b] 7/6 - I think this was her name. Younger with pretty face. Okay body and has small tits. Nice personality.
[b]Hana:[/b] 6/6 - Younger. Looks hot at first. But once clothes come off and hair goes up she's not that good looking. Nice personality.

[b][u]Sky Angels[/b][/u] - [url=http://skyforever.net/link]Link[/url]
[b]Ria:[/b] 8/7 - Younger with a pretty face and good body. Allows DATY.

[b][u]Dream Desire[/b][/u] - [url=http://dreamdesire69.myescortpage.com/playgirls.phtml]Link[/url]
[b]Jenny Love:[/b] 8/6 - Younger with a pretty face and body. Does not allow DATY or CG.

[b][u]Asian Privacy[/b][/u] - [url=http://www.asianprivacy.com]Link[/url]
[b]Natalie:[/b] 5/8 - Older but provides BBBJ and excellent service.

[b][u]Tysons Corner Chinese Condo[/b][/u] - [url=http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A517284]Link[/url]
[b]May:[/b] 5/5 - Older and not that great looking. Service is pretty much bang and go.

[b][u]Falls Church Chinese Condo[/b][/u] - [url=http://classifieds.washingtoncitypaper.com/washington/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A627485]Link[/url]
[b]Yuyu:[/b] 6/5 - Older but body is not that bad. Service is pretty much bang and go.

[b][u]Independent Escorts[/b][/u]
[b]Carmen/Makayla[/b] - [url=http://www.eros-dc.com/files/ny-carmen115-makayla1.htm]Link[/url] - 7/6 - Younger with okay body with small tits. Service is okay but it is way too expensive ($350).
[b]Hawaii[/b] - [url=http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-hawaii3-hawaii1.htm]Link[/url] - 8/7 - Pretty face and nice tall body. Younger. Gives BBBJ but service leaves something to be deisred.
[b]Jin[/b] - [url=http://www.eros-dc.com/files/us-ad4-jin1.htm]Link[/url] - 6/9 - Okay face and okay body. Older. She used to work at Star and Downtown a long time ago. Provides BBBJ and CIM.
[b]Vicky[/b] - [url=http://www.eros-dc.com/files/us-ad4-vicky1.htm]Link[/url] - 8/9 - Pretty face and good body. No tits. Younger and provides BBBJ and CIM. She is Micky/Vicky from Star.

[QUOTE=MoonView]Brad,

Saving all your intel and making one post is suppose to impress us all, sorry but NO; most of what you posted was/is already known to most regulars here, passed on by PMs for sometime now. Doing what you do only puts us all in danger, i.e., drawing road maps to a door I just might be behind. I hope the life you 'fuck-up' is yours!

You are either LEO or just a moron, I use to think the former, now I'm not so sure? Along with your affinity to overdo details why not add your home address and really impress us all!

I'm so glad you left the NVA section where I tend to live, your posts just seemed to bring out the worse in members, which you seem to be well on your way doing here!

Lastly, attacking R::R will get you NOWHERE...Good luck to you!!

MnV[/QUOTE]First of all that's the exact problem I'm attacking. This is a public board not a venue of PMs for some sissy elitist group that think they are special. Second of all I don't see how I'm really guilty of drawing road maps to doors when one of your recent posts is of the exact address of Star. I haven't posted any addresses. Third quit being such a paranoid girl. If I really wanted to draw roadmaps to where you might be I'd tell everyone that the Tysons Corner Chinese Condo also known as TCCC is located at:

[blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue]

Just call [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] for the mamasan. Don't expect any good looking girls there though you'll probably find MoonView.

Moron,

Addresses and 'explicit details' are not quite the same thing...are they Brad!

Posting addresses the last I knew was not an illegal act, the news papers are full of them. Ever see an ad in a paper that writes in explicit details; ever wonder why?

I'm done with you Brad, go to PM if you wish to continue but chances are I will just ignore you there as well unless you start to make sense, and again hope your stay here is a pleasant one.

MnV

PS, my apologies to the DC/NVA board members for this wasted space.

Sleaze; Even though I'm late to this thread, I can't believe you read thru all 8 pgs of this BS!

[QUOTE=Bradley1]First of all that's the exact problem I'm attacking. This is a public board not a venue of PMs for some sissy elitist group that think they are special. Second of all I don't see how I'm really guilty of drawing road maps to doors when one of your recent posts is of the exact address of Star. I haven't posted any addresses. Third quit being such a paranoid girl. If I really wanted to draw roadmaps to where you might be I'd tell everyone that the Tysons Corner Chinese Condo also known as TCCC is located at:

[blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue]

Just call [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] for the mamasan. Don't expect any good looking girls there though you'll probably find MoonView.[/QUOTE]

[blue]Greetings everyone,

I have received numerous complaints about Bradley1's general attitude, and specifically about his posting of the address and telephone number for the "Tysons Corner Chinese Condo".

Before I can initiate any action, I need to know one thing:

Is the address/telephone number that he posted for a place of business, or a private residence.

Posting street address and telephone numbers of commercially accessible businesses that are open to the public [u]is[/u] [u]permitted[/u].

Posting street addresses and telephone numbers of private residences is [u]NOT[/u] [u]permitted[/u] and will result in the immediate banning of the perpetrator.

Please advise.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Bradley1]First of all that's the exact problem I'm attacking. This is a public board not a venue of PMs for some sissy elitist group that think they are special. Second of all I don't see how I'm really guilty of drawing road maps to doors when one of your recent posts is of the exact address of Star. I haven't posted any addresses. Third quit being such a paranoid girl. If I really wanted to draw roadmaps to where you might be I'd tell everyone that the Tysons Corner Chinese Condo also known as TCCC is located at:

[blue][Personal address deleted by Admin][/blue]

Just call [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue] for the mamasan. Don't expect any good looking girls there though you'll probably find MoonView.[/QUOTE]Ha. This made me chuckle.

What the hell is wrong with you Bradley. We are all here to share info, but sometimes sharing too much can hurt the cause.

S1177

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