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[QUOTE=Cryptic28;1660874]I went for the doggie which to this day I regret. In the middle of the action I start noticing a nasty smell oozing out of her brown eye, it smelled like she had a case of the mud butt and did not bother to wipe at all. I looked down and I swear to all things holy it looked like some dude totally destroyed her just before I arrived, I could have probably gone elbow deep in that mess. That was my breaking point. I let out some moans, faked one, and got the hell out. I basically flushed $ down the crapper.[/QUOTE]Man, I knew I should have waited to make this hot fudge brownie delight sundae until AFTER I finished reading the latest reviews! Blah!

[QUOTE=HereIam2; 1659906]My experience was nothing like that! When I arrived the place smelled so bad I had to decline. She then demanded that I pay "a fee" of 75 I told her she was out of her f'en mind! She then told me if I stayed that she would expand her menu to BBBJ; I again trying to be respectful declined. She is cute for a bbw, but I'm not into bigger girls.

She then ran to the door to try to stop me from leaving. I told her if she doesn't move I was going to call someone when I left, and if she didn't want trouble she better let me pass, she moved her big a$# and I got in KY car and left, she was standing outside yelling at me as I drove off!

I would avoid this one like the plague!

Be safe![/QUOTE]Wow probably the first bad review I've read. Although I feel her prices are high for her.

[QUOTE=Cryptic28; 1660874].

I got home and did a thorough bed bug check of my clothing, slammed a beer, and went to sleep. I would never repeat.[/QUOTE]I'm not exactly bubble boy the germaphobe but after the skanky motel and the leaky fudge hole I would have to bathe in hand sanitizer, slam about 5 beers, and pop an Ambien to get to sleep after that.

Thanks for the report and the effort to spare the team this nastiness.

[QUOTE=MichiganDl;1661433]You fuckers make me laugh. Criptic I sent you a PM of a good suggestion. Normally I don't help people as new as you out. But damn brother, you need a hand so you don't get too fed up. Thanks for TOFTT.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the suggestion. It's not as though I've hit a streak of bad luck. I do consider my encounter with Amanda Foxx to be a big win for me. I'm too easy going to get upset over a chick. As long as I don't get robbed I'm fine.

I do not know how to find such a provider. It was just a chance event. I doubt the best ones will advertise their education (the shallow ones might). Most will probably will try to hide it. But once you meet, you will probably know or figure it out. And like every good things don't mess it up and take good care of her. But always be ready to let it go, as nothing can be worse in this hobby than getting emotionally attached.

[QUOTE=gigaman; 1658957]Thanks for the intriguing post about a highly educated provider. Sounds like you had a great time.

Does this provider advertise on Backpage? Can you give us a hint on how to find such providers?[/QUOTE]

You are annoyed because you misunderstood me. I did not say that "educated providers are better human". They just run their business better and give better service. At least that is my experience, yours may be different. I am sure higher education does not always equals better service, but looking back through the years, I now see a correlation. They probably have other good job opportunities, but have made a well thought out choice about their lives. For economic or other reasons. They want to be successful by providing a good service. At least that is my point of view. And I did not spend a fortune. I paid less than average price for an escort. I have paid a lot more for much less attractive escorts who provide a lousy service.

Lastly, I don't know if you are suggesting that we limit our hobby activity to preserve cash. In fact this hobby can save you a lot of money if it keeps you away from far more dangerous activity such as playing the stock market (playing not investing).

[QUOTE=TenderMan; 1656425]I'm glad you had a good time. Protect her privacy, she is selling herself on an open market. Hopefully I can save you some cash. Higher education does not = better service. You got lucky.

Actually is is us that may have to protect you from her. If you keep going down this road you'll have a lot less than you have now.[/QUOTE]

I had a dream about casting the deciding vote on this chick.

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[QUOTE=Bb Lover;1657013]Saw her like two days ago near the airport, what a waste of time & money. She does BBBJ and dfk, but rushes you as soon as you walk in the door, and doesn't stop talking about her other appts and clients. She is young like 19 yrs old & doesn't care for repeat clientele. I should have stayed home and taken care of business myself. Avoid at all cost. Gave 60 for half.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Fun734;1658388]I have had two great sessions with her. Non-rushed and she really got into it. Great BBBJ with dt. Cg, k9, and mish. She was pretty vocal but not in an overly fake way. The first time she said that I was "bad news" but wouldn't explain. I texted when I left and asked why I was bad news and she said because she liked it too much. That got me back for a repeat about a week later for another good session. I suppose YMMV but I would definitely repeat again.[/QUOTE]Both BB and Fun734 had accurate reviews. Damn good BBBJ, very wet and sloppy, she really gets in to it when you give her the DATY. Vocal but in a good way. She had a little bit of thickness on her hips which is actually a preference of mine. Her teeth were a little funky but it's tolerable and she has a cute face. She does give off that rushed vibe once the deed is done but she doesn't come right out and say gtfo. Based upon the looks of her pooper I'd say the backdoor is open for business and thankfully there were no fumes leaking out. With me she did not ramble on about other clients and seemed to enjoy a good pounding. In regards to bargain BP chicks I'd say she is definitely worth the. 6 and for that price my expectations were a bit low to begin with. One thing to note is that she is not GFE. If you're looking for intimacy you won't find it with her. If you have a thing for her age group and you just want to fuck and leave you can't go wrong with Cherali.

Considering the price and performance I'll give her 4 out of 5 Cryptic faces (I've been watching too much WrecklessEating) and will repeat. If there is anything else you want to know send me a PM.

Anyone have any inside info on this one [url]http://michigan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-get-warm-with-me-specials-you-cant-resist-22/9491641[/url]

My research shows picture name and number to be consistent but cities all over Michigan come up. Looks legit to me and she looks like she has a great rack.

[QUOTE=Tommy101; 1663249]Anyone have any inside info on this one.

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My research shows picture name and number to be consistent but cities all over Michigan come up. Looks legit to me and she looks like she has a great rack.[/QUOTE]I've tried several times to reach her and never get an answer.

[QUOTE=SonicS; 1661842]You are annoyed because you misunderstood me. I did not say that "educated providers are better human". They just run their business better and give better service. At least that is my experience, yours may be different. I am sure higher education does not always equals better service, but looking back through the years, I now see a correlation. They probably have other good job opportunities, but have made a well thought out choice about their lives. For economic or other reasons. They want to be successful by providing a good service. At least that is my point of view. And I did not spend a fortune. I paid less than average price for an escort. I have paid a lot more for much less attractive escorts who provide a lousy service.

Lastly, I don't know if you are suggesting that we limit our hobby activity to preserve cash. In fact this hobby can save you a lot of money if it keeps you away from far more dangerous activity such as playing the stock market (playing not investing).[/QUOTE]Did you guys know that pornstar Asia Carrera was a member of mesna. Unarguably the most intelligent women in porn.

Any intel on her. Seems fairly new: [url]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/knead-stress-reduction-need-evelyn-32/6597542[/url]

[QUOTE=Lincoln1983;1663749]I've tried several times to reach her and never get an answer.[/QUOTE]There is a pretty long thread about her on micompanions. Thread starter had a great time, others said photos not her or another girl showed up. The first review said she was great, all bad after that.

[QUOTE=Tommy101; 1663249]Anyone have any inside info on this one.

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My research shows picture name and number to be consistent but cities all over Michigan come up. Looks legit to me and she looks like she has a great rack.[/QUOTE]I've had the pleasure of visiting with Nicki a few times now. On both occasions she's greeted me at the door in a t-shirt that shows a great amount of cleavage. That their sets a tone for a great visit.

Her oral skills are good but having her mount you with those big tits in your face is awesome! For those Canadian lovers, while I haven't indulged, she did seem to enjoy a digit when I was taking her from behind.