Phoenix. An hour of my life I won't get back
I swung by Renew, but parking lot was jammed (note: its popularity is well-documented and IMHO well-deserved). So I took a swing at Phoenix, which was (now understandably) deserted. Linda answered the bell and took me back for a half-hearted, 2-move massage. To be fair, she teased sweetly and held my interest. However, she is (unjustifiably) proud of her work and I overpaid for a CBJ that had me feeling like a potato getting peeled. Maybe the "boom-boom" is less abrasive, but I won't blow good $ after bad finding out.