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Already, after readying so many reviews about Milk and how great it was, my friend and I decided to make a trip and visit Milk to see what the hype is all about.

The girls are all Chinese BTW.

Went inside, met Kiko and gave her the door fee. Was ushered into a room, then I was given JunJun and my friend was given Mimi.

JunJun walked me to the rest room, then back into the room, got comfortable, then off to the showers. Back wash, she washed the bum and the boys, a bit (and I mean only a little bit) of NURU slide, flip and wash the boys some more. BBBJ and a prostate massage, NURU slide some more, and off to the room.

I was expecting at least 20 minute massage, but NOPE! No massage what so ever, kind of disappointing.

Laid face down, I asked for a rim job, she did it like a champ, then flip, more BBBJ, then she strapped me up and off to the races.

A few positions, CG, lotus, mish, K9 then pop. I asked for another shower, she helped wash me up, but no more play this time like stated before in other posts.

Went back into the room, I had to ask for a massage on my legs if not she would have ushered me out the door.

Final review. Out of 10:

Total time spent in house - 30 minutes or less.

Looks - 6.

Skills - 7.

Service - 6. 5.

Overall - 6. 5.

Would I repeat. Yes, would I try others before going back there, yes. If I can find same service with less of a rush, the other place would win.

[QUOTE=IHateUsemames;5518328]Got to explore a bit after meal at the Yard House nothing remarkable but what is with turning off all the lights (pitch black) on the flip? More than one AMP did it here and I don't see it other parts of country.[/QUOTE]Never seen pitch black but usually they dim the lights right before the flip. Not sure why, maybe to set the mood or whatnot. It seems kind of silly to me, I'd prefer to see what's going on.

Unfortunately most of the FS AMPs do not provide massages. It is all about playing and on to the next customer. You will most likely need to go to a standard jack shop AMP and they will give you massage and then a he. Even there if you play first you might not get a massage at all.

Stay safe and have fun!

[QUOTE=KennyNJ;5521084]Already, after readying so many reviews about Milk and how great it was, my friend and I decided to make a trip and visit Milk to see what the hype is all about.

The girls are all Chinese BTW.

Went inside, met Kiko and gave her the door fee. Was ushered into a room, then I was given JunJun and my friend was given Mimi.

JunJun walked me to the rest room, then back into the room, got comfortable, then off to the showers. Back wash, she washed the bum and the boys, a bit (and I mean only a little bit) of NURU slide, flip and wash the boys some more. BBBJ and a prostate massage, NURU slide some more, and off to the room.

I was expecting at least 20 minute massage, but NOPE! No massage what so ever, kind of disappointing.

Laid face down, I asked for a rim job, she did it like a champ, then flip, more BBBJ, then she strapped me up and off to the races.

A few positions, CG, lotus, mish, K9 then pop. I asked for another shower, she helped wash me up, but no more play this time like stated before in other posts.

Went back into the room, I had to ask for a massage on my legs if not she would have ushered me out the door.

Final review. Out of 10:

Total time spent in house - 30 minutes or less.

Looks - 6.

Skills - 7.

Service - 6. 5.

Overall - 6. 5.

Would I repeat. Yes, would I try others before going back there, yes. If I can find same service with less of a rush, the other place would win.[/QUOTE]

I have been to MM many times but the last few times I went I waited and then was rushed. Kiko never used to let the girls rush. Now they are so busy she would turn away $$$ if they didn't. And that ain't happening. So. If they ever slow back down so it's not a revolving door from open to close, I'll go back. I would love to see Kiko again. Had her one time years ago and truly enjoyed her, but it is a different experience with her.

Be safe out there mongers.

[QUOTE=KennyNJ;5521084]Already, after readying so many reviews about Milk and how great it was, my friend and I decided to make a trip and visit Milk to see what the hype is all about.

The girls are all Chinese BTW.

Went inside, met Kiko and gave her the door fee. Was ushered into a room, then I was given JunJun and my friend was given Mimi.

JunJun walked me to the rest room, then back into the room, got comfortable, then off to the showers. Back wash, she washed the bum and the boys, a bit (and I mean only a little bit) of NURU slide, flip and wash the boys some more. BBBJ and a prostate massage, NURU slide some more, and off to the room.

I was expecting at least 20 minute massage, but NOPE! No massage what so ever, kind of disappointing.

Laid face down, I asked for a rim job, she did it like a champ, then flip, more BBBJ, then she strapped me up and off to the races.

A few positions, CG, lotus, mish, K9 then pop. I asked for another shower, she helped wash me up, but no more play this time like stated before in other posts.

Went back into the room, I had to ask for a massage on my legs if not she would have ushered me out the door.

Final review. Out of 10:

Total time spent in house - 30 minutes or less.

Looks - 6.

Skills - 7.

Service - 6. 5.

Overall - 6. 5.

Would I repeat. Yes, would I try others before going back there, yes. If I can find same service with less of a rush, the other place would win.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RobertJdn;5521269]Never seen pitch black but usually they dim the lights right before the flip. Not sure why, maybe to set the mood or whatnot. It seems kind of silly to me, I'd prefer to see what's going on.[/QUOTE]I usually ask to leave the lights up if they get turned down. It's ok to ask.

[QUOTE=CallMeMatthew;5521487]I have been to MM many times but the last few times I went I waited and then was rushed. Kiko never used to let the girls rush. Now they are so busy she would turn away $$$ if they didn't. And that ain't happening. So. If they ever slow back down so it's not a revolving door from open to close, I'll go back. I would love to see Kiko again. Had her one time years ago and truly enjoyed her, but it is a different experience with her.

Be safe out there mongers.[/QUOTE]Yes, I agree it is super rushed, I was planning to bring a bunch of guys here for a birthday party, but with this rushed service, I guess I will have to find some other place where they are not rushed. Any recommendations?

I'm not sure MM (or any AMP) is really the place to go with a bunch of guys. Not really sure where to send you for that one.

[QUOTE=KennyNJ;5521882]Yes, I agree it is super rushed, I was planning to bring a bunch of guys here for a birthday party, but with this rushed service, I guess I will have to find some other place where they are not rushed. Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=KennyNJ;5521882]Yes, I agree it is super rushed, I was planning to bring a bunch of guys here for a birthday party, but with this rushed service, I guess I will have to find some other place where they are not rushed. Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]I don't think even going with a buddy is appropriate myself. I think you would be much better off going to Tampa to a strip club for a birthday party. Most AMPs don't have more than 3 or 4 girls working at any given time. The AMPs are not going to be comfortable with having a group of guys waiting in the front lobby while they take care of another group.

I went to MM this morning. No waiting. Ki Ko wanted me to have Mi Mi. I said yes and followed her to a room. I took my clothes off to get ready. A few seconds later, Mi Mi went to my room with just a sexy thin bra and see through panty. She looked very very sexy. I kissed her lips, face and breasts right away. She was happy and kissed me back.

After an excellent body slide (Nuru Massage) on the shower table, I received a 1 minute BBBJ. I wanted more.

Back in the massage room, she performed another nice BBBJ. I wanted DATY so we switched to 69. About 10 minutes later, she put the cover on me. I just pounded her until I released my load.

We only had several minutes left, she offered me a soft message. I took her offer and wait until the last minute to leave.

Mi Mi was near perfect. She got a 8. 5 out of 10.

[QUOTE=JobsForAngel;5519523]This place is right off of Kirkman, seen a couple of good reviews and I figured I'd give it a try. Mediocre at best. Walk in and greeted by this skinny Asian chick, hardly any tits and I'm like, I hope I don't get her. She leads me to the room and says get undressed. I'm laying there and sure enough she walks back in. She accidentally "trips" and grabs by ass. I guess this was her way to see if I was game for some extras. I play along. It was. 6 for the house fee for half an hour and then I gave her $40 for the tip. This is where I even get more turned off. She whispers in my ear, "you have more". And I'm like absolutely not and your lucky I gave your skinny ass the whole thing. Anyways, she gets undressed and like I said small ass A's with long nips, not really my thing either. She breaks out the condoms and gives me an ok BJ which I thought was going to be BBBJ according to the reviews. She gets me hard and we go into mish and by this time I just want to be done. Blow in the bag and she gets me a hit towel to clean off. She just got in yesterday from New York. On the way out an older mms not bad looking, not great tells me I have more time and to try a massage. By that time I'm just done with the boring service. Not going back.[/QUOTE]TBH this girl sounds like my type. I'm not from the area and I'm not finding any "VIP Spa" off Kirkman on maps. Can anyone guide me?

[QUOTE=KennyNJ;5521882]Yes, I agree it is super rushed, I was planning to bring a bunch of guys here for a birthday party, but with this rushed service, I guess I will have to find some other place where they are not rushed. Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]I'd echo what others have said about the AMPs here not being the place for that. The ones in Southeast Asia? No problem! Some of the fish bowls in those places have 30+ waiting to be selected not including the scores of them servicing in the rooms. If an overseas mongering trip abroad is over the budget, take them over to Tampa and have some fun over at Mons. You'll more than likely pass me going the opposite direction as I head to Orlando for the better selection of AMPs.

Or maybe you can do some recon with enough local talent and rent a party bus to do your event.

Decided to try this one out since I haven't heard many reviews on it recently. Let me just cut to the chase, it's horrible.

Was greeted by an older asian provider (honestly forgot her name) probably in her mid-high fourties. I was not impressed at first glance but I still wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Table shower was literally just a scrub. She did not join or even entertain the junior one bit. Once we got back to the room she went for the condom immediately. I asked for BBBJ, she said never and proceeded with the CBJ.

About a minute in she stopped and proceeded with Mish. I asked her to get on top but she said no again, and flipped to doggy which was also horrible. Less than 2 min in she stopped and said you're too big (I'm not), and told me to lay down and she finished me off with an HJ.

Overall, horrible experience. Worst way to waste $$.

I just visited BO. The Asian MMS was working at front. I told her I wanted Colombian this time. She called 2 Colombian girls to the front for me to choose. Karla and Tanya both looked gorgeous, busty and very Hot. Mid-20's. Sexy curvy bodies (very big breasts and small waist). I just stood there staring at their gorgeous faces and large DD cups breasts.

Since I didn't bring extra money or my ATM card, I chose to try Karla first and Tanya next time.

My session (40 minutes) with Karla was super. I am 100% sure I will go back to try Tanya or see Karla again.

Had a dream this morning. Went to MM Usually dream of sophia. Arrived only 1 car in lot. Kiko asks me to try new girl BABY. 4' 10 about 80 lbs wet if lucky. Asians are hard to judge age but 18-23 is a good guess, she is so tiny. A cup perkies. Not one ounce of fat. Total dream asian spinner for me just my type. Won't bore you with details but usual script ensued, a good time had by all. Will repeat. Would go broke if I had this dream available too often LOL.