Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Grateful One; 1421372]Have you seen this new show on Lifetime Channel; starring Jennifer Love Hewitt? The Client List.

[url]http://gawker.com/5900428/the-jennifer-love-hewitt-handjob-hour-is-the-funniest-new-show-on-tv[/url]

My apologies if this is the wrong forum but it is related.[/QUOTE]I watched the first episode On Demand. This isn't the best show on TV but it's worth watching for anyone on this board. The show deals with high-end spas that cater to sensual massage. Chicago doesn't have a scene like this but it will be familiar to anyone who has spent time in New York.

Overall the show paints a pretty fair and nonjudgemental view of the business. This is Lifetime, a women's network, and they could have been a lot harsher to men and the business in general. I think at the end of the day Lifetime realized this is just about consenting adults exchanging payment for a service.

The main character, played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, is a stay-at-home mom who was a legit masseuse earlier in career. She has nice kids, cars and a beautiful McMansion in the burbs. After her out-of-work husband leaves them she's forced to get a job to support her family. The economy sucks and she can only get a job as a masseuse. But that doesn't pay the bills so she turns to giving extras in order to make the big $$$ tips. Nobody forced her into it and she seems to actually enjoy what she does.

The customers, all men, are pretty regular joes. One is a business traveller type who is just horny. Another is an older guy whose marriage is at its end. Yes, it's Lifetime, so some of the customers are "hard body" types for the benefit of the woman audience. I thought Lifetime would portray the men as all loser types but they actually did a fair job.

The spa owner is a older woman who, like Jennifer Love Hewitt's character, simply wants to support her own children. She treats the employees well and seems to be a decent small business owner. Lifetime could have made her an abusive pimp type but instead she comes across as a very normal entrepreneur.

I will be in Chicago next week. I have been scoping a place and was hoping someone could confirm the reports of it being R&T. Not interested in FS. I am newer to the site, but the reports have been very helpful as I travel a lot. St. Louis and Charlotte have been fun! Anyway, I cannot find anything regarding this place on here.

Please respond with a PM. It's on Peterson in a medical building (TM).

I would take any other suggestions as well via PM. I will be in the Franklin Park area. I like a very good R before the HE.

Thanks and Happy Hunting!

[QUOTE=Sjon58; 1423307]I will be in Chicago next week. I have been scoping a place and was hoping someone could confirm the reports of it being R&T. Not interested in FS. I am newer to the site, but the reports have been very helpful as I travel a lot. St. Louis and Charlotte have been fun! Anyway, I cannot find anything regarding this place on here.

Please respond with a PM. It's on Peterson in a medical building (TM).

I would take any other suggestions as well via PM. I will be in the Franklin Park area. I like a very good R before the HE.

Thanks and Happy Hunting![/QUOTE]Are you talking about the Asian place? The Latina place on Peterson closed. The Asian place gives a good massage and HE, no roaming or nudity.

[QUOTE=Blue Screen;1422932]Awesomely ridiculous! The best part is all the young, hard-bodied men as clients. HA! Where are all the middle-aged fat guys?[/QUOTE]I am right here.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk1955;1423722]I am right here.[/QUOTE]

Were all here

[QUOTE=Yoss1138; 1423293]I watched the first episode On Demand. This isn't the best show on TV but it's worth watching for anyone on this board. The show deals with high-end spas that cater to sensual massage. Chicago doesn't have a scene like this but it will be familiar to anyone who has spent time in New York.

Overall the show paints a pretty fair and nonjudgemental view of the business. This is Lifetime, a women's network, and they could have been a lot harsher to men and the business in general. I think at the end of the day Lifetime realized this is just about consenting adults exchanging payment for a service.

The main character, played by Jennifer Love Hewitt, is a stay-at-home mom who was a legit masseuse earlier in career. She has nice kids, cars and a beautiful McMansion in the burbs. After her out-of-work husband leaves them she's forced to get a job to support her family. The economy sucks and she can only get a job as a masseuse. But that doesn't pay the bills so she turns to giving extras in order to make the big $$$ tips. Nobody forced her into it and she seems to actually enjoy what she does.

The customers, all men, are pretty regular joes. One is a business traveller type who is just horny. Another is an older guy whose marriage is at its end. Yes, it's Lifetime, so some of the customers are "hard body" types for the benefit of the woman audience. I thought Lifetime would portray the men as all loser types but they actually did a fair job.

The spa owner is a older woman who, like Jennifer Love Hewitt's character, simply wants to support her own children. She treats the employees well and seems to be a decent small business owner. Lifetime could have made her an abusive pimp type but instead she comes across as a very normal entrepreneur.[/QUOTE]If she asked me for 0. 6 I would have to relent.

My current ATFs 1 and 2 need a timeout, but they're both at that 2520 place, so I'm trying to diversify my portfolio (even after years and years, these girls can still play games and be just as crazy as women not on the payroll, if not more so). Things are barren compared to 2005 or hell, even 2009. I know Sunkiss' reputation for being a blue-ball establishment, and I've been there before (back when it was new) and received all the right signs, but only an odd quasi-finish (neither legal nor satisfying, which is just dumb). But currently it's so busy in there after 9 every night that I figured something has to be going on, so I did a walk-in tonight. Got Coco. Very tiny, very quiet, but a great great massage. I knew there was a good chance it wouldn't end happy, but again, the signs were all there. No towel at any time, lights dimmed for the flip, lots of thigh massaging. But no finish. It's been so long since I was denied (because I see my regulars) , I was actually more amused than anything else. I dropped a Jackson for the good back-walk and the thorough massage (didn't plan ahead and had no smaller bills).

So seniors and other distinguished fellows. Can I get some info on who to ask for, and what I can expect? The phone was ringing off the hook and the door was buzzing constantly the whole time I was there. Someone has to be getting something! PM if you like. I'd also be interested in knowing if Coco is good to go on return visits. She gave me the whole we-do-only-professional-massages-here routine, but I'd love to know if there's anything to be had with a little persistence. Thanks.

Aa

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1423938]Were all here[/QUOTE]We are indeed.

[QUOTE=Grateful One; 1421372]Have you seen this new show on Lifetime Channel; starring Jennifer Love Hewitt? The Client List.

[url]http://gawker.com/5900428/the-jennifer-love-hewitt-handjob-hour-is-the-funniest-new-show-on-tv[/url]

My apologies if this is the wrong forum but it is related.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]First Thanks for the info. I just watched the first show on video. Soon as she started wearing sexy outfits. I though for sure there was going to be a undercover Cop. She is one hot chick.

I guess I better check it out before Tom Dart slaps an orange sticker on the door.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush;1424929]I guess I better check it out before Tom Dart slaps an orange sticker on the door.[/QUOTE]Maybe Dart should spend more time watching his own:

[url]http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/11342219-418/a-cook-county-sheriffs-officer-and-his-son-have-been-snared-in-a-federal-sting.html[/url]

[QUOTE=JohnnyBeBad; 1425192]Maybe Dart should spend more time watching his own:

[url]http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/11342219-418/a-cook-county-sheriffs-officer-and-his-son-have-been-snared-in-a-federal-sting.html[/url][/QUOTE]Having seen the Middle Eastern employees at a local BP gas station unloading large quantities of cigarette cartons late at night (on multiple occasions) , I contacted the authorities. Guess what? Nothing happened. Now I see why. The Cook County cops are on the take.

I guess if I were to put in a tip on an AMP, they would have been shaken down as well.

Tom Dart seems too busy busting puppy mills outside his jurisdiction (for misdemeanors, no less) to be able to control his own officers.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89; 1425440]Having seen the Middle Eastern employees at a local BP gas station unloading large quantities of cigarette cartons late at night (on multiple occasions) , I contacted the authorities. Guess what? Nothing happened. Now I see why. The Cook County cops are on the take.

I guess if I were to put in a tip on an AMP, they would have been shaken down as well.

Tom Dart seems too busy busting puppy mills outside his jurisdiction (for misdemeanors, no less) to be able to control his own officers.[/QUOTE]They do t even pay income tax for the first 7 years. U figure they to contribute to the government anyway. It's a crying shame. The middle easterns are trying to bet the system every way possible. At least the mp can make someone smile.

Serious, something must be going on. There are always slammed after 9pm. I went two weeks ago and didn't get any extras as usual but massage was great. Tried to go last week a few nights but again always booked after 9pm. If anyone has an intel please share. PM is fine.

[QUOTE=Ashoka; 1424276]My current ATFs 1 and 2 need a timeout, but they're both at that 2520 place, so I'm trying to diversify my portfolio (even after years and years, these girls can still play games and be just as crazy as women not on the payroll, if not more so). Things are barren compared to 2005 or hell, even 2009. I know Sunkiss' reputation for being a blue-ball establishment, and I've been there before (back when it was new) and received all the right signs, but only an odd quasi-finish (neither legal nor satisfying, which is just dumb). But currently it's so busy in there after 9 every night that I figured something has to be going on, so I did a walk-in tonight. Got Coco. Very tiny, very quiet, but a great great massage. I knew there was a good chance it wouldn't end happy, but again, the signs were all there. No towel at any time, lights dimmed for the flip, lots of thigh massaging. But no finish. It's been so long since I was denied (because I see my regulars) , I was actually more amused than anything else. I dropped a Jackson for the good back-walk and the thorough massage (didn't plan ahead and had no smaller bills).

So seniors and other distinguished fellows. Can I get some info on who to ask for, and what I can expect? The phone was ringing off the hook and the door was buzzing constantly the whole time I was there. Someone has to be getting something! PM if you like. I'd also be interested in knowing if Coco is good to go on return visits. She gave me the whole we-do-only-professional-massages-here routine, but I'd love to know if there's anything to be had with a little persistence. Thanks.

Aa[/QUOTE]

Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.

Has anyone had a chance to meet Jennifer, the newest Logan Square Tantrica? I have tried to meet her twice and on both occasions our schedules did not work out.

[QUOTE=WalkBob;1426663]Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.[/QUOTE]The hot girl. Did you get her name?

I was thinking of just 2 hands, not 4.

[QUOTE=Bash1981; 1427702]The hot girl. Did you get her name?

I was thinking of just 2 hands, not 4.[/QUOTE]Her name is Jennie. Not sure on the spelling.

[QUOTE=WalkBob;1426663]Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.[/QUOTE]I had a massage with them before, you have to keep your eyes on them because they do like to skimp on the time. I will repeat but I usually try to negotiate because these massuises need to understand there is a recession going on around here. The state talks about women being victimized: sure, $75 hr tax free: maybe the mongers are being victimized!

[QUOTE=Bash1981; 1427702]The hot girl. Did you get her name?

I was thinking of just 2 hands, not 4.[/QUOTE]No, but I see someone said it is Jenny. I'd never consider going back but I'd love the shot to have her bent over the table.

I like to save a buck as much as the next guy but you sound cheap as hell. They already have the lowest prices for quality of service in all chicago and that's before adding the 'very hot' chick that you are talking about.

Your loss dude. A double BJ for $ is a really good deal. Now that I think about it. I am going to make an appt this week happily take the offer that U-turned down.

[QUOTE=WalkBob;1426663]Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.[/QUOTE]

I passed by Ruby last night around 8, two police cars with flashing lights were blocking part of the street. Looked like something was going down inside but I couldn't stop and look, my girlfrind was driving. Anyone have any intel?

Wanted to visit my fave at Archer Spa after a two month hiatus, but her cell was disconnected. I knew other fun girls there so I went Sunday evening. The mamasan was kinda surly, gave me a middle-aged butterface masseuse who beat the crap out of my back leaving me more sore than relaxed and then watched the clock and complained constantly on the flip. Mr Happy couldn't get happy with the crabby clock watching masseuse so I got up and left. There was an ok looking white girl there I saw but she went to take a nap.

My old regular girl there had a name that began with an S and was latina with long hair and a nice athletic body. If anyone has info about where she went, please PM me. Otherwise, stay away from Archer Spa, that really sucked.

I'm coming into town for a week and I'll be staying close to O'Hare. I'm not familiar with the town much, so I don't know where X street or X neighborhood is.

I'm hoping someone can PM me with either a good AMP in the vacinity (20 min) of the airport or massause with a good handshake.

I have posted some reviews in Cleveland, TN and Indy. Any help is appreciated.

[QUOTE=WalkBob;1426663]Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.[/QUOTE]Man, this is one of the best deals. A double BJ for $. And they are friendly. I've seen them twice and both times they were nice. Not the prettiest but not $$$$ either. I recommend them!

Covered or uncovered for the BJ option?

[QUOTE=WalkBob;1426663]Went to see the Mexican sisters, now on Foster. Wanted 4 hands and paid. 5. One was very hot, one was doable. Not a massage but light rub for about 20 minutes, then flip for about two. Ask if I want BJ or HJ finish for. 5 or. 4. I get out. 5 for BJ wanting the hot girl. The other girl says since it's four hands, they both get. 5. I put my $$$ away and ask to just finish massage (I paid for an hour). About 5 more minutes, they say all done. Only a half hour. Felt ripped off. All in all a lame rubdown for. 5 although I did get to feel up the hot girl some.[/QUOTE]Been reading replies to 'WalkBob' and I must say that I am disturbed with the direct and indirect insults. Every monger knows how deep his particular pockets are. If someone's pockets are so deep that they can spend $.5 and in not be any bother then o'well but that is surely not the case for all mongers especially of now with the recession. Me personally I am not trying to spend / donate more than .70 for a session and as of lately I have mostly picked SWs for about .20. I have spend / donated quite more in the past but as of now my situation does not reasonably allow it. Hopefully the future will bring better times as it has done in the past. As far as I am concerned $.5 is a lot with this economy. $.5 can put two tires on your car or you can have 45 min. of fun. We all make our decisions but lets not ride someone for being cautious about their pockets. Lets just be appreciative about the monger experience given.

In my dreams. But your mileage may vary.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush;1428867]Covered or uncovered for the BJ option?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LongRanger99;1428943]We all make our decisions but lets not ride someone for being cautious about their pockets. Lets just be appreciative about the monger experience given.[/QUOTE]People pay what they pay. The only thing I say is, if you can't afford it, stay home and jerk off.

I agree with you. No one should get shit for how much the do or don't spend.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk1955; 1429037]People pay what they pay. The only thing I say is, if you can't afford it, stay home and jerk off.

I agree with you. No one should get shit for how much the do or don't spend.[/QUOTE]I second the motion Mr Mayor, All in favor say I

[QUOTE=Datsurman; 1428359]I like to save a buck as much as the next guy but you sound cheap as hell. They already have the lowest prices for quality of service in all chicago and that's before adding the 'very hot' chick that you are talking about.

Your loss dude. A double BJ for $ is a really good deal. Now that I think about it. I am going to make an appt this week happily take the offer that U-turned down.[/QUOTE]You can count me in as being cheap in the end what it came down to was paying 150 for a lame rub and a BJ. I could get FS at an apt. Half hr for less or add another dime and do the hr. If you've got money to burn then more power to you.

[QUOTE=Chimonger;1426588]Serious, something must be going on. There are always slammed after 9pm. I went two weeks ago and didn't get any extras as usual but massage was great. Tried to go last week a few nights but again always booked after 9pm. If anyone has an intel please share. PM is fine.[/QUOTE]I don't known what's going on at sun all I know is that I think they close at 10:30, and busy till closing. I heard there used to be after hours music clubs where the musicians would play the best music before and after hours. All I know is that old saying, 'Fun in the Sun.

[QUOTE=Casper27;1429471]You can count me in as being cheap in the end what it came down to was paying 150 for a lame rub and a BJ. I could get FS at an apt. Half hr for less or add another dime and do the hr. If you've got money to burn then more power to you.[/QUOTE]I agree with Casper. I'm cheap too, but we're conditioned that way. To an extent that's why we are all here, to find the best experience for the buck. Let's not forget YMMV can have many applications. In the end we have to do what were comfortable with in any situation. No need to put anyone else down.

Thanks and stay safe,

Bigchiguy

[QUOTE=Ghostface89; 1425440]Having seen the Middle Eastern employees at a local BP gas station unloading large quantities of cigarette cartons late at night (on multiple occasions) , I contacted the authorities. Guess what? Nothing happened. Now I see why. The Cook County cops are on the take.

I guess if I were to put in a tip on an AMP, they would have been shaken down as well.

Tom Dart seems too busy busting puppy mills outside his jurisdiction (for misdemeanors, no less) to be able to control his own officers.[/QUOTE]Why are you calling the police? Should the police be called when you frequent a place of happiness?

You see an actual crime happening, robbery. Assault, etc, call the police. Someone selling cigs, liquor, having fun in their car, I don't think the police need to be involved.

Can someone send me a tip via pm (if necessary) on how I would go about finding one of the infamous asian apartment girls. I kept reading unspecific posts about them but I don't know how to find them. Can somebody help. I'll be staying downtown so I will need one that is fairly close by.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Diamondback; 1429809]Can someone send me a tip via pm (if necessary) on how I would go about finding one of the infamous asian apartment girls. I kept reading unspecific posts about them but I don't know how to find them. Can somebody help. I'll be staying downtown so I will need one that is fairly close by.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Chicagoland boasts several alternative sex mags, such as chicago after dark, and the gentleman's pages. These are a good place to start. Also BP can get you started, and of course RTFF which may give tips on specific phone numbers.

Good luck.

CTm

Go to eros dot com and check under asians. The ones that charge 160 are the asian apts. There are others that you can find at other places. Chicago after dark, city vibe. Etc.

[QUOTE=Diamondback; 1429809]Can someone send me a tip via pm (if necessary) on how I would go about finding one of the infamous asian apartment girls. I kept reading unspecific posts about them but I don't know how to find them. Can somebody help. I'll be staying downtown so I will need one that is fairly close by.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoldenGreek;1430399]Go to eros dot com and check under asians. The ones that charge 160 are the asian apts. There are others that you can find at other places. Chicago after dark, city vibe. Etc.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the intel GG!

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1429114]I second the motion Mr Mayor, All in favor say I[/QUOTE]As with Gopher, I also say I

[QUOTE=GoldenGreek;1430399]Go to eros dot com and check under asians. The ones that charge 160 are the asian apts. There are others that you can find at other places. Chicago after dark, city vibe. Etc.[/QUOTE]Thanks GoldenGreek. I was also wondering about the asian apartments. I am new to Chicago and trying to figure the scene out. Would the ones that charge other than 160 also be ok? I was interested in Jenny on EROS but searching for her phone number doesn't yield many results, and it seems there have been so many Jennys that have come and gone that its nearly impossible to find any intel on this one. Thanks again for the help so far!