Massage Parlor Reports

After Drunker Irish's description of Bobbi at Green a couple of weeks ago I decided to check her out. His description of Bobbi was great, but it seemed the service was less than great. I thought it was worth a visit based on the description of Bobbi, hoping that she just had an off day when Drunker Irish visited. I had my phone out to call and see if Bobbi was available as I approached the door coming up from L Street. As I came clear of the parking garage I saw someone approaching from my left, and thought that if he was also headed towards 1333, we would arrive at the door together. So I turned to walk in the direction of 14th Street, and looked over my shoulder to see if he indeed stopped at 1333 or continued past. I saw him rining the bell waiting to be buzzed in. So I circled the block, figuring that I would allow enough time to see if Bobbi was there and available, or if perhaps he drew her and I would have to try another day. I came back in through the little alley off Mass. Avenue, and when I was in view of the door again, I called to inquire about Bobbi. Mamasan said she is on a long vacation. When the girl is said to be on vacation, they may or may not be back. Whenever it is a long vacation, from my experience it means they are gone forever. Too bad. I would have liked to have had a chance to see whether she simply had a bad day when Drunker Irish visited, because she sounded like a beauty.

[QUOTE=Chaz]After Drunker Irish's description of Bobbi at Green a couple of weeks ago I decided to check her out. His description of Bobbi was great, but it seemed the service was less than great. I thought it was worth a visit based on the description of Bobbi, hoping that she just had an off day when Drunker Irish visited. I had my phone out to call and see if Bobbi was available as I approached the door coming up from L Street. As I came clear of the parking garage I saw someone approaching from my left, and thought that if he was also headed towards 1333, we would arrive at the door together. .[/QUOTE]Bobbi was definitely having a bad day because I had her services before she went on her long vacation. In my opinion, she was pretty good. She had a "Killer" body and came off like the "girl next door". I knew she wouldn't last long in the business. After talking to her, I get the impression that she seem to be real out of place. She was a very sweet young lady. She was, simply, trying to make a few dollars. However, she was so good that I went back the next day. I got the same outstanding service from her. I was going to repeat again the following weekend but she had departed on her long vacation. In her place, I was given the older "May" who I quickly rejected. Don't get me wrong, May is good. I had her before Green shut down but I wouldn't think about repeating. The next one offered by Manasan was young like Bobbi and had some huge tits but she wouldn't tell me her name until I paid so I also rejected her. I left in complete disgust and went over to "Rio". Manasan was glad to see me. I was served up Laura who is a "jewel in the rough". I highly recommend her.

Bout to make that trip down to an AMP. Has been awhile (uuuummm, since back in '07, had knee surgery and some the massage tables at those places are HAAARD, hahahah, so I thought I'd wait till the ole knee firmed up, which was about last year). Buuuut, my friend who I go to the AMPs with, has been hit by the ole economy and has had to save (LOL). But he says he should be ready next month. I have been hitting up the AAMPs and some indys out there that role thru the area from out of town. But, as soon as we go, I will keep ya posted. Seems like DC has fallen off alil bit but I really like those "showers".

This morning at Green:

Massage: decent
Therapist: Lucy (very attractive)
Left very satisfied
Standard DC rate

Started to go there last night and too many "smokers" standing next door.

[QUOTE=Rogoh]This morning at Green:

Massage: decent
Therapist: Lucy (very attractive)
Left very satisfied
Standard DC rate

Started to go there last night and too many "smokers" standing next door.[/QUOTE]

Green a little later in the day --

Massage: OK, including a discussion of her native continent
Therapist: Nana/Chloe (She told me she had two names)
Also very satisfied
Also standard DC rates

[QUOTE=Scott Cedar]Where is STAR? I keep hearing good stories about it but I don't know where it is or what it is exactly.

Do these appointments have to be setup ahead of time or can you just go there and get a spot?

Thanks![/QUOTE]First of all, Cedar, your post has just [u]got[/u] to be one of the All-Time winners! You set yourself up for what the erstwhile DC radio shock-jock Greaseman would have called a massive [b]SPECKLING[/b]. (If you don't know what that term means, do a Google of "Greaseman" and "speckling" to find out.)

Now, as for the advice:
[INDENT][b](1)[/b] On these boards, [b]INFORMATION[/b] is our currency. We've obtained that information via the expenditure of (very often) significant amounts of [u]time[/u] and [u]money[/u].

[b](2)[/b] When you just waltz into this or any of the other forums on USASG and ask "[i]Where the best place to go?[/i]" you invite the sort of replies that you've already received. It's like being an able-bodied individual, wearing expensive Nike shoes and a gold chain around his neck, walking up to somebody on the street and saying "[i]Gimme a dollah.[/i]" (We've got too many of those types for real in DC, as it is.) The proper response is "Get off your butt and go [u]earn[/u] that 'dollah', ya lazy ass." Of coure, you want to be careful that you don't say that in [u]certain[/u] parts of DC (i.e., not in SE, SW, NE, or NW), or you might get shot.

[b](3)[/b] As a newbie, even if you've supposedly "been in this hobby for years," you need to [u]give[/u] some info first before you are likely to get any in answer to a question. That means two things: (i) You need to go forth and experience some of the hobby yourself, preferably at a new establishment or with a new girl at an old establishment or even an old girl at an old establishment. Check out [i]The Washington Post[/i] Sports section for the ads at the bottom of the inside pages. (ii) Before you can do (i), you need to do your homework and research. This means reading through the forum. It means doing the slightly difficult task of going back through the past months and reading what other members have said. They didn't post those reports for their own health. They posted it in order to [b]share[/b] it, and for the benefit of eventual newbies like you (and like nearly every other member of this board, at one time or another).

[b](4)[/b] Once you go and actually "investigate" the venue of your choice, report back with the details (i.e., amount, name & description of girl, activities in general terms, and any other noteworthy bits of info).[/INDENT]
If you follow this general track, you'll eventually start to accumulate a [u]good[/u] track record and build-up "board cred." If you follow your current trajectory, you'll quickly be labeled a lazy mooch and you'll be wasting your (and USASG) bandwidth. You'll soon find that the folks on this board (or, at least, [u]most[/u] of them --- there may be some exceptions) are a generous bunch who will be more than happy to provide some helpful guidance and advice, once they know you're a solid stand-up dude. Until then, you'll have to earn your keep the old-fashioned way.

So, suck it up, straighten up, and stand tall. Hit the "Reset" button (or, as Secretary of State Clinton did, the "Overcharge" button) and try making your [b]next post[/b] one that is substantially better than this first attempt. Good luck, and have fun at the Forum.

[b]R::R[/b]

Went to star search.

First star was Angie.

Mid 30's I guess.

Massage: 7

Table shower: 8

Ending: 8 (I have to finish myself). It was only 35 min. That's no the money I paid for.

And second visit was with Susie.

Noway she's 27. She's 27 for at least 10 years. I saw her in NY few months back in flushing.

She didn't remember me. So I kept quiet.

Massage: 9

Table shower: 9

Ending: 10. She's a brightest star in there. Well spend an hour.

She's Bebe type kinda girl. I miss bebe.

Star

Coco

Aplus experience and value.

Minuses: Ran smack into one of you while en route from room to room.

Leo activity out front on way out with a long stare and arms crossed.

Like Kool and the Gang said, its too hot...at least for me for a bit.

Sign on door still says temporarily closed for renovations. Must be adding that foam roam and mosh pit I always dreamed about.

This too is a public service announcement. Keep walking. At least for now.

Hi Friends,

Went to Star this morning early (tho I was second) and, since Suzi was busy, saw Coco. What a find!!!!! Probably the cutest provider I have seen in my many years of mongering. About 5-2,3, cute face, beautiful trim figure and nice headlights (Coco Puffs) and very talented. Says she is 24 and, for once, I believe her. Went with my desire for a light touch and excelled in the technique. Thorough TS too. Great association for a first time and I will surely return. I'm sure the following sessons will be even better.

Be safe,

Rx

[QUOTE=Readerx]Went to Star this morning early (tho I was second) and, since Suzi was busy, saw Coco. What a find!!!!! Probably the cutest provider I have seen in my many years of mongering. About 5-2,3, cute face, beautiful trim figure and nice headlights (Coco Puffs) and very talented. Says she is 24 and, for once, I believe her. Went with my desire for a light touch and excelled in the technique. Thorough TS too. Great association for a first time and I will surely return. I'm sure the following sessons will be even better.
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I'll just tack my two cents on. Coco has a very beautiful face that is almost a perfect ten. She also has a great personality and attitude. You will not find another girl like her right now in DC.

Cons: She does not have a spinner's body. In fact she does not even have as good a body as Suzie. However her body is in no way bad or ugly. Also I did not enjoy sex with her very much. It wasn't her fault our bodies just did not match very well.

I won't actively seek a repeat session with her but I won't be unhappy if I end up with her again. I recommend everyone see her once.

Went to Orange one rainy night this week. Only downside was running into one of you guys on the stairs, but hey, what's a little awkwardness.

Door was opened by "Lee, " porcelain-pale skin, 5'4". Good shower, very, very nice massage.- professional quality.

Wonderful nips, B-ish real cups, light almost pink nipples.

Good experience. On the way out, she said I should come back, and ask for her.- "Coco. " Coco Lee? No, Coco.

Gentlemen,

I was just made aware that I have a window this evening b/c my S.O. is going to her relative's house.

So, I know better than asking before RTFF... so I did. However, I cannot seem to locate a decent provider with large naturals...

If you do know of one, please send me a PM. I honestly don't care about FS... BBBJ is preferred, but not required.

Just have yellow fever for providers with large naturals.

Van

[QUOTE=Readerx]Hi Friends,

Went to Star this morning early (tho I was second) and, since Suzi was busy, saw Coco. What a find!!!!! Probably the cutest provider I have seen in my many years of mongering. About 5-2,3, cute face, beautiful trim figure and nice headlights (Coco Puffs) and very talented. Says she is 24 and, for once, I believe her. Went with my desire for a light touch and excelled in the technique. Thorough TS too. Great association for a first time and I will surely return. I'm sure the following sessons will be even better.

Be safe,

Rx[/QUOTE]

I agree with everything here about Coco. 9+ across the board. I left thoroughly satisfied - similar to some of my better sessions at DT when it was thriving. Will repeat for sure.

I had some spare time this week, so I decided to visit a fave location that most of the long-time mongers here should know well. I rang the bell (and would, again, too :D), and MMS lets me in and takes me to the room. A few moments later, in walks the therapist. Holy kimchee! I recognize her instantly from another, now defunct, hangout. It must have been about 5 years since I last saw her, she's had some enhancements (boobs and botox), but she still looks good...even if the implants are starting to firm up around the edges.

We exchange some pleasantries and then it's off for a sensual, if not spectacular (but it [u]was[/u] very nice) visit to the TS. Afterward, a short trip to the sauna, and then she comes and retrieves me.

Back in the room, she says to lie down but, since I'd brought the Roman Fun Kit ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=791188&postcount=2312[/url]), I told her I'd give [u]her[/u] a massage. She seemed pleased with the idea, and soon she was [i]en buffo[/i] on the massage table.

Long story short: She [u]thoroughly[/u] enjoyed the massage, couldn't believe I was self-taught. Then, the Happy Ending for her. Started out with the application of some Glide lotion and some gentle massaging and some nipple sucking (hers were at full attention, by now). Then, when she was feeling very good, out came the multi-function vibe from the Fun Kit and the DATY begins in earnest. With that one inside her, and the "lipstick" vibe on her clit, the DATY sent her over the edge easily. In fact, she came twice. (One way to tell if a girl is faking or is actually experiencing orgasm when you're giving her DATY: Keep your pinky finger on her wrinkled star. Not inside, but on. It's an erogenous area, as well, but when she comes, you'll feel her star contract. It's almost "no-fail" and it's not something that most girls think to fake when they're trying to fool you.)

She's out of breath momentarily, and I'm up on the table now too, but she says "Now, honey! Now!" Cover goes on, and I go in. Now [b]she[/b] takes the multi-function vibe and holds it on her clit while we're rockin' back and forth in "Mish Blish." In less than a minute, she has a white-eye rollback again, and then she grabs the back of my head and grabs my hair (almost a bit [u]too[/u] forcefully) and pulls me down for DFK. Uh-huh! Methinks she is enjoying herself. Shortly thereafter, I bust my nut. DFK seems to help speed the process, for me.

Then we cool down, relax, and rest for a moment. We both have weak knees. She wants to know where I bought the vibes. I tell her, "Next time, I'll be back with the address." I tip $, and she's very pleased with that. The whole session lasted over an hour. (In fact, when she was enjoying the massage, she said "Time no worry.") Will I repeat? Let me think. Uh...you bet!

[u][b]FBAS:[/b][/u] 8 / 8.5 / 9 / 9

[u][b]Vitals:[/b][/u] 5'-0", ~110#, 36C (enhanced) with pencil eraser nips, shaved, tanned, 40 y.o. (+/- 5 yrs.), straight long dark hair

Due to heightened concerns over recent LEO activity at this time, Seniors and [u]trusted[/u] Regulars (you know who you are) can PM me for further details. Others will have to earn their stripes and be on a case-by-case basis. Certain mongers, who've exhibited chronic stupidity or displayed a case of bad attitudes in the past, can just move on.

[b]R::R[/b]