Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hinode]HEHEHEHE.

girls are throwing themselves at me and Im in my prime
Im not 20 somethin, yet I aint 40 somethin-- yet..
"Old mofos" eh?
I used to envy the typical baby boomer, and with Brother John Ross' comment about income, Ill have ALL OF YOU know that I aint nowhere near what he makes.
Im average. In job, house, and car. Looks, might be a cut above, but performance, rico suave, mojo, charm, charisma, I got this.
I teeter-totter on the "working poor" in Hawaii. Yet, I get nan 4x a week. The S.O. rules. Yet, I still have a tendency to stray.
Whether it be ex's, or SWs, or AMPs, I got a high sex drive. I need to get my needs fufillled, one way or another, as long as there is a happy ending at the end of the tunnel its ALL G to me.

Don't be "J". No worry. Bumbai U learn.
Hinode :cool:[/QUOTE]As all the worlds collide, the mongerers know where to go to get some nani for their akua, the ladies " kb, vb, SW, AMP, ind esc. " know what you want and they make good $$$ while the nani still operational.

The days of hooking up in the Wave, pinks, studes, blue water cafe, rhythm house, point, bobbys, oh boy guys on nani search; ladies pole diving on the slide.

I know I going date myself again, La Mancha across the street of the ole diners on keeaumoku, LOL. The nani was puro there, not super young, early 20s. Early 30s, looking for youth that can go fo broke bang and no LTR. Hit & run, polish her oyster, and not call her the next day.

Instead of going to zips, we use to cruise diners, before the chicken katsu was nutz. Esp. When short on kala.

Some need it more than others, the more, the merrier, the better & bigger the smile. + good for the cardio and ab workout, if done the rights.

High drive, audoban, and as I have said, " if I gotta go, hope mika tan or lilly thai on top. "

Enjoy it until you no can do, unless you are Filipino

B safe

K

[QUOTE=Scooby Snakr]

And how do I find Happiness? Okay pun intended, but seriously where on Keeaumoku is this place?[/QUOTE]
Happiness is located at 641 Keeaumoku Street, #14 (the former location of Champion Spa). The building has a large "Panda Cuisine" sign on the front, and the entrance to the parking area is located directly across Keeaumoku Street from the Starbucks shop in the Wal-Mart complex. After you drive down into the parking area, you should see the "Happiness" sign on the makai side.

[QUOTE=KillingAngel]

I'm 22 yrs old and I can't figure out you guys can all afford this, I only go like once every three months but I here some guys on this forum go like 3-4 times a week! [/QUOTE]
Yes, it can become expensive to frequently visit "relaxation" places, which is one of the reasons I like to alternate "relaxation" places with some less-expensive downtown streetwalkers.

[QUOTE=Blue Falcon]Hi,

I'm new here and thought I'd post for the first time. Just went to Ginger's two nights ago. I was expecting to find Cherry, the girl I saw before. But she is on break so I was told. MS told me only she and Mimi are working there at the moment. She brought her out, a young Thai girl. I had the normal TS, CBJ, CFS, and she even let me do DATY, though no DFK. Her attitude was great. Damage was usual $.5 Definitely will go back when I have time.

Anyway, I keep hearing about this Hina Massage. I know it's legit, but want to try it out. Can anyone please give me the location of it or any other info?

Thanks,

BF[/QUOTE]Wassup,

This Mimi sounds hot for only $.5 + house? But...any ratings on her? A/L/S? Body? Just adore Thai/Viet girls!

Hina Massage-561-6049. found in the latest Pennysaver. page 10.

Lataz,

Neko

[QUOTE=AsiaTraveler2]Hmmmmmm. I saw your other posts, and this does not sound like the same guy. Did you let one of the Thai therapists, maybe a friend at a competitor post this? Definitely has all the markings of a Thai girl talking and trying to trash another business.

Could be wrong, but I don't think so.

AT2[/QUOTE]Hey AT2,

I think you're right about Shaun4153's post as being a Thai girl trashing another business. I had the same feeling like this person's grammer sounds like it was translated to english. However, I did receive poor service at Massage Thailand / Chang Mai. I definitely will not repeat.

Hey Young Buck,

I hope you don't take all this personal. Us "old mofos" are just trying to pass down some of our experiences and wisdom (if you call it that! ).

You've probably read all the Jedi Masters' replies so I won't bore you with my stories.

Come to think of it though, I think I was around your age when I first started mongering. World's and Maharaja's got too bland so I decided to take a trip to an AMP. Talk about eyes-open, pitch-me-a-tent, porno-action. Dyamn.

But alas, now I am:

1. Hooked up with my SO (good shyeet so my need to stray has lessened)

2. Saving the kala to upgrade to a house

And, as I get older, I start to realize the danger in mongering for SW or going to AMP's often since, after all this is Hawaii and everyone knows everyone here

Go do your thing padawan. Aurite.

[QUOTE=KillingAngel]Man I wish I was like you when you were younger because the guys my age that have all the girls are usually the really social/outgoing type. For me, a steady girlfriend would be like a big success LOL. But I guess you gotta get GFE somehow.

Anyway, since this is an AMP forum, I just came back from Ohana on Makaloa St. To see Kimberly since she has big boobs (D's) and a nice attitude. She is apparently the stand-in "mama" so nobody to clock-watch me! Anyway, she gave a good massage (w/ breasts sometimes), missionary, doggy, etc. Really good attitude and no rush. Damage was. 5 for house and. 8 for her. I go there mostly because she seems OK with. 8 (I just stick it down her bra) since the girls at the other AMPs want 1. 5. But even at 0. 8 it still seems like damage when your only making $8/ hr LOL. Ohana = the layman's AMP haha.

BTW there is a new Korean girl at Ohana who is 5'9" 23 years old with tanned complexion. She is pretty skinny with some B cups but she didn't want me and kept telling me she was on her period. Yes, that's it and I probably will not be going to another AMP for 3 months LOL.[/QUOTE]
You gave Kim .8 for FS? That ain't right.

Ok everybody,
Mia quite Hana
now only Mama san is there.
good massage and very good HE

[QUOTE=Scooby Snakr]Who's this Kelly that everyone is mentioning? Description? And how do I find Happiness? Okay pun intended, but seriously where on Keeaumoku is this place?[/QUOTE]
Kelly is pretty nice to look at with her make-up on. Pretty nice body. Great service when she isn't rushing. She used to be at Nirvana, so you can see more reports on her if you do a search. Someone already gave the directions.

Went to Lavender after a drought in finances hoping for a nice hook up as many recently reported. Not much to choose from, but there were other customers, so the good one's might have been busy. Picked Gina. Her face looks like Sky from Nirvana and her voice kinda sounds like Sky. Her body was closer to Shannon Daughterly. Table shower was above average. Some massage. Would have been better with more. She took a long time to come back to the room. Thought about walking. No massage once started. Only pecking kisses and tit rubbing. On the flip, she rode nicely, then she asked to do mish with me on top. Would have been okay except:

1. No eye contact.
2. Chewing gum the whole time.
3. Held legs open so didn't feel much.

Otherwise, above average. Probably won't repeat or go to Lavender for awhile. YMMV.

Economic revitalization checks should be coming in May. This is my income tax return since I had to pay.

[QUOTE=John Ross]You gave Kim .8 for FS? That ain't right.[/QUOTE]JR is right. She is a jewel to still be nice to you and you should reward accordingly. She is working and we all know the going rates for good service and if you can't pay, then save your money until you can pay the going rate - she deserves it.

Know what, I've been trying to get a hold of her for the past two days and she hasn't picked up. Just keep on receiving her voice mail. She sounds cute as a button, but I'd still like to see what the buzz is about. I honestly feel like I'm cheating on Mei-Ling, but hey, I won't tell if you don't.

Any of her regulars out there know if she is on vacay or if Hina is available only certain days of the week? Please PM me for the 411, I'd really appreciate it.

Domo Arigatou Gozaimasu!

StripedFashion

Does anyone know if Kelly does bbbj or cbj? I went to see her at happiness about a week ago but mamasan said they were still closed and then she asked me how do I know Kelly?

[QUOTE=Joe Som]Kelly is pretty nice to look at with her make-up on. Pretty nice body. Great service when she isn't rushing. She used to be at Nirvana, so you can see more reports on her if you do a search. Someone already gave the directions.[/QUOTE]

Well this would be the wrong place to write this but what kind of jobs do you guys have? It seems most people here are making 60+ at least a year. Seriously I'm going to have to pick a major next year, and I would like to go to an AMP around once a week. As of right now I go around once a month but thats because I'm stupid and not putting it in my 401k.