Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fllooking69; 1677473]After seeing some good reviews for Summer at Asahi I decided to make an appointment to give her a try. I got there and paid 80 for the hr and had a decent ts. We get back to the room and she says her name is now candy so at this point I don't know if its summer or candy as this is my first time here. She proceded to give me a horrible even by AMP standards massage for 10 min before she hops on my back with her shirt off and says you want 100 or 60?

I scoffed at her prices as the 100 was for top off HJ and 60 was clothed and roaming was not allowed. She had a really bad attitude from the get go but my little head told me to stay as she looked like she had a nice rack. I tell her no thanks as I can 40 anywhere else with roaming and a much better attitude. I told her to just do massage then and had her do standard for next 50 min. Needless to say I did not tip. I would stay away as there are much better AMPs in the area with nice providers. I still have no clue if this was Candy or Summer but she was in her 20's to with really short boy haircut and liked to sing / hum all the music that played on the radio.[/QUOTE]The problem with many guys who visit AMPs is that they forget that they are the customer.

Fortunately, lately many guys are posting here that they are telling the women they are not going to go for the upsell or the bad attitude.

My advice is simply this: Go to an AMP with the expectation that you are going to get a quality legitimate massage. Expect that to be performed professionally and with a good attitude. If something else is available, then great, just don't overpay, get bullied or cave into the pouty face. Also, don't go back expecting it to be better next time.

I used to go to Asahi all the time until it became apparent that guys must have been falling for their upsell and bullying because the experience became just like yours. Haven't been there in years and have no plans to return.

[QUOTE=Fllooking69; 1677473]After seeing some good reviews for Summer at Asahi I decided to make an appointment to give her a try. I got there and paid 80 for the hr and had a decent ts. We get back to the room and she says her name is now candy so at this point I don't know if its summer or candy as this is my first time here. She proceded to give me a horrible even by AMP standards massage for 10 min before she hops on my back with her shirt off and says you want 100 or 60?

I scoffed at her prices as the 100 was for top off HJ and 60 was clothed and roaming was not allowed. She had a really bad attitude from the get go but my little head told me to stay as she looked like she had a nice rack. I tell her no thanks as I can 40 anywhere else with roaming and a much better attitude. I told her to just do massage then and had her do standard for next 50 min. Needless to say I did not tip. I would stay away as there are much better AMPs in the area with nice providers. I still have no clue if this was Candy or Summer but she was in her 20's to with really short boy haircut and liked to sing / hum all the music that played on the radio.[/QUOTE]That was Summer! Not my experience at all and yes the rack was superb!

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1677461]Has anyone seen Goddess Kiva before? I am thinking about dropping some of my hard earned money to see her but was wondering if anyone had any experience with her?

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3609294027.html[/url]

I have not had good luck with 'tantra' girls before. I RTF but see no info on her anywhere. Thanks![/QUOTE]I saw her a year or so ago and she is a total waste of time and money. She is much older than her pics (as in 20 years or so older) , doesn't do / teach anything remotely similar to what you would expect or hope for. Save your coin.

[QUOTE=Fellow Guy; 1676422]I've been out of town for a couple of weeks. The last time I visited sunshine was about 3-4 weeks ago and had a great session with Bebe. I went back on Sunday at 7pm and no open sign and door locked, no note on the door. I didn't see anything in the forum about a bust here. (I really don't hear about kissimmee spa busts). My question was it busted or just no girls available. No cars were parked at all in front. Doing a little more research, I notice that their last backpage ad was Feb 4th. Also, Bebe said she was just visiting and they really begged her to work. That night Bebe was the only one working there. She went to the front door twice during my session and told the guys to come back in an hour, but I know there were no other clients when I was there. Maybe they ran out of staff?

So does anyone have more info on this? I guess I'll just wait for the open sign to be lit.[/QUOTE]I went the other day as well and it was closed. It had only been a couple of weeks since I had been there, so I was surprised to find that no one was there. I was in the mood, so went next door to VIP to see an old favorite, Mimi. It had been awhile since I had been there. She is very attractive. The experience was ok. Not a big fan of the walking on the back. She has a brand new set of bolt ons, too, which didn't do much for me. They were still pretty hard, damn near still had the tags on them they were so new.

[QUOTE=amplovr;1677881]I visited Orlando last week. I also had asked for a little help with a good place near International Dr and someone was also kind enough to tell me to RTFF. So friendly. I spent a few hours googling around and decided on Ichaban.[/QUOTE]I just suggested that you read a few posts back as there had been a lot of reports (many be me) recently. As you were happy to spend a few hours googling then I suggest it would not have taken you a few hours to read a few pages of posts. Was not intending to be unfriendly, just trying to save you some time. What were you expecting, a poster giving you a 100% guarantee that if you went to a place you would get exactly what you wanted? Glad you did well at Ichiban, staff must have changed a lot in the recent past (as they do) as I now avoid that place and go elsewhere. Don't think that if you visit again you will get the same results. YMMV has never been more accurate in my recent experience in Orlando and surrounding.

V

[QUOTE=SackMan;1678410]I went the other day as well and it was closed. It had only been a couple of weeks since I had been there, so I was surprised to find that no one was there. I was in the mood, so went next door to VIP to see an old favorite, Mimi. It had been awhile since I had been there. She is very attractive. The experience was ok. Not a big fan of the walking on the back. She has a brand new set of bolt ons, too, which didn't do much for me. They were still pretty hard, damn near still had the tags on them they were so new.[/QUOTE]Literally laughed out loud at the tags comment! I was over there recently one night and got scared off as LEO was in the parking lot out the back part concealed. May have been something or nothing but just worried me. Glad things worked out well for you.

V

For my first post I stepped out of my norm and checked out a new place for me. Asian Flowers. Both therapists I saw were attractive and with luck of the draw I got Angela. Favorite part of the rub was her soft legs rubbing the sides of my body as she straddled me to work on my back. After a nice rub there was a flip with negotiation. I broke my own rule and walked in with to much $$$ in my pocket. When that happens, I suck at negotiating. Dreamed that I stood beside the table while she laid on it. Great body with nips the size of my thumbs.

Loved the soft legs rubbing on my body. Massage was good. Total damage $$.

On a side note, the best part about my experience today was knowing that I could report back to y'all. Been doing this since '97 or so and it's not really a hobby that I can tell my friends about. A week or so ago it occurred to me that if I joined the site that I would have a release. Look forward to many more posts.

[QUOTE=RobJob33; 1678631]For my first post I stepped out of my norm and checked out a new place for me. Asian Flowers. Both therapists I saw were attractive and with luck of the draw I got Angela. Favorite part of the rub was her soft legs rubbing the sides of my body as she straddled me to work on my back. After a nice rub there was a flip with negotiation. I broke my own rule and walked in with to much $$$ in my pocket. When that happens, I suck at negotiating. Dreamed that I stood beside the table while she laid on it. Great body with nips the size of my thumbs.

Loved the soft legs rubbing on my body. Massage was good. Total damage $$.

On a side note, the best part about my experience today was knowing that I could report back to why'all. Been doing this since '97 or so and it's not really a hobby that I can tell my friends about. A week or so ago it occurred to me that if I joined the site that I would have a release. Look forward to many more posts.[/QUOTE]I'm assuming it was $80 for an hour, so you paid $120 for a HJ?

[QUOTE=RobJob33; 1678631]For my first post I stepped out of my norm and checked out a new place for me. Asian Flowers. Both therapists I saw were attractive and with luck of the draw I got Angela. Favorite part of the rub was her soft legs rubbing the sides of my body as she straddled me to work on my back. After a nice rub there was a flip with negotiation. I broke my own rule and walked in with to much $$$ in my pocket. When that happens, I suck at negotiating. Dreamed that I stood beside the table while she laid on it. Great body with nips the size of my thumbs.

Loved the soft legs rubbing on my body. Massage was good. Total damage $$.

On a side note, the best part about my experience today was knowing that I could report back to why'all. Been doing this since '97 or so and it's not really a hobby that I can tell my friends about. A week or so ago it occurred to me that if I joined the site that I would have a release. Look forward to many more posts.[/QUOTE]$$? Not being funny buddy but I think you may have been turned over. Hmmm.

V

[QUOTE=MikeInBrazil;1678987]I'm assuming it was $80 for an hour, so you paid $120 for a HJ?[/QUOTE]HaHa. $70 to get in. $130 got me FS.

[QUOTE=Viamx; 1679028]$$? Not being funny buddy but I think you may have been turned over. Hmmm.

V[/QUOTE]I guess I should've been clearer. $70 entry. $130 FS. She wanted $150 but I refused.

Usually I don't partake in the FS anymore as I always leave unsatisfied. I guess I'm wanting more than a girl to just lay on her back. Need some participation. Little Head started telling me how great it would be but then she just laid there. Prefer a HJ. I think they actually put more effort into it.

Back in January I was in Orlando on business. I dreamed that I stopped by Avalon my first evening and saw Maria, a thirty something latina with a decent looking body. She gave a very good massage and there was some flirting on the flip. She massaged my stomach and came close to the target area. I reached down and nudged her in the right direction. I looked up, our eyes met and she gave me a slight nod and a smile, but never locked on the target. I thought maybe she was waiting as she still had the other side to do. But, in the end nothing happened and then she seemed very distant during the following table shower.

The next day, I dreamed that I would try again. In this dream I drew Natalie, a smoking hot twenty something blonde Russian babe. She was very outgoing, but never even hinted at anything extra. In fact, I flat out asked for some help on the flip and she said that I could take care of myself, but she would not do that for fear of losing her job. I started but shortly quit when it was clear she wasn't going to join in the fun.

I have heard conflicting reports on this place in this and other forums. I will be travelling to Orlando again next month and would love to have some happier endings to my dreams about the ladies at Avalon Massage. Anyone have any experience or suggestions.

Thanks

[QUOTE=MikeInBrazil;1678987]I'm assuming it was $80 for an hour, so you paid $120 for a HJ?[/QUOTE]Nah. He must have paid that for FS. I hope.

I visited Orlando on business this past month. My first night in town, I dreamed that I visited Avalon Massage across from Universal Theme Park Entrance (above Domino's). I drew Maria (an attractive thrity something Latina) the first time and enjoyed a very thorough massage. On the flip she flirted a little and made eye contact repeatedly with a shy smile. Toward the end of the session she worked on my stomach and came close to the target area. I even reach down and guided her very close to where I wanted her to be. She made eye contact, smiled and nodded, but never locked on the target. I thought maybe she was waiting till she worked on the other side, but nothing happend even when I lightly carressed her gorgeous rear. Afterwards she seemed distant during the table shower and I left unsatisfied.

The next day, I dreamed that I visited again and this time drew Natalie (a smoking hot blonde twenty-something Russian). She was clear that nothing extra was available. I even outright asked her, and she said she couldn't risk losing her job or immigration status. She said I could take care of myself, but I gave up after it became clear after a few minutes that she would not be joining me.

Both times, I tipped and extra twenty.

I will be travelling back to Orlando next month for more business, but I would love to have a few more dreams about the women of Avalon Massage that have happier endings. Any suggestions?

Anyone seen any non-AMP providers who allow undraped massage? I occasionally ask about this, because they seem to be few and far between and I don't know of any in this area as they all seemed to have moved away.

American, Hispanic, as long as she's not your typical AMP therapist, would be great. Extras not necessary, but prefer someone who's cool with no draping. PM if prefer.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours; 1679543]Anyone seen any non-AMP providers who allow undraped massage? I occasionally ask about this, because they seem to be few and far between and I don't know of any in this area as they all seemed to have moved away.

American, Hispanic, as long as she's not your typical AMP therapist, would be great. Extras not necessary, but prefer someone who's cool with no draping. PM if prefer.[/QUOTE]There is a mid 40's or so black woman advertising with no pic on BP. Off of Lee Road in Kings Manor. Found her by mistake, I could've sworn the phone number was for Gigi who used to be behind the Altamonte mall but wasn't. Anyhow, very nice massage in her home. No draping. Prices quoted for dreams were. 5 for rub, $ for rub and handshake, $.5 for rub and nude handshake, $$ for FS. Only brought $ to this dream. Left happy.

Also Lori at WindSong. Low to mid 40's with nice body. No draping. Seen her several times. Kinda nervous chatty at first and then relaxes. Always a nice rub with a nice finish. I bring $ for the hour and leave whatever the change is.

Jane is also still at WindSong. I'll admit I've let Jane talk me out of some coin over the years. Especially in Longwood. A little crazy and talkative but always had a good rub and finishes. Looking tired now days and gained weight. Last time I was with her was over a year ago. At the end she asked 'want me to suck it? '. I replied 'nah. '

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours; 1679543]Anyone seen any non-AMP providers who allow undraped massage? I occasionally ask about this, because they seem to be few and far between and I don't know of any in this area as they all seemed to have moved away.

American, Hispanic, as long as she's not your typical AMP therapist, would be great. Extras not necessary, but prefer someone who's cool with no draping. PM if prefer.[/QUOTE]Marina at Exclusuff on Lee Road gives a good massage no draping and no extras. She is an attractive lady but I not gotten any extras. I think you can have self serv. (407) XXX-0034.

[QUOTE=RobJob33; 1679227]I guess I should've been clearer. $70 entry. $130 FS. She wanted $150 but I refused.

Usually I don't partake in the FS anymore as I always leave unsatisfied. I guess I'm wanting more than a girl to just lay on her back. Need some participation. Little Head started telling me how great it would be but then she just laid there. Prefer a HJ. I think they actually put more effort into it.[/QUOTE]I completely agree. I've had much more fun at AMP's with sensual B2B and HJ than otherwise.

[QUOTE=George33; 1679298]I visited Orlando on business this past month. My first night in town, I dreamed that I visited Avalon Massage across from Universal Theme Park Entrance (above Domino's). I drew Maria (an attractive thrity something Latina) the first time and enjoyed a very thorough massage. On the flip she flirted a little and made eye contact repeatedly with a shy smile. Toward the end of the session she worked on my stomach and came close to the target area. I even reach down and guided her very close to where I wanted her to be. She made eye contact, smiled and nodded, but never locked on the target. I thought maybe she was waiting till she worked on the other side, but nothing happend even when I lightly carressed her gorgeous rear. Afterwards she seemed distant during the table shower and I left unsatisfied.

The next day, I dreamed that I visited again and this time drew Natalie (a smoking hot blonde twenty-something Russian). She was clear that nothing extra was available. I even outright asked her, and she said she couldn't risk losing her job or immigration status. She said I could take care of myself, but I gave up after it became clear after a few minutes that she would not be joining me.

Both times, I tipped and extra twenty.

I will be travelling back to Orlando next month for more business, but I would love to have a few more dreams about the women of Avalon Massage that have happier endings. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Depending on what you want there are several good AMPs you might try one or more of the massage parlor sites. Stay safe but have fun. DAz

This is a pretty quiet place, as most Seminole Cty AMPs tend to be.

Same girl has been there for quite some time now. The massage is always very solid, I enjoy the walk on the back thing so that is nice. I don't get cheated on time. Always a good massage with a standard finish. Not much of a menu here, but if you appreciate a low key atmosphere and good massage you won't leave unhappy. No upselling and no discussion about tip suggestions.

Probably on the dull side for some, but I like a good hard massage and at some places the massage is so-so at best.

8 for hour and .4 for tip.

[QUOTE=RobJob33;1679635]Jane is also still at WindSong. I'll admit I've let Jane talk me out of some coin over the years. Especially in Longwood. A little crazy and talkative but always had a good rub and finishes. Looking tired now days and gained weight. Last time I was with her was over a year ago. At the end she asked 'want me to suck it? '. I replied 'nah. '[/QUOTE]Jane can really suck it good. BBBJCIMWS. She has never really quoted me a tip charge so I normally leave what I want on the table in the room and meet her in the hall way and jet.

Stopped by AGG recently next to Rubys on 192 and got great service. Best I have had in a while. Seniors who have PM'd me in the past may PM for details as the climate around here these days seems to favor details being shared only behind closed doors.

V

[QUOTE=Big Jose; 1679791]This is a pretty quiet place, as most Seminole Cty AMPs tend to be.

Same girl has been there for quite some time now. The massage is always very solid, I enjoy the walk on the back thing so that is nice. I don't get cheated on time. Always a good massage with a standard finish. Not much of a menu here, but if you appreciate a low key atmosphere and good massage you won't leave unhappy. No upselling and no discussion about tip suggestions.

Probably on the dull side for some, but I like a good hard massage and at some places the massage is so-so at best.

8 for hour and. 4 for tip.[/QUOTE]So most Seminole county AMPs don't offer anything other than a legit massage? Why is that? Just curious.

I've been to Star Therapy numerous times and I have never reviewed them but I'm kind of new to this site so I'll share my info to get me started.

Like I said, I've been there numerous times. The massage quality is actually the best I have experienced since I've been going to AMP's I have seen Cici and Holly the most. Both are very skilled and nice looking ladies. I dreamt that my time with them was both relaxing. Both allowed roaming but not much more. The standard HE finish was there. I have also seen Sara there and she was a bit more distant.

Even without the roaming and HE I feel the quality of the massage is worth the price of admission. .80 for the hour and left .40 tip and they were all very appreciative.

Have fun

[QUOTE=RobJob33; 1678631]For my first post I stepped out of my norm and checked out a new place for me. Asian Flowers. Both therapists I saw were attractive and with luck of the draw I got Angela. Favorite part of the rub was her soft legs rubbing the sides of my body as she straddled me to work on my back. After a nice rub there was a flip with negotiation. I broke my own rule and walked in with to much $$$ in my pocket. When that happens, I suck at negotiating. Dreamed that I stood beside the table while she laid on it. Great body with nips the size of my thumbs.

Loved the soft legs rubbing on my body. Massage was good. Total damage $$.

On a side note, the best part about my experience today was knowing that I could report back to why'all. Been doing this since '97 or so and it's not really a hobby that I can tell my friends about. A week or so ago it occurred to me that if I joined the site that I would have a release. Look forward to many more posts.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the club! Nice job rookie.

I stopped by today and it was still closed. The phone number's not working either. Is it common for AMP's to close often in the orlando area? Maybe things are getting hot? Does anyone know of any other ones that have been closed in the last month or so? Just wondering. Any help would be appreciated.

Visited MYA last week in Kissimmee, Very nice lady she is the lady in the pics but looks slight older but she still looks good with a smokin hot body. Great D`s.

She is a nice lady massage was about 7 the massage room was nice setup the area is sketchy but no one will bother you. Treat her nice guys

[QUOTE=Jimhatz;1679909]Jane can really suck it good. BBBJCIMWS. She has never really quoted me a tip charge so I normally leave what I want on the table in the room and meet her in the hall way and jet.[/QUOTE]Pretty much a go to girl if you don't feel lije hunting something new and taking a chance I always seems to head to her. Decent massage and always had fun and left happy! And never felt like I got short changed. Maybe head that way again next week!

[QUOTE=Keanu6;1680426]So most Seminole county AMPs don't offer anything other than a legit massage? Why is that? Just curious.[/QUOTE]As always, YMMV, but I feel that generally Seminole County is slower on the AMP scene. Maybe less foot traffic, more established places that don't take extra risk, etc. Maybe the influx of girls is more difficult for them. Maybe an older clientele than Orange County. But in my experience, menus usually limited in Seminole County. They are generally safer as well. Very little talk about the service and a tip is just expected, but rarely discussed. But I think a standard ending is available in virtually every AMP in the Central Fl area, except for a few places and they usually get reviewed and blacklisted pretty quickly.

[QUOTE=Big Jose;1680696]As always, YMMV, but I feel that generally Seminole County is slower on the AMP scene. Maybe less foot traffic, more established places that don't take extra risk, etc. Maybe the influx of girls is more difficult for them. Maybe an older clientele than Orange County. But in my experience, menus usually limited in Seminole County. They are generally safer as well. Very little talk about the service and a tip is just expected, but rarely discussed. But I think a standard ending is available in virtually every AMP in the Central Fl area, except for a few places and they usually get reviewed and blacklisted pretty quickly.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Big Jose. I guess making the trip out to Kissimmee or Orange County is worth the trip then. I went to Shen's out in Casselberry and noticed there was no talk of anything. Not that I wanted anything extra from the fat lady but did find it odd.

[QUOTE=Keanu6;1681848]Thanks for the info Big Jose. I guess making the trip out to Kissimmee or Orange County is worth the trip then. I went to Shen's out in Casselberry and noticed there was no talk of anything. Not that I wanted anything extra from the fat lady but did find it odd.[/QUOTE]Ok so I have always counted on Tokyo in Casselberry for a good experience. Hardly ever the same lady but always the same service. I did have an experience with a chubby little thing that called herself Sunny that was exceptional. With this in mind I checked out the new place across from Home depot they offer an hour for $69 and since they are new a free table shower if you ask. Table shower was good and the message was actually exceptionally good. But that was it. So all is good.

Now the bad, so the posted price is $69 hour, I give the lady $80. Um Change please? So I get my $11 change figuring that will be the tip if it a just ok but I have a twenty ready for an extra effort. So I know I have two twenties in my wallet. I go for the $10 and find one of the twenties is missing. I look everywhere and nope it's gone. At this point I am done and heading out the door. I tell the girl the twenty is missing and head out the door. There was a second girl in the store when I went for the shower. So after all this the girl runs out a gives me a $20 and apologizes. I would avoid this place at all cost. Something strange I have also noticed Tokyo and all the places in Longwood used to be open pretty late and now all are closed about 8:00 PM

[QUOTE=Cassberry;1682201]I have also noticed Tokyo and all the places in Longwood used to be open pretty late and now all are closed about 8:00 PM[/QUOTE]The Longwood spas have to close at 8:00pm unless the therapists have met additional training / license requirements.

Saw this lady early last week. While her ad is suggestive and pictures are erotic, 'Val' offers no extras. Works out of her home. Pics are real but she looks much older though she still has a good body. Massage is decent. If you miliage varied, let me know bc I did not get anywhere.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/educated-in-massage-but-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch/6860167[/url]

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1682913]Saw this lady early last week. While her ad is suggestive and pictures are erotic, 'Val' offers no extras. Works out of her home. Pics are real but she looks much older though she still has a good body. Massage is decent. If you miliage varied, let me know bc I did not get anywhere.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/educated-in-massage-but-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch/6860167[/url][/QUOTE]Just curious have you ever had luck when they post in Therapeutic Massage Only section?

[QUOTE=Cassberry; 1682201]Ok so I have always counted on Tokyo in Casselberry for a good experience. Hardly ever the same lady but always the same service. I did have an experience with a chubby little thing that called herself Sunny that was exceptional. With this in mind I checked out the new place across from Home depot they offer an hour for $69 and since they are new a free table shower if you ask. Table shower was good and the message was actually exceptionally good. But that was it. So all is good.

Now the bad, so the posted price is $69 hour, I give the lady $80. Um Change please? So I get my $11 change figuring that will be the tip if it a just ok but I have a twenty ready for an extra effort. So I know I have two twenties in my wallet. I go for the $10 and find one of the twenties is missing. I look everywhere and nope it's gone. At this point I am done and heading out the door. I tell the girl the twenty is missing and head out the door. There was a second girl in the store when I went for the shower. So after all this the girl runs out a gives me a $20 and apologizes. I would avoid this place at all cost. Something strange I have also noticed Tokyo and all the places in Longwood used to be open pretty late and now all are closed about 8:00 PM[/QUOTE]Damn sorry to hear this happened. That sucks. Shady people everywhere these days I guess.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1682913]Saw this lady early last week. While her ad is suggestive and pictures are erotic, 'Val' offers no extras. Works out of her home. Pics are real but she looks much older though she still has a good body. Massage is decent. If you miliage varied, let me know bc I did not get anywhere.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/educated-in-massage-but-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch/6860167[/url][/QUOTE]It helps to speak Portuguese. Her husband, who no doubt had his eyes on you the entire time, does not.

BTW, I disagree that she looks much older than her photos. Val is hotter than 98% of the women in Orlando. She also is a sweetie.

[QUOTE=StockingDreams;1683012]Just curious have you ever had luck when they post in Therapeutic Massage Only section?[/QUOTE]Yes I have. I like the challenge.

[QUOTE=StockingDreams;1683012]Just curious have you ever had luck when they post in Therapeutic Massage Only section?[/QUOTE]I have had plenty of luck in that section.

Based on other past reviews I thought I give YuYu a try. I went to B Sister a couple of weeks age and it was not bad.

Lately I have getting the half hour massages and felt they were a bit rushed so I opted for the hour this time, thinking my mind it.

Will be like "aaahhh" relaxing or something like that. Met a tall middle age lady who was polite and nice. Paid the door fee.

Told her I like the table shower first but she said afterwards, so I thought ok sure we will try that way this time. I needed a

Good rub down on my neck and shoulders and she did a great job there. But then she stepped out and came back things became playful.

And then it went down hill. She offered me 4 hand massage. I Am like no its ooookkaaayyy. You sooo pretty you good for me.

That didn't work. So after the bidding war it was her for 40 cents and 20 cents for her partner in crime. And for a moment I thought well maybe she will be some

Nice young hottie in training or something. Not a good dream. I think her partner must have been her mother or older sister.

Well the older sister went to work on me in a very uncomfortable and painful way, while the other one exposed her pillows and leaned over me as to keep me down from running away. I said please go slow. I said it serval times.

If it wasnt so uncomfortable, it be a hilarious. Kind of look liked something out of "I love Lucy". I hate this to say this, but it was one time I wished LE or that German terrorist Hans Gruber from the first Die Hard movie was taking over the Nakotomi Massage Parlor!

Well I closed my eyes thought about my hot columbian GF from like 20 years ago and bam it was over. I did accept the table shower afterwards only in that I wanted to use my more of the time I had payed for. At least the TS was hot and soothing. Went back to the room paid the tip and got the heck out of dodge.

Well if you enjoy a painfully rushed visit with Lucy and Ethel then by all means go to YUYU.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1683201]It helps to speak Portuguese. Her husband, who no doubt had his eyes on you the entire time, does not.

BTW, I disagree that she looks much older than her photos. Val is hotter than 98% of the women in Orlando. She also is a sweetie.[/QUOTE]What is portugese for HE? Does hubby creep around house? Sounds like this is still a no-go unless you think its worth it, knowing YMMV. Dog