Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AlsoRedForMan;2678213]I stopped in to panacea last week on Friday a little sore, decent looking older gal behind the counter said she had time for a hh massage. So I was happy with that went to the room she said now there was a new policy in place and if you wanted the sensual massage to put your donation on the table in the room so I put 1/2 the door fee on the table. She came in and said, "oh that's not enough so we will just do the basic massage" well it was barely ok as most of the massages are substandard there anyway except 2 or 3 of the girls that give a real massage. Just rubbed the back kind of' legs on back only kind of' maybe touched a shoulder and that was it, left still sore. 6 total for that wow I will not be back till this policy is gone and I think a lot of guys will probably stop going she said match the door fee that is a high in the sky HJ LOL. Too bad gps is set in hard I'm a good looking guy who always got great service there and don't think I'm going back maybe ever! My chiropractor gives hour massages that you leave totaly relaxed from for 35 what part are these girls missing about the service they were providing. Oh well thank for letting me rant a little.[/QUOTE]I always find it amusing when a customer feels he is deserving of better or special service because he is stud! We are ATM machines nothing more, nothing less and for the most part providers do not give a crap about how you look, unless of course you are Joseph Merrick.

[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;2679201]I always find it amusing when a customer feels he is deserving of better or special service because he is stud! We are ATM machines nothing more, nothing less and for the most part providers do not give a crap about how you look, unless of course you are Joseph Merrick.[/QUOTE]Being a Handsome Stud is a Huge Burden. All those times I've had a massage and then try to pay and tip the ladies and they are like "oh no I can't take your money! I should be paying you Handsome. " Over and over. Blah Blah Blah. Sometimes I feel like I'm just a piece of Meat!

NJ.

When I called the "listed" number in Y. P. , I got State Farm insurance. There is no Mimi doing massage at state Farm insurance. The girl that answered the phone did not want to accommodate me. And, she didn't know Mimi.

It sure would be nice and considerate, as this has been discussed before, if contact information were posted. This falls under the "Will Linklater" family! So. In consideration for those of us from out of town, What is the contact information for "Relax Massage" thank you.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2679589]Being a Handsome Stud is a Huge Burden. All those times I've had a massage and then try to pay and tip the ladies and they are like "oh no I can't take your money! I should be paying you Handsome. " Over and over. Blah Blah Blah. Sometimes I feel like I'm just a piece of Meat!

NJ.[/QUOTE]I used to have that same problem.

I'm glad NJ knows what I'm talking about it is such a burden being one of the beautiful people LMAO thank you NJ.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;2679645]When I called the "listed" number in Y. P. , I got State Farm insurance. There is no Mimi doing massage at state Farm insurance. The girl that answered the phone did not want to accommodate me. And, she didn't know Mimi.



It sure would be nice and considerate, as this has been discussed before, if contact information were posted. This falls under the "Will Linklater" family! So. In consideration for those of us from out of town, What is the contact information for "Relax Massage" thank you.[/QUOTE]Sorry about that, at work now but there is an ad for it on BP under massages. I will update with that link once I get home.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-to-the-city/21656144[/URL]

Has anyone seen her? I know she's new.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/now-open-welcome-to-the-new-asian-massage-in-grand-rapids-called-relax-massage-616-419-0992/19656966[/URL]

I don't know if the phone number is correct in the ad, as I was just a walk-in, which may have been why the MMS decided to start the massage. Place is located next to keyboard world and t-mobile, there is no Sign up, on the door, or anywhere. Check the number on the door to the number on the ad, there were really dark blue curtains up and not even an "Open" sign up. Place seems extremely shady but hell, it was the only FS place I knew about.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;2679645]When I called the "listed" number in Y. P. , I got State Farm insurance. There is no Mimi doing massage at state Farm insurance. The girl that answered the phone did not want to accommodate me. And, she didn't know Mimi.

It sure would be nice and considerate, as this has been discussed before, if contact information were posted. This falls under the "Will Linklater" family! So. In consideration for those of us from out of town, What is the contact information for "Relax Massage" thank you.[/QUOTE]What are you wearing, Mimi from State Farm. Khakis?

[QUOTE=GRJack;2680629]What are you wearing, Mimi from State Farm. Khakis?[/QUOTE]Oh my gawd I love it! No way I can top that one!

[QUOTE=WontenDwell;2680482][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/now-open-welcome-to-the-new-asian-massage-in-grand-rapids-called-relax-massage-616-419-0992/19656966[/URL]

I don't know if the phone number is correct in the ad, as I was just a walk-in, which may have been why the MMS decided to start the massage. Place is located next to keyboard world and t-mobile, there is no Sign up, on the door, or anywhere. Check the number on the door to the number on the ad, there were really dark blue curtains up and not even an "Open" sign up. Place seems extremely shady but hell, it was the only FS place I knew about.[/QUOTE]Just called the number in the ad and it was for "Relax Massage". I would doubt however if Relax Massage has any liability insurance so don't get hurt there.

Bless you seniors for earlier reports on where Rhonda ended up. Had time to see her yesterday at her new place.

She works by appointment so I called her mid morning and she was ready in less than an hour. Location in very back of the building, plenty of parking.

Chatted a bit about where she had been as she opened up the place and got right down to work, never even asked me for the door fee. Nice firm massage and she got comfortable, let me 'rub' her for a while. I had the best time ever with her and we both left happy. YMMV. I put $60 door fee and matching tip on the table. Based on performance considered leaving a bit more but did not want to tick off NoseJelly (just kidding, appreciate your comments).

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-let-angel-pamper-you/19285760[/URL]

616-432-4602.

So I did a personal tofft yesterday. I love petite girls and I especially love small boobs so despite the handful of negative reviews I made an appointment with Lexi. This was also my first time at BELLA. Now I don't know why or how some people have different experiences with the same girls as others but, I think Lexi is my new favorite. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I'm a stud. LOL!! Maybe it has to do with my friendly attitude and clean cut appearance and also that I'm in my thirties and not old, out of shape and / or acting like these girls owe me something just because I have 80 bucks to blow. Whatever the reason Lexi treated me well. Not only did my half hour massage last about 50 minutes but she gave me a legit full body massage. She even climbed that a amazing tight little body up on the table and crawled around on me a little. After the flip she asked what else she could do for me so I simply said if you get naked and give me a HE I would tip $40. She agreed happily and that was that. Her HE was awesome and I'd give up 80 once a month for her anytime. She knows, only cause I told her, that once a month I visit gr just to get a massage. I then explained that I have not yet found a girl who can give me an experience worth my hard earned cash so I rarely repeat with the same girl twice. Well she heard what I was sayin and understood cause when it was over she wanted to know if I would come back for another visit. She was actually trying to give me a reason to be a repeat customer with her. I told her I'd be back and sincerely thanked her for giving me what I was looking for. Some advice to those who would like some. Don't be a creeper and don't tell the girls anything negative. Simply explain what you want and tell them you don't make the same mistake twice. Lexi knew she would only get my tip ONE time if she did a piss poor job. So she decided she wants my tip more than just ONCE and gave me the reasons I need to come back and tip her again. Which I now can't wait till December gets here!! Hope this helps in one way or another. Cheers!!

[QUOTE=WontenDwell;2680482][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/now-open-welcome-to-the-new-asian-massage-in-grand-rapids-called-relax-massage-616-419-0992/19656966[/URL]

I don't know if the phone number is correct in the ad, as I was just a walk-in, which may have been why the MMS decided to start the massage. Place is located next to keyboard world and t-mobile, there is no Sign up, on the door, or anywhere. Check the number on the door to the number on the ad, there were really dark blue curtains up and not even an "Open" sign up. Place seems extremely shady but hell, it was the only FS place I knew about.[/QUOTE]So what are the chances that any of the girls in the picture are the one that worked on you?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-let-angel-pamper-you/19285760[/URL]

Has anybody been there in the last couple weeks? Someone told me they went by there and it was all closed up. I could use a good ass rub. Giving and receiving.