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[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Hey Scott, welcome to the DC Board. All of us are excited and honored that you have chosen our little corner of the World Wide Web to participate.
OK boys, please drop everything and research the questions for Scott. The DC Board is a full service operation![/QUOTE]
Brilliantly said Lax. I'll get right on it after I make sexy time with my mother-in-law. Great success!!
I thought that might be the case, but I wasn't sure. Good spot to be in, since any LE that would be frequenting the place would be more embarrassed to be seen than me going next door, haha.
[QUOTE=Big Daddy Don]Triple E said... "So, I headed down to Green about a week ago, since I'd hear they reopened, and I had never made it before they "renovated". It's a little weird hiding out by a parking garage waiting for guys to stop smoking and get back into that bar next door."
I wouldn't worry about the boys from the bar next door, the girls at Green are not thier "type" if you know what I mean....[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Scott Cedar]Where is STAR? I keep hearing good stories about it but I don't know where it is or what it is exactly.
Do these appointments have to be setup ahead of time or can you just go there and get a spot?
Thanks![/QUOTE]
Hey Scott, don't mind the other guys. I'll answer your questions since you're sooooo lazy to do the legwork yourself.
1. "Where is STAR?" It's in the DMV.
2. "I don't know where it is exactly." I'll put a GPS homing device in their toilet for you to track.
3. "I don't know what it is exactly." It's actually a front for first round tryouts for American Idol. So get your singing voice tuned.
4. "Do these appointments have to be setup ahead of time?" Depends on the size of your c**k. If it's small, they know the tryout won't last too long. So it's no waste on their time for you to walk in, and walk out 10 seconds later. If you're pretty longwinded, you need to set an appointment at least 3 months in advance.
If you don't believe a word I say above, then do your own homework to tell me all this is B.S. Otherwise, for all you know, it's all true!
P.S. Scott, in case you haven't figured it out, nobody is telling you jack **it because you only posted 1 post, and it's a posting of, "Help me! I'm a dweeb who's too lazy to do anything and stupid to figure things out!" When you're able to do things on your own (because there's plenty of historical info in here going back for a few years for you to research ON YOUR OWN) and post some of your exploits here, then people might be more willing to be friendlier with you.
Peace!
[QUOTE=Scott Cedar]Where is STAR? I keep hearing good stories about it but I don't know where it is or what it is exactly.
Do these appointments have to be setup ahead of time or can you just go there and get a spot?
Thanks![/QUOTE]
One of us, (hell it might even have been me), I believe went as far as to put a Google street view of this place in these very reports a little while back. Read backward through the posts and find it.
that's all I've got to do? That's not easy enough for these morons.
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]One of us, (hell it might even have been me), I believe went as far as to put a Google street view of this place in these very reports a little while back. Read backward through the posts and find it.[/QUOTE]
I'll be coming to the DC area next month and have been looking for a place to visit. Based on what I've read so far I think I'll go for Star and will post afterwards.
PS. Thanks for the directions Baltimonger, and yes it was you that posted the google link.
Cheers,
Avionics
Susie is over 40 and has a drug problem! Anyway Nana is back at Green! Check her out at least once if you haven't already!
Do you mean the famous Nana from 14K and everywhere else? Gotta see her again if so.
[QUOTE=Ampfreq]Do you mean the famous Nana from 14K and everywhere else? Gotta see her again if so.[/QUOTE]
No not that Nana from 14K/Gold/Supra. This is the Nana of Green the one who is a little bit older and has a birthmark on her breast.
1. Star
2. Susie
3. A experience A plus value
4. Funny and sweet demeanor--the high-jump crack of the back-unexpected!
Nana says she just came from NY three days ago. She is not Nana from 14K/Gold/Supra, but awesome nonetheless. Will go back. Wow. Still smiling.
[QUOTE=Bradley1]No not that Nana from 14K/Gold/Supra. This is the Nana of Green the one who is a little bit older and has a birthmark on her breast.[/QUOTE]
There are probably several Suzie types around.
JJ
[QUOTE=Bradley1]Susie is over 40 and has a drug problem! Anyway Nana is back at Green! Check her out at least once if you haven't already![/QUOTE]
It had been a long time since I had visited an AMP for various reasons, but all the chit chat about Suzie, I figured the time was right. It was my first visit to Star and needless to say, I was happy I made the trip. Mamma San buzzed me in and said that Suzie was busy but shouldn't be too long of a wait, so I opted to sit on the couch and chat up Mamma San a little. I had no idea that their was a fellow monger sitting behind the curtain, until his girl came out and got him. First time ever in an AMP have I seen a fellow monger. A little strange to say the least! NOt only did I see him but two others as well! Couldn't believe it! Atleast it wasn't anyone I knew! Anyway, everything you guys have said about Suzie was right on. Very sweet girl with a great attitude. I highly recomend her! Senior members feel free to PM me for details.
I don't really like the way STAR is laid out. I was in the "big" room near the door and to get to the TS I had to go in the towel through the TV room and past the curtain space and back again. But - even with that it is still GREAT!
JJ
[QUOTE=Fuel Man]It had been a long time since I had visited an AMP for various reasons, but all the chit chat about Suzie, I figured the time was right. It was my first visit to Star and needless to say, I was happy I made the trip. Mamma San buzzed me in and said that Suzie was busy but shouldn't be too long of a wait, so I opted to sit on the couch and chat up Mamma San a little. I had no idea that their was a fellow monger sitting behind the curtain, until his girl came out and got him. First time ever in an AMP have I seen a fellow monger. A little strange to say the least! NOt only did I see him but two others as well! Couldn't believe it! Atleast it wasn't anyone I knew! Anyway, everything you guys have said about Suzie was right on. Very sweet girl with a great attitude. I highly recomend her! Senior members feel free to PM me for details.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ron John]1. Star
2. Susie
3. A experience A plus value
4. Funny and sweet demeanor--the high-jump crack of the back-unexpected![/QUOTE]Fellows,
I saw "Susie" a few weeks ago. She looked very familiar to me. Out of curiousity, I asked her a few questions about where she worked at in the past. I really couldn't figuare out where I had her services. However, when we got down to business, she remembered me from the Sun. I told her that she use to go by the name "Joy". We both got a big laugh out of it. We talked about my other favorite girls from Sun like "Young" and "June". She told me that "Young" has opened up her own shop in GA. Anyway, Joy aka Susie still puts it down like ole times.
Hotman is out!