Massage Parlor Reports

Looks like new action on harford rd. Right next to a church. Do they just set themselves up for failure or what.

Thanks for info on previously discussed AMP towson / parkville. They must be busy the phone just keeps ringing or busy signal.

[QUOTE=MassagaMe;3294009]Looks like new action on harford rd. Right next to a church. Do they just set themselves up for failure or what.

Thanks for info on previously discussed AMP towson / parkville. They must be busy the phone just keeps ringing or busy signal.[/QUOTE]I think some of these shops open with the intention of operating for a couple months and then fold when the heat gets close or are forced to close because the profits are worth it. To them what the girl looks like is secondary are cause they already have our $60.

[QUOTE=Satya;3294489]I think some of these shops open with the intention of operating for a couple months and then fold when the heat gets close or are forced to close because the profits are worth it. To them what the girl looks like is secondary are cause they already have our $60.[/QUOTE]I agree. This has been the pattern in NE for a long time.

8902 is strictly legit. Made great effort to do great massage with draping towel. They should invest in sheet. Really thought that with the 5 guys who came to the door and three phone calls I was in for some good time. Provider was plain Jane, who told me we have five more minutes, and I did get full hour. Guess that was my cue to get out. Rooms super small with curtain for doors not to discreet for making a lot of noise, one other girl with plain Jane. The bottled water leaving was refreshing. Regretted leaving her a twenty call me crazy.

[QUOTE=Visitor1980;3290588]Oh, the memories. There were so many hot MILFs at TBC on Joppa Rd. The office building in Pikesville had a really hot blonde MILF named Vlada. But she went back to Ukraine. The year was 2007 or thereabouts.

I've thought a lot about the situation with white non-Asian women and part of the problem is, there's a white decline in America. You see a lot fewer middle-aged white women in the population than you did 10-15 years ago. Reports indicate that white women are dying in great numbers across America due to drug overdoses or alcoholism. Their mortality has now surpassed white men's. You wouldn't really be able to find that demographic now. Young white girls in America don't enter the sex industry, unlike in other countries, and it was just the MILFs who filled that niche, but now they've also evaporated.

There is a hot Russian brunette in her 40's who occasionally advertises on Backpage who is a holdover from that era. But I don't want to see private individuals, it's too creepy, I liked it much more when there were office buildings.

Sadly, we're reminiscing about a time that is now gone forever. The closest equivalent would be Toronto Canada, or as someone has mentioned Tampa FL.[/QUOTE]Many years ago, and I'm talking late 1990's or early 2000's, I visited TBC a few times. Most of my visits were with a Russian gal whose name, I believe, was Katya. I saw her one time when I was driving back to DC from the Worcester, MA area and she provided me some first-class stress relief. Sadly, she moved on soon thereafter. I saw a couple of other gals as well, but they charged high prices for limited service. With Katya, I got a lot more value for my money.

I never visited L&J in Pikesville, but I visited an American MP with that or a similar name in Columbia a few times. I ran into a few nice gals but never received anything more than standard NOVA.

As for the hot Russian brunette, are you referring to Luna? I saw her a few years ago. She may have been hot at one time, but not any more. She's got to be well into her 50's by now. Also, her menu was rather limited considering the price.

Well, I disagree as far as age is concerned, I love mature women and consider them very attractive and sexy. I'm not a big fan of young girls.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3295681]Many years ago, and I'm talking late 1990's or early 2000's, I visited TBC a few times. Most of my visits were with a Russian gal whose name, I believe, was Katya. I saw her one time when I was driving back to DC from the Worcester, MA area and she provided me some first-class stress relief. Sadly, she moved on soon thereafter. I saw a couple of other gals as well, but they charged high prices for limited service. With Katya, I got a lot more value for my money.

I never visited L&J in Pikesville, but I visited an American MP with that or a similar name in Columbia a few times. I ran into a few nice gals but never received anything more than standard NOVA.

As for the hot Russian brunette, are you referring to Luna? I saw her a few years ago. She may have been hot at one time, but not any more. She's got to be well into her 50's by now. Also, her menu was rather limited considering the price.[/QUOTE]There was an L&J in the Columbia area, although technically it was in Ellicott City. It was in my 'hood, in fact. There was also Tokyo Spa right up the street. In retrospect, golden days. The Sun is now reporting the county is taking measures to shutter all massage places in HoCo. They want to make it legal for cops to walk in at anytime and demand papers -- the Fourth Amendment notwithstanding.

Irene from TBC owns Vita Revive.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3295681]Many years ago, and I'm talking late 1990's or early 2000's, I visited TBC a few times. Most of my visits were with a Russian gal whose name, I believe, was Katya. I saw her one time when I was driving back to DC from the Worcester, MA area and she provided me some first-class stress relief. Sadly, she moved on soon thereafter. I saw a couple of other gals as well, but they charged high prices for limited service. With Katya, I got a lot more value for my money.

I never visited L&J in Pikesville, but I visited an American MP with that or a similar name in Columbia a few times. I ran into a few nice gals but never received anything more than standard NOVA.

As for the hot Russian brunette, are you referring to Luna? I saw her a few years ago. She may have been hot at one time, but not any more. She's got to be well into her 50's by now. Also, her menu was rather limited considering the price.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MassagaMe;3294009]Looks like new action on harford rd. Right next to a church. Do they just set themselves up for failure or what.

Thanks for info on previously discussed AMP towson / parkville. They must be busy the phone just keeps ringing or busy signal.[/QUOTE]Hope 8902 is like its old neighbor 8910 which lasted for several years. Many good memories from 8910.

Just started thinking about going to MP. Which do you recommend that also give you table showers? Thanks for any info or help. I'm new to this MP lane.

[QUOTE=KentKassidy;3296980]Just started thinking about going to MP. Which do you recommend that also give you table showers? Thanks for any info or help. I'm new to this MP lane.[/QUOTE]The first thing you should do is read the last 15 pages of this forum. We are shy of providing info until you share some. So read the forum and then put your er feet in.

Front door? Side rear door? Second story porch door?

[QUOTE=Popcruiser;3299678]Front door? Side rear door? Second story porch door?[/QUOTE]Place looks so remote they could set up shop in store front windows. Location location location. Legit or what guys.

[QUOTE=MassagaMe;3299944]Place looks so remote they could set up shop in store front windows. Location location location. Legit or what guys.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of when we were driving from Prague to Berlin a few years back. About 20 miles from the German border, our son says "She'd better close her drapes or she'll cause an accident. " I look over and there's a small house on a small rise just off the highway. In a big picture window there's an attractive girl in very black,. Very sheer, very skimpy lingerie. Not shy at all about standing there.

OK.

About 1/2 a mile further on, there's 2 small houses, one on each side of the road. Both with picture windows with women in lingerie--one topless--posing for the world to see. Our Czech friend breaks out laughing at the looks on our faces. They were highway ***** houses catering especially to Germans. It's a lot cheaper in the Czech Republic, so horny Germans drive a few miles across the border to get their rocks off. We counted 15 houses before we reached the border. Our friend said it's mostly housewives working during the day, earning shopping money while hubby is at work. Then mostly college students and shop girls at night.

[QUOTE=Popcruiser;3299678]Front door? Side rear door? Second story porch door?[/QUOTE]It's the side white door.

Just experienced a first in the many years I've been going to mps. Walked in to 3913, descent looking Asian asks for house $ then asks for her tip UP FRONT? I tell her, no, I tip later! She says no! So I took my money back and left. This area is killing me anymore.

[QUOTE=Satya;3297350]The first thing you should do is read the last 15 pages of this forum. We are shy of providing info until you share some. So read the forum and then put your er feet in.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the advice, look forward to contributing.

[QUOTE=Mdman24;3300995]Just experienced a first in the many years I've been going to mps. Walked in to 3913, descent looking Asian asks for house $ then asks for her tip UP FRONT? I tell her, no, I tip later! She says no! So I took my money back and left. This area is killing me anymore.[/QUOTE]You'd have better luck going next door to Bush River. LOL. Seriously, go down to 2805 near Home Depot. My experience was quite good with a mutual tasty exercise.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;3289061]I remember the girls wore flirty, hot clothes, too. Flippy little dresses, low cuts, etc. Always well-groomed. Though the place was a bit shabby, the girls were top notch.

Then there was JHH--Lucy, Anna, Cindy, Angela, Sophie, Victoria. . .[/QUOTE]Loved me some Lucy, that tiny little spinner. Legs wide, banging her standing, she was so light and so fun.

[QUOTE=HavanaDreaming;3301706]Loved me some Lucy, that tiny little spinner. Legs wide, banging her standing, she was so light and so fun.[/QUOTE]You had to bring up Lucy! Oh, the memories. Now I have to go do bad things to myself. Thanks pal! LOL!

[QUOTE=Tim1820;3301105]You'd have better luck going next door to Bush River. LOL. Seriously, go down to 2805 near Home Depot. My experience was quite good with a mutual tasty exercise.[/QUOTE]I must agree. 3913 tends to have gps girls who are high-rent. I have way better time at 2805, when I can get in. They tend to stay busy. Joanna at 2805 has been there since day one, and is mamma now. Been there almost 3 years. Place is very stable and consistent.

[QUOTE=HavanaDreaming;3301706]Loved me some Lucy, that tiny little spinner. Legs wide, banging her standing, she was so light and so fun.[/QUOTE]Yeah, Lucy was my favorite overall. Miss her a lot. Hot and sweet.

Cindy was, for me, the sexiest--you could tell when she was getting into it, and she often did. Her lips (the ones on her face) would get puffy and she'd get this pinkish blush over her throat and upper chest. When she got like that, she was open for anything. Wild.

Speaking of wild--Anna was as unpredictable and, at times, loony as any girl I've known in or out of the business. I remember she paid a cab to take her to West Virginia for a couple of days of gambling. What a great table shower she gave--best body to body water slide in the area.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;3301950]Yeah, Lucy was my favorite overall. Miss her a lot. Hot and sweet.

Cindy was, for me, the sexiest--you could tell when she was getting into it, and she often did. Her lips (the ones on her face) would get puffy and she'd get this pinkish blush over her throat and upper chest. When she got like that, she was open for anything. Wild.

Speaking of wild--Anna was as unpredictable and, at times, loony as any girl I've known in or out of the business. I remember she paid a cab to take her to West Virginia for a couple of days of gambling. What a great table shower she gave--best body to body water slide in the area.[/QUOTE]I know Anna most intimately, she lives with me and her only problem is Baccarat. She is not loony.

[QUOTE=Satya;3302903]I know Anna most intimately, she lives with me and her only problem is Baccarat. She is not loony.[/QUOTE]Yes, not loony. I did overstate a bit. But she was a free spirit. Hope she still is.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;3277972]Wow, the old Asian Shop. Steep stairs! It's been a few years since I went there. There was a gal there who was probably early 40's, but pretty well preserved. The first time I went, service was OK, average--good enough to go back if I happened to be in the neighborhood. But things definitely got better on repeat visits. But it was a while back. If you go, let us know how it is now.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the intel, and not I did not try nor will I if the woman is in her 40's or older, I'd prefer someone in their 20's or 30's for that, not spending money on old sushi, decided to try out a provider named Bella and had an ok time.

[QUOTE=Waahoo;3301838]I must agree. 3913 tends to have gps girls who are high-rent. I have way better time at 2805, when I can get in. They tend to stay busy. Joanna at 2805 has been there since day one, and is mamma now. Been there almost 3 years. Place is very stable and consistent.[/QUOTE]I was at 2805 a couple of weeks ago and had very enjoyable experience with Amy. According to Joanna, Amy will be staying for awhile. I hope so.

Against the advice of the negative reports on here, I booked an appointment with the shower assist women. It was a totally bizarre and horrible experience and I seriously think she has major psychological issues. I would definitely stay clear of this one.

[QUOTE=Waahoo;3301838]I must agree. 3913 tends to have gps girls who are high-rent. I have way better time at 2805, when I can get in. They tend to stay busy. Joanna at 2805 has been there since day one, and is mamma now. Been there almost 3 years. Place is very stable and consistent.[/QUOTE]I remember when Joanna first started working there, she was not very much fun and very uptight. She always had a look on her face like, how did I screw up so bad I'm doing this for a living She has gotten much better in the last couple of years though.

[QUOTE=DanWhite;3303957]I remember when Joanna first started working there, she was not very much fun and very uptight. She always had a look on her face like, how did I screw up so bad I'm doing this for a living She has gotten much better in the last couple of years though.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I remember her look and attitude from the early days. You were spot-on there. Talked to her some last trip. She seemed surprised I recognized her, but was polite.

[QUOTE=MassagaMe;3295476]8902 is strictly legit. Made great effort to do great massage with draping towel. They should invest in sheet. Really thought that with the 5 guys who came to the door and three phone calls I was in for some good time. Provider was plain Jane, who told me we have five more minutes, and I did get full hour. Guess that was my cue to get out. Rooms super small with curtain for doors not to discreet for making a lot of noise, one other girl with plain Jane. The bottled water leaving was refreshing. Regretted leaving her a twenty call me crazy.[/QUOTE]I had the opposite experience I stayed for the hr. 60 and. After the flip a happy ending was offered with an upgrade to mic service for. 60.

Stopped by 704 C in Lithicum about 7 pm. Located in small strip building. Might be busy during day time. Constuction and insurance business on both sides. Easy parking but have to stand outside the door until they hear bell and open it. Always hate standing out like that.

OK place. Ad said shower but not offered one. Even with one hour at $60.00. Had 25 ish year old as host. Ok to look at, small frame and little boobs.

Room had small space heater. Kept it warm as toast. Nice table and everything was clean.

Massage was light and playful. Some teasing. She leaned on my hand and wiggled. My signal that roaming was fine. Inside panties she said. Period, I felt pad. Might be extras when not her time of month? She kept top on. I did not ask for it to come off.

Flip and standard finish for $40.00. Afterwards. She said next time and motioned a BJ and held up 8 fingers. Confirming a least that extra is there.

Told me her name was Elsa. Or close to that. Heavy accent made it tough to understand.

Hi,

I am thinking of getting a massage soon based on an ad in Backpage, and yet, there are many times where I do a Google-search of police and the phone number, where the search comes up with alarmist hits from [URL]EscortPolice.com[/URL] or [URL]BustedEscort.com[/URL]. For example: 667-XXXX612 and 443-XXXX631 to name two. What is going on? Are these fabricated false alarms intended to get hits from the curious, or is there something to these sting operations?

I was testing a monger buddy earlier about recent activity, so I felt compelled to share for the group. Seniors can PM for exact location. Week ago I hit the place on my way home from DC. It had been at least a good 6 months or more. It was busy as hell, and I had to wait towel around my waist for 20 minutes even though I had asked for just a half to get my ass home for something. Anyway, super apologies from the younger Korean chick who came in. Eager to please. Menu was expanded, and she had already put in real work on the massage. Because I was going for the half and didn't shower there, I just told her that I wanted to do them naturals she had. It was good, and I nut on her chin and neck. Attitude was great, so I tipped a full bill. Just so you know, if you don't already, girls at most of these joints during the week are better than the weekend girls from my experience, and that goes for all AMPs.

[QUOTE=RubNTugMcGraw;3310436]Hi,

I am thinking of getting a massage soon based on an ad in Backpage, and yet, there are many times where I do a Google-search of police and the phone number, where the search comes up with alarmist hits from [URL]EscortPolice.com[/URL] or [URL]BustedEscort.com[/URL]. For example: 667-XXXX612 and 443-XXXX631 to name two. What is going on? Are these fabricated false alarms intended to get hits from the curious, or is there something to these sting operations?[/QUOTE]If you RTFF you will find the answer to your question & many others. It had been answered many times. They post bogus arrest info on the site & contact the girls & charge them $$ to take it down. Do your research & use your spider sense before the plunge. My 2 cents.

[QUOTE=DanWhite;3303946]Against the advice of the negative reports on here, I booked an appointment with the shower assist women. It was a totally bizarre and horrible experience and I seriously think she has major psychological issues. I would definitely stay clear of this one.[/QUOTE]That's a fact.

I'd love to know about how the actual shower assist went??

[QUOTE=Whitt;3311000]I was testing a monger buddy earlier about recent activity, so I felt compelled to share for the group. Seniors can PM for exact location. Week ago I hit the place on my way home from DC. It had been at least a good 6 months or more. It was busy as hell, and I had to wait towel around my waist for 20 minutes even though I had asked for just a half to get my ass home for something. Anyway, super apologies from the younger Korean chick who came in. Eager to please. Menu was expanded, and she had already put in real work on the massage. Because I was going for the half and didn't shower there, I just told her that I wanted to do them naturals she had. It was good, and I nut on her chin and neck. Attitude was great, so I tipped a full bill. Just so you know, if you don't already, girls at most of these joints during the week are better than the weekend girls from my experience, and that goes for all AMPs.[/QUOTE]Whitt, I tried to send you a PM but your box is full. Could you share details via pm thanks.

[QUOTE=Whitt;3311000]I was testing a monger buddy earlier about recent activity, so I felt compelled to share for the group. Seniors can PM for exact location. Week ago I hit the place on my way home from DC. It had been at least a good 6 months or more. It was busy as hell, and I had to wait towel around my waist for 20 minutes even though I had asked for just a half to get my ass home for something. Anyway, super apologies from the younger Korean chick who came in. Eager to please. Menu was expanded, and she had already put in real work on the massage. Because I was going for the half and didn't shower there, I just told her that I wanted to do them naturals she had. It was good, and I nut on her chin and neck. Attitude was great, so I tipped a full bill. Just so you know, if you don't already, girls at most of these joints during the week are better than the weekend girls from my experience, and that goes for all AMPs.[/QUOTE]I wonder which one is it. There are like 4 in GB and 2 in Laurel. Hmmm.

[QUOTE=JRockerX;3312153]I wonder which one is it. There are like 4 in GB and 2 in Laurel. Hmmm.[/QUOTE]I think location or name of the shop should be included, otherwise why make a report? As you are saying there are joint in Greenbelt, Laurel, Glen Burnie, Washington Blvd, and a host of others. They do advertise don't they?

[QUOTE=Dalink;3304321]I had the opposite experience I stayed for the hr. 60 and. After the flip a happy ending was offered with an upgrade to mic service for. 60.[/QUOTE]I tried it out. Aged non-attractive providers. Average to below average massage. No extras. Strong cigarette stench. Not recommended.

[QUOTE=BigGuy1977;3312758]I tried it out. Aged non-attractive providers. Average to below average massage. No extras. Strong cigarette stench. Not recommended.[/QUOTE]I had no luck there and why waste your money on YMMV. The have huge signage in front of the place when I was leaving a girl walks in door possible costumer and says well what kind of massage do you offer could help but laugh. There days are numbered next to that church.