Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Max#01;5058499]I had prostate cancer surgery a few weeks ago (successful!) which means I no longer have a prostate and, most important, I no longer have cancer. They did robotic surgery and were able to leave the nerves intact. For you guys who are too young to worry about prostate cancer yet, the end result, with the nerves still intact but no prostate, is that you should be able to resume sexual activity. In my case, the doc prescribed the low-dose daily Cialis. The difference is that you can still orgasm, but there is no cum, because semen is produced in the prostate. So, from now on, I'll be producing "dry heaves".

Medical stuff aside, and with a language barrier at most AMPs, how do I communicate to the RA that I don't have a prostate and can't produce cum? I know I'm not the first guy who has ever dealt with this problem. I'm thinking I could prepare a short explanation in writing using Google Translator that I can show her at the appropriate time during the session. Before the surgery, I was a regular at a couple of GB AMPs and plan to go back when I can function again. But, I'm feeling like I need to let them discretely know that things are different. I'm OK with PMs if desired. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Depends on the lady, but generally a mixture of sign language (pointing, gesturing), drawing, and simple English. Phone translator app helps, too.

[QUOTE=FunShip75;5063512]OMG. My ATF. Thanks for the heads up. Kay in the form fitting red dress is something every guy needs in their life.[/QUOTE]Looks like the lineup is between Kay, Stella, Seven. Any physical info on Kay will be appreciated. I though it can't get better than 7 but some members here may think otherwise.

[QUOTE=Novabhanchan;5064201]Is she short? Under 5'4"? Just my preference. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MaxRodman;5064435]I second the request for more info about Kay. Could someone please describe her physically, ie, body and looks. Busty? Nice butt? Tall or short? (I'll wager she's one or the other). I take it her attitude is great.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Trav;5067768]Looks like the lineup is between Kay, Stella, Seven. Any physical info on Kay will be appreciated. I though it can't get better than 7 but some members here may think otherwise.[/QUOTE]This week the lineup is: Kay, Paula, and Lisa. If I remember correctly, next week will be: Kay, Seven, and Lisa. Stella is on vacation for a while.

Don't know much about Lisa yet she is new but Kay is a real sweetheart, she is not a young 20 something year old, but is a little more mature and experienced. Kay is about 5'4" - 5'5", has a somewhat petite frame with large bolt ons, a nice figure and a pretty face with long wavy hair. What stands out is her warm demeanor and excellent service. I definitely recommend a visit to check her out.

The county executive just announced more restrictions affecting businesses and groups. I didn't hear anything that would shut down AMPs again, but I thought I would ask for second opinions.

[QUOTE=HarryKrevitz;5067829]This week the lineup is: Kay, Paula, and Lisa. If I remember correctly, next week will be: Kay, Seven, and Lisa. Stella is on vacation for a while.

Don't know much about Lisa yet she is new but Kay is a real sweetheart, she is not a young 20 something year old, but is a little more mature and experienced. Kay is about 5'4" - 5'5", has a somewhat petite frame with large bolt ons, a nice figure and a pretty face with long wavy hair. What stands out is her warm demeanor and excellent service. I definitely recommend a visit to check her out.[/QUOTE]Paula last day was this past Tuesday. Thanks for info on Kay. Sounds like a lot of fun. Paula is very reserved at first but she's fun and is built more like a athlete than you're typical slim frame kgirl. Might try Lisa and report back but don't want to miss Kay.

Went to RL and saw Pink and Jessica. Extremely underwhelming. I don't know if its just those two who are underwhelming or the whole place. Probably won't return.

[QUOTE=Novabhanchan;5068103]Paula last day was this past Tuesday. Thanks for info on Kay. Sounds like a lot of fun. Paula is very reserved at first but she's fun and is built more like a athlete than you're typical slim frame kgirl. Might try Lisa and report back but don't want to miss Kay.[/QUOTE]You're welcome! Actually Paula is still there until Sunday, you must be thinking of Stella that just left for break earlier this week. I hear that Lisa is a little thicker than a spinner but is quite cute and probably in her 30's.

Stay safe and enjoy!

[QUOTE=Max#01;5068027]The county executive just announced more restrictions affecting businesses and groups. I didn't hear anything that would shut down AMPs again, but I thought I would ask for second opinions[/QUOTE]Starting Sunday at 5 pm, new capacity limits will take effect, Alsobrooks said. Gathering sizes will also be limited to 10 indoors and 25 outdoors, or one person or household per 200 square feet.

I think spas will be unaffected even at full capacity.

[QUOTE=MyThrowAway199;5068567]Went to RL and saw Pink and Jessica. Extremely underwhelming. I don't know if its just those two who are underwhelming or the whole place. Probably won't return.[/QUOTE]As always, YMMV. I saw Pink a little over a month ago and had an incredible session with her. She was playful, cheerful and just plain fun from the time she took my temp until she walked me to the door after the session. A couple of examples, at the start of the TS, she grabbed junior, gave him a wiggle and ask me if he was awake? After she squatted down and dried my legs, she gave junior a kiss and said more fun later.

[QUOTE=SyntorX;5071438]As always, YMMV. I saw Pink a little over a month ago and had an incredible session with her. She was playful, cheerful and just plain fun from the time she took my temp until she walked me to the door after the session. A couple of examples, at the start of the TS, she grabbed junior, gave him a wiggle and ask me if he was awake? After she squatted down and dried my legs, she gave junior a kiss and said more fun later.[/QUOTE]She did the same thing to me, however that was the only good part of the session. Very quick massage, and she couldn't take my cock without being in pain.

Two new ladies this week, and I saw Yoomi.

Yoomi is an attractive lady. Yoomi is a fairly big lady; probably 5'9" and big bones, and a little extra weight in her belly, but not bad. Probably a C+ or D-, and all natural, which was nice. If you're looking for a little spinner then look elsewhere. Otherwise, I liked Yoomi quite a bit. She has good English and a fun, and slightly sarcastic, sense of humor. TS was pretty quick, and not too thorough, but everything else was more than acceptable. Very few restrictions, and I kinda of like the zaftig / comfort models. Massage after was fairly firm and quite good.

I like variety, so I might not repeat, but I would not be disappointed if I had to see her again.

Seems like the current trend has been for older ladies, with a lot of bolt-ons being mentioned. I prefer younger spinners with small, natural boobs who are as unshaven as possible. Star, who was at RS back in March, is sort've my ideal, though it would have been nice if she was a bit hairier.

[QUOTE=MyThrowAway199;5077219]She did the same thing to me, however that was the only good part of the session. Very quick massage, and she couldn't take my cock without being in pain.[/QUOTE]I am not sure what to think about Pink now. I had a great session with her and did a review in the Columbia / Jessup section back in September. You are the third or fourth person that has had a bad session with her since my review. A couple of those people had a good session or sessions before my review. It has me wondering if my next session with her will be good or bad.

[QUOTE=SyntorX;5078318]I am not sure what to think about Pink now. I had a great session with her and did a review in the Columbia / Jessup section back in September. You are the third or fourth person that has had a bad session with her since my review. A couple of those people had a good session or sessions before my review. It has me wondering if my next session with her will be good or bad.[/QUOTE]I think it will depend if you a regular of her or not. She might be great with her regulars then someone that she hasn't meet before. When Lisa was working there, everyone say she offer only HJ. But I got more. I guess it cause I always see her when I go there. I guess it depend on if she like you or not.

[QUOTE=Novabhanchan;5068103]Paula last day was this past Tuesday. Thanks for info on Kay. Sounds like a lot of fun. Paula is very reserved at first but she's fun and is built more like a athlete than you're typical slim frame kgirl. Might try Lisa and report back but don't want to miss Kay.[/QUOTE]Paula. Skips massage goes straight to fun. A big YMMV.

Kay. A little bigger than expected, definitely older, very fun and very very flexible. Again YMMV.

Lisa. Still on my list.