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[QUOTE=ShortStick;2303258]Well some of you folks will get a big laugh out of this but here goes.

I am seeing a friend That use to be a provider and she has ask me to do DATY. I think she is still seeing a few other guys once in a while and that is OK with me. I just want to ride this train as long as she will let me. Now I know that I am not the only person that has left a DNA sample on her plate and that thought of possiably going down in someone else sample just makes me want to puke. This gal is pretty hot and I hate to keep telling her no. My question is this, Is there a safe way of doing the DATY. Is there some form of protection I could use? One friend said put a condom over my head. Well they aint big enough and I couldn't breath if I did that.

OK now stop laughing at this. I figured it would be best to ask the real experts, Thats why I am posting this here.

Thanks for any Serious advice.

S S.[/QUOTE]You may get her to use a female condom, that should solve your problem.

[QUOTE=ShortStick;2303258]Well some of you folks will get a big laugh out of this but here goes.

I am seeing a friend That use to be a provider and she has ask me to do DATY. I think she is still seeing a few other guys once in a while and that is OK with me. I just want to ride this train as long as she will let me. Now I know that I am not the only person that has left a DNA sample on her plate and that thought of possiably going down in someone else sample just makes me want to puke. This gal is pretty hot and I hate to keep telling her no. My question is this, Is there a safe way of doing the DATY. Is there some form of protection I could use? One friend said put a condom over my head. Well they aint big enough and I couldn't breath if I did that.

OK now stop laughing at this. I figured it would be best to ask the real experts, Thats why I am posting this here.

Thanks for any Serious advice.

S S.[/QUOTE]Why not shower with her and give her one of them scented douches. Is douching a lost art now? When I use SP's bathrooms, I always kind of glance around to see what their hygiene consists of, and very seldom see any disposable douche cartons.

I want to thank everyone for there suggestions. At this time I think I am going to just keep my mouth shut. As John called it "sucking dick by proxy" is not for me. I did have one suggestion from a lady friend to use this thin, clear freezer wrap plastic. With it no fluids would be exchanged. Well that is an idea but I think I am just going to keep the big head out and the little head in.

This lady is nice looking and lives about 3 doors down the street from me and about 30 years younger than me. I stop by to do little things for her such as fix leaky faucet, change a light bulb or hook up her stereo. I do this kind of stuff for several people in the neighborhood but none of them say thank you the way she does.

Thanks to all of you for advice.

AND.

Have a MERRY and SAFE Christmas.

S S.

[QUOTE=ShortStick;2304951]I want to thank everyone for there suggestions. At this time I think I am going to just keep my mouth shut. As John called it "sucking dick by proxy" is not for me. I did have one suggestion from a lady friend to use this thin, clear freezer wrap plastic. With it no fluids would be exchanged. Well that is an idea but I think I am just going to keep the big head out and the little head in.

This lady is nice looking and lives about 3 doors down the street from me and about 30 years younger than me. I stop by to do little things for her such as fix leaky faucet, change a light bulb or hook up her stereo. I do this kind of stuff for several people in the neighborhood but none of them say thank you the way she does.

Thanks to all of you for advice.

AND.

Have a MERRY and SAFE Christmas.

S S.[/QUOTE]Clear freezer wrap plastic, LOL, guy if your that paranoid, I wouldn't even go change the light bulb.

I would like to find a good Asian provider anything in the Bham area?

Check out a show tonight on Nat Geo called Undercover Inc.

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2332277]Check out a show tonight on Nat Geo called Undercover Inc.[/QUOTE]I missed this Wednesday showing, but I'm assuming you were meaning the one with the prostitutes and pimps. There's actually several episodes of the series airing right now, and it's pretty good. All that show about the SW will do is to re-enforce the public's opinion that SW are being oppressed and made to work against their will. I guess our area is unique, because in my opinion there's many of the so-called 'renegades' that walk the Birmingham streets. Every girl I've ever gotten to know has been one. Here and there, there's been times that I've gotten close with the scene, and the 'pimp' type guys are really few and far between in the area. Most of the guys that hang around the girls are their deadbeat boyfriends, or somebody else that's hooked on the same thing the girls are. And even though there are guys around who work girls out of the hotels, most of the girls that do it do so out of their free will. This one girl I knew told me all she woke up for each day was crack. Everything else was a means to an end to get crack. So if some dude wanted her to hand him all her money, as long as he kept her well supplied with crack she didn't care. That's all I can think of when I see those CL & BP ads with pics of girls in the low-rent rooms looking all emaciated and covered in tattoos. There's a look that crack users have in their eyes, and regardless how seductive they may try to look in their pics, I always can see when someone's using it. There was a local Yellow Cab driver who went around trying to find new girls and he'd treat them nice, feed them, and put them up in a motel then try to strong arm them into working for him. I remember a couple of years ago this girl I knew ran into this other girl that appeared new on the SW scene. The new girl got hooked up with him, and within a couple days she was back with a horror story of how he treated her. I sent a tip in about him back then. It took a couple of years, but last summer, I saw an article where they finally arrested him. But all in all, our area appears quite mild compared to what that program portrays about the prostitute scene.

Your right. I remember a show about 10-15 years ago on HBO that was kind of like this show Wednesday. The whole time I mongered i never encountered a pimp. That's why I was able to get BJ's for a sawbuck, LOL.

Same here, I don't recall ever going thru some negotiator. I prefer to do business as simple as I can.

Most times, you wouldn't see or know a girl has a pimp / handler unless you were around the scene long enough and got a chance to interact with the girls on a casual basis. Most handlers don't want the john to know that the girl has a pimp / handler / boyfriend, so the girl is usually alone on the street or at her room. I've just had opportunities to spend time with various girls on a casual basis, where I know for a fact that they didn't have some thug dude popping up wanting their money. All the girls I've known smoke up 100%, or at least 95 % of their profit, on crack. And if you spend time around the scene and see what goes on, most of the guys that come around are just dope dealers who want their money for their stuff, and want to get the hell out of dodge. It's more common for the girls to have to go to the dealer, anyway, though there are some that deliver, LOL.

I may not have triple digit posts here but trust me, I've been following this site and others like if for many years. I'm too cautious (if possible) to partake very often. When I do, I report. Sometimes not. That said, I just want to give a little food for thought. Before I found this site and good old BP, I didn't know squat about this hobby. After a few short weeks following along, I knew a whole lot. Now imagine a vice cop wanting intel. What a treasure trove of ideas, habits, locations, methods, etc this site is. Combine that with the blatant ads on BP and it's no wonder why the scene in be'ham is as bad as it's ever been, at least in 6/7 years. We've given the cops all the info they need to be successful. I'm sure they had plenty of intel without this but it sure didn't hurt to have it spelled out for them.

Man, what a shallow pool of talent and now no more MP's worth a damn. If only there was a way to unite and share our info UTR. Just too tough to know who to trust. As always, YMMV, it's almost never the girl in the pics, and good luck at the crap shoot. Oh yeah, if I see one more fat broad claiming to be beautiful, I may puke.

A couple of weeks ago, I stopped in one of be'Ham's Nicest New Hotels, and meandered into the bar. Had a chat with the bartender over a couple of drinks, slow weekday afternoon when in walked a well kept nice looking lady. After a few minutes, I mentioned to the Guy "You know Her? He shakes no, so shortly I ease over and talk some shit. Very Nice lady. She's married, but Husband just aint doing shit. She was just looking for a secret drink, and just maybe someone to talk to. Couple of hours later we are at my place banging like rabbits. Last week, She came over for a couple of hours. She just left here while ago, we been going at it since around 8 this morning. Looks like "Me and Mrs. Jones" have got a thing going on, on a schedule. Man, that is some good stuff!

Sad Her man does not come thru, but that's OK, I'm helpin' Him out. I'm going to do more checking on Mr. Jones, but so far, so good.

Good nookie is all good, but new good nookie is just damn good!

You're better than I am. I'm not about to be anywhere near some crazy married chick. Nothing good can come from that.

[URL]http://wiat.com/2015/02/01/sex-crimes-prostitution-a-growing-concern-in-jefferson-county/[/URL]

WIAT had a report last week on the local sex trade. Nothing new here, just another report to make people feel like it's happening in front of schools. They specifically showed the sky, by saying it was less than a mile from Woodlawn High, and two miles from Barrett, which is clear down to Oporto. So they pick up a girl at the Sky, and make the arrest in front of Barrett to get reactions from kids parents. Oh horrors, the people in Woodlawn and East Lake must have had no idea there were hookers nearby.

[QUOTE=BigPapa;2327294]I would like to find a good Asian provider anything in the Bham area?[/QUOTE]Yeah me too.