Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Caffeine]I thought id try something new and went to the new place next to the lumber store and weinerschnitzel in CM

100% legit, no "monkey" business. But I would go again if I ever wanted a legit massage.[/QUOTE]I also TOFFT a few nights ago. I went to the place in the same lot as the Blockbuster Video on Harbor Blvd. In CM, and like Caffeine, I got a GREAT, though legit massage. I'm been thinking of going back just for that. I felt like I'd had a massage and a Chiro adjustment when I left. I must've needed it, because I felt it for hours afterward. $65.00/hr = $20.00 tip

(does if really count as a TOFFT if you enjoyed it? )

Please don't anyone take offense, but I think OC sucks for mongering. After living in L. A. For 21 years where there's places everywhere, where even a "blind man on a galloping horse" could find them, this feels like the freaking desert down here, and we're all dying of thirst.

Ok, sorry to rant.

Dylan

[QUOTE=Dylan]I also TOFFT a few nights ago. I went to the place in the same lot as the Blockbuster Video on Harbor Blvd. In CM, and like Caffeine, I got a GREAT, though legit massage. I'm been thinking of going back just for that. I felt like I'd had a massage and a Chiro adjustment when I left. I must've needed it, because I felt it for hours afterward. $65.00/hr = $20.00 tip

(does if really count as a TOFFT if you enjoyed it? )

Please don't anyone take offense, but I think OC sucks for mongering. After living in L. A. For 21 years where there's places everywhere, where even a "blind man on a galloping horse" could find them, this feels like the freaking desert down here, and we're all dying of thirst.

Ok, sorry to rant.

Dylan[/QUOTE]Was that the place on the 3rd floor?

There are a few good places in CM if all you want is HE. If you want more, go down to Irvine.

Been keeping an eye on aamp ads for some time waiting for the right opportunity (good looking provider+reasonable price+funds available) and finally paid a visit to AL (they advertise on humani...) You go through a screening process ahead of time and when you go to the actual appointment it's a 2-call setup. This was my first time using an aamp but I've visited amps a few times and studied up on aamps here and on other sites so had a good idea what to expect. The website gives you the names of the girls along with some pics and although the pics are fakes, they give a reasonable representation. My appointment was with Mimi and went over during lunch. New apartment complex location, she answered the door looking good in tiny shorts and a bikini top right as a lady with a baby in a stroller was walking by. Fortunately she kept herself out of sight behind the door so the lady walking by couldn't see the outfit. Took a quick shower and met her on the bed. Had me face down, did some light touching, then had me flip with some more light touching. Then she brought out the cover and said I might be too big for it. Even if it's a lie (I'm average) I still love the ego stroking. Brief CBJ then asked me what position I wanted. Did some cg and I tried asking her during the action if she allowed msog but her English was pretty bad and she didn't understand the question. So I took my time and did a few more positions before finishing in k9 with a mirror in front of us so I could watch the action from a different angle. She did some nice moaning throughout and gave a good performance. Showered up again and left. MMS called me a short while later to make sure I enjoyed myself and I did. Sessions are 45min for 1.8 and the clock starts ticking at the start of the scheduled time whether you are there or not. Location was nice and clean unlike some amps I've been too, service was not the greatest ever but pretty good, attitude was good and looks were 8-9 on a scale of 10. Next time funds permit I will probably do the aamp routine again instead of going back to the hit-or-miss of the amp scene.

I see that you’re new in the forum. I’m sorry that the establishment did not meet your needs. But the “old bags” as you call them are only tryng to make a living and may in fact provide excellent service. In OC there are "experienced" providers and "young inexperienced" providers. Both have their advantages.

You apparently weren’t willing to give the service a try and that’s OK. But there's no reason to be rude.

Looking forward to your future contributions.

Jon




[QUOTE=Caffeine]I checked this place out last thurs, or maybe weds. I showed up around 7pm. Maybe I missed the fun but there were nothing but old bags working there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jon Jones]I see that you’re new in the forum. I’m sorry that the establishment did not meet your needs. But the “old bags” as you call them are only tryng to make a living and may in fact provide excellent service. In OC there are "experienced" providers and "young inexperienced" providers. Both have their advantages.

You apparently weren’t willing to give the service a try and that’s OK. But there's no reason to be rude.

Looking forward to your future contributions.

Jon[/QUOTE]Old Bags Rule!! (PS- there are plenty to go around!)

Visited an old VAMP Wednesday on Valley View near Chapman. Haven't been there in about a year and a half. Thought I'd give it another try to see if things have changed with this place.

Walked into lobby, ushered quickly to the room by MMS, TM (that's her name) comes into the room, blue jeans, tank top (bra-less, natural C's), slender, mid-30's, viet MILF, nice body but with some flab around the middle area.

TM asks for the house fee, walks out, then returns. Does the 2 minute massage and told me to flip over. Ask what I wanted, told her, she tells me $160 paid upfront!?!?!? OMG, she's got to be kidding! For her age and looks, I shoulda took a pass on this trip. But, as always, not thinking with the big head.

I countered back $, she persists, I told her "I'll just take my massage" and I got back onto the table. When she saw that I was satisfied with just a massage, she agreed $.2 (plus .5 house fee, we're at $.7). Telling me she usually don't go that low. Blah, blah, blah.

Start with her on top for some CG,......finished with mish.

Total cost: $.7
Time spent: 20 minutes (entry to exit)
Service: mediocre
Attitude: poor to below average
Repeat: NO WAY, HELL NO.
Value to $ spent: Very Low (there are much younger & better talent in the LA/OC area).

Did not see what the rest of the staff looked like, I'm guessing they're all "older bags". Not to my taste or liking. YMMV

Way to call her bluff Quality Junk.

That took some wilpower that paid off.

[QUOTE=Quality Junk]Visited an old VAMP Wednesday on Valley View near Chapman. Haven't been there in about a year and a half. Thought I'd give it another try to see if things have changed with this place.

Walked into lobby, ushered quickly to the room by MMS, TM (that's her name) comes into the room, blue jeans, tank top (bra-less, natural C's), slender, mid-30's, viet MILF, nice body but with some flab around the middle area.

TM asks for the house fee, walks out, then returns. Does the 2 minute massage and told me to flip over. Ask what I wanted, told her, she tells me $160 paid upfront!?!?!? OMG, she's got to be kidding! For her age and looks, I shoulda took a pass on this trip. But, as always, not thinking with the big head.

I countered back $, she persists, I told her "I'll just take my massage" and I got back onto the table. When she saw that I was satisfied with just a massage, she agreed $.2 (plus .5 house fee, we're at $.7). Telling me she usually don't go that low. Blah, blah, blah.

Start with her on top for some CG,......finished with mish.

Total cost: $.7
Time spent: 20 minutes (entry to exit)
Service: mediocre
Attitude: poor to below average
Repeat: NO WAY, HELL NO.
Value to $ spent: Very Low (there are much younger & better talent in the LA/OC area).

Did not see what the rest of the staff looked like, I'm guessing they're all "older bags". Not to my taste or liking. YMMV[/QUOTE]

Saw Emily from back page. Shes independent in Lake Forest. Nice place, long hair nice body. Had to email her from her listing. Pro table, covers me and says I look like the guy that cut her off the other day. Great, maybe she was tired I don't know. Average massage, oil, hot towels and ok rubbing. Nothing kinky, tried to rub her leg and she asked me not ot touch her. She kinda had an attitude I think, I wasn't the guy that cut her off, I drive way too fast for anyone to see me (like a blur). Flip, covered and she knew I had a good tent going. When she got close I would moan and move and grind. I even reached down and rubbed it some. Told her she got me horny from a good massage. She said not today. Finished and that was it. Anyone get anything better? I would fuck this girl cause I love a girl with attitude. She has an alright ass I wouldn't mind munching on. Hardly ever find a white girl that does private massage.

Yeah I agree, older is ok. Sometimes better service, more kink. But have to love the young dumb ones. Hey either is ok depends on the service I guess. Yeah just dreaming about some of the young ones I pulled apart to eat some pussy and make them almost scream. Good times, but can also think of the older ones I slammed into the next building.

Now I'm looking for a really big ass and some thick legs. OK who knows who has a giant ass?

Animal clinic debate: Um, everyplace gets checked every so often so sooner or later one of you guys will be on TV. Just is weird how one always hangs at the door to suck you in. Last time it was ***** long black hair, kinda skinny for me.

Please keep the info here honest, the massage review site is full of reviews that are just BS. Look if you want to brag about something cool, but don't make up what they look like or the extra service. Takes away the reason the rest of us post here.

I had the kinda new girl at LFBC. Looks ok, thin, takes some work to get her to finish. I don't go there much since I always was the pants off and right now is not a good time for them. But I did have good times with Cy in the past.

So its back to finding a place with sweet young girls dressed hot that do extras.

Is train track still open?

Not all the pictures are fakes. I've had mixed experiences with this place, but some, Pee Bee for example, were very good and matched their pictures.


[QUOTE=Ketur690]Been keeping an eye on aamp ads for some time waiting for the right opportunity (good looking provider+reasonable price+funds available) and finally paid a visit to AL (they advertise on humani...) You go through a screening process ahead of time and when you go to the actual appointment it's a 2-call setup. This was my first time using an aamp but I've visited amps a few times and studied up on aamps here and on other sites so had a good idea what to expect. The website gives you the names of the girls along with some pics and although the pics are fakes, they give a reasonable representation. My appointment was with Mimi and went over during lunch. New apartment complex location, she answered the door looking good in tiny shorts and a bikini top right as a lady with a baby in a stroller was walking by. Fortunately she kept herself out of sight behind the door so the lady walking by couldn't see the outfit. Took a quick shower and met her on the bed. Had me face down, did some light touching, then had me flip with some more light touching. Then she brought out the cover and said I might be too big for it. Even if it's a lie (I'm average) I still love the ego stroking. Brief CBJ then asked me what position I wanted. Did some cg and I tried asking her during the action if she allowed msog but her English was pretty bad and she didn't understand the question. So I took my time and did a few more positions before finishing in k9 with a mirror in front of us so I could watch the action from a different angle. She did some nice moaning throughout and gave a good performance. Showered up again and left. MMS called me a short while later to make sure I enjoyed myself and I did. Sessions are 45min for 1.8 and the clock starts ticking at the start of the scheduled time whether you are there or not. Location was nice and clean unlike some amps I've been too, service was not the greatest ever but pretty good, attitude was good and looks were 8-9 on a scale of 10. Next time funds permit I will probably do the aamp routine again instead of going back to the hit-or-miss of the amp scene.[/QUOTE]

I tried the place upstairs in the building by Blockbuster, where they have a table shower included with an hour massage. I had a wonderful massage, and HE, with a table shower afterward. Man, if they did Full Service there, it'd be the perfect place.

As it was, it was still good for $60 to the house and $40 to the girl.

She was a pleasure also, good English, good conversation and good service.

I think I'm going to go back and see if more money will entice more.

Dylan

Drove all the way down from L.A. for a follow-up visit to the animals in Anaheim close to 2 months after the first excellent experience. Late afternoon I found doors open, but nobody home anywhere except for what appeared to be a male employee in No. 3. Since I don't approve of AMPs having any male on premises who aren't clients, I didn't talk to him to find out why the Twilight Zone environment. No. 6, both doors open but a walk through didn't bring a single person out to deal with me. Like a similar recent experience in a LMP in SFV, I could have walked out with all their furniture.

Assumed every available girl was busy, but last time there was a mamasan. Drove all the way back to North Hollywood through lousy traffic for a superior perineum, prostate, scrotal and penile massage from a hot chinese girl I've seen a few times now. That's another story for the SFV forum to be posted a little later.

But for now, anybody have an update on the animal clinic?

[QUOTE=Dylan]I tried the place upstairs in the building by Blockbuster, where they have a table shower included with an hour massage. I had a wonderful massage, and HE, with a table shower afterward. Man, if they did Full Service there, it'd be the perfect place.

As it was, it was still good for $60 to the house and $40 to the girl.

She was a pleasure also, good English, good conversation and good service.

I think I'm going to go back and see if more money will entice more.

Dylan[/QUOTE]They dont do FS!

[QUOTE=Dylan]I tried the place upstairs in the building by Blockbuster, where they have a table shower included with an hour massage. I had a wonderful massage, and HE, with a table shower afterward. Man, if they did Full Service there, it'd be the perfect place.

As it was, it was still good for $60 to the house and $40 to the girl.

She was a pleasure also, good English, good conversation and good service.

I think I'm going to go back and see if more money will entice more.

Dylan[/QUOTE]This place stops at HE buddy. The service is always consistent. There used to be a older woman named Angela that does very good ass rubbing. But I hear she's not working there anymore. You can always roam your hands anywhere with them. A.2 tip is also fine with them.