Massage Parlor Reports

This is an appreciation post for the AMP's we have in Orlando. The most underrated aspect of hobbying at AMP's is the fact that they are ready when we are (for the most part). I can just drive to MM, NDS, King whenever I'm feeling frisky. I'm tired of waiting for independent providers to reply, waiting in the parking lot for 30 - 60 minutes. Most of the time the service isn't even worth it. To me my waisted time is more valuable then the money I'm giving them for services. Sorry, just letting out some steam.

[QUOTE=KenAdams3141;5463664]This is an appreciation post for the AMP's we have in Orlando. The most underrated aspect of hobbying at AMP's is the fact that they are ready when we are (for the most part). I can just drive to MM, NDS, King whenever I'm feeling frisky. I'm tired of waiting for independent providers to reply, waiting in the parking lot for 30 - 60 minutes. Most of the time the service isn't even worth it. To me my waisted time is more valuable then the money I'm giving them for services. Sorry, just letting out some steam.[/QUOTE]Agreed. I pay a bit more for AMPs for both convenience and for a well known and fairly consistent level of service. Orlando is great as far as options go. From on-cheap but have to hunt on the trail, to independent providers, to AMPs, to strip clubs. I'll get roasted for that last one, but if you have the money, they have advantages of convenience, atmosphere, drinking, partying, food, and multiple hours, plus many are open to some level of OTC / sugar baby outside the clubs. They'll drain your wallet dry, but it's a different quality of experience. More geared to a romantic interlude than the straight sex from most of the other options. Of course, there are many cities that have better / more interactive clubs than Orlando, and I'll sometime take the drive to Tampa / Clearwater, West Palm Beach, or even Miami.

Great post, Ken. I have been exclusively an "escort guy" since the demise of PMC in Melbourne several years ago. You have made a convincing case for shifting my allegiances (and donations) to the local AMPs. Your description of the local independent escort crap shoot mirrors my recent experiences exactly, in fact I thought you were taking about me, LOL. For some reason, the quality, variety and professionalism of the local escort landscape has declined dramatically since COVID arrived. You make a great point; why endure the frustrations of texts that are not returned, long time regular providers who are now never available, bad coms, ghosting, and poor, half-hearted service, often times in sketchy surroundings, when we have places that are open until late at night, walk right in, and receive a warm greeting from attractive young women who are glad to see you and are excited to provide good service, which in some cases, based on what I read, reaches PSE level achievements.

[QUOTE=KenAdams3141;5463664]This is an appreciation post for the AMP's we have in Orlando. The most underrated aspect of hobbying at AMP's is the fact that they are ready when we are (for the most part). I can just drive to MM, NDS, King whenever I'm feeling frisky. I'm tired of waiting for independent providers to reply, waiting in the parking lot for 30 - 60 minutes. Most of the time the service isn't even worth it. To me my waisted time is more valuable then the money I'm giving them for services. Sorry, just letting out some steam.[/QUOTE]

On top of that, they have all developed GPS. But I guess basic economics is mostly to blame for that. I say let them all STARVE!!

[QUOTE=DieterBraun;5463804]Great post, Ken. I have been exclusively an "escort guy" since the demise of PMC in Melbourne several years ago. You have made a convincing case for shifting my allegiances (and donations) to the local AMPs. Your description of the local independent escort crap shoot mirrors my recent experiences exactly, in fact I thought you were taking about me, LOL. For some reason, the quality, variety and professionalism of the local escort landscape has declined dramatically since COVID arrived. You make a great point; why endure the frustrations of texts that are not returned, long time regular providers who are now never available, bad coms, ghosting, and poor, half-hearted service, often times in sketchy surroundings, when we have places that are open until late at night, walk right in, and receive a warm greeting from attractive young women who are glad to see you and are excited to provide good service, which in some cases, based on what I read, reaches PSE level achievements.[/QUOTE]

I was running some errands in the Conway area the other day when I found myself with a little bit of time to kill. So I decided to hit up Curry Ford Massage. It had been a long time, since before the covid hit actually, so I was curious as to how things were going there. I showed up and a plain late 30's / early 40's Asian lady answered. This wasn't the MMS I'd met before. This lady was thin, no boobs, no butt, long straight black hair. Face was alright I guess. After I gave her 70 for an hour, she took me back to the room where I got comfortable. I was sitting at the edge of the table with a towel on when she walked in and told me to lay facedown. I was feeling kind of grungy after running my errands, so I asked for the table shower. Besides, I figured she would prefer to have a clean slate to work with, so to speak. However, she gave me this "does not compute" look for a moment before finally agreeing to it.

As you all may know, the shower is a good indicator of how things are going to go in the session, and this was no exception. It was the most mechanical, uninspired table shower that I've ever had. Totally ignored my backside, junior and the boys. Then in the room, strictly legit. The massage was decent but she kept me covered the entire time, being careful to reposition the sheet should any naughty bits threaten to get exposed. Moreover, she was just so plain in looks and personality that I didn't even have any desire to cop a feel or even try to get a handy out of this one. Adding insult to injury, from the moment I first stepped into the room to change until she said "time over", she only gave me 45 minutes of the hour I paid for.

I got changed and on the way out I asked to speak to the manager. Then she pulled the old "Sorry, no English" bit and I was like ok, fine. Didn't even look back or leave a tip.

Aside from the decent massage, the session was surprisingly disappointing. I don't think I'll be back ever again. Oh, I didn't get her name. However, it doesn't really matter because even if I did, as soon as they'd read this review they'd just change her name anyway.

Well, thanks to my misadventure at Curry Ford (see below), I was still needing some relief. My All-Time Favorite, Tiffany, is on break but I decided to hit up King Spa anyway to get my needs taken care of and check out the current line-up as well.

I showed up there and a lady who I've never met before took me to the room. She was a little older and not dressed like the girls usually are. That is, she was wearing regular clothes, like she was on her way out the door to go shopping or something. Funny thing, as soon as I got in the room, she yanked down my shorts and told me to get ready for the shower, LOL. She asked 80 for the hour. I fished it out of my wallet on the floor, gave it to her and she left.

I got comfortable and then my provider walked in. Very sexy, short with nice curves. I asked her name. She said her name was Mimi, gave me a hug and took me over to the shower. As soon as I got facedown in the shower, I knew my troubles were over. She gave me a very pleasurable washing followed by an erotic slip & slide. A little bit of rimming followed after that, including giving junior some attention with some reach under action as well. I think she did about 2 or 3 rounds of all of that actually. On the flip, more erotic washing and slip & slide. That was followed up by a very nice BBBJ. She stopped before I could get too excited, dried us off and we went back into the room. She told me to leave the tip out (160) and she left to tidy up the shower.

She returned to the room naked and I could get a better look at her. She has nice big tits. They're natural, I reckon. Healthy backside. She reminds me of a shorter version of Mona, as far as physical build goes. She also has some flower tattoos on her belly. Anyway, I got on my back and she continued with the BBBJ. I just laid back and let her go to work, so relaxing. After a few minutes, I wanted to play around a little as well. I reached down and played with the kitty for a bit. She hadn't lubed up yet, so I could only get a little FIV / FIA going. I kept at it anyway, so she reached over and lubed up. I was able to give it to her a little more but this wasn't a great angle for it. I thought we were going to go for 69 next, but she brought out the cover and wanted to fuck. I then told her I wanted to fuck her face first, to which she asked "Cum in mouth?" and I was like "I don't know yet" (LOL).

It took a little bit of direction, but eventually I got her into the mouth pussy position. She handled it well, just a little different than what I was used to. She used her hands a lot, which was kind of a mixed bag. On one hand, it provided a lot of stimulation but on the other it prevented me from going deep. It still felt pretty good, so I decided to ride it out. I face fucked her for a little bit and then reached down to play with those amazing tits and did some finger banging as well. After a few minutes of that it was time for the main event. She rolled on the cover with her mouth and we started in missionary. She did this thing with her thighs, gripping me at the waist, which again prevented me from going deep. Her pussy still felt pretty good, but I wanted the whole thing. So I flipped her over for some doggy, grabbed her by the hips and started ramming it home. I was bottoming out in that tight little pussy and it felt awesome. Pretty soon all of my recent frustrations were relieved and I released a massive load into the party hat. She did not perform a climax rendition of her own however, and I kind of missed that.

Anyway, she cleaned us up and closed out the session with a very good massage. I tried to engage her in a little chat but she wasn't very talkative or just wasn't interested. Fair enough, so I just let her do the massage thing until the time was up. When we were done, she walked me to the door, gave me a little bottle of water, a final hug & kiss, and I was out.

Oh, and I think (sorry, I can't quite remember) she said Kiwi and Nana were the other girls at King that day. Also, I don't know what the hell is going on at NDS with those recent lackluster reviews. Fortunately, I was at least able to have a decent session here at King.

Arrived around 10:45 and was greeted by a very cute provider named CiCi. Overall body was 6. 5/10, but she was all natural and very sweet, which is a bigger turn on for me than a set of bolt ons (just personal preference). I wasn't interested in taking a long time, and it was close to closing time, so we got right down to business. Decent BBBJ to start, followed by covered cg. Flipped to standing missionary, missionary, and then doggy. The room we went into was a lot bigger than the ones at milk, but not as nice. Plus they had a television with the camera feeds since there was no one at the front desk, she had to look up to check a couple of times. Luckily we weren't interrupted. I finished in the hat while in doggy, because I could not last any longer while watching her get pounded in the mirror. She also left the lights on higher than they do at MM, which was a nice change of pace, visually speaking.

Overall experience was 7/10. Definitely will repeat, with more time to really indulge in the full experience.

Thank you to those esteemed members who responded to my Kiko question. I shall visit and report. Cheers.

I haven't seen a review of this place in a while so I stopped in the other day for a little relief.

I was greeted by a slender 20 something young lady named Koko wearing a mask, she showed me the room took the fee of 70 for the hour. As I was getting undressed she stayed in the room adjusting the face pad, this was the first spa that I have been to where the girl stayed in the room. The massage was ok, she lathered on a heavy layer of oil to the point I was expecting her to strip down and do the body slide but unfortunately not. During the massage she hummed and sung a little to the music and would periodically run her hand down and tickle the boys. We talked a bit during the massage she mentioned that business was slow and I commented that maybe the heavy rains were keeping people away, she responded "people don't get horny when it rains" I knew then the game was on.

On the flip we discussed what I wanted, being a more mature person I have a bit of difficulty using a condom and finishing off during FS so I decided that a BJ would be good. So we settled on the remainder of the change and a $. She disappeared for a moment and came back with a condom. Stripped down then put her perfect B cups in my face, these were oh so nice she then adjusted herself to apply the condom and swung around for a bit of DATY, nice and clean. Well I mentioned that I'm a bit more mature and it does take me a while to climax but she held in like a trooper until I filled the hat. Usually in most spa's that I've been to they try for about 3-5 minutes and if you're not done they whip off the condom and proceed to the HJ.

Nice clean up, got dressed and I was on my merry way.

The downside to the place is it is right on 436 and it's physically located next to a burger joint.

Happy trolls.

Craig.

Eva at Healthy Land Spa.

Location is near airport off Semoran and Lee Vista Blvd, in shopping plaza, behind Walgreens. Went there 2 Saturdays ago in afternoon.

Eva is very pretty and fit, petite, has brown hair, little pony tail. Mid 30's. Eva does give a great massage.

I've seen her before about 5 weeks ago, first time I went here. Had a good time last time and great massage. I've seen Amy also, about 3 times, she is a good time, and great massage.

I told Eva she has to work hard do to be better than Amy, LOL. First thing out of my mouth. Amy was there and said hi. Amy is not as pretty as Eva, but fit, and super cool.

In TS, I told Eva that Amy joins me in TS, but she wouldn't.

Still had fun in TS, but not nearly as fun as Amy.

Back to the room, I told her to get naked. She asked how much I will pay. I said I will take care of you when done, and told her Amy doesn't ask that. I know between shower and room, she spoke w Amy, I saw her again, and asked her how my GF is in front of Eva, Amy laughed. So I kept playing Amy off Eva, LOL.

Eva got naked, playing coy, she turned around and lubed up her pussy. Then asked what I want. I said I want massage, teasing, and BJ at end.

So we kissed, got to work hard to DFK, but she gave it up. I was kissing her tits, but she would fane "Oh, my nipples so sensitive" when I sucked on them. BS!

Laid down for good massage, had its moments, but not nearly as good first time I saw her. Slapped my hand away when I would try to FIV.

Flipped, made out, and felt her body, kiss tits, she complains. Then I ask for BJ. She says how much you pay, I say later. So she starts to reach for condom, I say no. BBBJ. She whines but gives in when I tell her Amy does it with no problems, LOL.

She sucks my cock for a couple minutes, I ask her to lick and suck my balls. She does, and jerks my cock off, it' s against my face as she sucks my balls. I know she doesn't want to suck anymore, even though I tell her I won't CIM. So she continues w a good rhythm still sucking my balls, not jack hammering, so that was good. . In a couple more minutes I cum. Funny, I blow some baby batter on side of her face and neck.

She does not like sucking my dick but has cum over the side of her face & wasn't pissed. I just thought that strange, maybe just glad it was all over, LOL.

She cleaned her face and neck up & cleaned me up.

I had her massage my feet and head, told her Amy does this after, which she does, she frowns & rolls eyes. LOL.

Finishes and goes get water. I put $80 on table. She starts whining, "I get 100 for this, gives a sad face. " I said Amy is fine w this, and I have no more money, which is true.

She says, OK next time 100. I shake my head.

She's a pain in the ass, negotiates everything, LOL, but it helped I saw Miss Amy a few times, and I gave her shit right back.

Next time I go, I will see Amy, I want to make sure Eva is there though and she sees me, I will give some shit too and tell her I will see her again for 80 for massage and BBBJ, and she has to shower w me, LOL, if not, she gets 0.

If your first time there, and you see Amy & Eva standing next to each other w out masks on, the monger in you will choose Eva. Don't. Choose Amy, way better time if you know how to work it. If you lay there like a lump on a log, & think either one will jump through hoops for you, you will only to get a HJ. Engage & joke around w them, they get comfortable and you will have a better time with either. Eva isn't terrible, nice girl. But I hate her negotiating, the whole time, just be strong w her. I will give Eva a second chance after I see Amy. Eva has her sweetness, just needs coaching up.

If you want to see Amy. Call before hand and ask who is working, if Amy is there, tell her you are on way. I called this past Saturday, and was told only Eva there today. I asked if Amy will be in later, she said Amy off. It wasn't Eva on phone, I could tell. I passed, wasn't in mood for business negotiations, LOL.

Does anyone keep in touch with either of these ladies from iHop? I remember seeing Patricia once IHOP closed down in a place around Semoran. It was a legit place, but fun was to be had. However, I only ever visited Linette once and was always wanting to see her again. Does anyone have either of their #.

I recently visited Milk in a dream. I was introduced to the new girl CiCi. I have to admit, every girl I have met at Milk was excellent except for CiCi. She was not very fit, lacked the usual passion and desire to satisfy that Milk girls usually excel at. I was hoping to see Sophia but it appears she is no longer there. Keko aka Snow is usually incredible at picking and training these girls but Cici is a fail.

She is still around, I talked to a few months ago and she still providing "massages".

[QUOTE=TyphoonTarget;5465087]Does anyone keep in touch with either of these ladies from iHop? I remember seeing Patricia once IHOP closed down in a place around Semoran. It was a legit place, but fun was to be had. However, I only ever visited Linette once and was always wanting to see her again. Does anyone have either of their #.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TyphoonTarget;5465087]Does anyone keep in touch with either of these ladies from iHop? I remember seeing Patricia once IHOP closed down in a place around Semoran. It was a legit place, but fun was to be had. However, I only ever visited Linette once and was always wanting to see her again. Does anyone have either of their #.[/QUOTE]I saw Patricia a few months ago, and she was a lot of fun. I have heard that lately she has been having some health issues.

Patricia said that Lynette got out of the business. It is a shame, she gave a very good legit massage and a good ending. I just wish there had been more from her.

Went by milk the other day. Paid the fee went into the room. Told to get naked. I Waited for over 20 minutes. Another guy was there and he came out into the hall and one of the ladies started ripping into him telling him he should stay in his room. He was complaining it was taking so long and then he said the reason he came out and he had to go to the bathroom. I think it was Kiko who escorted him to the restroom. Still they were pretty pissed off at him for entering the hall. I knocked on the door and she came byTo see what I needed. I told her I'm going to have to leave if someone doesn't come within the next 5 to 10 minutes. Within five minutes yumi came by and from there everything was great. What a great body, what a great cock sucker.