Massage Parlor Reports

Well I was in the mood for a massage, checked the usual STG. I ended up calling 4 different providers. Nobody was answering or getting back to me. Sweet Megan, who I've seen a few times. Saisha and a couple others I can't remember the names. Maybe it's because its Friday and they're busy. Maybe something is wrong with my new pre pay. Not sure. But I struck out. Even moved on to escorts, and struck out there too. Which I'll review in that section, as it was shady and not like her reviews I've read.

I can't wait until things open up. I really miss the AMPs. LOL.

Good luck out there!

[QUOTE=Noctis4569;4777829]Well I was in the mood for a massage, checked the usual STG. I ended up calling 4 different providers. Nobody was answering or getting back to me. Sweet Megan, who I've seen a few times. Saisha and a couple others I can't remember the names. Maybe it's because its Friday and they're busy. Maybe something is wrong with my new pre pay. Not sure. But I struck out. Even moved on to escorts, and struck out there too. Which I'll review in that section, as it was shady and not like her reviews I've read.

I can't wait until things open up. I really miss the AMPs. LOL.

Good luck out there![/QUOTE]Sweet Megan didn't respond, because she was with me. Like, looking at your timestamp. I was literally walking out of her room as you posted this.

I had the pleasure of visiting Sweet Megan this evening. I've seen her several times, and I just can't say enough good about her. She has the perfect combination of therapeutic, soothing, and teasing. Great conversationalist, we always have wonderful chats.

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;4778015]I had the pleasure of visiting Sweet Megan this evening. I've seen her several times, and I just can't say enough good about her. She has the perfect combination of therapeutic, soothing, and teasing. Great conversationalist, we always have wonderful chats.[/QUOTE]Nice lady but her kitty is to hair for me.

[QUOTE=RichieGR;4772850]I concur with the reports. I saw her for a bit, but she consistently calls back and gets an attitude if you don't respond quickly. She's getting older and trying to cash before its too late. Used to be a nice experience but not so much anymore. I avoid her.[/QUOTE]Do you know if Joyyy does more then HJ.

Does anyone know if Linda a wonder does more then HJ.

If you mean the owner, yes, once she knows and trusts you.

[QUOTE=Hoeser;4778563]Does anyone know if Linda a wonder does more then HJ.[/QUOTE]

I won't go back to her either. The last couple of times I had to deal with constant interruptions from phone calls and the door. Royal Touch needs someone to work the phones so the masseuses can focus on their jobs. Also, based on my experience, providers outside of Grand Rapids are better at taking care of a client. Joy used to service like she cared, but I don't get that impression anymore.

[QUOTE=BobsBurgers202;4759534]I swear I had the same experience. When I went to visit, I was scheduled, I showed up on time. Was led into the room and started getting ready. She didn't come to the room until 10 m later, so frustrated I was debating to leave. When she finally came in she said she was sorry, but then left again because she forgot something. I'm thinking OMFG, this is never going to happen. 5 m later she comes back, starts the massage, but it feels rushed and half-assed. Plus she's telling me her problem, and I hated all the negative energy from her. Anyways, another 5 m and she left the room again, frustrated and upset I had just gone ahead and flipped by the time she got back. Told her I was in a rush and need to leave. A quick and aggressive HJ from here and I left. Told her I wasn't expecting her to leave the room so much. Gave her a small tip and she got upset with me.

I left and after that got my phone blown up by her at least 8 or 9 x until late at night I blocked her.

Ridiculous![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;4778110]Nice lady but her kitty is to hair for me.[/QUOTE]She is a very good masseuse. I love the hairy kitty but never was able to part it with anything but my tongue. BTW totally respect her or any other providers limits but I have to have the whole package.

[QUOTE=Hoeser;4778559]Do you know if Joyyy does more then HJ.[/QUOTE]Don't bother seeing or worrying about Joy. She is not the good time she used to be. She's 56 years old and likes the money but after 35 years in the biz, she no longer likes the customers. I used to see her a couple times a week, back in the day, but times and people change.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4780481]Don't bother seeing or worrying about Joy. She is not the good time she used to be. She's 56 years old and likes the money but after 35 years in the biz, she no longer likes the customers. I used to see her a couple times a week, back in the day, but times and people change.[/QUOTE]A few years back there was more on the menu. Besides HJ.

[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;4778110]Nice lady but her kitty is to hair for me.[/QUOTE]OMG I love the hairy kitty!

I have not seen Sweet Megan, but she must be HOT!

[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;4780491]A few years back there was more on the menu. Besides HJ.[/QUOTE]Never had a bad visit.

[QUOTE=Hoeser;4778563]Does anyone know if Linda a wonder does more then HJ.[/QUOTE]Does anyone have her cell number pm me thanks.

Had a great time with Angel and Blonde25 last week. $1. 2 (1 hr) and $1. 0 (hh), respectively. Prices varied but definitely reflected in the services rendered. Brittany does sell the good time cookies which is a nice feature, though it seems like they keep getting stronger every time I purchase them LOL. I highly recommend both as they are good communicators, easy on the eyes, and very good at what they do.

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This was before the corona pandemic and long overdue. I saw Layla at serenity and like others have stated she is very good at what she does. From start to finish pretty much identical to what everyone else raves about. I had a fantastic time and will repeat her attitude and willingness to please is top notch and very good conversation from start to finish never felt awkward moment the entire Time very good at making you feel comfortable and making your wants a thing of the past I will definitely repeat several more times and look forward to it.

Anyone know if TOP is operating on the downlow?

Every time I drive by there's at least 6 cars in the lot and almost always the white Challenger.

For lease sign out front. Maybe it was there pre-corona?

But made me wonder if the lockdown put keit out of business.

Kiet had slow business for a couple years. Shutdown order was final nail in coffin for 44th Street. The property is still valuable. Wouldn't be surprised if Blessings moves in after lockdown is lifted. He still has the 28th Street Thornhills location / Pacific East, for now.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4786195]Kiet had slow business for a couple years. Shutdown order was final nail in coffin for 44th Street. The property is still valuable. Wouldn't be surprised if Blessings moves in after lockdown is lifted. He still has the 28th Street Thornhills location / Pacific East, for now.[/QUOTE]I don't think Kiet owned the building. It's been listed for a sale for quite a while, I actually thought about buying it at one time. Used to have a hair salon renting the front. I figured if I owned it free haircuts and trim job.

[QUOTE=DaddyD;4785988]Anyone know if TOP is operating on the downlow?

Every time I drive by there's at least 6 cars in the lot and almost always the white Challenger.[/QUOTE]I called last week in the morning. An Asian woman picked up. Said they were closed until May 28. I asked about outcall; no dice. I was thinking about calling back in the evening, when Jennifer normally works, but haven't yet.

Got an appt with Sweetsuthrnbel, last week, easy and quick communication, Answered the door in a rob from freshly showering Started of with some conversation and a rub (Very good hands) on the flip was an amazing BBBJ (Sensual which is great in my eyes) proceeded to enjoy her body in K9, Very clean tasty def, going to repeat.

She is very sweet and attentive, Has small place clean, working like everyone else trying to get by during these times, Good massage (Has Table etc) upon the flip has a couple affordable options (Very Large Tits) HJ was decent. Will repeat work on other options very affordable time. « Previous adAd listingNext ad ».

Need Some Afternoon Relaxation I'm Her, 32 years old.

09:50 AM on 2020-05-14.

[QUOTE=MrMorpheus123;4774852]So even before our recent times I been trying to setup an appointment with Hayley. After setting up an appointment and screening I got dead air and on another occasion I got stood up at serenity (while I will chalk that up as a miscommunication).

Recently been trying to contact her and again I'm at a lose. Any help from the forum would be great since I heard nothing but great things I would really appreciate the pleasure to be treated by one of the best in town.

I know of Friendz with Benz is a go to and totally willing to share my experiences in the hobby even though they are little limited since I live a little out of town and don't get to partake as much I would want to.

Thanks.

Mr. M.[/QUOTE]Same situation here. Call, talk, screening nothing. Call days later, talk, scrleen nothing. Good luck to you.

[QUOTE=MotegiMotul;4787555]Same situation here. Call, talk, screening nothing. Call days later, talk, scrleen nothing. Good luck to you.[/QUOTE]Scratch her off your list boys! Do Not continue trying to see her! You tried and appropriately reported your experience here. These ladies do not need anymore encouragement to continue with poor customer service.

NJ.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4787986]Scratch her off your list boys! Do Not continue trying to see her! You tried and appropriately reported your experience here. These ladies do not need anymore encouragement to continue with poor customer service.

NJ.[/QUOTE]Thanks NJ.

You may be accurate. However I would respectfully disagree with you. My reasons for this are two-fold.

First is Hayley has been posting on STG that she is overwhelmed with potential clients calling her and it has forced her to only see established clients. There is only so much one provider can do. It may be frustrating that her existing repeat customers get appointments and the rest of us are left out. But it's simple supply and demand.

The second is more nuanced. As an analogy. I love Porterhouse steaks and my local meat market has been advertising these for a great price. But every time I go there, they are sold out of Porterhouses. So I have two choices. Choose another meat I don't prefer. Or go without. One thing I don't do is say "Well if this store can't provide me my Porterhouse I'll never shop here again. " I just decide to be patient and wait. Or get used to a cheaper product. It's the same principle here. I'll wait.

I can only imagine how busy that the highly rated providers are. Hayley, Layla, Blonde25, Emily and others have chosen to provide for repeat clients. Just think how many phone calls and texts they get every day (unfortunately the majority of their calls are just bored dudes who never plan to be a paying client). Just think of the dozens of AMPs and other shops closed down and only a few highly rated providers are still working. Simple supply and demand.

Of course there are still several providers who post seemingly every hour. There is probably a good reason they have lots of appointment times available. They aren't the highly rated providers who are too booked to take on new clients.

Thanks for letting me express a dissenting viewpoint. Just one mans opinion. For whatever it's worth. Thank you NJ for your numerous posts and advice.

There's more than 1 Butcher that sells Porterhouse Steaks! If my go to Butcher continually advertises them, but is always out of them when I want them, I go to another Butcher and buy them. Maybe that new Butcher becomes my go to Butcher because all Butchers are in the game to make money.

Meanwhile, my Old Butcher probably doesn't even notice or care that I've moved on.

NJ.

[QUOTE=Gene2;4789341]First is Hayley has been posting on STG that she is overwhelmed with potential clients calling her and it has forced her to only see established clients. There is only so much one provider can do. It may be frustrating that her existing repeat customers get appointments and the rest of us are left out. But it's simple supply and demand.[/QUOTE]If it's just supply & demand to even be able to book you, while frustrating mongers who are trying to get into an Appt, I agree with you.

However, the complaint isn't that. It isn't "Why don't they ever have a table for me?

It's more like "Why do they say YES, we have a table for you -- followed by another question". You answer that question, then they don't respond. Huh?

Would "we're so busy tho" isn't an excuse, it's just an insufficient reason. Again, this isn't about not being able to get a table or being able to get a Porterhouse. If you don't have one, just tell me you don't.

[QUOTE=Gene2;4789341]Thanks NJ.

You may be accurate. However I would respectfully disagree with you. My reasons for this are two-fold.

First is Hayley has been posting on STG that she is overwhelmed with potential clients calling her and it has forced her to only see established clients. There is only so much one provider can do. It may be frustrating that her existing repeat customers get appointments and the rest of us are left out. But it's simple supply and demand.

The second is more nuanced. As an analogy. I love Porterhouse steaks and my local meat market has been advertising these for a great price. But every time I go there, they are sold out of Porterhouses. So I have two choices. Choose another meat I don't prefer. Or go without. One thing I don't do is say "Well if this store can't provide me my Porterhouse I'll never shop here again. " I just decide to be patient and wait. Or get used to a cheaper product. It's the same principle here. I'll wait.

I can only imagine how busy that the highly rated providers are. Hayley, Layla, Blonde25, Emily and others have chosen to provide for repeat clients. Just think how many phone calls and texts they get every day (unfortunately the majority of their calls are just bored dudes who never plan to be a paying client). Just think of the dozens of AMPs and other shops closed down and only a few highly rated providers are still working. Simple supply and demand..[/QUOTE]I think some of you guys think too much. These are escorts, you are buying sex or whatever it is you are renting the ladies time for. All this analysis seems way overblown for hooking up with a tute.

[QUOTE=Gene2;4789341]Thanks NJ.

You may be accurate. However I would respectfully disagree with you. My reasons for this are two-fold.

First is Hayley has been posting on STG that she is overwhelmed with potential clients calling her and it has forced her to only see established clients. There is only so much one provider can do. It may be frustrating that her existing repeat customers get appointments and the rest of us are left out. But it's simple supply and demand.

The second is more nuanced. As an analogy. I love Porterhouse steaks and my local meat market has been advertising these for a great price. But every time I go there, they are sold out of Porterhouses. So I have two choices. Choose another meat I don't prefer. Or go without. One thing I don't do is say "Well if this store can't provide me my Porterhouse I'll never shop here again. " I just decide to be patient and wait. Or get used to a cheaper product. It's the same principle here. I'll wait.

I can only imagine how busy that the highly rated providers are. Hayley, Layla, Blonde25, Emily and others have chosen to provide for repeat clients. Just think how many phone calls and texts they get every day (unfortunately the majority of their calls are just bored dudes who never plan to be a paying client). Just think of the dozens of AMPs and other shops closed down and only a few highly rated providers are still working. Simple supply and demand.

Of course there are still several providers who post seemingly every hour. There is probably a good reason they have lots of appointment times available. They aren't the highly rated providers who are too booked to take on new clients.

Thanks for letting me express a dissenting viewpoint. Just one mans opinion. For whatever it's worth. Thank you NJ for your numerous posts and advice.[/QUOTE]I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)

[QUOTE=Benz1;4790151]I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)[/QUOTE]I'm a ladies first kinda guy😄.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4789426]There's more than 1 Butcher that sells Porterhouse Steaks! If my go to Butcher continually advertises them, but is always out of them when I want them, I go to another Butcher and buy them. Maybe that new Butcher becomes my go to Butcher because all Butchers are in the game to make money.

Meanwhile, my Old Butcher probably doesn't even notice or care that I've moved on.

NJ.[/QUOTE]Thank NJ.

I'm just saying that the old expectations are not reasonable right now. For most of us the analogy of the butcher shop includes this fact. There is no other good quality butcher shop available. The only options are 1) wait. 2) try the soybean burger as an alternative. Personally. I'll wait.

My guess is that you as a seasoned and savvy senior have plenty of other options. For those of us that don't. What should we do if we want a fit and attractive provider? There's plenty of overweight or out-of-shape providers with huge racks advertising every hour. Not my thing. And there are issues with them. I'll stay away from the vegan burgers and await the porterhouse.

The providers I mentioned on my earlier post don't have bad reviews where they up charge or don't look like the photos or have hygiene issues. The high quality providers are busy because they are high quality. It used to be that merited higher fees. Now it merits higher fees and restricted availability. I completely understand and respect their decisions. And I will wait.

G2.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;4790016]I think some of you guys think too much. These are escorts, you are buying sex or whatever it is you are renting the ladies time for. All this analysis seems way overblown for hooking up with a tute.[/QUOTE]Then why would you be on this site?

[QUOTE=Benz1;4790151]I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)[/QUOTE]I was afraid that was the real problem. Idiots with nothing better to do than text or call the high quality providers with endless questions. And then they complain. No wonder she's frustrated.

G2.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4790151]I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)[/QUOTE]That's all you need to know Gene2. The Porterhouse Steaks are for Regular Customers only. I'm not a Regular of hers either. Heck even during normal times, due to demand, she's all out of Porterhouse Steaks on a steady bases. I can get by with a Sizzler that out performs most other cuts and is often better priced. I'll only jump thru a limited amount of hoops. If you're new to the Mongering game, it takes time and money to get what you want, when you want it. You have put up with many poorly grilled steaks before you find a perfectly prepared one. Blackfire is correct. It's a waste of time to over think how and why some of the Ladies do things the way they do.

NJ.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4790151]I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)[/QUOTE]Many SPs have shown me texts / chat where most who contact them make a sport out of wasting their time. Anyone who posted a Facebook ad can relate.

I hear the same. That and asking for pics. Its a serious problem on top of the noshows they deal with. I often state in opening text that I never noshow just to get that settled out front.

[QUOTE=Grmojo;4791759]Many SPs have shown me texts / chat where most who contact them make a sport out of wasting their time. Anyone who posted a Facebook ad can relate.[/QUOTE]

Looks like we've come full circle with no shows and time wasters. Back in the day, a Monger was 5000 times more likely to get ganked by a Provider than vice versa. When a provider got ganked, the Monger and his phone number, etc went on the do not see list the Ladies had going. Not to long ago, the Asian MPs would pass this info around. Maybe they still do. Looks like the times have changed boys! Yet another reason why some of us prefer to Monger in other Countries.

NJ.

I've always contacted them days ahead if I had to cancel. Never last minute. Never had a problem with them wanting to see me again. Show them some respect, and they will show you some love. Stay safe. Irish.

Anyone familiar w her. Dark hair pretty.