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Jasmine aka Jasmin aka Black Caribbean - 30 yr old
I saw that she started posting again. Thanks for the review.
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[QUOTE=WayneJWorld;4273423]For some reason I couldn't start a post, so I'm piggybacking on previous post.
Really debated if I should contact anyone. Had an emergency the night before and felt like shit, didn't know if I would be able to perform or what kind of mood I'd be in, but I don't get too many chances so what the hell. Contacted Jasmine and a cheerful lady responded back that it would be no problem. About an hour later I was ready to head to her place, directions were clear and very direct. None of the go to a local store near me and then call me and maybe I'll give you my address. Arrived, called when I got to her house, and she met me at the door with a tight little negligee no panties. Her smile and smoking hot body really does not do her pictures justice. I commented on that and she said that's what everyone says. Maybe pictures don't show a lady that really likes what she does and is a total pro at it vs. The lady that has smoking hot pictures and its obvious she couldn't care less if you were there. I'll take the pro any day. She walked me up the stairs as I couldn't help noticing one of the nicest asses I've seen, with shapely legs. She's curvy, not chunky not boney. Like a woman who really works on her body, which she claims she doesn't. Got to her bedroom we chatted and hugged as my hands groped her great ass and then she went down on what may possibly be the best BBBJ I ever got. No offense to any of the previous ladies I've reviewed but WOW for an older guy who didn't get much sleep and didn't know if he would even get it up. She made short work of that. Proceeded to DATY, which the smell was somewhat strong but not offensive, she is either a real good actress, or she really liked it. Soft moaning and she held my head down on her very wet pussy and I could feel her legs shake as she pushed her pussy into me. I only had a half hour to spend and I really wanted to feel that pussy around my cock in as many positions as possible so cut it somewhat short and did Mish and Doggy. Both are great but with that ass pushing into me it didn't last long. Very soft silky skin, and a very nice lady to talk to.
She had mentioned something about reviews earlier so I showed her how to become a member of this great site, and showed her some of the reviews about her on this site. She was actually humble and thankful for all the great things people said about her. Also showed her some of the rip off reports and she genuinely didn't get what some of these woman out there were doing. It was kind of cute hearing her comment on some of the stories posted.
Definitely going to get more sleep next time and book for more than 1/2 hr. She is a keeper.[/QUOTE]
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Katie aka Diamond - 22 yr old
Thanks for the review.
[QUOTE=JingleBob;4273558]I had an encounter with Katie at my location recently. Setting things up was easy and she communicates well. She is very cute with a very nice slender body. That is the good part. The ONLY good part. She was extremely rushed. Does NOT provide half of what she lists in her ad. Lack luster head game. Mish or Doggie only. Continually pushes you to hurry up. She clipped me $$ for an hour (she had a bit of a drive), but she is such a little **** I could hardly wait to get her out of my face. In short, don't. Just don't. She'll take your money and leave you pissed. Maybe if we all ignore her she will go away.
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Tatiana aka Trophy Wife aka Kelly aka Eve Pantera - 23 to 25 yr old = AVOID
Said it before and I will say it again, AAAAAAAAAVOID! [URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/discete-sexy-and-ohhhh-sooo-sw/215460888113[/URL].
[QUOTE=MrLimpBiscuit;4273008]Very unfortunate, that fellow mongers have to find out the "hard" way. Tasty little morsel, if she wouldn't squirm so much. L think its a crack reaction, up for days, in the bathroom more than with client. Like I said hit it and gettttttt, out. LOL. Too many _uckin rules, little shiester. Sorta got pissed with her about it. Ss only, you've been warned.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LowKeyg;4272577]Ohhh another discerning gentleman. No sir. If I had known that was a thing I likely would have paid for it, though. I was doing my best to extend the olive branch and show that I'm a decent dude who can be trusted, who isn't stingy or whatever. I was looking to kindle that business relationship so I could add her to my go to list. In this case the bb upgrade was free but only after initial time spent didn't result in me reaching my destination (I like that analogy) within 15 minutes (yeah right if I bring 2 Ben's and plan on staying an hour I can retain a bit of damn self control).
I made a gentleman's promise I wouldn't say what exactly happened during my appointment. I will say that the odd behavior started at a certain point. I will say that the sudden text that prompted my sudden dismissal coincided with an all black POV with tinted windows tinted dark as fuck appearing and idling in the side lot looking into the one I was parked in. I will say that she made a beeline for said vehicle after It had been sitting for a minute or 2. Make your own conclusions from above statement. Wasnt there an all black car identified with another provider that exhibited negative behavior? I wonder if there is a commonality. #idlethoughtsofaproblemsolver.
Overall I agree with you. Not worth the headache.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MrLimpBiscuit;4272544]She's a little "snake" for sure. Did she con you into bb upgrade rate. ? LOL, or nose candy breaks. ? Pro technics for sure. Not worth the headache w her. True that.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LowKeyg;4272357]Saw these reviews and decided fuck it. My go to had had an accident and was busy dealing with that (yes a real accident cause I know you guys' bullshit antenna probably starting getting strong signals). First set up was a fail as I overestimated my availability and had to cancel (I blame trying to set up stuff with other girls just for them to text back 2 hours later and by then I'm already not interested but whatever). She was understandably aggravated by this and I told her I'd make it up to her by seeing her the next day at a set time. She never responded to my queries so I figured shed blocked me but then randomly texted me the next day midday with a simple "hi". From there the following happened:
Second appointment set up time was established. Time was pushed back slightly initially. Let's say it was 6. It then went to 615. No biggie I get it plus I always allow for 30 minutes of "flexible time" when I allocate my time for appointments. I park near the incall and let her know I'm there. She tells me she wants McDonalds and needs prophylactics. Ok. Normally I'd be a bit. Irritated that this was asked for AT the set appointment time. But I genuinely felt bad about the previous appointment (I am usually immaculate with my time budget) and when she offered to take it out of appointment I said no need for that and gladly covered it. I pull up wait about 10-15 minutes. By this time I am outside my flexible time allocation. This is where I'd normally walk away but again I'm not in a rush this day and I felt bad and genuinely wanted to make it up to her as I know how much no shows hurt business. I even upgraded my time allocation from qhr to hr. I brought a little extra to show good faith and offered it with the normal donation. She makes it outside and I make contact. It is the girl in the pics. She seems guarded but this is normal. Go to her room after she has a smoke. She still has to shower. Won't complain about being freshly showered. She asks me to leave donation on dresser and then verifies my appointment time one last time. 20 minutes later she is out of shower and asks me to get comfortable. I do. Covered everything with normal donation. Due to. Circumstances we can't do what I want to do for the full hour which is kind of meh but she makes up for it by agreeing to BBBJ until I'm ready and then back to covered fun for finish. And this is where it got awkward. At this point I'm feeling like I'm doing something wrong or she is just trying to get me the fuck out of there as fast as possible. After seeing the cover go on immediately I knew msog was out of question. So I mean. Of course I'm trying to get most of my money but I don't want to make this girl feel like I'm an inconsiderate jerk so I do my best to finish up. It required certain aid (nothing weird boys) and from that I got accused of something I did not do. And it was so random. Especially after being so accommodating, patient and courteous. Like I felt genuinely disrespected. Then she keeps talking about it as we get dressed and a cringey debate occurs made even more awkward because I'm decently sure her statements were incorrect (I am professionally educated and passionate about the particular subject that was debated. Not to appeal to accomplishment but fucking hell). I just want the conversation to end so I feign ignorance until it is finally dropped. She asks my name, I give it to her. She tells me her name is "B"? Maybe "T"? I'm half deaf from war making so wasnt sure. She gives me a smoke, gets a text, gives me a half hug and says bye. I go to my vehicle, smoke by myself and leave. I really really wanted to enjoy this and leave a review that matched that ass (10/10). But we never "clicked". The iciness never really thawed and she ended our interaction by accusing me of misdeeds; that really left a weird taste in my mouth. I left satisfied sure but <redacted cause it's an irrelevant opinion> Details discussed in PM. Seniors only.
Tldr $2 for hr with free upgrade- originally $1. 6 for. 75 hr. Girl is the one in pics. Proficient, professional. Aloof and detached. Good actress (all the better to get you out of there quicker with). Wish it had gone better. Lots of potential. YMMV. Won't repeat because first impressions aren't washed away very easily. I sincerely wish this hadn't gone so weirdly and was looking forward to having made a new business relationship.[/QUOTE]
Inquiring minds want to know
Gosh darn it! Wouldn't you know! In USA Adult Classifieds, there's a new post. She's changed her name to Harmoney. But we old mongers know and remember her as Bombshell Brooke, Brooke of Vegas, Brooke Meadows, or whatever. I knew her well. I'll say this. She's looking mighty fine. But my retired pants pockets aren't that deep anymore. I'd be interested to read what you younger richer mongers come up with!