Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Max#01;5058499]I had prostate cancer surgery a few weeks ago (successful!) which means I no longer have a prostate and, most important, I no longer have cancer. They did robotic surgery and were able to leave the nerves intact. For you guys who are too young to worry about prostate cancer yet, the end result, with the nerves still intact but no prostate, is that you should be able to resume sexual activity. In my case, the doc prescribed the low-dose daily Cialis. The difference is that you can still orgasm, but there is no cum, because semen is produced in the prostate. So, from now on, I'll be producing "dry heaves".

Medical stuff aside, and with a language barrier at most AMPs, how do I communicate to the RA that I don't have a prostate and can't produce cum? I know I'm not the first guy who has ever dealt with this problem. I'm thinking I could prepare a short explanation in writing using Google Translator that I can show her at the appropriate time during the session. Before the surgery, I was a regular at a couple of GB AMPs and plan to go back when I can function again. But, I'm feeling like I need to let them discretely know that things are different. I'm OK with PMs if desired. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I had double hip replacement a few years ago and the prednisone did a number on my prostate. It was already enlarged and I was having trouble functioning sexually. I could not stay hard, and I would cum with a limp noodle.

I felt disgusting and discouraged. The good part of the scenario is that providers did not seem to care and did not embarrass me when I was low. And for me, cumming still felt good. So keep lining up your shot and trying to shoot. Only once did a provider say that the condom was empty or barely anything.

[QUOTE=Max#01;5058499]I had prostate cancer surgery a few weeks ago (successful!) which means I no longer have a prostate and, most important, I no longer have cancer. They did robotic surgery and were able to leave the nerves intact. For you guys who are too young to worry about prostate cancer yet, the end result, with the nerves still intact but no prostate, is that you should be able to resume sexual activity. In my case, the doc prescribed the low-dose daily Cialis. The difference is that you can still orgasm, but there is no cum, because semen is produced in the prostate. So, from now on, I'll be producing "dry heaves".

Medical stuff aside, and with a language barrier at most AMPs, how do I communicate to the RA that I don't have a prostate and can't produce cum? I know I'm not the first guy who has ever dealt with this problem. I'm thinking I could prepare a short explanation in writing using Google Translator that I can show her at the appropriate time during the session. Before the surgery, I was a regular at a couple of GB AMPs and plan to go back when I can function again. But, I'm feeling like I need to let them discretely know that things are different. I'm OK with PMs if desired. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I can't comment on how to bring this up at the AMP, but I want to congratulate you on beating the Big C! Two friends of mine underwent similar surgery just before the COVID lockdowns earlier this year. Their prostate cancers were also caught in time.

[QUOTE=SpriteGuy;5056582]Booked an hour session with Stella. Total damage of 2. 1. Her breast were very nice that's the only best part of the session for me. The TS was nice and massage was ok. Only did the back. As someone mentioned, there wasn't any conversation between us. Took my time on the flip, was a safe experience. Mask on the whole time except a few instances of removal during the ST. If you're a first timer here, I think you can get away with tipping 1. 2 for EV. Stella asked me how much I tipped last time. I decided to be honest instead of lying.[/QUOTE]Stella checked all boxes for me, especially for a first visit. My hope is that sessions improve with familiarity. I guess that was not the case with you, or she is just not your cup of tea. Not a big talker, but communication was easy enough, and amiable.

TS - 9/10. Smooth and silky, in all the right places.

Massage - 7/10. Extra firm, especially around the neck. Will probably lighten up if asked. Back cracked. Upper torso only.

CBJ / CG - 9/10. Standard ST buildup, good execution. Didn't make it past CG, which has been known to happen on occasion with a goddess.

New mamasan is especially cordial. On the way out, I tried to use the sanitizer by the door. It squirted like it was shot out of a pistol onto the floor. Without missing a beat, I said "Whoa, hey. Just like me!" She got a real kick out of that.

Also congratulations on your status.

My suggestion is to not worry about it. She won't even know until after the deed, and she removes the bag. Just make sure you indicate that you're happy and all is well, and she probably won't worry about. Especially as long as she gets her tip.

If there is an issue, just tell her "doctor" and make a scissors snipping motion with your hand at your balls.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;5060072]I can't comment on how to bring this up at the AMP, but I want to congratulate you on beating the Big C! Two friends of mine underwent similar surgery just before the COVID lockdowns earlier this year. Their prostate cancers were also caught in time.[/QUOTE]

LOL!

No shame in a HE, if that's what you wanted. I have know a few guys that prefer a HE.

However, if you wanted more, and tipped for more, then (no shame) you got played.

And if you're truly a rookie, then this is all about learning the ropes, so to speak.

[QUOTE=RookieDriver;5058727]I told her I wanted a HE and THEN gave the jar of pennies.

Is it shameful not to get FS?[/QUOTE]

Again, Sunny is a tad zaftig, with some curves and a tush, but no real complaints there (from a spinner guy). A pleasantly soft TS, and know that Sunny does a "double wash". Sunny's English is fairly limited, but functional. Off to the massage room, and I always opt for the "massage later". Sunny, who is fairly quiet, gets her things and starts with some lovely untranslated French to warm things up. We move through the expected variations to finish. After a brief, and very light massage, Sunny is asking about another attempt. Who am I to complain? She warms me up again, and we transition to CG, and then another K9 finish. I wouldn't have thought I had it in me anymore, for two in an hour. Sunny is no young PYT, but she got the most out of me, which is saying something.

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;5061684]Again, Sunny is a tad zaftig, with some curves and a tush, but no real complaints there (from a spinner guy). A pleasantly soft TS, and know that Sunny does a "double wash". Sunny's English is fairly limited, but functional. Off to the massage room, and I always opt for the "massage later". Sunny, who is fairly quiet, gets her things and starts with some lovely untranslated French to warm things up. We move through the expected variations to finish. After a brief, and very light massage, Sunny is asking about another attempt. Who am I to complain? She warms me up again, and we transition to CG, and then another K9 finish. I wouldn't have thought I had it in me anymore, for two in an hour. Sunny is no young PYT, but she got the most out of me, which is saying something.[/QUOTE]I'll have to work on that seems I leave it all on the first.

Called and made an appointment with Sue yesterday. It was like seeing an old friend. We spoke about not seeing each other for some time and she has been away. Needles to say we still clicked and her routine is good as always. TS was playful and kept junior interested. Massage was great and on the turn she surprised me how tight she was. She puts up CG that led to a flip on her back, her legs are strong that I lifted her while connected and turned to smash while standing in mish. A little cuddling because we were out of breath, but with the time remaining got an excellent massage on my quads and legs grateful for the work. 7/$ tip was appreciated. Still my best go to spot.

[QUOTE=HarryKrevitz;3682353]Stopped by VIP this morning and as luck would have it Kay was my SP. Said she just came back from a long vacation. She is the full package with a petite frame, nice top, a sweet fun attitude, and decent massage skills. What a pleasure, I would highly recommend a visit she is special.[/QUOTE]I just got word from MMS that she is back again. Have already made an appointment. She is the epitome of good service!

[QUOTE=HarryKrevitz;5063329]I just got word from MMS that she is back again. Have already made an appointment. She is the epitome of good service![/QUOTE]OMG. My ATF. Thanks for the heads up. Kay in the form fitting red dress is something every guy needs in their life.

Hi guys. Visiting DC suburbs so not sure I am in the right area for this post. Any intel on TK Therapy in Greenbelt? Worth a guaranteed visit? What are the damages for everything? PMs ok.

[QUOTE=FunShip75;5063512]OMG. My ATF. Thanks for the heads up. Kay in the form fitting red dress is something every guy needs in their life.[/QUOTE]Is she short? Under 5'4"? Just my preference. Thanks.

[QUOTE=HarryKrevitz;5063329]I just got word from MMS that she is back again. Have already made an appointment. She is the epitome of good service![/QUOTE]I second the request for more info about Kay. Could someone please describe her physically, ie, body and looks. Busty? Nice butt? Tall or short? (I'll wager she's one or the other). I take it her attitude is great.

I have seen a number of posts on the PG and Columbia forums that suggests a fair number of us are older. I suspect the older you get you may have more money and less pleasure at home sexually. But some then have prostate issues and for me difficulty getting pleasure when I wear a cover. So in one recent post a contributor went to GB for a HE only. Someone then posted a comment saying why do that. Uncovered FS or OS is risky (and often unavailable) and covered it is less fun, sometimes it is much nicer to enjoy mutual touching and a HE.

Uncovered FS is "often unavailable"? Not an option at all at AMPs in my experience. Curious to hear about your FS uncovered experiences though.

[QUOTE=EdZach;5064436]I have seen a number of posts on the PG and Columbia forums that suggests a fair number of us are older. I suspect the older you get you may have more money and less pleasure at home sexually. But some then have prostate issues and for me difficulty getting pleasure when I wear a cover. So in one recent post a contributor went to GB for a HE only. Someone then posted a comment saying why do that. Uncovered FS or OS is risky (and often unavailable) and covered it is less fun, sometimes it is much nicer to enjoy mutual touching and a HE.[/QUOTE]