Old Pictures, Bad Attitude
Made an appointment. Comms were great until I arrived. Once I arrived then had to wait for her to show up because it was her friend's apartment. Once she arrived realized the pics are either not of her or about 10 years and 40 pounds ago. Went to leave and she demanded a cancelation fee. I refused and left anyways. She tried to stop me by standing in front of my vehicle but I just went around her. Would definitely avoid:
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Time Wasting MILF Alia / Cee
Not having the best luck lately.
Booked a dream with Alia, formerly known as "Cee" been around Orlando for years now.
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She showed up for an outcall, I said "come on up" she said "I can't until you Cashapp me for the whole plan" (already here, mind you). I said your roses are already withdrawn and ready for you, not on the app, so come up here and earn your roses. " She then called and yelled so loud from her car, I could actually look out the window and locate her. Her pictures are real but she was slurring words and getting aggressive and probably planning a scam. Keep away.
Hurricane Jayne. Made her cum but didn't return the favor.
It's been over a month since I treated myself and my regulars were busy or past their service hours so I decided to try something new.
I've seen Hurricane Jayne's ads for a couple years and decided to finally try out what all the reviews were about going in with 100% confidence. Big mistake! Communication was good, no more than 5 minutes between responses, set for 4:30 and she agreed, by 4 pm just as I left to go to her at her Incall off 192 in Kissimmee, she texts me telling me she "forgot" and had a regular of hers at 4:30 already. How can you forget something like this? Double booking almost. No big deal she wanted to hang out at 5 but by the time I left to get there on time the traffic was real bad. She didn't mind if I was late which was cool of her and through out all of this she was polite and kind which I appreciate in a provider. Of course I always am just because.
Got there and gave me the room number and I went in, her and her buddy Mya normally stay together or do doubles, I have seen Mya before so I wasn't expecting a lot but better hopefully (check my previous positive review on Mya) because of all her reviews and reputation. When I arrived what started as a dream became an unfortunate session I now regret. Luckily I only did a half and not full.
In my nightmare after I entered the door we undressed, got comfy and chit chatted like nice strangers. We started with her BBBJ which was okay and steady but as I was rubbing her back which I normally do, I noticed she had some rough, sandpaper like skin only on her back shoulders and upper back that actually turned me off so I stopped touching. The head was decent, she spit (how I like it) and got me just hard enough so take her doggystyle. No ass to grab onto but whatever I'm going to try my best to edge myself and switch to missionary. Mish was okay, I prefer to see her from the front rather than from the back, those titties are nice and within moments she began to moan and tense up.
We switched to headache relief again and she said she doesn't do that after FS! WTF! Okay. But I think my manners and patience helped because she did start a BBBJ again BUT after 10 seconds she would stop and do a HJ and without any intent to continue I tried nearing Jr. To her mouth and she would pull away, so I started jacking myself to prevent myself from going soft and she just watched me, then finally started sucking again. I figured I'd rub her meat curtains (she literally has them) and get her off so she would finish me off, she definitely enjoyed herself and said she was going to squirt (which she never did) and shivered while I assume cumming, then when it was my turn of course she did the same shit and stopped after 10 seconds / HJ / stare at me please myself, etc. By this point I'm pissed and had ten minutes left as she warns me that it's almost time. I wanted to say something but I ain't going to start shit with someone cause who knows how stupid they can get. I assume I might not be her type or something personal like that but if you say in your ad that men love you and offer what you say you do then don't half ass it, I should have only given her half of her HHR.
In closing I felt like I was used and didn't get a good experience but a clock watching, unmotivated, uninterested session, next time I rather wait till my regulars are available. Overall she was polite and that's why I didn't want to be rudely honest with her as I was getting dressed. I was hoping she'd be a cock hungry, chunky **** in my dream but NOPE, Thumbs down!
Milo does not approve!
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-Milo.