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I've had a few outings lately but haven't posted. Kymber texted me out of the blue with a new number so of course I jumped on the chance to jump on her and pump a load deep in her. Man, it's good to have her back in the rotation, let's see how long it last this time. Decided to take the scenic route on my way to pick her up around 9 pm and didn't see much. Dropping her off we decided to grab a bite to eat so back along the scenic route. Had to be slick checking things out with her in the truck but didn't see much on the way execpt a SW in a cream parka type jacket with spikey high heels and mask on. Dropped kymber off and reversed course to catch a better look. I saw a black SUV parked on a side street with the headlights on waiting to swoop. Saw the parka girl crossing the street right in front of me to the black SUV. Along her way she stops and chats me up, could've out swooped the black SUV but my balls were freshly drained. Hey black SUV, be a little more discrete and turn your lights off. Saw another WSW sitting at a bus stop waving at those passing by. Saw nothing the rest of the way home.
Hey zavi, after further discussion Laura / Lauren / Kendra are the same person. I still say she doesn't look like Munn and she's good at sucking dick and takes a load cim like a champ. If you see her, try her.
Stay safe everyone. Saw minimal PPD expect a few SUV driving about.
Did a couple of laps around 7 pretty dead there were a couple of BSW's hanging out by the north end 7-11. Nothing up on sandy.
[QUOTE=Dblitz;5060191]
Hey zavi, after further discussion Laura / Lauren / Kendra are the same person. I still say she doesn't look like Munn and she's good at sucking dick and takes a load cim like a champ. If you see her, try her.
.[/QUOTE]Been lame on my 82nd recons lately & haven't been out last eight days. I'm always slow to start when the weather turns shitty.
I will keep an eye out for her when I return. If she's the doe I'm thinking of (it's been awhile) I'm certain I've spotted her in the Holgate>Woodstock area. And back then she didn't remind me of Munn either.
Safe recons & life.
[QUOTE=********;5056441]Not normally a big deal. Found her off 82nd near halsey. But OMG the stench when she got in the truck. Stunk it up so bad. I had to kick her to the curb. If you are trying to make money with that thing. THEN WASH AND CARE FOR IT its your money maker. That said. Aired out truck. Combo of hooker fumes and hygiene stench was overpowering. Hope no one rides with me for a while.
Keep up the good work guys. All is good and as they legalized drugs. SO Should street walking be legal next.[/QUOTE]
Though drugs & prostitution seem legal here at times. LOL.
Do not conflate legalization with decriminalization.
While measure 109 did "legalize" psilocybin for therapeutic applications. It's still a minor traffic type violation outside of a therapists office.
It's status is fucking miles away from cannabis. You won't be able walk in to buy in stores. Cannot cultivate your own unless licensed. Need to get screened before use & then w / a licensed therapist. You can't even leave the treatment session while under the influence.
As a firm believer in the benefits of psychedelic adventure weirdness, sounds like were not going to be tripping balls anytime soon. Doesn't really matter, I'd much rather prefer to be w / some sweetie, the Dead or Miles on the stereo as we watch the sun dip in the Pacific or wandering around in nature. Also fucking while on psychedelics is amazing.
If I can ever finish my long rumored & unwieldy Hello Kitty Fractured Hooker Tale there is a good tale concerning psychedelics I should add to it.
If they get this set up right it could benefit many for sure.
As far as measure 110.
Again, not legalized. Decriminalized. As you can see from the three main parts I pasted:
Reduces misdemeanor drug possession to a non-criminal violation equal to traffic offense. People with small amounts of drugs including heroin, cocaine, meth, ecstasy, LSD, psilocybin, methadone and oxycodone will get a ticket and face a $100 fine or have the option of being screened for a substance abuse disorder.
Reduces penalties for what are now felony drug possession cases, which mainly will involve larger quantities. Under Measure 110, most of those offenses will be misdemeanors.
Funnels millions in marijuana tax revenue toward what it calls Addiction Recovery Centers, where people can be screened and directed to treatment options. Those tax dollars will also go to a Drug Treatment and Recovery Services Fund overseen by the state that could be used to pay for treatment, housing or other programs designed to address addiction.
As someone who was an early unwilling precipitant in the draconian drug law shit show who only escaped thanks to my skin color & parental privilege (just being transparent). This is long overdue in this country.
What I found really interesting about 110 was it had support in traditionally republican areas. I think no matter our party affiliation or feelings we can all agree on that the "war on drugs" has been a total failure & discriminates unfairly.
A link about how Portugal's decriminalization panned out.
Just remember the feds still consider all of the above schedule 1 drugs so none is relevant outside Oregon.
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2017/dec/05/portugals-radical-drugs-policy-is-working-why-hasnt-the-world-copied-it
Oh yeah, once I got over my shock at you actually scooping as SW. Had to laugh at your post about picking up a walking petri dish science experiment gone bad. Remember Febreze & upholstery cleaner are your friends. It's a different world than those world than those online college girls who need book money or social media finds.
Safe recons & life.
Late report. Work + a strange week being sucked down that election wormhole that consumed my attention. Watching the swamp drain slowly was like political crack. While the copilot disregarded my all too emerging crush on Savannah Guthrie & was freaking at the random fireworks starting at 8:45 she was heartened to hear that come January two canines are living at the White House again. One even a rescue like her. LOL.
Anyway, no matter who you cast your vote for. I can't endorse the Amazon or as I'll just call her...Madeline Meh.
It wasn't a total loss as the photo posted in my earlier post tease (#3621) showed.
Sometimes it's difficult to write an objective review on one like this & it's not that I wasn't attracted to her. I mean she has that early Carmella Bing luscious look & body that I'm occasionally craving hungering for. Once in a while you just want a woman taller than you even when she's barefoot.
Anyway, the good & bad & the wack a doodle.
After her initial contact was quick to respond to my text. She started way high yet quickly came down when I originally passed. We came to agreement for an hour at 125.00 for "whatever I want" w/ tip promised for superior performance.
When the copilot & I got to Sandy, Madeline was waiting near where I first saw here Saturday night. Have to give her props for punctuality. To my disappointment she wasn't as dolled up like Saturday night. The boots, thigh highs peeking from under skirt & sweet tight top were replaced by hoodie, shapeless top w/ jeans & sneakers. She did smell good as she gave me the only unsolicited attention of the night w/ a hug & cheek kiss. Not the chattiest on the drive here yet not a fucking mute like some.
Straight to business when at my place as she declined a drink. No kissing & the like. Seemed uncomfortable w/ her arms at her sides as I kissed neck & sucked/kissed those natural hangers. A short & toothy lame BBBJ barely got me hard & she ignored any of my directions. Finally got her naked on the bed & her level of uneasiness grew as I tried some DATY to warm her up just a little. On the plus side tasty pussy that passed the smell test, yet I'd bet I get more of a reaction from licking a mailbox slot. Pushed or squirmed away if my fingers got too close. Also reneged on taking photos though I snuck a couple. As I licked away in frustration, she announced "you've got ten minutes left". I thought WTF & said "we've only been here twenty minutes at most". She then informed me our hour included "travel time". Time to get a nut off & bail Zavi I thought.
Had her climb on top & as I entered her expression was what I'd imagine if my dick were sprouting jagged fucking splinters. Of course, she'd stop & start bitching about "my back or knee hurts" "this is uncomfortable" or the one we all dread "how much longer you going to be". LOL.
While hebetudinous generally means dull or lethargic of the mind it also applies to this harlot's performance in all areas. Finally, just rolled her over & banged one out as she covered her face w/ her hands & pillow. Briefly harbored thoughts of holding that pillow down hard on her face but concentrated on that pussy, which was what I'd imagine fucking the Vista Tunnel would be like. I concentrated on those swinging tits & my long ago experience w/ the real Carmella. When done, sprung up & just about broke my dick & trampled the copilot as she threw her clothes on in record speed & demanded ride back to upper Sandy.
As we were waiting to turn out of my street, she noticed all of my neighbors political signs & made a comment about them. I should have just ignored it yet said while I'm not the sort to put signs out I thought that one was funny in an understated way. That unleashed a torrent of the all too common Kool Aid drinkers invectives we've all heard way too often the last four years. With the copilot hiding in the extended cab corner from this crazy, I sped along 82nd as fast as I dared while ignoring her. Made it to Fremont & had reached my limit of patience. Pulled over & told her that's enough, get the fuck out now. She refused & demanded more money as she said, "drop me off at my motel asshole". Told her "call a fucking taxi bi*tch" as she whined, she doesn't her phone on her. "Not my problem" I replied. While she was staring insolently. I smiled, rolled down all the windows in the truck, threw my work rain jacket over my surprised pups head as I put my n95 mask on & grabbed my pepper spray & aimed it at her smug face. She declined the pepper spray douche & a few final "fuck offs" & other dumb denunciations before she got out & slammed the door so hard the door speaker stopped working as I lit up tires.
Alright that'll teach you Zavi I dumbly thought, as I drank some wine & begin prepping dinner lamenting that my regulars were busy this weekend. As some nice cabernet warmed my soul, had just forgotten about the whole miserable experience when phone blew up w/ projectile vomit flurry of gangster Tyrone texts. I played along by telling him I gave her 125.00 more than I really did. "What's the problem? "And be sure to search her thoroughly" I helpfully replied. LOL. Explain that you fucking c**t. Another surge of misspelled text blathering on about more nonsense bullshit. I had to laugh as I imagined whoever it was furiously pounding keypad with spittle flying while yelling at her & searching her for extra imaginary cash. Then sent me some Cartel death photo + other misc. Threats. Come on you fool, a five second reverse image search showed it be a ten year plus old Cartel drug violence photo. Texted him back that "Google is your friend" & "that's an old news photo". Another avalanche of threats until I blocked them, yet before I did couldn't resist one more " have a good night & enjoy the taste of my load in your 'ho" along w/ a photo of my Smith & Wesson.
So, my search for other brunettes spotted recently will continue.
For all you guys who messaged me for # info She did say she had online ad, but I'll be damned if I could find it on the usual areas. I'll admit I didn't look too hard.
Consider this my reply to you all for her contact. You've been warned.
One more photo & the lawn sign that set her off.
Safe recons & life.
Stay safe. My 38 is always near. Fuck around, find out.
On 82 near the pawn shop and Sunny mark also by the glisan apatments there was a tall skinny girl which seemend to have a cute face and nice body. Short hair. She was looking for customers. She also had a neck tattoo. Not sure as I was driving by and did not stop. Kind of wish I did. Not a lot of time this morning. Anyone know who she is. Seemed newer but not brand new. Looked clean but that was from the car.
She was wearing a black coat.
Thanks all. Either missed a good one or dodged a bullet, LOL.
[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5063084]Stay safe. My 38 is always near. Fuck around, find out.[/QUOTE]
Except for having to disassemble truck RHS door & resolder speaker connection it was more harmless than horrid.
While I've had some great political discussions w/ my regulars I should have just bit my lip & shut up. Hell, Heather texted me a photo of her ballot to tell me she didn't vote for agent orange after all our talks during lockdown. But yeah...politics & pussy don't mix well. Already enough crazy in both.
As far as keeping the. 41 near. As attractive as that seems the reality of it isn't for me. The whole problem of carry while committing another unrelated crime such as patronizing worries me. From what my lawyer buddy tells me that could be an issue depending on the circumstances.
The pepper spray threat worked just as well as seven inches of. 41 caliber would have. The prospect of a snootful shut down her maga/man hating crazy off enough to get out.
Wrote Madeline Meh off to the zeitgeist of last few years. The text tirade from her Tyrone/Lyrone was pretty entertaining though.
Absurdly even more entertaining was even after my negative report had several PM's wanting to know how to find her. Guess even for shit starfish sex doll like service is popular w/ the incels.
Stay safe too. I feel we're heading into a shitstorm & more lockdown this winter.
Oh yeah. Between a few errands this Monday afternoon did an erratic recon JCB>82nd>Sandy +- 4:00 5:30.
Nothing really spotted until Eastgate carts where Susie from my reports #2320,2304 & 2369 was out early bundled up in jeans & hoodie. Like my UTR squirter & some other walkers she's putting on some "Covid" pounds.
Sarah #1.5 was near Stark. Looking as fusty as ever coughing up a storm. It was so bad she stopped & bent over hacking. As I waited at light, I think she possibly gakked a hairball up.
That's all I spotted. I entertained another run, but traffic sucked so bad didn't feel up to it.
Safe recons & life.
I was on 82 last night and saw RoseCityNikki at 82 and Powell. Picked up at the Black Bear lot, caught a glimpse of her teeth and said, thanks but no thanks.
The rest of the stroll was dead with the exception of the puffy jacket eskimo that I keep seeing near 82 and Fremont.
After getting next week's gig estimate approved early this morning, went into hunter/gathering materials mode. Copilot & I fitted some JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # runs in between stops 3:30>5:00.
Minutes into saw WSW Jess from my reports ##2615 & 2903 near Flavel looking rather good in sandals, black tight & hoodie. I swear she has one of the best pussy prints on 82nd.
Saw a jeans & boots wearing younger brunette LSW (w/ reddish highlights) walking in near Woodstock for green sedan. Laura/Lauren/Kendra I thought as I looped around for a closer look. Green sedan must have hightailed it out of there quick as they'd both vanished. Dblitz or Stinky probably out scooped my old slow ass.
Sarah # 1.5 was across from the Black Bear wearing the exact same clothes as Monday. Wonderful (sic). Tightly smiling at all yet sparing all that summer teeth disturbing view. No coughing fits viewed today so it seems that earlier hairball cleared up. She walked in for some beater truck at Carl's street. Maybe it's the cold but my dick retreats like a turtles head into their fucking shell when I see her. Makes sense as she smells like my little brothers turtle terrarium that he hardly ever cleaned.
Recent pickup & bitchy disappointment WSW amazon Madeline was near 105th dressed nicely again in boots & short skirt w/ black thigh highs peeking out. It's shame she's such a dashboard Jesus rather than an actual miracle worker. I'd spend some money on her to have a brunette in rotation, well only if she kept her maga opinions to herself LOL. Speaking of Jesus, later saw her & skinny spiky haired Lylerone were having some sort of come to Jesus talk at 115th hoe motel. Neither looked happy but it surely made yours truly smile like a Cheshire cat.
Fremont area was deserted except for one BBW BSW so bundled up I was unsure if cottage cheese was in the house.
Not even Bagger was out.
WSW BBW & walrus sized Assbackwards was near Sunny. I averted (maybe even closed them LOL) until I was past her. I never ever want that to cross my eyes again especially in daylight.
At IHP light was redheaded WSW in boots orange colored tights & short jacket. Never seen her before & as I waited at light she stepped off the curb to tell me over Neil Young that the copilot was "gorgeous" then a quick pivot into "want some company". Not a bad body shape really but the face had seen some long & hard miles. I'll assume the body had too. No guesstimate on age could have been 29>49 in copilot years. Smiled & begged off.
Even though I felt like it might get better & I still have the barefoot & tall long & lean in my brain the traffic was getting fucked so just headed home.
Safe recons & life.
Not me. I haven't been out the pass week or so due to this damn cold. Pre pandemic I'd run around sniffling and cough my way through the day but these days it's best to be mindful and stay in and not get corona shunned. I figure the rain would put a damper on the action too. See what I did there, rain, damper, ha ha, I need to lay off the half bottle swigs of dayquil / nyquil.
Zavi, go get you some of that Laura / Lauren action but stinky and I would agree to keep your dick in her mouth. She's got the dead fish action going on and a bit of the dead fish smell. She sucks a good dick tho.
[QUOTE=Dblitz;5069315]Not me. I haven't been out the pass week or so due to this damn cold. Pre pandemic I'd run around sniffling and cough my way through the day but these days it's best to be mindful and stay in and not get corona shunned. I figure the rain would put a damper on the action too. See what I did there, rain, damper, ha ha, I need to lay off the half bottle swigs of dayquil / nyquil.
Zavi, go get you some of that Laura / Lauren action but stinky and I would agree to keep your dick in her mouth. She's got the dead fish action going on and a bit of the dead fish smell. She sucks a good dick tho.[/QUOTE]Hah Hah. Not you & did see what you did there.
You're not missing much on 82nd. I was out once or twice this week at night & it was so empty that writing a report seemed a waste of keystrokes.
Even though we were warned & could see this virus storm coming, I think the way this virus recently exploding exponentially your actions are fucking admirable. We do have to be mindful as best we can & the less germs floating around the better. Even pre pandemic I would get apoplectic over the people who obviously suffering a cold or flu while out. Now, cough or sneeze (even masked) in public & most folks look like they want to string you up.
While I've kept my contacts fairly low. I feel I've let my guard down somewhat recently. So, Laura/Lauren will have to wait & any new pickups are definitely off the table for a while.
I just spent an hour on phone w/ Merry assuring her I'd be here for her with restaurants going take out only next week, so all is not bleak.
My bubble is going to tighten up even further & recons will be for observation purposes only.
Hope you feel better & stay safe.
Who are the best and hottest street walkers in town? I prefer petite women.
With Heather still spending more time down South & Merry taking every shift she can, I wasn't planning anything tonight except finishing latest book on the nightstand. Maybe some Netflix if I got through last 40+ pages.
I'm still trying to be strong on my bubble & if I do cruise 82nd, just observation purposes only. Had just got back from hour+ dark rainy ass walk w/ copilot. Dried both of us off & started a fire. Was curled up w/ still damp copilot when phone rang. Groaning at having extract myself from couch & book & after an hour yesterday & even more today reassuring Merry she'd be fine w/ latest restaurant restrictions, I was tired of the phone.
It was my abstaining & retired SW MILF squirter (report # 3125) calling to check in. Underneath all her anxiety she is sweet. Said she had some groceries waiting for me. I wasn't planning on shopping this week but thought w/ the "pause" & holiday fast approaching stocking up might not be a bad idea. Told her to text me in ninety minutes after adding a few additional items.
Still drizzling when the copilot & I hit JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # around 7:15.
Right out of the gate south of Flavel Jess from reports # 2615 & 2903 was looking stylish in boots & jeans topped by a hoodie & umbrella.
One or two of the usual unnamed Flavel fuglies were near the 7-11.
Sara # 0.0 was "hitchhiking" North of Powell in that bright yellow foul weather rain jacket she wears. I appreciate that jacket as it's my warning to speed the fuck up.
Empty except for a couple of BSW between Sunny Sandy upper #.
Went & got my grocery order & hung w/ squirter for a while. As always the copilot was ecstatic to see her as we caught up. Me, I miss those soft boobs & tight backdoor like I miss being eight years old again.
Rain had stopped nicely by then & since it was only 8:45 unpacking groceries & my book could wait. Started mid loop at Burnside heading North>Sandy upper #.
Denise was all incognito bundled up near Glisan. Recognized her distinctive walk.
A couple of non-cottage cheese younger BSW were at Bagger's area. One was pretty cute w/ her hair in pigtails along w/ short skirt & boots. While doing a halfhearted stationary for barefoot brunette WSW, I watched several of you fuckers all vying for her attention until she finally chose. The other less desirable one got scooped by default soon after.
Sandy upper # was empty each direction.
Near Fremont the BBW BSW who favors the Tammy Faye Baker method of makeup application was waddling about. Those false eyelashes have to stick over a couple inches LOL.
At Eastgate carts the earlobe gauge wearing half shaved head thicker WSW brunette was eying traffic.
I just knew it would get better as the night went on. I thought of another run yet reminded myself of my observation only mode & unlike Trump resigned myself to calling it when I know I'm behind.
Of fucking course just North of Flavel I spotted the tall, long & lean brunette I've been looking for heading North. Fuck me, she's not figment of my imagination. Looking good in tight jeans & low white heels & wearing a mask. Well, I can work on that bubble later right? SMDHS. Went around those long ass blocks to intercept/wait but all I got was crickets. Back on 82nd>South to see her walking in for some waiting white truck. Held back & watched until she hopped in & they headed up street. If you're on here white truck, report on her for my sanity.
Safe recons & life.