Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak; 1112654]I agree my friend it's now ripe for a time out. Let's put this behind us and take Ape Man's advice and get back to the business of this forum. Escort Reports. That being said.

So AutumnSkyy is a sweatheart huh? From her posts she is a redhead. I bet she has freckles and once again you did not tell me anything about them. You need to make a new years resolution to NOT forget me when it comes to freckles. I released you, but when you mention a redhead on this board and don't tell me about it, then my sugarcoating is washed away. So when do we get a review from you on this sweetheart?

FF.

PS. Let me know if and where her freckles are. [/QUOTE]The wise man once said. All women are at ecept for mom and dad will argue that with me.

I'm not a bitchy provider. Get your facts straight. You know nothing about me. It clearly said "for escort provider ads" not anything else. I'm not wrong for correcting him. BTW Nells never inboxed me so Chelli was more than wrong on that part. Nells could have never PMed him & told him that bold faced l*

[QUOTE=Ilapp; 1112627]I am a poor negotiator, I am merely, as FF said a mediocre sugar-coater, and even that gets it rammed in your ass it seems, so you would be better off not calling me for that. You also shouldn't call me for a reference to see Misty, because after my last post it has been made clear that neither one of us will be doing anything there. I think that maybe FF should never listen to me, leave the governor off and just go full bore, because it is obvious my method isn't very effective and gets you just as much shit as just throwing it down.

What started as a pissing match between a couple of members and a bitching provider, AutumnF if I remember right, not to be confused with AutumnSkyy here, who is a real sweetheart by the way, has turned out some good thoughts. B Beals post is as good as one can be, hit it out of the park, GC was his usual good self, FF had some very good points, Ape was his usual funny self, Nells threw in some worth, and Chell provided some posts that really provokes some good thought and reflection. Hell, even my old friend, ROR, who like Misty won't talk to me anymore, was moved to join the fray. Another casualty he was of this exact kind of conflict.

I has typed a long post about society and how it views many of us, of the value of friends I have met in the hobby, provider and client alike, how many of the people I have met are far superior as humans than many civies could dream to be, people of better character in spite of their sexual activities than many who portray to be "good" people, people from all walks of life and social status and how it is a shame that they be denigrated because of how they conduct their sexual activities; but then my login timed out, and my heart just wasn't in it after I got back in, Nells post had came up and made me think some more, and with what was alluded to here I began to think maybe he was more on point than I, maybe it is all a charade, just a dance we do, I didn't think I would ever believe it, but now I am not so sure. I am done, I am tired of listening to me, I think I need to give myself a timeout. [/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen her before? She is on e. Com but doesn't seem to have any info / ads elsewhere. Seems to travel from Indy to Carmel to Lafayette a lot so I'm interested in any experiences. We have had some good convo through email but I want to see if I can get an idea first.

Ty in advance if anyone knows anything.

ILapp,

I was one of those reviewing the two sided personality of AF, while supporting the valuable misty. In my opinion, this board is about sharing personal experiences with the ladies, good or bad. I try not to contribute unless I have something to ad relating to the intent of the board. What I don't like reading is philosophical opinions as to whether there is a difference between a street walker and an escort. Each is clearly entitled to their opinion, and have spent three pages of posts expressing them.

So I am guilty as charged for not looking at the context of the discussion when jumping in and providing my personal experiences. Half the time I type on this board I've let a few cold ones kick in. So. Long story short "team" I apologize for my contribution to this brain cell damaging conversation.

As I stated in an earlier post, maybe we can help chilli (sp) find an affordable, good experience in the escort world since it's obviously too cold for the SW's to be out and about.

Regards

[QUOTE=Ilapp; 1112627]I am a poor negotiator, I am merely, as FF said a mediocre sugar-coater, and even that gets it rammed in your ass it seems, so you would be better off not calling me for that. You also shouldn't call me for a reference to see Misty, because after my last post it has been made clear that neither one of us will be doing anything there. I think that maybe FF should never listen to me, leave the governor off and just go full bore, because it is obvious my method isn't very effective and gets you just as much shit as just throwing it down.

What started as a pissing match between a couple of members and a bitching provider, AutumnF if I remember right, not to be confused with AutumnSkyy here, who is a real sweetheart by the way, has turned out some good thoughts. B Beals post is as good as one can be, hit it out of the park, GC was his usual good self, FF had some very good points, Ape was his usual funny self, Nells threw in some worth, and Chell provided some posts that really provokes some good thought and reflection. Hell, even my old friend, ROR, who like Misty won't talk to me anymore, was moved to join the fray. Another casualty he was of this exact kind of conflict.

I has typed a long post about society and how it views many of us, of the value of friends I have met in the hobby, provider and client alike, how many of the people I have met are far superior as humans than many civies could dream to be, people of better character in spite of their sexual activities than many who portray to be "good" people, people from all walks of life and social status and how it is a shame that they be denigrated because of how they conduct their sexual activities; but then my login timed out, and my heart just wasn't in it after I got back in, Nells post had came up and made me think some more, and with what was alluded to here I began to think maybe he was more on point than I, maybe it is all a charade, just a dance we do, I didn't think I would ever believe it, but now I am not so sure. I am done, I am tired of listening to me, I think I need to give myself a timeout. [/QUOTE]

Long tome member first post! Too much drama and not enough compassion! We ars all looking to fill a void and have fun doing it! I have been married to one of the best providers ever! I don't advise ever doing it but I don't regret what we had! There are many lovely ladies I have been with but few that really hit the mark!

Just my 2 cents

[QUOTE=Ilapp; 1112627]You also shouldn't call me for a reference to see Misty, because after my last post it has been made clear that neither one of us will be doing anything there. Chell provided some posts that really provokes some good thought and reflection. Hell, even my old friend, ROR, who like Misty won't talk to me anymore, was moved to join the fray.

Nells post had came up and made me think some more, and with what was alluded to here I began to think maybe he was more on point than I, maybe it is all a charade, just a dance we do, I didn't think I would ever believe it, but now I am not so sure. I am done, I am tired of listening to me, I think I need to give myself a timeout. [/QUOTE]I already knew misty would never see me but no loss there. If she ended your "friendship" because you agreed that I have a right to post my opinions then she has no comprehension of being a friend. Friends disagree all the time. Real friends understand this and don't go off pouting beacuse of a difference of opinion. She's acting like a 6 year old. Let her take her pussy and go play by herself. She also proves the thought that 99% of provider / monger relationships are pretty much a charade. Yes they can be a lot of fun. Yes they can be friendly. But are they honest friendships? No. I don't need misty and neither do you. Since you have the ability to see escorts you will have no problem replaciing her if you choose to do so. She on the other hand might have some difficulty with her "power of the pussy" attitude. She'll undoubtedly find plenty of takers while she's young but youth doesn't last forever. And how many will get tired of her along the way. Plenty, believe me.

[QUOTE=Autumn F;1112751]BTW Nells never inboxed me so Chelli was more than wrong on that part. Nells could have never PMed him & told him that bold faced l*[/QUOTE]Check YOUR facts. No one ever said Nells PM'ed you. I tried to PM you and your mailbox was full and when I posted to tell you that you've been full of hate and insults ever since. And why couldn't Nells PM me? I manage my mailbox the right way.

OMG Ilapp, I am as tired of this, as you are. I was going to say let's vote on whether Nells and Chelli have the right to express their opinion; or whether Autumn F is a bitchy provider; or whether Misty only sees guys for money and is not a friend to anyone; or that you are a mediator and I am a freak (ok we all know I am a freak) ; but it would only continue this battle. It's time to take this fight to the PM realm of this board. If you want to fight, PM each other. Let's move on.

Now for a new discussion: Here is my list of the top five ATF "very freckled" providers.

1. Trish of Lansing fame. No longer providing service, but was a redheaded freckled Lacy. I thought I was a freak until I met her. Hey Fudge what do you think, top five for you too?

2. Stephanie of Oregon and St. Louis. No longer providing. Hot and sensual. My first true trip to freckleville.

3. Chrissy of St. Pete and now Baltimore. Short stint as a porn star, loved COF, believe it or not she was Religious and thought her profession was a divine calling. She is on e. Com.

4. Megan of Dayton. No longer providing, hot and wild, but loved her dope more than herself. Loved snowballing and COF.

5. Mary. Very freckled local sensual massage provider. Once worked at a 86th and Michigan road massage establishment. UTR but has come out recently under handles on this board. The best freckles, breasts and nipples in town. Biggest issue was that her love of snow and attitude affected her reliability and customer relations. From what I hear now, she Paypals for services not provided.

Ones I wish I can try in the future:

1. Ella. One of the elves. This is the hottest freckled woman provider today. Now in KC. You can find her on eccie. With or without freckles, this woman is hot! I asked you mongers to e-mail her, to get her to travel here. No luck.

2. Allison Wyte. Porn star in LA. The most freckled woman I have ever seen someone have sex with. Unfortunately it was not me having the sex. She was on backpage for a while and had her own website. A lucky monger on this board did see her in LA, you SOB.

3. Lauriejean2010 of Wichita KS. On e. Com. I really like her freckles. I really would like to connect the dots.

4. Angela at Rio. This woman is covered head to toe in freckles. She even has them on the palms of her hands. I have reported on her before, right HOW! She likes to hang out, not take out. Not sure what that means but will keep trying.

There was a dancer I knew who became a model on "Americas Next Top Model". Name was Crystal. Hot, long red hair, a Cheetah's girl, best VIP room ever. I posted her picture here awhile ago.

This is only a list of my "very freckled" providers. There is one that has a few freckles on her back and shoulders, but I don't consider her a very freckled woman. She is by far one of the best providers I have ever met and she used to be in town. Sensory, god you are good and a wonderful lady as well. If you ever want to tie me up and make me watch you have sex, it's ok with me. Just don't make me wear earplugs, cause I love the sounds you make.

OK, so I hope this helps change the subject. Anyone else have some choices?

FF.

PS. Can't forget Holly's Hobby who is out of business and did tie me up and let me watch. Nice freckles and really knew how to take care of me after she was done. Three hours later!

[QUOTE=B Beall; 1111784]I don't see a courtesan for "pussy". I don't see one to get something I can't get at home (other than variety). I see one to recharge my erotic batteries. I see one so that my fantasy life remains healthy and under my control. It doesn't require someone who simply gives a good blowjob; the most incredible blowjob I ever got in my life came at the end of a very lackluster session, and I've never seen the woman again. I require empathy, sensuality, good humor, and the ability to lose herself in the moment with me, first-class sexual skills, and my right to walk away when it's over, until the next time I call. She has to hold up her end of a conversation, be able to plan a party, and take responsibility for it being a success. She has to be "on" when it's convenient for me, not her. She has to handle her business like a professional, while performing a service which is the most personal thing on earth. She has to be a discreet as any attorney, as understanding as any psychiatrist, as clean and fresh as a personal assistant, and in good enough shape to go the distance, among other things.

To compare her to a streetwalker would be an insult of the first order, if it did not say more about the speaker than he intends, or maybe knows. There are people who prefer IHOP to fine dining, or whatever tripe comes out of their radios to Bach; that is their right. But when they insist no one else can tell the difference we call them impoverished, and that has nothing to do with money.[/QUOTE]Well said- you sir have class.

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;1112971]Check YOUR facts. No one ever said Nells PM'ed you. I tried to PM you and your mailbox was full and when I posted to tell you that you've been full of hate and insults ever since. And why couldn't Nells PM me? I manage my mailbox the right way.[/QUOTE]Chilli asked me if I had a picture of Autumn F. I thought I did I think it was a classy one. Like standing in a bathroom mirror holding a call phone. And not showing her face. But I can't find it. Her food stamps must have ran out. She's back. I thought I seen her working west 10th the other day but I'm not sure. Because that bathroom cell phone pic don't show her face.

This forum has turned out to be a soap opera, maybe Genital Hospital.

Please stop.

My 2 cents.

A good woman aint cheap, and a cheap woman ain't good.

That's as philosophical as I get.

[QUOTE=Daville; 1112888]ILapp,

I was one of those reviewing the two sided personality of AF, while supporting the valuable misty. In my opinion, this board is about sharing personal experiences with the ladies, good or bad. I try not to contribute unless I have something to ad relating to the intent of the board. What I don't like reading is philosophical opinions as to whether there is a difference between a street walker and an escort. Each is clearly entitled to their opinion, and have spent three pages of posts expressing them.

So I am guilty as charged for not looking at the context of the discussion when jumping in and providing my personal experiences. Half the time I type on this board I've let a few cold ones kick in. So. Long story short "team" I apologize for my contribution to this brain cell damaging conversation.

As I stated in an earlier post, maybe we can help chilli (sp) find an affordable, good experience in the escort world since it's obviously too cold for the SW's to be out and about.

Regards[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ape Man; 1113268]My 2 cents.

A good woman aint cheap, and a cheap woman ain't good.

That's as philosophical as I get. [/QUOTE]I would say affordable. Cheap sounds bad and is bad LOL. I would say I am affordable and not cheap.

Just my opinion.

Contacted Misty on a recommendation from a Hobby friend of mine. Thank you. You know who you are. :) Turned out the recommendation would be surprisingly much better than what I would have ever excepted. I expected a reasonably good looking girl who'd give a reasonably good service. But what I got was an experience way far beyond that.

Not long after e-mailing Misty's contact info I received a reply. She let me know she'd be working a few days this week but that it was her womanly time and that she was going to be doing Orally oriented specials instead. Well after further inquiry it sounded like a great deal and service.

Well one thing lead to another and we started to e-mail each other like it was a chat. After 4 1/2 hours later, and my whole screen filled with over a 100 e-mails from her I finally cried uncle. She's surprisingly funny and smart with a Big heart to boot.

The next day as the fates would have it I could not see her early as I wanted to be her first client. Usually I believe in the cosmic conspiracy but this time fate was on my side. So I told her it had to be later instead of early and I'd hope we'd have time to snuggle. She had told me liked cuddling and to bring my PJ's. I told her I doubt there'd be much PJ wearing but I'd bring my snuggling arms. I suggested meeting me at my house instead of a hotel to save her on the cost. Again she was surprisingly accommodating and said she would meet me at my place which was a good bit out of her way. I wasn't 100% sure she'd show but after a few little traffic snafus she made it to my place. She was more petite than I had interpreted from the pictures and was truly even better looking in person than with her pictures, which BTW were pretty damn sexy.

After welcoming her to my home I showed her the upstairs and to my candle lite room. She hadn't eaten yet but graciously hung out with me first. We talked for a good while which might normally have annoyed me if I felt this was some sort of avoidance but Misty really likes to talk and is bubbly and fun. She is one of the few girls I could talk to and not get antsy about the sex after a while.

After a good bit of time I suggested we fool around before possibly going to get something to eat, which she was totally cool about. We started by making out which went on for quite some time. With me she was a true GFE and once again I was not too antsy with the sex. Eventually things lead into a BBBJ which Misty unlike some girls took her time. She could do this little trill thing with her tongue that would make your penis vibrate along with nice licking. We alternated between this kissing and some digit action for a while. At some point she focused solely on the BBBJ with nice hand action and a warm mouth and took ever bit like a champ. And the nice thing was she keep on going a bit. It's rare to find a provider that will keep going afterward, a nice touch which she could do without getting you jumpy with the increased sensitivity.

Well after talking cuddling and rubbing some more I finally suggested we get something more substantial to eat. She readily agreed admittedly having mentioned being starved before. I took her out to eat and we both ate like lions on a fresh kill, which was ironic as are meal was completely vegetarian. We ate and ate till we were absolutely stuffed. Again her conversation skills were great but for some reason was still a bit nervous.

After getting back home it did not take too long to get undressed. I rubbed her body as we were still overstuffed from the meal. One thing Misty had mentioned before she came was her toys. I did not know if she was kidding or not but she indeed had some interesting vibrators and one that looked like a large sized bullet, the kind that looked like you could take down a water buffalo with, or maybe even a tank. She was sensitive and said it might take a while but after some mutual masturbation I entered her with our legs crossing one another like it was something out of the kamasutra. It took a bit of effort but the show was fantastic till she eventually went over the top. Loved watching the expressions on her face. Then while still in her I put her legs in the air for a few seconds then transitioned deeper into mish and continued into pure glory.

What can I say but that it was totally awesome. Afterward I laid on top of her while she motheringly stoked me for a bit. We chatted till late in the morning. Finally had to turn the heat way down as Misty can generate some combined heat. We cuddled on and off and at one point she even woke up to kiss me on the back and then went back to sleep. Wow, great! A moment I'll never forget.

Unfortunately she had to wake up super early and leave but did so with humor and grace. Throughout the whole time together money was never discussed but I gave double what I had initially planned as my gift. You don't give someone who gave of themselves so graciously the bare minimum. Actually what she gave to me was priceless and not only do I heartily recommend her to anyone but most definitely will be seeing her again. In fact at the moment I feel as if she was the single best provider experience I have ever had and I've had some really awesome ones, but this one seemed to be somewhat more transcendent.

I've made a return to the hobby after an extended hiatus. As a result, it's been difficult to establish myself as a reliable, safe client. I've even chosen to see a couple of ladies, based almost completely on the desire to establish myself with a well-reviewed, well-known provider. One of these refuses to respond (good or bad) to requests from other providers in regards to me. (I know what some of you are thinking: there's something wrong with him. Au contraire mon frere. I continue to receive emails and texts from this lady, soliciting me to get together again.)

What gives? Can anyone recommend someone who ALWAYS responds to other provider's requests? I would look at it as an investment. I do have some other providers, but a couple of them are either off the radar now or pretty flaky and unreliable.