Any personal recommendations?
Cheers, lads. I'm going to be having a weekend stay out in Flushing and was wondering if there were any local massage joints to look into while there.
Winner of WORST SPA GIRL OF 2021 goes to.
Yo-Yo at Thai Spa just off of Northern Blvd and 150th Place!
WHHHHHYYYYY?
Let's count the ways.
1) Spent almost ten minutes disappearing and doing whateverthefuck after telling me to get undressed and taking the house fee.
2) After coming back in and having me lay down leaves AGAIN for another 5 solid minutes to get "something".
3) Spends most of the session either covering up her tits, face, pussy, etc. I'm surprised she didn't put a wine cork up her ass just in case!
4) Does the old "YOU SO BIG" bullshit when I'm not even fucking erect yet!
5) Put both hands over her eyes while I'm ATTEMPTING to plow her. Thanks for the ego boost!
6) Put almost a whole bottle of lube on me after putting more than enough already to get started!
7) Literally told me in the middle of banging her that she doesn't like this kind of job. REALLY? I couldn't fucking tell! LOL!
8) The corpse of my great grandmother could give me a better blow job!
9) Face isn't pretty. Should've kept her mask on.
And finally. Last but not least.
10) When she came back into the room with a hot towel for me she just threw it onto my dick and blasted a fucking loud fart as she left the room! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
So there you have it, gentlemen. You all owe me for sharing this review and for sparing you THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SESSION YOU MAY EVER HAVE.
Damage: House fee- $50 Tip- $150 and a good solid week of shame, guilt, anger and frustration!
You can't make this stuff up
[QUOTE=KkinSanitary;5288335]Yo-Yo at Thai Spa just off of Northern Blvd and 150th Place!
WHHHHHYYYYY?
Let's count the ways.
1) Spent almost ten minutes disappearing and doing whateverthefuck after telling me to get undressed and taking the house fee.
2) After coming back in and having me lay down leaves AGAIN for another 5 solid minutes to get "something".
3) Spends most of the session either covering up her tits, face, pussy, etc. I'm surprised she didn't put a wine cork up her ass just in case!
4) Does the old "YOU SO BIG" bullshit when I'm not even fucking erect yet!
5) Put both hands over her eyes while I'm ATTEMPTING to plow her. Thanks for the ego boost!
6) Put almost a whole bottle of lube on me after putting more than enough already to get started!
7) Literally told me in the middle of banging her that she doesn't like this kind of job. REALLY? I couldn't fucking tell! LOL!
8) The corpse of my great grandmother could give me a better blow job!
9) Face isn't pretty. Should've kept her mask on.
And finally. Last but not least.
10) When she came back into the room with a hot towel for me she just threw it onto my dick and blasted a fucking loud fart as she left the room! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
So there you have it, gentlemen. You all owe me for sharing this review and for sparing you THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SESSION YOU MAY EVER HAVE.
Damage: House fee- $50 Tip- $150 and a good solid week of shame, guilt, anger and frustration![/QUOTE]This was a super messed up episode of PUNK'D. Which you unfortunately payed for.