[QUOTE=F Scott;1781781]On another matter, I have been idly amusing myself by collecting the most absurd names from scam emails I have been getting, and I just want to share them for the amusement of the clubhouse.[/QUOTE]These are hilarious!
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[QUOTE=F Scott;1781781]On another matter, I have been idly amusing myself by collecting the most absurd names from scam emails I have been getting, and I just want to share them for the amusement of the clubhouse.[/QUOTE]These are hilarious!
[QUOTE=Dsprdo;1782027]I confess I'm in a little deeper than that because I'm a sucker for a hard luck story. I helped her out a little extra for the first meeting[/QUOTE]Yeah I do that stuff too. Congratulations on landing the tatooed baby.
I had been trying AM in San Diego area about a year ago, and the AM gals in San Diego is usually very low (less than 20 logged in the last 7 days between 18 and 40). I got less than 5% respond rate, and AM is indeed pricey on their mailing system. I haven't got any gal from AM (not even M&G). May resume AM since I don't have much luck on SD4M in San Diego area.
[QUOTE=Literal2; 1782200]AM has an email blast to an area feature that I'd like to see on sd4m. When I tried AM, I used it a couple times without success but it has potential. I still have some credits there. If the girl doesn't need sugar you can do a lot of emailing on AM and still save money.
You have probably noticed by now that on sd4m a lot of the emails you get at first are phony. I'm not sure what the true male-female ratio is. Their marketing claims many more women than men but the sbs I know well tell me their screens fill up with emails faster than they can read them.[/QUOTE]
Chatting up a 19 yr old off SA / DC area long enough to diagnose her as a seriously GPS teenybopper. She wanted $500 / visit and $1000 / night in her own place. I bid her adieu and good luck. 2 Hrs later got a text from the same number saying "if you ever text my daughter again I will call the cops " Her profile is still up and logged on so I think she sent it herself. Maybe she is a prankster, who knows? But, an angry parent could create all kinds of mischief for a hobbyist. I've now raised my minimum age to 21 arbitrarily. Teens are awfully immature even though they have taut grownup bodies.
On a sad note my recent ATF HCB left me. It was a glorious 4 month swing but she had all kinds of emotional problems (what a shock).
On a brighter note I have a M&G with a 21 yr old who is a 8/8/8, so I will see if she will develop into a good performer.
One Hottie on SA responded that she just broke up with her long term BF and is not up for sex yet, but would I be interested in helping her with her bills? LOL Well, NO.
To add to the list of absurd baby names: Mccumiskey Pouncy! She sounds like a lot of fun, actually. Do any of you remember the SCTV skit with Pirini Scleroso as Eliza Doolittle? This baby's name sounds like something Pirini might have said! Good Lord, what are they thinking?
[QUOTE=F Scott;1782730]To add to the list of absurd baby names: Mccumiskey Pouncy! She sounds like a lot of fun, actually. Do any of you remember the SCTV skit with Pirini Scleroso as Eliza Doolittle? This baby's name sounds like something Pirini might have said! Good Lord, what are they thinking?[/QUOTE]Well maybe a little bit different. I created a fake SB acct on SD4me just to learn from the men's profiles and their approaches. It has been interesting. I have noticed almost daily one or two emails come form Manhatten NY and always a non total access member. So if you want to see what they sent for an email you need to pay. What is kind of funny isn't so much the names but I have noticed. They all have a picture of a pretty attractive man and usually thin but body type says "ample" 100% of the time. Even if the pic is of a skinny shirtless ripped guy. The height is always different too. Not sure if it is being done by sd4me to try to get more paying customers? Like AFF and others do.
Time with head in dictionary is time with head not between baby's thighs.
Back to work, Scott! No more fooling around.
Post some pix of your many conquests why don't you?
[QUOTE=FredMoore; 1782646]Chatting up a 19 yr old off SA / DC area long enough to diagnose her as a seriously GPS teenybopper. She wanted $500 / visit and $1000 / night in her own place. I bid her adieu and good luck. 2 Hrs later got a text from the same number saying "if you ever text my daughter again I will call the cops " Her profile is still up and logged on so I think she sent it herself. Maybe she is a prankster, who knows? But, an angry parent could create all kinds of mischief for a hobbyist. I've now raised my minimum age to 21 arbitrarily. Teens are awfully immature even though they have taut grownup bodies.
On a sad note my recent ATF HCB left me. It was a glorious 4 month swing but she had all kinds of emotional problems (what a shock).
On a brighter note I have a M&G with a 21 yr old who is a 8/8/8, so I will see if she will develop into a good performer.
One Hottie on SA responded that she just broke up with her long term BF and is not up for sex yet, but would I be interested in helping her with her bills? LOL Well, NO.[/QUOTE]I haven't had a 19 year old in 10 years and part of the reason is their brain's not fully formed yet so they do crazy shit like this. Other mongers seem to do better with them.
Good luck with the m&g. Keep us posted.
[QUOTE=Dog Rice;1782462]I had been trying AM in San Diego area about a year ago, and the AM gals in San Diego is usually very low (less than 20 logged in the last 7 days between 18 and 40). I got less than 5% respond rate, and AM is indeed pricey on their mailing system. I haven't got any gal from AM (not even M&G). May resume AM since I don't have much luck on SD4M in San Diego area.[/QUOTE]I concur. Been on AM for years (though inactive for long periods of time). While I've had a few awesome experiences, all-in I think the arrival of SA puts a bullet in my AM membership as those pricey credits quickly expire.
When you add in the cost of AM, then a nice dinner, and a decent hotel etc, the CPO gets up there pretty quick. The psychology of it is also be very different. An SB is there to please you, an AM woman knows she has 30 guys in the queue, so you have to work a lot harder. Actually had one session with an AM MILF who bitched at me because she didn't cum. The nerve of some women.
Don't get me wrong, go there if you can find the "I just want to meet and fuck your brains out" women. Had one of those, she was awesome. But the last couple have wanted some sort of weird quasi-courting thing. And while I adore milfs, there is something about a 20-something that I don't have to work hard for. Just sayin.
[QUOTE=F Scott;1782730]To add to the list of absurd baby names: Mccumiskey Pouncy! She sounds like a lot of fun, actually. Do any of you remember the SCTV skit with Pirini Scleroso as Eliza Doolittle? This baby's name sounds like something Pirini might have said! Good Lord, what are they thinking?[/QUOTE]I got to say. And I'm not married. But my favorite "absurdity" on SA is "I won't see married men". I just read this on a profile." I don't mind you having options but I am not one of them if you have vowed to be faithful to your wife."
Really.
OMG. K.
You will have sex with me for money (which is a wonderful thing, don't get me wrong, I don't judge) , but not if I am married.
Awesome juxtaposition of American Puritanism and American Capitalism.
Another reason to thank our D-Day heroes on this special day. And I mean that. They made the world safe for virtuous hookers.
[QUOTE=Literal2;1782981]I haven't had a 19 year old in 10 years and part of the reason is their brain's not fully formed yet so they do crazy shit like this.[/QUOTE]And their bedroom skills aren't all that either. So why do I keep doing them. It's a perceived freshness thing, a cuteness thing. Knowing you are going to be the first guy to teach them to do this or that and then getting to experience the results. My 19 y o and my 46 y o are the same height, weight, body type and color. Sometimes in the dark I imagine I am with the younger one when I am with the MILF. But in reality it would take her a year or 2 or 3, to get to her skill level even if she made it her mission in life (which she claims it is) . I keep thinking she can do it in months. But I might be deluding myself.
Gentlemen. I am in quite a quandary. So if you have been following my posts you know that I met a very hot looking blond on the SD4ME last week. And we had a great time at the M&G but I had to go out of town for a week so I was concerned that she would not be waiting when I got back to proceed to the FC. Now let me tell you something. This chick is hot. She is a 31 YO Latina MILF, blond with big beautiful brown eyes and she would rate a 9. 5/8/10. Her body was better than I first thought. Just to give you an idea of how hot she was when we were in the bar there were only four other guys in there and two of them bought her drinks while she was sitting with me. I did not have to spend hardly any money. Also I think it is kind of funny that these dumbasses bought her drinks. So I made sure I drank them in front of them so they could see it. Cockblocking motherfuckers.
She has a personality of gold, a great attitude, intelligent, responsible and horny as hell. In fact her profile created such a stir with this incredible profile pic that she had to take it down after five days. She is sincere, sexy, and gorgeous. I cannot say enough good things about her. But there is a problem. We met up as planned and she was good to go. Couple of drinks and a trip to the FC. She was REVVOPOT3 she will now be REVVOSB3. We were not there more than 2 minutes before she was trying to get my cock in her mouth. And boys she knew what she was doing. She loved dick, she fucked like a 2 dollar Wh, and could not get enough. Vocal and as wet as can be. And when I busted she was back on my dick trying to get another one out of me almost immediately. She had great dirty talk. And would fuck until I could not anymore. She is not really interested in the money. She has needs and she wants them met.
Here is the problem. After fucking her I felt a little out of it. I don't know how to put it. Maybe a little disappointed. Maybe almost regretful that I fucked her. Weird huh? If you told me two years ago that I would be getting poon-tang as fabulous as this. I would have told you that you were crazy. And now that I have it. I am not saying a silent prayer of thanks to the pussy gods is fucked up. I may need to see a therapist about this. Any thoughts? Am I crazy? Am I overloaded on poon?
Revvo
[QUOTE=HighCotton; 1783015]I concur. Been on AM for years (though inactive for long periods of time). While I've had a few awesome experiences, all-in I think the arrival of SA puts a bullet in my AM membership as those pricey credits quickly expire.
When you add in the cost of AM, then a nice dinner, and a decent hotel etc, the CPO gets up there pretty quick. The psychology of it is also be very different. An SB is there to please you, an AM woman knows she has 30 guys in the queue, so you have to work a lot harder. Actually had one session with an AM MILF who bitched at me because she didn't cum. The nerve of some women.
Don't get me wrong, go there if you can find the "I just want to meet and fuck your brains out" women. Had one of those, she was awesome. But the last couple have wanted some sort of weird quasi-courting thing. And while I adore milfs, there is something about a 20-something that I don't have to work hard for. Just sayin.[/QUOTE]I guess the allure for me on SD4ME is finding a true non pro or something very close to it (not that I am against the occasional booty call girl) . Meaning even if they are a pro SB they only do one guy at a time exclusively. So it really is a bf / gf type arrangement. And an SB knows her place is to please the man or she will be gone. I make an exception for my roommate (not demanding the same level of attention as my regulars) but we are just a FWB arrangement (and she has a bf). AM sounds like totally and absolutely non pro, a higher bar for sure. Kind of like normal dating except the girl has an SO. The cost for me would be 250 or more a month (way more if you include the wining and dining) compared to 50 for SD4ME (with very little wining and dining).
One of the main reasons I don't civi date is because the main focus needs to be on my pleasure first and foremost. I am a giver, but if there is no chemistry I don't see that as anyone's fault. But certainly would not tolerate being bitched at for it. I could be wrong but I imagine that a lot of the guys on here do have more to give in the bedroom than their SO's are able to take. Holding in the need to share can cause resentment, anger and depression. If only the SO's realized that allowing the man to have his flings makes their relationship potentially stronger. Some women do and some just tolerate it (to maintain 1st place status). Also I have found the SB's far more understanding in this area, some more than others, but all coming around eventually. I do put that on the table by the third date if there is one. Sometimes on the first.
I think its funny how in the various countries that abhor western culture as bringing theirs down, on the subject of men having multiple sex partners or the place of women in general they would think it insane that they couldn't do whatever they pleased in the harem.
[QUOTE=Revvo; 1783050]Gentlemen. I am in quite a quandary. Here is the problem. After fucking her I felt a little out of it. I don't know how to put it. Maybe a little disappointed. Maybe almost regretful that I fucked her. Weird huh? If you told me two years ago that I would be getting poon-tang as fabulous as this. I would have told you that you were crazy. And now that I have it. I am not saying a silent prayer of thanks to the pussy gods is fucked up. I may need to see a therapist about this. Any thoughts? Am I crazy? Am I overloaded on poon?
Revvo[/QUOTE]Maybe you like her so much (and obviously she feels the same way) that you realize just how fast she could be a big part of your life (maybe too big) , because if you aren't going to be, she will find someone that wants to be. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Too bad I never went to college.
[QUOTE=Revvo; 1783050]Here is the problem. After fucking her I felt a little out of it. I don't know how to put it. Maybe a little disappointed. Maybe almost regretful that I fucked her. Weird huh? If you told me two years ago that I would be getting poon-tang as fabulous as this. I would have told you that you were crazy. And now that I have it. I am not saying a silent prayer of thanks to the pussy gods is fucked up. I may need to see a therapist about this. Any thoughts? Am I crazy? Am I overloaded on poon?
Revvo[/QUOTE]She has needs. You're fulfilling them, thus providing her a service. Win Win.