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[QUOTE=MammieJammer;4452316]There's a whole lot of crazy going on with this girl and all whole lot of homely as well I don't do crazy and I don't do ugly so it's kind of a pass for me on both fronts. MJ.[/QUOTE]M. J. What a way to say,"You don't do ugly and crazy. " I agree with you, but I haven't had any luck very much with "beautiful and smart", with the exception of two, and unfortunately, both of them have moved out of state. I have been to couple of places, but excitement was lacking. It was just go, come, and out. I will appreciate your guidance if you give me a few guide lines as where to visit. You are welcome to PM me with details and your personal point of view.

Has anyone seen this woman? We've chatted back and forth a few times but the timing has never been right, something always comes up. She looks like a super hot redhead, and I'd like to meet her.

Basically, is she a flake or fake?

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[QUOTE=PaddleBoi;4456935]Has anyone seen this woman? We've chatted back and forth a few times but the timing has never been right, something always comes up. She looks like a super hot redhead, and I'd like to meet her.

Basically, is she a flake or fake?

[URL]http://birmingham.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/misttmassage/265371222168[/URL][/QUOTE]She is real and smoking hot. She will make you scream with pleasure. She is capable of doing many.

Physical sexually satisfying performance that will make you come, cum, again and again.

[QUOTE=PaddleBoi;4456935]Has anyone seen this woman? We've chatted back and forth a few times but the timing has never been right, something always comes up. She looks like a super hot redhead, and I'd like to meet her.

Basically, is she a flake or fake?

[URL]http://birmingham.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/misttmassage/265371222168[/URL][/QUOTE]She's real. Real crazy.

I've been ripped off by her and remember a while back (check back around spring / summer of 2017) when a lot of people had issues with her as well. She used to use the name Candice but I've seen her use other names when she's popped up here and there. She was busted for possession, had her son living in a hotel with her when he got busted for setting the curtains on fire in their room. She would kick him out when she had appointments. It's pretty fucked up to pass a girl's college-age son on his way out of the room while you're on your way in. She would take calls during appointments, left one guy in the room while she ran down to the parking lot to make a pick-up from her dealer. The list goes on and on.

Don't. Do. It.

Nut. Job.

Also saw her and I walked in room as son and his gf were walking out. Awkward, to say the least.

[QUOTE=PaddleBoi;4456935]Has anyone seen this woman? We've chatted back and forth a few times but the timing has never been right, something always comes up. She looks like a super hot redhead, and I'd like to meet her.

Basically, is she a flake or fake?

[URL]http://birmingham.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/misttmassage/265371222168[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bully;4460637]Nut. Job.

Also saw her and I walked in room as son and his gf were walking out. Awkward, to say the least.[/QUOTE]I feel compassionate about your experience. But you are not alone. I have had a very bad experience when I went in the room, I was asked to make a donation and after I did, someone knocked at the door. She started panicking and pushed me out, telling me that her boyfriend was here. Well, I stood there for a few seconds, puzzled and then left. I knew it was a planned scheme. But I have had very decent, pleasant, beautiful and sexually satisfying encounters that I do not think about one bad experience anymore. Any decent place you can suggest me to visit to satisfy my urge?

So, the other day I stopped in Ancient for a massage; a good massage I received. I am really interested why these girls are so disappointed when on the flip I'm not interested in a DIY finish. She would not assist and really seemed saddened by the fact I would not help myself. Anyone else confused by their reaction when you won't DIY? I have been to many spas and B'ham is the toughest area to get everything or even anything. GRRRR.

Lifetime on 119 in Alabaster is closed. Any idea where that team went? I really liked the girl there.

[QUOTE=AsgherKhan;4461121]I feel compassionate about your experience. But you are not alone. I have had a very bad experience when I went in the room, I was asked to make a donation and after I did, someone knocked at the door. She started panicking and pushed me out, telling me that her boyfriend was here. Well, I stood there for a few seconds, puzzled and then left. I knew it was a planned scheme. But I have had very decent, pleasant, beautiful and sexually satisfying encounters that I do not think about one bad experience anymore. Any decent place you can suggest me to visit to satisfy my urge?[/QUOTE]She's totally crazy we meet on certain place what suppose to be safe after 15 min she was just asking for donation, the noises and music make me run away this is another example this famous page RR its not accurate at all.

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[QUOTE=AMP100;4462949]So, the other day I stopped in Ancient for a massage; a good massage I received. I am really interested why these girls are so disappointed when on the flip I'm not interested in a DIY finish. She would not assist and really seemed saddened by the fact I would not help myself. Anyone else confused by their reaction when you won't DIY? I have been to many spas and B'ham is the toughest area to get everything or even anything. GRRRR.

Lifetime on 119 in Alabaster is closed. Any idea where that team went? I really liked the girl there.[/QUOTE]Had similar experience at Ancient. I wonder if they get sad when we dint DIY because there's typically idiots that come in there, DIY themselves, then give them a full tip afterward. So their thinking is that if I DIY they'll get a better tip. Neither is happening with me. I just smile and say nope.

Anyone have any insight on Lily Massage?

Enthusiastic reception (think another sucker), short 30 minute lackluster massage, mechanical handshake, and leaves the room at the 45 minute mark of a 60 minute massage. Other than that it 's a great place.

Mechanical handshake? Not familiar, pm me.

Anything going on at Panda Acupressure, Alabaster down from the Police Station.

With my feet hurting the other day, I walked in foot massage in Hoover asking for their advertised $29 - 1 hr foot massage. Immediately the lady who greeted me tried to upsell but I sticked to my gun and requested the special. She took me to a room with a chair and asked me to take my shoes off and wait. In a few minutes a middle aged rough looking Asian man walked in, rolled up his sleeves and proceeded to start the massage. I immediately stopped him and said NO, I prefer to have a woman. He kinda got pissed. I said no woman, no massage. He left the room mumbling some Chinese shit. I got up, put my shoes on and left. Fuck that Shit!!