Massage Parlor Reports

Glad to hear the lovely Hana Montana is back at ISAWHE. I think I will be making a special trip this week to give this fair lady a visit. Had a couple of very nice sessions with her the last time she was there. I never got any salad tossing action but always left feeling major. Very pretty lady, slender, and attached to some real nice man made mounds. What I am amazed is how well kept she always looked. Sexy MILF type, got the gorgeous hair and the makeup going. Hoping this time around she has picked up a few tricks from the Yoko Ono.

[QUOTE=John Applehead]I certainly appreciate you informative, detailed reports, it's just that we have a small vocal minority, that can't admit to themselves how far off they are from being on their own special forum, not that there is anything wrong with that.

By the way ET it's not like anyone needs a PM from you to know what your all about. Everyone knows that you only get legit massages, are happy just having conversation with the girls, how your ears bleed when there is any dirty details concerning male/female copulation. In a couple of your older posts you even admit that you can't find that special guy in Orlando to do a threesome with. It all adds up to being something quite obvious that you have just not admitted to yourself.

Johnny A[/QUOTE]
Your sex life consists of a middle-aged Asian woman jerking you off in a tiny massage room with other guys a paper thin wall away and you think there is something wrong with me because I go to a massage place for of all things – a massage. Now, because I happen to enjoy a truly mutual sexual experience which includes pleasing my female partner not just getting whacked off, I must be gay. Yep. Makes sense to me.

You live in a world that already says, “everything is all about me,” so why should anyone expect you to care about what the woman who is providing you your pleasure thinks. It doesn’t matter. Hell, if she gets busted, you’re safe and there will always be another middle-aged Asian woman to take her place.

Go ahead. Post all the details. After all, this forum is about manly things that men do when women are not around. Who cares about what happens to them as long as you get your HJ?

Truth of the matter is that most guys do care. They understand that by posting details they are hurting the very people who they want around. Stop and think about who really wants all the details. LE and the guy with the high school mentality who feels the need to brag to his buddies that he “got some.”

Try this. Next time you go to your favorite HE massage parlor, tell your therapist. Hey, I just posted on the internet that your massage is so-so, but you give a great HE. See how happy she is about that.

I established the Real Deal, which I hoped would be a reference thread so guys, especially those from out of town, did not have to search through a lot of mindless drivel to find the gems. I care about the women who are kind to us and see no benefit in putting them at risk by posting graphic details of our encounters. And, I encourage everyone to treat the women they see, regardless of the, and their circumstances, with respect. If that makes me a bad guy in some selfish jerk’s eyes, guess I will just have to live with that.

[QUOTE=Snake12]If it is the licensing issue, does LE hit beauty parlors, barbershops, nail salons checking for licenses? I was under the impression that this was a matter for FL regulating agencies.


[QUOTE=Exec Talent]The issue often is not what happens in session (as I explained to you via PM which is from where you took my quote), but rather that many of the therapists are unlicensed. Bringing extra attention to them just gives LE a reason to check. Bye, bye favorite therapist. Thank you big mouths.[/QUOTE]
I asked this same question of all the LE that hangs out here about a week ago.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Your sex life consists of a middle-aged Asian woman jerking you off in a tiny massage room with other guys a paper thin wall away and you think there is something wrong with me because I go to a massage place for of all things – a massage. Now, because I happen to enjoy a truly mutual sexual experience which includes pleasing my female partner not just getting whacked off, I must be gay. Yep. Makes sense to me.

You live in a world that already says, “everything is all about me,” so why should anyone expect you to care about what the woman who is providing you your pleasure thinks. It doesn’t matter. Hell, if she gets busted, you’re safe and there will always be another middle-aged Asian woman to take her place.

Go ahead. Post all the details. After all, this forum is about manly things that men do when women are not around. Who cares about what happens to them as long as you get your HJ?

Truth of the matter is that most guys do care. They understand that by posting details they are hurting the very people who they want around. Stop and think about who really wants all the details. LE and the guy with the high school mentality who feels the need to brag to his buddies that he “got some.”

Try this. Next time you go to your favorite HE massage parlor, tell your therapist. Hey, I just posted on the internet that your massage is so-so, but you give a great HE. See how happy she is about that.

I established the Real Deal, which I hoped would be a reference thread so guys, especially those from out of town, did not have to search through a lot of mindless drivel to find the gems. I care about the women who are kind to us and see no benefit in putting them at risk by posting graphic details of our encounters. And, I encourage everyone to treat the women they see, regardless of the, and their circumstances, with respect. If that makes me a bad guy in some selfish jerk’s eyes, guess I will just have to live with that.[/QUOTE]


It just burns my ass also..........

The licensing BS gives them a reason in the door while they smell around. Every lady needs one.

I do not think too many people here are looking for a friend ET or someone to care about. These women provide a service. If service is bad, be it a restaurant, auto repair, massage or painter. I tell my friends or in this case, fellow bloggers about it. I also tell them why it was bad. If it was good, I tell them why and I would expect the same courtesy, as that is what this website is for. In most cases, these women do not want you as a friend. They want your money. Thats why almost every single one of them you pay for thier time. Its thier job. Its what they chose to do.
I too for the life of me can not figure out why you come here and preach the gospel on legit messages. This is not the place for it nor would any rational person looking for a legit massage come to this site. The name of the site says it all. A google search of massage and orlando provides hundreds of results to spas, fitness centers, doctors, lists of legit providers, associations, etc, etc to get a legit massage if that is really what you seek. Coming to a sex guide looking for a health care provider is like asking your doctor for a good hooker. I for one, have a wonderful sex life with 2 regular partners who I love and care for. If I want jacked off because I am bored or need some stress released, then I know what website provides me the best info on that and what I am to expect at said places. LE knows what goes on in these places and the women who work their know LE knows what goes on. LE is not getting any incriminating info from this site regardless of what is said on the news. All the code words, abbreviations, saying it was a dream is a bunch of crap. If LE wanted to really crack down on these places they could easily run them out of town..... but they do not. If you want a legit message and want to talk about it and do not like what you see on this thread, ask Jackson to start a legit massage thread. He, Jackson, has stated many times what the purpose of this website is for and that its information has never been used to prosecute someone. I am not telling you, or anyone else what to post, its not my job, nor is it yours, I am just expressing my opinion and wanted to let you know, as so many here have just done, we know your opinion, you have made it clear, time and time again. -Respect MM

Hey ET, did I see you at The Florida College of Natural Health last Saturday getting your legit massage? Only $25 ($20 with coupon) every Saturday.

Decided I had to check out TOA yesterday.

Ample Parking
Nice clean environment inside.

Latin girl at front, drew Casey as my girl.

looks 7/8
attitude 8/9 bit apprehensive since it was my first time there
Massage Quality 9/10

Left relaxed and happy.

Will go back to see if multiple visits are more rewarding

Hey guys about 2 weeks befor they closed I had an unbelievabe theripist.

She had long hair she was tall, slim, young and had to be the hottest Asian I have ever seen.

Does anyone know the one I am talking about? And if so where can I find her?

Calling guys gay or saying they have high school mentalities is something that does not need to be on this board. Moto Monger made his points without any name calling and whether you agree with him or not, his comments come off better because they are done in the proper spirit of debate.

We are all here in this forum for our own reasons and there is no need to put anyone down for what they like or don't like. The massage thread sparks a lot of controversy and heated arguements because it is a different situation for the MP's versus escorts or SWers.

I enjoy reading both sides of the arguement for posting more or less details, but does it really need to sink to the level of name calling? There are plenty of haters outside of our community of hobbyists that are more than happy to trash us. Do they need our help?

Greens is that 1 or 2?

Thanks

I am curious about everyone's feelings about what you think is the "BEST" AMP in the Orlando Area. I have personally been going to Island Therapy in Altamonte for about 6 months and regularly see Jeanne just about every week. She is absolutely incredible and continues to be that way, but I am curious as to who else is out there that is HIGHLY recommended on this board? Always interested in new talent and a little diversity.

If you would rather PM me that would be ok too. I guess this is almost like an election LOL

Thanks

[QUOTE=Andrew Cz]One of the girls at Amazon on Kirkman, told me that Avalon (around the corner on Vineland), has shut down. Several massage girls out of work. I will report back when I have more details, maybe the whereabouts of some favorites.[/QUOTE]Spoke with owner and she confirmed that the physical place on Vineland is closed due to the slow economy. They are all working out of the Kirkman facility with the exeception of a few of the therapists which were let go. I don't know who transfered over.

The one on Vine in Kiss.

[QUOTE=Nightlife]Hey guys about 2 weeks befor they closed I had an unbelievabe theripist.

She had long hair she was tall, slim, young and had to be the hottest Asian I have ever seen.

Does anyone know the one I am talking about? And if so where can I find her?[/QUOTE]


Why are you asking now? That was four months ago. Anyway, probably in NJ. That is where they all go to retire. LOL.