Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Searchingchi]I've called Senina two or three times since the start of March and they tell me she's not there.

Anyone seen her since she returned?[/QUOTE]She's no longer working there.

Went for a jog this morning in China town. Got off on the redline around cermak. I ended up jogging through this outdoor mall and was happy to find that I could get everything I wanted for $120 including the initial payment of $40 for about a half hour around the block. Good times for all. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Softswap]I have a few questions, don't know whom I should ask but figure I'd go ahead and embarrass myself and ask in the forum. Basically, it's this.- How do you keep tabs on your cash because, if it goes according to plan, you're in your birthday suit, or your face down on a massge table, or your in a shower. Whats the best way to keep your $ safe?

Also, what's the "move" to ask for extras. About 1/2 way thru my last AMP experience, I realized that I was only going to enjoy the rubdown when what I was really hoping for was "happiness".

Any other advice (like: always say you've been there before) would be great also.[/QUOTE]You're thinking too much. I usually bury my jeans under my pants, coat, socks, boxers, etc. So it won't be easy for anyone to go digging in my jean pockets, where my cash is stashed, unless she has both hands off of me for a while.

My favorite thing to do, though, is to hang my jeans on a hook that is usually on the back door. Then I'll put my under shirt, over shirt, boxers, coat, etc. Over it, with my belt hanging, so I would be able to hear my belt buckle slapping against the wall if I ended up with a shady providor. Really, though, your concern is a little out of this world. Most places want repeat business.

I've never seen any massage girl who knew how to wash her hands, not one. They are all too fast, less than 5 seconds, tops.

According to the article below from Wikipedia, it takes a minimum of 20 seconds to get rid of bacteria, and that's a long time, compared to what most people are used to. Try it yourself.

From Wiki: Conventionally, the use of soap and warm running water and the washing of all surfaces thoroughly, including under fingernails is seen as necessary. One should rub wet, soapy hands together outside the stream of running water for at least 20 seconds, before rinsing thoroughly and then drying with a clean or disposable towel.[10] It has been shown that the use of a towel is a necessary part of effective contaminant removal, since the washing action separates the contaminants from the skin but does not completely flush them from the skin - removing the excess water (with the towel) also removes the suspended contaminants. After drying, a dry paper towel should be used to turn off the water (and open the exit door if one is in a restroom or other separate room). Moisturizing lotion is often recommended to keep the hands from drying out, should one's hands require washing more than a few times per day.[11]

[QUOTE=Direct44t]Did she at least use a latex glove?

Dude aren't you a little scared that she might have been doing this to the customer right before you?

And that she might not have washed her hands! YIKES!

I'm guessing that you can get a bad disesae from that.

Seems like she likes to inflict pain.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Having read conflicting reports, I had to check it out. Chicas weren't bad. Of course, I didn't get the pick of the litter, but I'm to blame for not requesting her.

Took advantage of the .5 special w/TS. Gave .6 and no change was offered. I let that slide for the moment. However, when the tip was requested, I let her know that part of it was with the receptionist.

Anyhow, as other reports have suggested, you might want to keep your guard up here. Upon returning from the TS, I noticed that my shirt wasn't in the nice little pile where I left it. I took inventory and nothing was missing, but that rubbed me the wrong way.

After a couple of interruptions, the other issues mentioned, a pretty bad wristy and a short hour equates to the likelihood of my not returning. I'm bummed. I woulda liked to try one other babe there, but I don't think it's gonna happen unless I'm in a real bind. It sucks having a Latina addiction.[/QUOTE]

I know they didnt look in my wallet - my tshirt was in the same tangled mess - but - my hour was about 15mins long.

[QUOTE=Rivman]Thought I would stop in and check it out. Excellent massage and table shower. Did the usual back and fourth.

Great experience will definately return.[/QUOTE]Which one?

There are tons of them on that street.

I had a similar time with her. Thankfully without the finger up the ass!

She is a weird one, she will ask about your wife or your girlfriend and check your finger for a ring or the ring dent. She ask's way too much for a lousy HR and tries to do it with her top on. She tried the stroke and negotiate and I refused to give more than. 40. When she refused to take off her top I said never mind, and when faced with no tip she agreed to do the HR sans top. She was rude, pissed off and kept mumbling in chineese the whole time. She asks too many questions about my wife durring the HR and then she starts to tell me that she is gonna tell my wife and then durring the table shower (I like having them after the massage) she tries taking off my wedding ring! I know, I should not have been wearing it, but I look at it as my choice to go and relax with the service they provide. She shouldn't take it upon herself to like my choice or not, just provide the service if she wants her tip.

Afterwards I complained to Papasan and he gave me a free sesion with Joyce next time I was there that was amazing!

My lesson learned. Besides leave the wedding ring in the car. Whne you have bad service just let Papasan know and he will fix it. And I'm sure if there are enough problems (and lost money) with Joe-Bee he will get rid of her.

[QUOTE=Dynomutt]Hello everyone!

I’m back, with another dream that I woke up from having a pain in my ass. I fell asleep last Saturday, around 9 pm. I dreamt about a AMP in CT, same one from my last dream. I paid. 75 for a TS, and a hour message. Took my shoes off, went upstairs, and was greeted by a short girl name Joe-Bee. JoeBee, is 5 feet tall, and portly. Her chest is small, probably ah a, or at most, a be cup. She isn't pretty, but she isn't ugly, I would give her face a 6. I don't know what's up with the girls at this AMP, but the two girls I have gotten have all looked mediocre.

JoeBee took me to room eight, then told me to take off my clothes for the table shower. This time, I decided to bring a stopwatch with me just to see how much time I'm really getting. So as I take off my clothes, I set on my stopwatch, and put it in my coat pocket.

The TS was nice, she did a good job keeping the water the right temperature while scrubbing me down. While I was on my stomach, she did some anal play with her finger, unlike my last MS Katy. Luckily, I didn't have any paperwork to do beforehand, so I felt comfortable in letting her "have at it. " While she was playing with my butthole, she asked, " do you like, that? " Now, I'm cool with a little rimming, but I felt kinda uncomfortable. But I didn't want to ruin the mood so, I cleared my throat, and whipser, "Yes, " in a "NO, please take it out of my ass" way. She tells me to flip, and she starts scrubbing my front. She touches my junior, giggles, then moves it over. Just like Katy did the week before! Then she dries me off.

At this point, everything is pretty much the same as last week, Katy was more personable, JoeBee is okay.

Now, the message techniques differ between Katy and Joebee. Joebee asks me if I would like a soft or medium message. I say medium, because I figure JoeBee is 5', how much damage could she do? Her massage was good, but painful doing some parts. She likes to focus on pressure points. And apply pressure, a lot of pressure. For her to be so small, she has a lot of strength!

While working on my back, she ask me if I have a girlfriend, or am I married? I say no, and no. Now, I’m wondering why she would ask these questions, but I just chalk it up to her attempting to make conversation, be it a bad attempt. After I answered her question, she goes straight to my fingers, and starts doing finger massages, but what she’s really doing is checking to see if I have a ring on my finger, or maybe a tan line from a ring. After she sees, for herself, that I was telling the truth, she tells me to flip over.

Joebee asks if I want a message down there. I say "yes. " I say ". 40, " she say ". 50. " We barter for a few minutes, then she starts stroking. At this point, we still haven’t agreed on. 40. She wants. 50, and I’m not giving her. 50, without her top off. She’s not budging, and I’m not either. So finally, I just say forget it all together. She says okay, then, a minute later, she’s like, " I’ll take shirt off for. 60. " I say "okay. " Now, I’m sucking on her small chest, and she’s giving me a HR, but the mood is lost because of all the bartering. She keeps stroking, and then she sneaks her finger up my ass, again. A minute before, when she was stroking and I was sucking on her nips, she would avoid eye contact, and seem to not be enjoying the situation. But the moment she snuck her pointer finger up my ass, she was smiling, giggling, and staring right into my eyes. Fellas, if you’re trying to save your birginity (undefiled purity or chastity of the anus) for your wife, or girlfriend, or maybe just don’t want fingers in your ass; DON’T GO TO JOEBEE! Apparently, Joebee, gets off on sticking a finger up a man’s asshole, and just like her massages, she likes to apply pressure. Too much pressure!

So now, I’ve grown tired of JoeBee, and this whole uncomfortable dream, and say, " that’s it, I’m done. " She’s like, " you haven’t finished? " I’m like, "I hope you have though, take the money, and believe me, I’m finish. "

Joebee keeps trying to massage me, but I get up, limp over to the clothes rack, and start putting my clothes on.

She then tells me, I’m very handsome, I have more time, and she can’t let me go yet. She tries to get me to lay down on my stomach, but I, told her, it would cost. 40. She laughs, but I know if I was to lay on my stomach, a minute would have not gone by before her finger would have been up my ass again!

I paid. 75 for TS, and an hour MS. I gave a. 60 tip for topless HR, with nip-suck, and unwarranted anal play. Total $. 35. The total time on my stopwatch when I left was 53 mins, and 46 secs. Please keep in mind, I was trying to get the hell away from JoeBee.

JoeBee, is 5 feet tall, and portly. Her chest is small, probably ah a, or at most, a be cup. She isn't pretty, but she isn't ugly. Clean complexion, face length black hair, I would give her face a 6. I will not dream about her again. Different strokes for different folks, if you like a lot of anal play, a small chest, and a lady asking you about your wife or girlfriend while giving a HR, Joebee is your girl!

If you don’t like that type of stuff while at this AMP, and you get partnered with Joebee, you better ask for another partner (Katy is cool)! Joebee said that the girls take turns seeing customers, and that if you don’t want one girl just ask for another.

Dynomutt[/QUOTE]

Has anyone visited this lady?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/1080922876.html[/url]

If you get a chance visit Ella at Elle Spa.

You regulars will no doubt be familiar with the MP across from Millennium Park. There is an older--but okay looking therapist named Mei and a much younger Asian whose name I forget who answered phones. Mei was booked when I got there but the young when said she could massage me. She obviously is not trained. Just a light rubbing on the back with lots of oil. Seeing as we were getting no where fast I turned over and asked her to do my front. She rubbed my chest, but ignored my hard on that came out from under the towel accidently. She didn't volunteer so I came right out and asked her for the finish. She said no and I even offered more than I normally would. She seemed to be thinking it over but told me that she would get Mei--May to handle the finish. May came in and did the heavy lifting with a fair amount of glee. No talk of money--which I love. Just an HR, which is all I wanted. Nothing to write home about but got the job done. I would appreciate it if any of the regulars would let me know if they have had any sucess with the young one. She is a cutie.

The only bad thing about this case is the doorman. He was busy when I came in so I just wrote down a fake name and headed up. On the way out, he says to me that I am supposed to show ID before going up. Then he says you went to Mercy, didn't you? It's all on camera anyway. Obviously he knows what is up with this place and is trying to disuade people from visiting. I am wondering if any regulars have found a way to deal with this nuisance. This place is very convenient but I am not showing ID to anyone.

[QUOTE=Sexshooter]If you get a chance visit Ella at Elle Spa.[/QUOTE]Where is it?

Any more details?

PM if you want.

[QUOTE=Sexshooter]If you get a chance visit Ella at Elle Spa.[/QUOTE]I tried Elle spa three or four times and got no where. Is it better now?

By the way, I visited the place on Irving just west of six corners. First time, had Mei, chubby, average, mid 30's. Good massage, ok finish, probably won't return. They advertise Latina, Polish, Asian. Would love to get some Polish, but the Polish girl (with a very impressive rack) there said she gives straight massages only.

Any info on Northside Euro availability would be Greatly Appreciated.

[QUOTE=Ringo64]You regulars will no doubt be familiar with the MP across from Millennium Park.

The only bad thing about this case is the doorman. He was busy when I came in so I just wrote down a fake name and headed up. On the way out, he says to me that I am supposed to show ID before going up. Then he says you went to Mercy, didn't you? It's all on camera anyway. Obviously he knows what is up with this place and is trying to disuade people from visiting. I am wondering if any regulars have found a way to deal with this nuisance. This place is very convenient but I am not showing ID to anyone.[/QUOTE]


Was there the other day and he gave some shit too. so I wrote down acouple of other names of businesses there on 2 different floors so I can use one of those instead. And if says they are close that day, I'll tell him I am going to slip an envelope under the door. Barney

There is a dentist on the 18th floor I believe. Dr. Gordon is at 312-750-9000. You may want to make sure they are open if you use them for cover.

[QUOTE=Barney]Was there the other day and he gave some shit too. so I wrote down acouple of other names of businesses there on 2 different floors so I can use one of those instead. And if says they are close that day, I'll tell him I am going to slip an envelope under the door. Barney[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Barney]Was there the other day and he gave some shit too. so I wrote down acouple of other names of businesses there on 2 different floors so I can use one of those instead. And if says they are close that day, I'll tell him I am going to slip an envelope under the door. Barney[/QUOTE]What are the names of other places there and what floor? I don't want to deal with that crap. Last time I tried to go there, a while back, was the day they had trouble and I reported it here. I didn't get asked for ID then. But, I don't want to go unprepared.