Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Helmette;6894191]For the kind info. Yes, I heard about the border problems getting into US side.

Once I muster up enough $ and courage for the expedition, I will give you a heads-up DM.

Gracias![/QUOTE]If you're considering dental work, Tijuana is a great option. The dentists there are not only professional but also offer their services at a fraction of the cost you'd find in the US. A close relation of mine had three root canals done in TJ and saved a significant amount of money.

Also, there is presently research showing that taking one Doxycycline before going out on the town prevents the contraction of STDs. This is especially important for barebackers. At many TJ pharmacies, you can get Doxy without a prescription.

There are downsides to TJ. Only drink tap water that has been filtered or boiled. Only eat in restaurants where you see locals eating or that are recommended on review sites like Yelp.

[QUOTE=OcAmper;6893776]I'd argue, top reason, is neighboring businesses or residents noticing the traffic to / from the business. In general, probably no legitimate business wants to next door to a massage parlor, unless its a totally legitimate massage business, probably with a name brand attached to it.

Occasionally, police crack down on parlors, most often during election years.

While we can't do anything about the traffic any one parlor generates, what we can do is be good to the neighboring businesses. Don't act creepy, don't hang in your car watching, don't count your money on the way into the parlor, etc, you get the idea.[/QUOTE]Too many mongers do act creepy. I've noticed at Right Spa and Nature that people sit in running cars with the lights on for a really long time. Just get in your car and leave. On my last visit to Nature some weirdo was parked right in front of the spa standing next to his car on his phone. When I came out 45 minutes later he was still there sitting in his car. Neighboring businesses are going to get pissed when you're taking up their spaces wasting time.

[QUOTE=SukijoSeiwaka;6892934]Guys, the main reason the crack down on hoes are these:

1. Women complain. This is the top reason. Women, housewives, neighbors, etc hate sex workers.

2. You're too close to a school.

3. You're too blatant.

4. The second or sometimes the first. You piss off someone connected. Example, the masseuse pisses off a drug narc, cops son, officials kid.

Trust me, these guys who you think are clients bang p-411 chicks and high class escorts.[/QUOTE]1. It's right next to a dentist where I saw kids walk into.

2. The mongers I saw made it so obvious what's going on there. Some gross looking mongers just drooling outside the place.

[QUOTE=ArtVandalay90;6894269]Too many mongers do act creepy. I've noticed at Right Spa and Nature that people sit in running cars with the lights on[/QUOTE]I hate those fuckers. They usually scare me away, because I feel like they might be cops writing down license plate numbers. I also wonder if they're security supposed to deter robbers or scare dine and dashers. Also I wonder if they have some kind of technology that allows them to hear what's going on inside. Because on a Las Vegas bust video they did just that and they said they were using technology that's available to anyone.

Tried Right Spa Again, not as a night ago, the double action wasn't hinted, just one woman doing the massage. Was during business hours, so the basic massage work with out the porn session, pretty mild. Pretty ladies. Think they will close by choice soon and open elsewhere, so I wouldn't worry about rushing over, this will be a new Normal experience as this experiment of these Asian women realize this porn action treesums and foursums are money 7 minutes of fun 300 $ × 30/60 customers a day, thanks to me and you those Asian ladies are Rich $$.

[QUOTE=SoCalExplorer;6892817]I saw a bunch of posters here raving about it and I figured it was worth trying since I still to this day have not had more than one girl at a time, seemed like a very enticing offer.

As I was pulling up I literally saw 2 guys racing for the front door. Decided to wait a bit since I didn't want to go in at the same time as anyone else, but guys just kept going in and coming out. I imagine the posts here have something to do with that LOL.

I finally went in and was greeted by the mamasan, who very quickly brought me into a room and tried to get me to pay the fee before starting. I told her I was not paying until I chose which girls would service me. She left the room really quickly and told me to stay, but I decided it was not worth at that point. I attempted to walk out and a girl grabbed me and said, "honey you take me it ok" and she was pretty gross looking, probably mid 30's with blackened teeth. Between me entering and leaving I saw 3 half naked girls, all of which seemed to be on the older side, it's no better than what the K Agencies have been providing.

I think if all you need is a massage and a release, this place is probably for you. But if you are going with the expectation to see young cute girls, you will not be getting that.[/QUOTE]I was expecting something like this when visiting, I had though the reviews were too good to be true.

Stopped by not to partake, but to get a view of the talent on display here. I believe I came to the right place as well, if the address was on Grand. Girl who greeted me was someone named Leilani, cute face and outfit, took me to a room and I asked to see another girl available. She showed me Lisa, who was also attractive. I would imagine most of the talent here is Chinese, Lisa had more of a Korean look about her. I thought Leilani was cuter though and would have went with her had I stayed. I had this review in mind walking in so I expected to see mid 30's girls, I wouldn't doubt them being that age actually, but they looked more like late 20's, and attractive. I believe there were 4 total girls working when I was here, saw another girl's face when walking out, she didn't look as good as the aforementioned but she didn't look bad either.

I disagree with the girls not being attractive, you probably caught them at a bad time. This is coming from someone fairly skeptical as well. Had I brought more cash and in the mood I might have been more tempted to stay. Given the popularity of the place and the look of the outside I can see it closing down soon, but my view is more in line with the numerous others around here recently, the ladies I saw looked decent enough. Can't speak about the service but even if a modicum of it is true, with willing providers and threesomes, I understand why it's popular.

[QUOTE=MrHoudini;6894476]I was expecting something like this when visiting, I had though the reviews were too good to be true.

Stopped by not to partake, but to get a view of the talent on display here. I believe I came to the right place as well, if the address was on Grand. Girl who greeted me was someone named Leilani, cute face and outfit, took me to a room and I asked to see another girl available. She showed me Lisa, who was also attractive. I would imagine most of the talent here is Chinese, Lisa had more of a Korean look about her. I thought Leilani was cuter though and would have went with her had I stayed. I had this review in mind walking in so I expected to see mid 30's girls, I wouldn't doubt them being that age actually, but they looked more like late 20's, and attractive. I believe there were 4 total girls working when I was here, saw another girl's face when walking out, she didn't look as good as the aforementioned but she didn't look bad either.

I disagree with the girls not being attractive, you probably caught them at a bad time. This is coming from someone fairly skeptical as well. Had I brought more cash and in the mood I might have been more tempted to stay. Given the popularity of the place and the look of the outside I can see it closing down soon, but my view is more in line with the numerous others around here recently, the ladies I saw looked decent enough. Can't speak about the service but even if a modicum of it is true, with willing providers and threesomes, I understand why it's popular.[/QUOTE]So you went in, didn't pay anything, and saw what was available and just left without spending any money at all?

I'd love to preview the lineup before committing so I'm curious how you did this -- just said "Thank you, I am going to leave now" or something?

[QUOTE=Fuzion;6894816]So you went in, didn't pay anything, and saw what was available and just left without spending any money at all?

I'd love to preview the lineup before committing so I'm curious how you did this -- just said "Thank you, I am going to leave now" or something?[/QUOTE]Seeing the lineup before deciding is standard in Asian brothels in Asia and I think in Nevada. Here it is awkward for legal reasons.

[QUOTE=Fuzion;6894816]So you went in, didn't pay anything, and saw what was available and just left without spending any money at all?

I'd love to preview the lineup before committing so I'm curious how you did this -- just said "Thank you, I am going to leave now" or something?[/QUOTE]Pretty much. They let me in without much resistance, some places usually ask for a fee at the very least before seeing any of the talent, but here Leilani led me to a room after telling me the fee. Once I was in there she asked for the cash, I said can I see the other girls working, she said pay first, I said no it's fine and positioned myself to leave. She relented, Lisa came in, and that's when I said I might come back with cash. They told me they take Zelle or Venmo, but I said I preferred cash, asked them what time they closed, and told them if I can make it before closing time I'll come back. From there I took my leave, passing by their pouty faces as I led myself out.

Usually some variation of the above allows me to see the talent before exchanging any money.

[QUOTE=BSouthgate;6894990]Seeing the lineup before deciding is standard in Asian brothels in Asia and I think in Nevada. Here it is awkward for legal reasons.[/QUOTE]

This is true, but what I've found for places like this, where it's a brothel acting as a parlor, is that the girls know what you're in for, so they usually relent in having the girls say hi right at the counter. Gotta keep customers on the fence about staying in there once they see something they like. A few places will stand ground and ask for the house fee first, but I've found more often than not the first girl greeting me will call out in their native language to another girl working for the day.

[QUOTE=Cruising2023;6894402]I hate those fuckers. They usually scare me away, because I feel like they might be cops writing down license plate numbers. I also wonder if they're security supposed to deter robbers or scare dine and dashers. Also I wonder if they have some kind of technology that allows them to hear what's going on inside. Because on a Las Vegas bust video they did just that and they said they were using technology that's available to anyone.[/QUOTE]I kinda think that since this plaza is literally the first parking lot you immediately see on this major exit off the 5 freeway makes it a natural spot of random people to be out and about. There's going to be rando's taking a smoking break here at all hours. Hopefully its just adds to the randomness of the area and doesn't bring negative attention to this spot.

I've been going to my go to spot near my home in Laguna, mainly out of convenience. The previous day, I had one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. It's very rare that a girl can make me cum with just a blowjob, but I had to make her stop a few times well before the 1 hour time because I still wanted to save some for the main event.

Then, the very next day I wanted to try a new girl. Biggest mistake of my life. On the flip, we agreed to everything including BBBJ. I let her clean up my junk and she used alcohol wipes (which I hate) and spent a bit more time cleaning than other girls in the past. She started rubbing a bit too hard on the sensitive head part and I told her to be careful. It started stinging a bit too much. Then, when I wasn't paying attention, she put something in her mouth. I'm assuming it was some kind of antiseptic mouthwash. As she went for the blowjob, I experienced one of the most painful things I man should never experience. My dick felt it was on fire. I immediately yelled at her to get some water and put it on my dick.

She repeatedly apologized and on the translator she asked me not to leave saying her boss would kill her. My dick went numb for at least 10-15 minutes after the burning feeling. My theory is either the alcohol concentration in the wipes were too strong and she used too much pressure to clean and it created micro scrapes on the head, or there was a chemical reaction between what she put in her mouth and the alcohol that caused the burn.

I now have a brownish burn spot on my tip of my dick, and I think I'm out at least for the next few days before it heals. Lesson learned. Whenever a girl tries to clean your dick with anything other than a wet towel or baby wipes, take it from her hand and tell her you'll do it yourself.

[QUOTE=HoDough;6895244]I've been going to my go to spot near my home in Laguna, mainly out of convenience. The previous day, I had one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. It's very rare that a girl can make me cum with just a blowjob, but I had to make her stop a few times well before the 1 hour time because I still wanted to save some for the main event.

Then, the very next day I wanted to try a new girl. Biggest mistake of my life. On the flip, we agreed to everything including BBBJ. I let her clean up my junk and she used alcohol wipes (which I hate) and spent a bit more time cleaning than other girls in the past. She started rubbing a bit too hard on the sensitive head part and I told her to be careful. It started stinging a bit too much. Then, when I wasn't paying attention, she put something in her mouth. I'm assuming it was some kind of antiseptic mouthwash. As she went for the blowjob, I experienced one of the most painful things I man should never experience. My dick felt it was on fire. I immediately yelled at her to get some water and put it on my dick.

She repeatedly apologized and on the translator she asked me not to leave saying her boss would kill her. My dick went numb for at least 10-15 minutes after the burning feeling. My theory is either the alcohol concentration in the wipes were too strong and she used too much pressure to clean and it created micro scrapes on the head, or there was a chemical reaction between what she put in her mouth and the alcohol that caused the burn..[/QUOTE]Let it heal completely. Then wait a few days before playing again.

[QUOTE=HoDough;6895244]I've been going to my go to spot near my home in Laguna, mainly out of convenience. The previous day, I had one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. It's very rare that a girl can make me cum with just a blowjob, but I had to make her stop a few times well before the 1 hour time because I still wanted to save some for the main event.

Then, the very next day I wanted to try a new girl. Biggest mistake of my life. On the flip, we agreed to everything including BBBJ. I let her clean up my junk and she used alcohol wipes (which I hate) and spent a bit more time cleaning than other girls in the past. She started rubbing a bit too hard on the sensitive head part and I told her to be careful. It started stinging a bit too much. Then, when I wasn't paying attention, she put something in her mouth. I'm assuming it was some kind of antiseptic mouthwash. As she went for the blowjob, I experienced one of the most painful things I man should never experience. My dick felt it was on fire. I immediately yelled at her to get some water and put it on my dick.

She repeatedly apologized and on the translator she asked me not to leave saying her boss would kill her. My dick went numb for at least 10-15 minutes after the burning feeling. My theory is either the alcohol concentration in the wipes were too strong and she used too much pressure to clean and it created micro scrapes on the head, or there was a chemical reaction between what she put in her mouth and the alcohol that caused the burn..[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.neosporin.com/products/topical-antibiotics/pain-relief-cream[/URL]

Try neo. Sporin. With pain relief today. 2 to 3 times a day. And go back for lady #1 tomorrow. Which parlor was this? An awesome BBBJ flutist is priceless.

Hope you heal up quickly.

Red.

[QUOTE=MrHoudini;6895158]Pretty much. They let me in without much resistance, some places usually ask for a fee at the very least before seeing any of the talent, but here Leilani led me to a room after telling me the fee. Once I was in there she asked for the cash, I said can I see the other girls working, she said pay first, I said no it's fine and positioned myself to leave. She relented, Lisa came in, and that's when I said I might come back with cash. They told me they take Zelle or Venmo, but I said I preferred cash, asked them what time they closed, and told them if I can make it before closing time I'll come back. From there I took my leave, passing by their pouty faces as I led myself out.

Usually some variation of the above allows me to see the talent before exchanging any money.



This is true, but what I've found for places like this, where it's a brothel acting as a parlor, is that the girls know what you're in for, so they usually relent in having the girls say hi right at the counter. Gotta keep customers on the fence about staying in there once they see something they like. A few places will stand ground and ask for the house fee first, but I've found more often than not the first girl greeting me will call out in their native language to another girl working for the day.[/QUOTE]I just say "Young lady. " 5 times. If one doesn't show up I bail. You have the power until you fork over the green backs. No young hunie, no money.

Good luck,

Red.

[QUOTE=HoDough;6895244]I've been going to my go to spot near my home in Laguna, mainly out of convenience. The previous day, I had one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. It's very rare that a girl can make me cum with just a blowjob, but I had to make her stop a few times well before the 1 hour time because I still wanted to save some for the main event.

Then, the very next day I wanted to try a new girl. Biggest mistake of my life. On the flip, we agreed to everything including BBBJ. I let her clean up my junk and she used alcohol wipes (which I hate) and spent a bit more time cleaning than other girls in the past. She started rubbing a bit too hard on the sensitive head part and I told her to be careful. It started stinging a bit too much. Then, when I wasn't paying attention, she put something in her mouth. I'm assuming it was some kind of antiseptic mouthwash. As she went for the blowjob, I experienced one of the most painful things I man should never experience. My dick felt it was on fire. I immediately yelled at her to get some water and put it on my dick.

She repeatedly apologized and on the translator she asked me not to leave saying her boss would kill her. My dick went numb for at least 10-15 minutes after the burning feeling. My theory is either the alcohol concentration in the wipes were too strong and she used too much pressure to clean and it created micro scrapes on the head, or there was a chemical reaction between what she put in her mouth and the alcohol that caused the burn.

I now have a brownish burn spot on my tip of my dick, and I think I'm out at least for the next few days before it heals. Lesson learned. Whenever a girl tries to clean your dick with anything other than a wet towel or baby wipes, take it from her hand and tell her you'll do it yourself.[/QUOTE]Ouch! What place is this?