Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SelfHi5;7210290]I've done both with both![/QUOTE]If you don't mind me asking, what was the damage?

[QUOTE=WBurton;7210272]Went by Archer Perfect today cause a few of you posted they are still seeing customers. So I Googled the number and sent text but no answer so I then contacted via text and no response. The front door has a emergency contact city of Chicago paperwork but the side door has a sign made by hand that says SPA.

Never been here so would love to test drive one of their girls. Any input please advise and thanks guys.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to Archer Perfect but if I had your experience I would try calling instead of texting.

To sum up two pages of reports: Claire and Tina are cute but not drop dead smoke shows. They are the only two working there. They give quality deep tissues massages for $80/ hour. It's a low volume spa when compared to the Chinatown / Archer ave spas. YMMV very much applies to this spa in terms of extras. You may be told self service, you may get L1, L2, or L3. Standard tipping for those services may result in getting those extras annd discussing that before the massage starts may increase your chances. Enjoy Life is on the 1700 W block of Belmont and is searchable via Google.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7210705]To sum up two pages of reports: Claire and Tina are cute but not drop dead smoke shows. They are the only two working there. They give quality deep tissues massages for $80/ hour. It's a low volume spa when compared to the Chinatown / Archer ave spas. YMMV very much applies to this spa in terms of extras. You may be told self service, you may get L1, L2, or L3. Standard tipping for those services may result in getting those extras annd discussing that before the massage starts may increase your chances. Enjoy Life is on the 1700 W block of Belmont and is searchable via Google.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/h...830063532.html[/URL]

I've seen her ads before. Can't find much on her. She's very active on social media though so seems real.

Juat wondering what levels of service she provides. Not into the bdsm or findom stuff she mentions. Only one review on the other site from a few years back.

Seems to have two sides / businesses to her. One legit and the other hinting at more?

Thanks in advance.

Stopped into the two neighboring spots in Bucktown. Location is across from a school which already isn't ideal of course.

The northern neighbor: two staff, both fat.

The southern neighbor: two staff, both grandmas.

I did not partake.

[QUOTE=Diginonomous;7210762][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/h...830063532.html[/URL]

I've seen her ads before. Can't find much on her. She's very active on social media though so seems real.

Juat wondering what levels of service she provides. Not into the bdsm or findom stuff she mentions. Only one review on the other site from a few years back.

Seems to have two sides / businesses to her. One legit and the other hinting at more?

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I've never seen her, but I tried to book her for massage once. She works out of small commercial building in Villa Park, which is featured in a few of the clips she has on instagram. The last time I booked there, I tried to book her, she confirmed, but when I got there she passed me off to someone else. But, I saw her there. She is real. I think she tries to be the de facto manager of the place though and if someone is free, unless you are a regular of hers, I think you will also get passed off.

In terms of the rates, I think it is 150/200/300 for 30/60/90 minutes. That is for a fully clothed massage. I think nude is an extra 100 if I recall. Any extras on top of that obviously get pricy pretty quick. I've heard that L2 is on the table for extras, but not L3.

The mamasan and I have very good communication because I've been going there for about a year. She texted me telling me there were a couple new girls I should check out. When I came in and saw them I didn't really love what I was seeing. They were two very regular looking girls so instead I decided go with my ATF girl Broadway. Her name is Iris and we've seen each other about 2 times a month since she came back from holidays. Also, before I go into specifics I do got to say that if you are able to see Coco you should definitely go for it. The massage is not as good as Iris's but man she has a beautiful and I mean actually beautiful face. Combined with a petite body, nice ass and decent sized tits, you're definitely walking out with a smile. The best part about the Coco experience is that she really likes to make you feel good and her kegels are next level.

Anyway, back to Iris. I tend to book with her mainly because we are about the same age. She's 27 ish and a little chubby but her ass is niiiice. Perfectly round and toned. She's from the Philippines so she has a nice tan colored skin, speaks good English and give an amazing massage. Honestly even if I knew that there were no other services involved I would still go there. Make sure you get at least 45 minutes.

Today's appointment was simple. I gave the mama $60 for 45 min and then $$ to Iris for CBJ, CFS with any position I wanted. We have kissed in the past but for some reason I didn't feel like it today LOL but I would not come in thinking that it's expected.

Broadway is in a pretty busy part of town so I would recommend driving (if you have a car) so that you can park in their garage or calling ahead so you don't have to wait around in the street. It also give a more legit kind of vibe and so far I've been able to get at least a L2 from all the girls I've seen but be polite and such.

Before I forget, Iris has a sister that also works there. I believe her name is Tiffany and OH MY GOD. She's a total MILF. I've only gotten a nice L1 while sucking on her tits but didn't really push for more but I'm sure it's available. Even though her sister is older. I'd say late 30's or early 40's she is way more toned and Iris. So if you're looking for a fit Milfy Asian gal with perfect man makes go for her.

Cash-out!

[QUOTE=MilkNcookies;7206795]A few weeks back (couldn't post due to email verification issues) a friend of mine went to Lucy spa on 70 xx W Belmont. An older mid 40's-50's amt answered the door and walked him back to the first room. She quoted. 6 for 1 hr. He paid the door fee and began to undress as she walked out of the room. He laid face down with the towel underneath him. Mt walked back into the room and began a light massage. He began reaching for her thigh and slightly rubbing it to show his intent. She crawled onto his back and he can feel the heat from her warm box as it pressed against his ass cheeks. She proceeded to do a light neck and shoulder massage. And bounced on his back side as to kind of indicate boom boom. He bounced back to show his intent and she started the "more money talk" he pointed to the chair where he had $ and a wrapper already laid out in advance. She took the cash and walked out of the room again. Junior at full attention she jumped on top with the "Asian squat" cowgirl. He was ready to bust and flipper her into missionary where he proceed to lift her legs and pound away until finish. She cleaned him up with a wipe and walked out again. As she came back into the room he asked for a massage. As he laid on the table face down, she proceeded to give him a very good deep tissue massage probably a solid 7/10 on the scale. When the massage was finished she pointed to the clock and he was surprised to see that she finished the full hour. He asked to wash his hands as he heard at least one other mt in the building bud sadly didn't see any of them. Over all 1. 6 for cfs and the massage for the full hour. Does anyone have any suggestions for younger mt on the nw side? He can safely say lotus and their partner shop on Fullerton has only provided older therapists. As well as the one on Diversey and Laramie in the same neighborhood.[/QUOTE]Dude, are you old enough to be on this forum? You sound 12 years old.

Whats on her menu? How is here massage? You can dm me also. Thank you.

I saw some reviews about a Yoyo at Rose that peeked my interest so I thought I would go check it out. I get there, another girl answers, I think she said Mimi? Inside I ask for Yoyo and she says she won't be back for an hour. I have been here once before over a year ago and thinking about it, there was only one girl then, so I am thinking Yoyo is just bait. I would have just left but it was late, I had an itch, so why not.

This girl I would say low 40's, very short, just a little tummy, but lovely B's. She gave a decent strong massage, she has very strong thumbs.

Her start was a bit different and a new experience for me. On my stomach she started her tease, got some oil on jr and then her inner thighs where she got jr between them and started her motion. I guess a reverse dg? If she had a strap on it would have been a pegging, LOL. She did that for 5 minutes, felt good.

Definitely different. The rest of her service was average, can handle larger and take a pounding. $$ hr.

I guess I would call this a Halloween store. Ring the doorbell and see if you get a trick or a treat. Anyways I chalk it up to TOFTT in case you see other platforms that review the mysterious Yoyo.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;7211530]Whats on her menu? How is here massage? You can dm me also. Thank you.[/QUOTE]With Emily except Greek, everything is allowed, BBBJ, bare sex, CIM, COF, CIP. $300 + entry fee. Her massage is ok, compared to other places.

Good luck.

Ben on a roll so decided to keep it going. Hadn't seen many reviews for Rose at the edge of the archer strip and decided to check it out. Then just now I see someone posted here on it LOL. Here's my experience.

Called and a guy answered. I guess papasan. Told him I wanted an hour even while thinking I might pass. Until when hanging up he said "young girl yuyu". He must have sensed my hesitance. Ok sounds good. Popped a pill and headed over.

Arrive and didn't see a door bell. So I stand there like a dumb azz for a minute and then walk away to call. No answer. Go back to the door and I see the duct tape they have on the door has a doorbell taped to it LOL. Ring and 30 sec later woman opens the door in a white robe open enough to see she's got nice C / D cups and black leather bra. I ask if she's yuyu and she says yes. Not quite young. Probably 35 but cute and petite. Long dark hair.

Asked to use bathroom first and guys this place is a dump. God forbid any of you have gotten in that table shower LOL. Whatever. Also no door on rooms just a curtain. And walls don't go to the ceiling. The room itself was fine. Told her I wanted BBJ and full service. Gave her request of $200. No door fee BTW. $200 straight up. She said that was for half hr. She went to the room next door and I could hear there was another woman there. Again, walls don't go to ceiling. She comes back and undressed and what a nice little body. Man maids. Cute little round but. A little baby damage but that's ok. Got down to business. Had her bend over bed while I spanked her and rubbed jr on that cute bootie. Then told her to get on knees and suck. Held her hair and gagged her on it a couple times. At one point she pulls off and just starts gagging repeatedly into a napkin. I just stood there with my D in her face. When she got over her fit I told her to keep sucking and took it a little easier on her. She never could get more than half in but felt good.

At this point I decided I'm going to enjoy myself with this one. Told her I want an hour and she says another $100. Give it to her and she goes in the other room again where again I hear her talking to the other woman. Comes back and I feel her up at the edge of the bed. Suck on those man mades. Get her back on her knees and pump her pretty mouth some more. Then she asks if I want two girls for another $100. She had wiped me cash dry but I still told her let me see the other woman. She takes the D from her mouth long enough to call over the wall. Must be who the previous poster got. Yuyu is def the one to have. But still I got off on this other woman coming to the room and pulling back the curtain to see me with her bunk mate on her knees holding her by the hair and pumping her mouth. I looked her up and down while I was pumping her friends mouth and shook my head. Fairly older and A / B cup.

Back to the main event. Condom went on and laid her at the edge of the bed. Nice little hair pie which I don't mind at all. Pumped her like that for a while. Then turned her on her side and hit it that way. Then got her in doggie where I had to teach her to arch her back. Cute little bootie. Went to down on her pulling her hair back. She's whimpering a lot telling me I'm big and I got off on knowing her friend was right over the wall hearing her get plowed. Then had her stand and lick my nipples while I jerked on her boobs. Then I told her to ride me. Got on the table and she hopped on again saying I'm too big. She did a good job pumping me that way how they have their knees up and feet on bed. Had her lick the nips while she did it. Then I grabbed her head and just pounded her that way for a while. Lots of clapping and her very vocal. On her face you could see the struggle was real and again just really turned me on knowing her friend was right over the wall. Then I sit up on the edge where she keeps riding. Then I stand holding her and plow her that way. Then back to her on the edge of the table and me standing where I continue going to town. Then when ready I tell her I want her to suck me again. Rubber comes off and I instruct her to her knees. Pump that mouth some more. Then I pull her up and have her lick the nips. She's so short she was right at level and my C was right at her boobs so I jerk on them while she does it. Then I tell her back on her knees and suck C. Then pull her up again and back to licking my nips. Was going to finish Russian between those bosoms but it was feeling so good I just told her I was going to nut on her boobs and keep licking my nips. Then I said kinda loud over the wall "I'm about to nut on this wh 0 res tits" LOL. Blew a good load on her nipple with it dripping all off them to the floor.

She was a trooper all the way through. Took direction well. Never objected even after gagging over and over into the napkin. Slapped her bootie and told her she was a good girl. She cleaned me up with some alcohol which was a nice courtesy. Then I was on my way with a smile on my face. I'd say one of my top spa experiences.

One other thing I wanted to mention about this girl yuyu at Rose (even at the risk of upsetting those here who for whatever reason get upset about too much detail). Her kitty was tight af. She might not have been able to take much in her mouth but after working it in I was balls deep in her in every position with that kitty gripping me.

Question. Anybody know if they rotate the girls here or if it's the same ones?

Also, I notice there is another spot further down the strip called Katies. Anybody been? Legit or not?

Feel free to PM me.

Assuming your talking about East Rhythym? There are 4 providers, and only 1 granny. She is in her 60's. Two are mid 40's, and one is mid 30's. I assume your definition of a granny is over 40.

[QUOTE=JasonWi;7210839]Stopped into the two neighboring spots in Bucktown. Location is across from a school which already isn't ideal of course.

The northern neighbor: two staff, both fat.

The southern neighbor: two staff, both grandmas.

I did not partake.[/QUOTE]