Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Silvio]For $60 you werent the only one smiling. Well over the standard $40.[/QUOTE]You are right.

We really have to hold at 40, especially now.

I had a dream that I finally went and saw ninela for the best ever ukranianian massage yesterday. I followed the rules of previous postings.

(don't touch her. And let her do her thing.)

She was a nice lady. Not as old as suggested here.

Massage sucked. Very light touch and lots of teasing with HJ finish. She got really close to my member close to the finish. The sight of that in the mirror made me bust.

I might go back. Too costly.

Hello everyone!

I’m back, with another dream that I woke up from having a pain in my ass. I fell asleep last Saturday, around 9 pm. I dreamt about a AMP in CT, same one from my last dream. I paid. 75 for a TS, and a hour message. Took my shoes off, went upstairs, and was greeted by a short girl name Joe-Bee. JoeBee, is 5 feet tall, and portly. Her chest is small, probably ah a, or at most, a be cup. She isn't pretty, but she isn't ugly, I would give her face a 6. I don't know what's up with the girls at this AMP, but the two girls I have gotten have all looked mediocre.

JoeBee took me to room eight, then told me to take off my clothes for the table shower. This time, I decided to bring a stopwatch with me just to see how much time I'm really getting. So as I take off my clothes, I set on my stopwatch, and put it in my coat pocket.

The TS was nice, she did a good job keeping the water the right temperature while scrubbing me down. While I was on my stomach, she did some anal play with her finger, unlike my last MS Katy. Luckily, I didn't have any paperwork to do beforehand, so I felt comfortable in letting her "have at it. " While she was playing with my butthole, she asked, " do you like, that? " Now, I'm cool with a little rimming, but I felt kinda uncomfortable. But I didn't want to ruin the mood so, I cleared my throat, and whipser, "Yes, " in a "NO, please take it out of my ass" way. She tells me to flip, and she starts scrubbing my front. She touches my junior, giggles, then moves it over. Just like Katy did the week before! Then she dries me off.

At this point, everything is pretty much the same as last week, Katy was more personable, JoeBee is okay.

Now, the message techniques differ between Katy and Joebee. Joebee asks me if I would like a soft or medium message. I say medium, because I figure JoeBee is 5', how much damage could she do? Her massage was good, but painful doing some parts. She likes to focus on pressure points. And apply pressure, a lot of pressure. For her to be so small, she has a lot of strength!

While working on my back, she ask me if I have a girlfriend, or am I married? I say no, and no. Now, I’m wondering why she would ask these questions, but I just chalk it up to her attempting to make conversation, be it a bad attempt. After I answered her question, she goes straight to my fingers, and starts doing finger massages, but what she’s really doing is checking to see if I have a ring on my finger, or maybe a tan line from a ring. After she sees, for herself, that I was telling the truth, she tells me to flip over.

Joebee asks if I want a message down there. I say "yes. " I say ". 40, " she say ". 50. " We barter for a few minutes, then she starts stroking. At this point, we still haven’t agreed on. 40. She wants. 50, and I’m not giving her. 50, without her top off. She’s not budging, and I’m not either. So finally, I just say forget it all together. She says okay, then, a minute later, she’s like, " I’ll take shirt off for. 60. " I say "okay. " Now, I’m sucking on her small chest, and she’s giving me a HR, but the mood is lost because of all the bartering. She keeps stroking, and then she sneaks her finger up my ass, again. A minute before, when she was stroking and I was sucking on her nips, she would avoid eye contact, and seem to not be enjoying the situation. But the moment she snuck her pointer finger up my ass, she was smiling, giggling, and staring right into my eyes. Fellas, if you’re trying to save your birginity (undefiled purity or chastity of the anus) for your wife, or girlfriend, or maybe just don’t want fingers in your ass; DON’T GO TO JOEBEE! Apparently, Joebee, gets off on sticking a finger up a man’s asshole, and just like her massages, she likes to apply pressure. Too much pressure!

So now, I’ve grown tired of JoeBee, and this whole uncomfortable dream, and say, " that’s it, I’m done. " She’s like, " you haven’t finished? " I’m like, "I hope you have though, take the money, and believe me, I’m finish. "

Joebee keeps trying to massage me, but I get up, limp over to the clothes rack, and start putting my clothes on.

She then tells me, I’m very handsome, I have more time, and she can’t let me go yet. She tries to get me to lay down on my stomach, but I, told her, it would cost. 40. She laughs, but I know if I was to lay on my stomach, a minute would have not gone by before her finger would have been up my ass again!

I paid. 75 for TS, and an hour MS. I gave a. 60 tip for topless HR, with nip-suck, and unwarranted anal play. Total $. 35. The total time on my stopwatch when I left was 53 mins, and 46 secs. Please keep in mind, I was trying to get the hell away from JoeBee.

JoeBee, is 5 feet tall, and portly. Her chest is small, probably ah a, or at most, a be cup. She isn't pretty, but she isn't ugly. Clean complexion, face length black hair, I would give her face a 6. I will not dream about her again. Different strokes for different folks, if you like a lot of anal play, a small chest, and a lady asking you about your wife or girlfriend while giving a HR, Joebee is your girl!

If you don’t like that type of stuff while at this AMP, and you get partnered with Joebee, you better ask for another partner (Katy is cool)! Joebee said that the girls take turns seeing customers, and that if you don’t want one girl just ask for another.

Dynomutt

Hey guys,

Many of the girls I've seen in CT & Millenium have been taking $30 for the HS tip, and they seem to be happy with it. With the economy I think business is off. This can get to be an expensive hobby.

Make sure all are happy with the amount, but let's keep the tips to a reasonable, affordable rate.

I knew I was going to get called out on that.

Lost in a duh moment. You guys are correct.

[quote]We really have to hold at 40, especially now.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sdjsingle]She's still in China. She'll be back the last weekend in Feb.

Mei is still there as well. I'm not quite sure when she's getting back.[/QUOTE]I've called Senina two or three times since the start of March and they tell me she's not there.

Anyone seen her since she returned?

[QUOTE=Dynomutt]Hello everyone!

While I was on my stomach, she did some anal play with her finger, unlike my last MS Katy. Luckily, I didn't have any paperwork to do beforehand, so I felt comfortable in letting her "have at it. "

While she was playing with my butthole, she asked, " do you like, that? " Now, I'm cool with a little rimming, but I felt kinda uncomfortable. But I didn't want to ruin the mood so, I cleared my throat, and whipser, "Yes, " in a "NO, please take it out of my ass" way. Fellas, if you’re trying to save your birginity (undefiled purity or chastity of the anus) for your wife, or girlfriend, or maybe just don’t want fingers in your ass; DON’T GO TO JOEBEE! Apparently, Joebee, gets off on sticking a finger up a man’s asshole, and just like her massages, she likes to apply pressure. Too much pressure!

She laughs, but I know if I was to lay on my stomach, a minute would have not gone by before her finger would have been up my ass again!

I will not dream about her again. Different strokes for different folks, if you like a lot of anal play, a small chest, and a lady asking you about your wife or girlfriend while giving a HR, Joebee is your girl!

Dynomutt[/QUOTE]Did she at least use a latex glove?

Dude aren't you a little scared that she might have been doing this to the customer right before you?

And that she might not have washed her hands! YIKES!

I'm guessing that you can get a bad disesae from that.

Seems like she likes to inflict pain.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Hey guys,

Many of the girls I've seen in CT & Millenium have been taking $30 for the HS tip, and they seem to be happy with it. With the economy I think business is off. This can get to be an expensive hobby.

Make sure all are happy with the amount, but let's keep the tips to a reasonable, affordable rate.[/QUOTE]I usually tip 40 for hand and 20 plus for the other.

I have a few questions, don't know whom I should ask but figure I'd go ahead and embarrass myself and ask in the forum. Basically, it's this.- How do you keep tabs on your cash because, if it goes according to plan, you're in your birthday suit, or your face down on a massge table, or your in a shower. Whats the best way to keep your $ safe?

Also, what's the "move" to ask for extras. About 1/2 way thru my last AMP experience, I realized that I was only going to enjoy the rubdown when what I was really hoping for was "happiness".

Any other advice (like: always say you've been there before) would be great also.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Hey guys,

Many of the girls I've seen in CT & Millenium have been taking $30 for the HS tip, and they seem to be happy with it. With the economy I think business is off. This can get to be an expensive hobby.

Make sure all are happy with the amount, but let's keep the tips to a reasonable, affordable rate.[/QUOTE]Don't worry about the rate, worry about the service. The best way to get excellent service is to pay for it.

Instead of paying 6 for hr and 4 for a shake, I pay 4 for hhr and 6 for the shake when the service is worth it.

The problem isn't overpaying for any service, it is overpaying for bad service.

Thought I would stop in and check it out. Excellent massage and table shower. Did the usual back and fourth.

Great experience will definately return.

[QUOTE=Silvio]I had a very nice time at the Cermak HMP on the 2800 block. .5 for Table shower and 1 Hr time. My massuese was very friendly and very smoking bod. I would return if possible.[/QUOTE]

Having read conflicting reports, I had to check it out. Chicas weren't bad. Of course, I didn't get the pick of the litter, but I'm to blame for not requesting her.

Took advantage of the .5 special w/TS. Gave .6 and no change was offered. I let that slide for the moment. However, when the tip was requested, I let her know that part of it was with the receptionist.

Anyhow, as other reports have suggested, you might want to keep your guard up here. Upon returning from the TS, I noticed that my shirt wasn't in the nice little pile where I left it. I took inventory and nothing was missing, but that rubbed me the wrong way.

After a couple of interruptions, the other issues mentioned, a pretty bad wristy and a short hour equates to the likelihood of my not returning. I'm bummed. I woulda liked to try one other babe there, but I don't think it's gonna happen unless I'm in a real bind. It sucks having a Latina addiction.

[QUOTE=Softswap]Whats the best way to keep your $ safe?[/QUOTE]Use the purse. They usually have a plastic see through bag for you to put your wallet, watch, condom etc. in. Take it with you to the shower room/sauna.

As for how best ways to extras. RTFF.

Anyone catch the hot ebony SW on 47th Street yesterday around 6pm. She was wearing a high blue jean mini skirt showing off some very strong legs and red top showing some nice tits. Tell me someone picked her up. I dont think it was a sting cuz she walked several blocks and I didnt see LEO buzzing around.

I heard Joyce wont been back.

[QUOTE=Searchingchi]I've called Senina two or three times since the start of March and they tell me she's not there.

Anyone seen her since she returned?[/QUOTE]