I have often thought that too. These girls are not the girls I was dealing with 10 even 5 years ago. They keep getting worse and worse and that is why I try to stick with ones I know. Also to me the crack ****** are worse than the H junkies. Most of these girls do both but if they look super hyper and rough it seems like they are coming back from a bad, no sleep for days binge. I'm glad you made it out safe. We have to be very careful out there now!
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6615047][I]"Hey Cooch! You're full of good advice! Do you ever fucking follow it?"[/I]
Apparently not. Monday I get a call from an old friend, former prostitute and recovering crackhead. She's at the dentist at 35th and Lisbon and can I come and pick her up when her appointment is over. Sure! Of course I can, and it will give me an opportunity to cruise the strip to see what talent is out there. Well, there's a likely looking one right at the corner where the coffee shop is. I swing onto the side street and she hops in (Mistake #1). Upon closer inspection, she's pretty rough. Wants $40 for head and won't bargain to twenty. I get a phone call which I use as an excuse to have to bolt. I pull back up to the coffee shop and the witch refuses to get out of my car. Fine, I'll just take you where I'm going. "I'll tear your car up!" She starts kicking the dashboard. I get another call, and it's Pearl, my dentist gal. I do I quick you-turn and pull up in front of the clinic. The crunt gets on her phone giving my location to "her thugs" to come and shoot up my car. Pearl comes out and gets in back. "Drive to the Precinct, Coochie!" Okay, that sounds good to me. Crunt is giving my location as we drive as though these boys are going to home in on me and do damage. I don't know where the cop shop is in this area, and the only one I'm familiar with is over on MLK and Locust. I've finally had it with her so I pull to the curb. Years ago, an MMA fighter told me if I have problems with passengers, that's the time to start throwing elbows. If you get clipped with an elbow, it hurts a lot worse than a fist. She musta caught one some time before, because she leans way away from me. Pearl jumps out and opens the rider's door Britch grabs the lanyard around my neck (mistake 2 [I] Shouldn't that shit be in your trunk, smart guy?[/I]), and she's won't let go even though I'm raining blows on her. I grab her hand holding the lanyard and press down on her thumbnail, hyper extending her thumb. If some grabs your tie, or these smart guys that want to vice grip your fingers when you shake hands, just press the top part of their thumb and they'll let go in a hella hurry. She let go of the lanyard in a hella hurry which caused her to fall partially out of my car..[/QUOTE]
