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I know midget is now seen as somewhat of an offensive term for them but the politically correct, "little person" sounds a bit creepy in this context.
Anyway, I was wondering if anyone was aware of any female providers along this line? Something I've always been curious about.
Number or link on jameson?
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[QUOTE=MisterMister1;4057084]I know midget is now seen as somewhat of an offensive term for them but the politically correct, "little person" sounds a bit creepy in this context.
Anyway, I was wondering if anyone was aware of any female providers along this line? Something I've always been curious about.[/QUOTE]
New to the area, any recomendations or at least words of warning?
#1 Bella, petite early 30's,must of lost weight, stretch marks, short dark hair, big ta tas, some sag, nice attitude, nice clean fresh muffin, so she's got to stash of cash sitting on the dresser, gets naked, munch session going well, she's squirming, nice sound effects then the buzz kill, she's says hold on I want to take drink of my Corona, really, doesn't care about her money stash on the dresser, but with one hand holds on to her Corona for dear life, small dumpy notel way out on appleton avenue, because of good attitude & being fair it was 6 am, I think she was drinking all night. I may try again.
#2 as I said in earlier text, pound the shit out of them wen you find that diamond in the ruff & you have your chance, as things can go south very quick, with these cum dumpsters, I have to admit my starting pitcher for game 7 of the world seies was released tonite put on waivers. The first time I met her I got my ITALIAN smoked real good & had an amazing munch session & she had 3 orgasms, fresh & tasty as a sendiks muffin, thought if heavens like this, I'm ready for check out, for. 30,couldn't believe it, 2nd vist. 50 multiple positions,2 Shots On Goal, plenty of DFK, munch session was as great as the first time, very nice ta tas some titty fuckin, second shot was doggy my favorite, she was really into it, moaning like she was being ponded by a fire hose off of engine #9, which she wasnt, bigger than most but nothing crazy, tipped her. 20 for all her effort, thinking this is it, like I said never put the cart before the horse, so today I get a call from her to come over, mind you yesterday 4 hours of dickering around, calling, then silence, about 4 more calls with cricket silence, after I respond each time, so wasnt to enthused about coming over but say what the fuck, yesterday first it was come to s 84th, hour later after silence she says come to coachlite drive in new berlin I say WTF, really, I head that way stop at wal- mart, silence again getting pissed, start heading home get a call, I'm ready come to a street in greendale on barber road, I passed & pissed, so wen she called today she apologized & said come to barber road, hour later she looks fukin amazing, thigh highs, heels & the sexiest pair of booty shorts ever, greets me with an amazing DFK SESSION, then the killer, she says she's now charging $120.00 half hour,$ 250.00 for the hour, I said are you kidding me, you never said that at all before, she says she's raised her rates because she's gotten so busy, I said wow, let me ease your burden, I'm out of here, this was I thought my new go to, that's why wen you can pound there ass good while we can I'm done with her.
#3,this is truly a ***** story, no pun intended, DFY did warn us about this dummy, JULIE uses katy, her sister really is Tara uses the name Kayla, so she texts & calls being JULIE 21 times while I was at work after the raunchy experience with mimi I said WTF I'm really reaching to the bottom levels of toftt, but what the fuck, I text her she responds within 30 seconds I kid ya not, so after disappointing buzz kill visit with mimi, we set up for 6,I get there, thought I'd throw up, shit hole notel out on s 27th, the skyway, room smelled of smoke, she's wearing a black, hoodie with the head over her head, jeans, dope skinny, first thing she says is I don't want to take my clothes off I just had a baby could see lots of waistline stretch marks, I'm cold the heats bad in here, blankets over the windows, she moves her sleeves up a bit & I definetely seen track marks, then I lost all interest I,said here's ten bucks buy urself a sandwich & soda, she was pissed I was leaving. DFY was right this chic is a whack job, stay away, dope head dumb as hell, she was dressed like she was about to dig a grave, instead of fuckin someones brains out, I felt it was time for a good contribution to the board & take a few for the team, hope this helps all, I made enuff bad choices here for the rest of the year, HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL.
EAGLE 19.
Of course my obsession with tall slender blondes led me to shout out at this one. After several texts found out it is Jess / Olive Oil. Had I googled the number right off the bat I would have known that. Anyhow, saw her a couple of years ago when she lived on Windlake or Muskego Ave. Nice enough time but just not my type.
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Damn, those titties are monsters. Not really into chocolate chicks, but had lots of fun with Japanese chicks 49 years ago in Yokosuka. Anyhow, several texts back and forth and was $350 per visit. I think not.
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Reached out to her after the Army / Navy game. Damn, Navy has no offense. Anyhow, how high does one have to be to write a post like this? I used to see her little sister Kayla. So the says she is done for the day and has enough cash to pay for hotel for a couple of days. Isn't that special?
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[QUOTE=PBandj2271;4057203]New to the area, any recomendations or at least words of warning?[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board. Standard advice to newbies is "RTFF", read the fucking forum. You will learn a lot just browsing a month of posts here. And read the streetwalker rules on page 1.
[QUOTE=Miltown;4057083]That's a kind way of saying it. Correct, her ad said watwrtown but she lives in Ocon. And since you like BJs it "ain't" happening with her. The quotes I got to do anything other than simply servicing her were outrageous. She has raised her prices from a year ago yet she does nothing more.[/QUOTE]2 crazies in one smallish city. Must be something in the water out there!
[QUOTE=Theboss7575;4057147]Number or link on jameson?[/QUOTE]As mentioned her before. Post a couple reports on experiances and then you can ask questions.
There is one that posts for a few days, then disappears for a few months. You just have to pay attention to the normal hunting grounds and she will pop up eventually. I keep telling myself I need to try, but the darn schedules never align, then poof, she is gone again.
By the way, for the guy looking for the airport asians, THEY ARE BACK! And posting like crazy, so go get them.
[QUOTE=MisterMister1;4057084]I know midget is now seen as somewhat of an offensive term for them but the politically correct, "little person" sounds a bit creepy in this context.
Anyway, I was wondering if anyone was aware of any female providers along this line? Something I've always been curious about.[/QUOTE]
I haven't been here before, but do enjoy the Asian experience on occasion. Being short of time and relatively near the locale I thought I would try. Easy one text setup, address, building door bell, buzzer didn't work. A fairly attractive woman in blue jeans came and let me in explaining the buzzer was broken. The apt was right around the corner. On entry a second obviously more mature woman was waiting. They chatted for a second. I think deciding who would take me. I took my shoes off at the door and was led to a bedroom. We chatted a little, she was older, a thicker. Taller woman than I was expecting. Certainly older but I'm older so its ok. I give the standard fee. She leaves I get comfortable. On return she chats a bit, I help her get her clothes off and she plays with me a bit. Little kids voice - "wakey wakey" Really? Its more buzz kill.
I pull her to me, nice Bush, nice tits, nice nips. She isn't attractive, but not ugly. She isn't fat, just well built. I like her hips and breasts. I'm enjoying myself. She doesn't seem real happy about it. Tries to push me away. I pull her closer. She rolls a condom on and gives me oral for a while. When I'm ready I lay her down and she comments how big I am. Not really I say, just regular. She then adds some lube and I enter her. Hot dog down a hallway. I mean it feels good. But I'm pretty sure one of you really big dick guys must have just fucked her because I'm not getting any traction at all. But the fake moans and pained facial expressions don't really help. I pound away, knowing I can go forever. Missionary, doggie, legs outside her doggie, legs outside her missionary. Anything I can do to make her tighter. After a good round of play her fake moans and pained expressions are too much. I have her finish me handy on her wonderful breasts. Hot wash cloth cleanup for both of us. Her name is Amy and she is here for one month. I did tip her. I enjoyed feeling like a stud for a while.
As I was leaving the other blue jean wearing woman was brushing her hair in a mirror. I said hello and thought she looked pretty good. Fairly trim, compact and curvy. I'm thinking I'd like to enjoy her sometime.
Bring lots of twenties as they love to negotiate. If you don't negotiate you are a chump in their eyes.
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[QUOTE=Eagle19;4057217]
#2 as I said in earlier text, pound the shit out of them wen you find that diamond in the ruff & you have your chance, as things can go south very quick, with these cum dumpsters, I have to admit my starting pitcher for game 7 of the world seies was released tonite put on waivers. The first time I met her I got my ITALIAN smoked real good & had an amazing munch session & she had 3 orgasms, fresh & tasty as a sendiks muffin, thought if heavens like this, I'm ready for check out, for. 30,couldn't believe it, 2nd vist. 50 multiple positions,2 Shots On Goal, plenty of DFK, munch session was as great as the first time, very nice ta tas some titty fuckin, second shot was doggy my favorite, she was really into it, moaning like she was being ponded by a fire hose off of engine #9, which she wasnt, bigger than most but nothing crazy, tipped her. 20 for all her effort, thinking this is it, like I said never put the cart before the horse, so today I get a call from her to come over, mind you yesterday 4 hours of dickering around, calling, then silence, about 4 more calls with cricket silence, after I respond each time, so wasnt to enthused about coming over but say what the fuck, yesterday first it was come to s 84th, hour later after silence she says come to coachlite drive in new berlin I say WTF, really, I head that way stop at wal- mart, silence again getting pissed, start heading home get a call, I'm ready come to a street in greendale on barber road, I passed & pissed, so wen she called today she apologized & said come to barber road, hour later she looks fukin amazing, thigh highs, heels & the sexiest pair of booty shorts ever, greets me with an amazing DFK SESSION, then the killer, she says she's now charging $120.00 half hour,$ 250.00 for the hour, I said are you kidding me, you never said that at all before, she says she's raised her rates because she's gotten so busy, I said wow, let me ease your burden, I'm out of here, this was I thought my new go to, that's why wen you can pound there ass good while we can I'm done with her.[/QUOTE]I assume you mean her:
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I feel ya, Eagle. I tried to see this one when I was in Milwaukee recently. Texted her midday. She eventually replies. I said maybe later? She said No. I thought, that's rather abrupt.
Anyway, on my way out of town, I figured, why not try. She says, "you never confirmed. " Um, no, you simply said No. Anyway, I said, I can come now.
In other words, don't expect her to actually read your texts or keep you distinct from the vast horde of interest she must have.
Anyway, I head to the first address she'd given me earlier. Get there and she tells me, "I'm not there, I'm at a new house. " Wut? LOL. So I head to the new address. Get almost there. She says, "Bring 1 condom. ".
Why would you tell someone to bring 1 condom? They come in packs of 3. The only reason you say that is you're being a *****. And you want to rub it in that there's only 1 shot.
Which is all I have anyway, but no need to rub it in. So I said fuck this and went home.
Of all the lessons I have plenty of opportunity to learn, the one I try the most to remember is to pay close attention to the conversation when you're first interacting. You get the sense that she's open and friendly and warm? That's a good sign. You get the sense that she's demanding and impatient and thinks her pussy is made of gold. Those are the girls to avoid.
[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;4057532]I assume you mean her:
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I feel ya, Eagle. I tried to see this one when I was in Milwaukee recently. Texted her midday. She eventually replies. I said maybe later? She said No. I thought, that's rather abrupt.
Anyway, on my way out of town, I figured, why not try. She says, "you never confirmed. " Um, no, you simply said No. Anyway, I said, I can come now.
In other words, don't expect her to actually read your texts or keep you distinct from the vast horde of interest she must have.
Anyway, I head to the first address she'd given me earlier. Get there and she tells me, "I'm not there, I'm at a new house. " Wut? LOL. So I head to the new address. Get almost there. She says, "Bring 1 condom. ".
Why would you tell someone to bring 1 condom? They come in packs of 3. The only reason you say that is you're being a *****. And you want to rub it in that there's only 1 shot.
Which is all I have anyway, but no need to rub it in. So I said fuck this and went home.
Of all the lessons I have plenty of opportunity to learn, the one I try the most to remember is to pay close attention to the conversation when you're first interacting. You get the sense that she's open and friendly and warm? That's a good sign. You get the sense that she's demanding and impatient and thinks her pussy is made of gold. Those are the girls to avoid.[/QUOTE]I was in Milwaukee yesterday and tried with her. Started out at 150 and I said no thanks. Down to 80 by her and I said okay, she then said the same thing "bring a condom". Well she then ghosted for 30 minutes and I said said fuck it. By the way she was in Greendale, so she says. SO I am driving back to Madison and she non stop texting me I never showed up. She told me Greendale but never an address. She is a bit crazy. I sent back a message saying you lack communication skills, I am no longer interested.