Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz; 1364911]Ok, I have enjoyed and appreciated all the posts. The info is very helpful in the hunt. So I guess I need to contribute and maybe help out others as they have helped me.

Report #3 Kaylee.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-holidays-from-kayelee/7504308[/url]

Picture is her, so need to give her description. Location WAS near Fox theatre. I was because she has since moved to Tampa. Massage only was decent. Rack seemed to be fake and lumpy. Left happy but no energy or passion. Besides ending it was boring. I also dreamed of her friend that was BBW. She had more energy and huge rack, but was heavy all over too. I believe they both moved to Tampa. Too bad because they were close to the job and affordable.[/QUOTE]Took her out on a date a couple times but did the typical blow off thing. Just got too busy and landed a g / f. If your young enough, just hit penny pitcher night at humps. Plenty of potential there!

(that's wed night BTW)

I never returned after she posted a menu on the wall of services. Sounded like a setup to me.

Go bilikens;.

The partially open blinds with the high rise building to the south seemed like a setup to me. The apartment / office still had a plaque on the door with the name of a local coal company. I fingered the kitty and it smelled too funky for me. The whole scene seemed surreal.

[QUOTE=Xesta Ciose; 1365226]Took her out on a date a couple times but did the typical blow off thing. Just got too busy and landed a g / f. If your young enough, just hit penny pitcher night at humps. Plenty of potential there!

(that's wed night BTW)

I never returned after she posted a menu on the wall of services. Sounded like a setup to me.

Go bilikens; .[/QUOTE]

14th report.

Went to VIP salon off Route 3 in Centreville, Il. It's about a quarter mile away from Pink's salon. Greeted at the door by an older women who tells me $60 for one hour massage & body shampoo. I have the coupon from the RFT which knocks 5 bucks off. Led to back room & told to undress. Younger oriental women comes in, who is 5'0-5'1, C cup ta-taas which surprised me because I have never seen a woman of Asian descent with breasts that large, (they were fake, but they looked good on her) no backside to speak off, and she was rather cute. She definitely did not have that worn out look that Pink has, but that could be because she was at least 15 years younger than Pink. Great soapy body shampoo with mucho teasing in all the correct areas. On the flip, she made sure to wash the main member very thoroughly. Dried me off and led me back to the massage room. Decent massage on the back. On the flip, with the main guy in her hands stroking him softly, she asks what am I looking for. I tell her HE & she responds $100. No way in the world I"m paying that, so I tell her I thought the $60 covered the HE. She tells me that goes to the older lady who greeted me and that only the money I tip her goes in her pocket. I tell her I don't have anymore money on me. She says next time bring more money & proceeds to give me a very nice HE. The body massage & the body shampoo are worth the $60 but no way I'm paying ANYONE an additional $100 for a HE. So my opinion is opt for the $60 body shampoo & massage and say you don't have more money because in my opinion, no HE is worth $100, $160 if you include the initial $60 you pay at the door.

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.

15th report.

This brief report is regarding the Sunrise Massage Spa located on Olive. This is a legit massage parlor and they do give great massages. With that being said, no matter how stiff your main member gets, nothing more is available on the menu. To quote Forrest Gump "And that's all I have to say about that".

Hope this review helps anyone who thinks more is on the menu and that I've covered the basics.

Look at their ad and Evergreen's ad in the RFT. They have the same license number. I recall someone posting that this AMP was connected to Sunrise and if you were an old regular from Cindy's U City AMP days, extras were available. I've been there a half a dozen times and never got extra attention whenever I flashed wood but maybe that's just Anna. I haven't been back for over a year.

BTW, a masseuse at Evergreen told me she gets to keep $40 from a $70 90 minute massage. These girls aren't hungry enough, IMO.

[QUOTE=Xesta Ciose;1365223]Yeah the owner here got busted before so her employees are under strict orders. But they know whats up. Most I ever got out of them was a phone number with a "can I arrange a girl for you" written on the note. I didn't partake.[/QUOTE]

I've been meaning to try Dee but I always heard she was flabby instead of thin. Anyway she's now out on medical leave according to her BP ad.

Ever wonder how many BP ads are using fake license numbers?

Google ""missouri division of professional registration licensee search" and click on the first search result.

I'm not linking to that site because they'd be able to see this page as the referring page.

[QUOTE=Chet Font;1365707]I've been meaning to try Dee but I always heard she was flabby instead of thin. Anyway she's now out on medical leave according to her BP ad.[/QUOTE]Oh, without a doubt she is no prize in the looks department but has a loyal following

[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz; 1364911]Ok, I have enjoyed and appreciated all the posts. The info is very helpful in the hunt. So I guess I need to contribute and maybe help out others as they have helped me.

Report #1 Dee.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/dee-will-be-out-of-the-office-due-to-a-total-hip-replacement-til-the-last-week-of-jan-hopefully/7428709[/url]

As most of everyone on her, I am sure they have either dreamed or read about her. So what I share is probably no surprise. She is WF, over 50+, thin frame, big rack and a very friendly person. Setting up appt was very easy, location is very safe, clean and discreet (office setting). Massage is decent, teasing is decent and at one point when you least expect your hand will magically rub up against her rack (her signature move). From there, you know it is own and popping. O, I did forget to mention that when you first arrive and you get comfortable she will too. ON the flip, lots of teasing and polite conversations on your likes / dislikes. Massage was decent and I left happy. Your choice on how happy. I declined on some. Overall, massage was about a 6 1/2, loved her energy but I prefer the younger type and less mileage.

Report #2.

Good reports Free. My only addition is that when I left Kelleys place, I had oil all over me. I did not ask for a shower but that's one thing I'd rather not deal with. Great massage, best teasing, way too much oil.

[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1365693]14th report.

Went to VIP salon off Route 3 in Centreville, Il. It's about a quarter mile away from Pink's salon. Greeted at the door by an older women who tells me $60 for one hour massage & body shampoo. I have the coupon from the RFT which knocks 5 bucks off. Led to back room & told to undress. Younger oriental women comes in, who is 5'0-5'1, C cup ta-taas which surprised me because I have never seen a woman of Asian descent with breasts that large, (they were fake, but they looked good on her) no backside to speak off, and she was rather cute. She definitely did not have that worn out look that Pink has, but that could be because she was at least 15 years younger than Pink. Great soapy body shampoo with mucho teasing in all the correct areas. On the flip, she made sure to wash the main member very thoroughly. Dried me off and led me back to the massage room. Decent massage on the back. On the flip, with the main guy in her hands stroking him softly, she asks what am I looking for. I tell her HE & she responds $100. No way in the world I"m paying that, so I tell her I thought the $60 covered the HE. She tells me that goes to the older lady who greeted me and that only the money I tip her goes in her pocket. I tell her I don't have anymore money on me. She says next time bring more money & proceeds to give me a very nice HE. The body massage & the body shampoo are worth the $60 but no way I'm paying ANYONE an additional $100 for a HE. So my opinion is opt for the $60 body shampoo & massage and say you don't have more money because in my opinion, no HE is worth $100, $160 if you include the initial $60 you pay at the door.

Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]160 is going rate for f / s at VIP.

200 anal.

80 HJ with finger up pooter

60 CBJ.

Or so any alleged dreams have came.

Also I'm told you have B squad during the day so if you are going to fork 160 then ask for a pageant.

I dreamt a record of 60 for f / s but had to play stupid and kiss her passionately on the mouth (no tongue). She said wow. But she was young too. Like late 20, s it was awesome!

Johnygadget provided an earlier report about this advertiser on BP.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/male-pampering-lounge-let-me-pamper-your-body-1000-me-25/4109467[/url]

I visited around the same time as I had not seen his report prior to my visit. I agree with nearly everything he said in his report but I came to a different conclusion.

I called the phone number on my way home from work one day and there was no answer. Phone went to voice mail but then I got a message that the voice mailbox was full. I waited until the top of the hour to call again figuring she was with a client and got the same voice mailbox full message. About 15 minutes later my phone rang and it was her returning my call. She mentioned that she saw I had called and was just returning my call. I then asked about the availability of an appointment and we agreed upon a time. Her ad says West County but she is clearly in North County, not too far from the airport. It is in a safe residential neighborhood. She has a very strong accent which I found out later is because she grew up in Louisiana. She is difficult to understand at first. A long time ago, I worked with someone from the same area and there are some words that I have to have repeated multiple times before I can understand what is being said.

She instructed me to the general area and then to call when I was close so she could give me directions to her house. Although I was still having a hard time understanding her, I did and she guided me to her driveway.

When I arrived, I came to the same conclusion that this was not the girl pictured, but I will say that it could have been her pictures from several years ago. I can't say that her face is unattractive, but her appearance is not striking and now that I reflect, it would probably be difficult for me to identify her in a crowd.

The Nuru massage is done on an air mattress. She showed me to the room and had me undress. She was moving in and out taking care of her dog and then she also undressed. She did not go into any detail as to touching so I was not quite sure what to expect. She also explained that she was out of the nuru gel but would use a combination of oils and lotions to simulate the effect.

I looked up nuru and it is a kelp based lotion that stays very slippery for a long time. It clings together without being sticky. I guess the origination of the nuru massage is Japanese. If you look it up online you can see that the gel sells for between 20 and 45 dollars. I asked where she learned about it and she said it was while she was in San Diego. I recall hearing of it one other time but I don't remember if anyone here in St. Louis was doing it or not. Her advertisement alludes to this being something from the Caribbean or West Indies so I guess I was expecting her to have been from one of these places but that doesn't seem to be the case.

She prepped the mattress by applying some oil and lotion to it and had me lay down. Not knowing what to do, I laid down on my stomach figuring she would do my back first. She put some lotion and oil on my back and on herself and then laid on top of me and proceeded to slide around. After a very short time, she asked if a wanted to turn over. Of course, I was fully erect at this point and she laid on top of me and rubbed (slid around on top of me) every which way. After a while, as the oils and lotion mixed, it started to get very slippery. As we proceeded, I felt comfortable touching her all over as she did me, but without any fingering.

So, please understand. I am with a young, attractive female. We are both totally naked. She is laying on top of me and I am fully erect the entire time as she slides around on top. She is massaging my dick with her breasts, buttocks, stomach. All that being said, her motions were never really erotic. Johnygadget mentioned that he thought she may have been retarded and I understand how he would come to that conclusion. I don't think that is the case from our conversations but I would say that she exhibited a child-like demeanor. You are probably wondering how it is possible to be in full bodily contact with a young female for an extended period and say that she was not being erotic or sensual, but that is exactly what it was. However; it's probably safe to say that had she acted in a more sensual way, I would have climaxed within minutes. It's probably best she did what she did and I think she knew exactly what she was doing.

So we did the slip and slide for about 40. 45 minutes. As the substance gets more slippery, it becomes more difficult to even stay on the mattress. We were both laughing and having a good time. Several times throughout, as my groin area contacted hers, and with both of us being fully lubricated, I realized that one slip in the wrong direction could easily end up with me penetrating her. Her playful, innocent manner helped keep that thought at bay. Then, about 45 minutes after we started, she gets some more lotion on her hands, reaches over to Mr. Happy and proceeds with a remarkable HJ that didn't take very long as I had been aroused and stimulated for the last 45 minutes. She helped me clean up and led me to the shower so I could get all the oil and lotion off. I did not have the opportunity to see if there was anything else on the menu. If I repeat, I may ask that up front, now that I know what to expect.

We talked a few minutes after. She mentioned that she has a Thai girl friend who she is hoping to have join her this summer. She also said that she does not even try to clean up the mattresses. She buys a new one for every two customers and uses each side just once. And she mentioned that if I repeat, she will make sure to have the real nuru gel if I ask for it. She keeps the house very clean and I was never uncomfortable other than at the beginning when I wasn't really sure what to do. The price is more than I like to spend, but considering her costs (assuming authentic nuru gel and regularly replacing air mattresses) , I guess I can't complain. I would consider repeating, especially if she has two girls at once and the real gel. Not sure that I will be a regular, but that has more to do with price than anything else.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/professional-massage-mixed-with-sensual-expertise-incall-out-call-21/7651500[/url]

I dreamed I decided to TOFT. In my dream, I called up Liz she answered promptly and we scheduled a time. Noticed she was rather polite, called me sir which was certainly different. Called again when on the way, unfortunately she misunderstood me the first time and scheduled someone else but I could just come a bit later. Annoyed I rescheduled, meanwhile she was still quite polite and calling me sir. No big deal so I went. Met at her cheap motel in commercial part of south county. She looks like in the picture, average face except her hair was more unkempt. Not a small chick but thick and curvy, the kind you want to doggy. Not repulsive though. The first thing she does is disinfect the table in front me to let me know it was clean (admittedly this was reassuring). Next was a bit strange, she makes me rinse off in the shower-with her. She wants to make sure I am clean and she rinses as well. Apparently she is into clean hygiene due to a few nasty customers. I actually respect this and since I get to get in with her naked, I do it. She wanted me to soap my balls and ass, I laugh and tell her to do it for me and she does! Her ad makes it seem like she is a pro at massages so I was hoping for the best. Not the case. She heated up some water and mixed it with lotion and basically made a slick concoction with a crappy, but thorough massage. Very disappointing, seeing as how she is supposedly trained as per her ad. Keep in mind she is nude the whole time, and the warm slick concoction came in handy with the finish though! Wouldn't allow anything else besides basic surface roaming on my part. She was talkative and pleasant, not a crack head or stick up artist. If you are looking for a good massage then pass, if you want a happy ending for less than a benjamin, no upselling, and don't mind all the hygiene formalities, from a nude chick with a big butt, then go ahead. She said she won't be around long. I probably won't repeat.

Tried to dream of Dee in St Charles. Lots of positive reviews. My appt time came and went and no answer at the door, no answer on the phone. What gives? Any past dreamers have insight?

[QUOTE=HowardTheDuck;1369567]Tried to dream of Dee in St Charles. Lots of positive reviews. My appt time came and went and no answer at the door, no answer on the phone. What gives? Any past dreamers have insight?[/QUOTE]That is very unusal for Dee. That is a first. Maybe she had an emergency. Give her a few days and call back. Sure she will make up for it.

[QUOTE=HowardTheDuck;1369567]Tried to dream of Dee in St Charles. Lots of positive reviews. My appt time came and went and no answer at the door, no answer on the phone. What gives? Any past dreamers have insight?[/QUOTE]Dee is out on a medical.