Massage Parlor Reports

Agree 100%.

I have seen her a couple times over the past few years. Never any extras and the massage has gone WAY downhill. The slapping is definitely something new, she did not use to do that.

Sno.

[QUOTE=IloveHEs;2887977]This lady advertises on BP and CL and I couldn't find any reports even though I thought I recalled seeing one. Anyway, the only positive is she's better looking in person.

Now, for the negatives:

For supposedly being an LMT she has the worst technique I've ever encountered. It's very jerky and rapid, and sometimes slappy. It's in no way relaxing.

I think she has Tourette's or is a tweaker based on movement and speech pattern.

The building is garbage, and her office is just a room at the end of the hall with no signage.

Of course there are no extras, as if you'd want them at that point.

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/therapeutic-and-relaxation-massage-by-female-lmt/24969782[/URL][/QUOTE]

Have been here twice over the past month.

Parking is in rear so I entered the back door and was greeted by a very friendly MS. Hugged and led to a room. Walls are "build-an-AMP" kit walls that don't touch the ceiling and the door is a curtain. I got a woman in her mid 30's, short and a little chubby but cute in the face and the right kind of curves. Opted for an hour, massage was terrible and on the flip offered DIY.

Second time I visited I parked on the street nearby and entered the back door again. Same thing as before, hugged by MS and led to a room. Different woman, older, in her 40's, and not so cute looking. Again opted for an hour and again massage was terrible. Massaged my shoulders for what seemed was the whole hour. Very sore afterward. Roaming allowed but ended with a DIY.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2888796][BLUE]You guys want to know why AMP's get busted?

Because they are selling pussy in a place where selling pussy is against the law. When a massage parlor opens cops watch it. If they see a bunch of hot chicks working there and no female customers going in then they send an undercover in. If he gets a handie then they bust it.

Nothing that has ever been written on this forum has ever been used in court. Why? Because it's hearsay. If cops could use it they wouldn't need you guys, they would just post what they need themselves.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I don't know that I have ever heard it explained more accurately and more effectively than that. Impressive, most impressive.

So I guess this means that we as taxpayers are financing Deputy Dawg and Roscoe P. Coltrane to sit out in front with a couple of boxes of Krispy Kreme and a couple of Big Gulps, also funded completely by us, to wash it all down while they case another AMP in order to stamp out the scourge of a rampant HE.

Thanks a lot brothers, that will make me sleep feeling a lot safer now knowing that.

Heck, maybe I'll start leaving my doors unlocked and my windows up too like the good, old days.

I read the article posted on [URL]Cincinnati.com[/URL] and it left me to wonder what asshole reports to the police that he was offered extras or received extras? Seriously, consider it a bonus and let others enjoy the experience.

[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]: [/b] [blue]This report was edited or deleted because it appeared to be a public effort to [u]discourage members from posting information[/u]. If you have a concern about information posted by another member, then please contact them privately by PM. Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information.[/blue]

I'm disappointed to report that the Mason AMP is now closed. All the signs are down and the doors are locked.

I had another good experience today. Had an hour massage and left happy. More of a Chinese angels experience. $. 40 tip. Seniors pm for details and etiquette.

Slide.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2888796][BLUE]You guys want to know why AMP's get busted?

Because they are selling pussy in a place where selling pussy is against the law. When a massage parlor opens cops watch it. If they see a bunch of hot chicks working there and no female customers going in then they send an undercover in. If he gets a handie then they bust it.

Nothing that has ever been written on this forum has ever been used in court. Why? Because it's hearsay. If cops could use it they wouldn't need you guys, they would just post what they need themselves.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]This place was hot as hell. When I went in the back door the other businesses were looking at me. I'm sure they are the ones that complained. That shopping center was too busy for a business like that. Maybe if they would have done some cop checks before offering sex they wouldn't have been shut down.

[QUOTE=SlideWay69;2895663]I had another good experience today. Had an hour massage and left happy. More of a Chinese angels experience. $. 40 tip. Seniors pm for details and etiquette.

Slide.[/QUOTE]Clear your in box.

I spent an hour at the Richardson Road AMP in NKY last evening to relieve some soreness that I was experiencing. Met by older attractive masseuse who spoke very little English. She used an app on her phone to translate some of what I was saying to her. This was a new one for me!

I enjoyed an hour long unrushed massage and left relaxed and rejuvenated.

Stopped here last week, 9477 Loveland Madeira Rd Cincinnati, OH 45242, and was greeted by 60 year old ladies who told me they were too busy and to come back in one hour. They advertise younger looking women but this is the second time I've stopped by and never have seen anyone under the age of 50.
The one and only other massage I had there was terrible, but I thought to give them the benefit of the doubt.

1167 W Ohio Pike Amelia, OH 45102 - when the Loveland Massage failed, I remembered this place in Amelia. It appears to be under new management. I had a nice older women; probably late 40's early 50's perform the massage. It was actually very good if you're just seeking a good massage.
The only thing that bothered me was the baby powder applied at the end. I don't want to have any extra sent after a massage and my dark blue shirt had powder all over it after I put it on. The face and scalp massage was excellent.

New Oriental Massage - 8264 Princeton-Glendale Road West Chester OH 45069 - Anyone been to this place, noticed it on Craigslist.

I know this is 100% a longshot here but I really like the girl I had from here. Do you guys think there's any chance in the world that I could find this Girl again? I would love to see her! I have no real name! Or any ideas at all😢 If you guys have any suggestions it would be greatly appreciated!! And if Emily you happen to read this please email me. I know you read my last review haha. I hope I find you LOL.

[QUOTE=EatOne;2898287]New Oriental Massage - 8264 Princeton-Glendale Road West Chester OH 45069 - Anyone been to this place, noticed it on Craigslist.[/QUOTE]If you liked Loveland, you will love this place. It is operated by a couple of great-grandma's with sub par massage skills.