What is up with the Asian Invasion?
[QUOTE=Smerg;2150373]I actually needed a massage, but I also felt dirty from the long hot day so wanted to start with a nice table shower. I should have went with my instincts and the tried and true 1760 spa. I've had good luck there and I love their table shower. But not in character at all, I was feeling like TOFTT. I did a scan of BP and how fortunate, there was a "Grand Opening" advertised; we never see that do we? They advertised "Shower Service". I wasn't completely confident but I gave a call. No answer. A few minutes later I found myself in a texting conversation with the spa. If you think they have a hard time with English in person you should try texting.
I was assured they had a table shower, and they had two locations one in Colonie and one in Schenectady. I happened to be speaking with the Colonie branch so of course she assured my they had the prettier girls.
I figured I'd give it a try.
As I imagined it's the location of the old "Lovely Lady Lingerie"; one of my old favorite spots. I started to get hard as soon as I walked in just from memory reflexes. Typical cute Asian girl, hard to tell age, not young but not too old (30? With a nice rack that was later discovered to be man-made.
Not sure who remembers "Lovely Lady" but you park in back and go in the back door of the converted house. The upstairs is divided into two rooms used for business.
LuLu brings me up to a room and says 6-5. I say "for an hour including table shower?" And, here's where I almost leave when she tells me there's no table shower. She starts saying something about a regular shower so I tell her we can shower together. She says no and starts rambling in broken Engrish. I'm about to leave wen I realize that I actually wanted a massage and there's no time to drive to 1760. So I figure $65 is kinda cheap for an hour of anything.
She freaked out when she saw I left a condom in plain sight on the table. "This place not like that". Then she starts making humping gestures, it was pretty funny.
I assured her that it was still OK, I just wanted a massage.
Turns out Lulu gives a decent massage. After a few minutes I think she got comfortable with me and asked me if I wanted the flip. I don't usually start with the flip but it was all about trying new things. I flip and she goes to town. It was a Happy Beginning. She cleans us up and then I flip back for a pretty good rub down. After a thorough back rub I flip once again. Of course she is so surprised and impressed with my recovery. "you two time? I love it when they act like they never seen another man with such size or skill. (Believe me its an act.).
So I figure quickly figure out why she started with the flip, it was so she could negotiate the second pop. We discuss a few thing, of course I tried for full service but as she explained. "that not allowed here".
I convince her to use her man-made fun bags and some oil. Ahhh, very nice. More clean up, some decent head and front massage and I'm on my way home.
So in summary, no table shower but a decent massage.
Just like all Asian experiences, AMP or otherwise, mileage will definitely vary.
I don't know if this happens to anyone else but during the whole session I was thinking about writing this report and telling you all about the experience. It was actually kinda distracting.[/QUOTE]Great write-up Smerg.
As an Albany boy, I am amazed by how many AMPs there are in the area now (especially in that neighborhood and downtown). Like six or seven of them at last count and, all joking aside, the massage has to be good to enjoy the experience. Glad to hear that part was good, the one I got at 40 Colvin was really good.
I'll try Fuller after my next round of golf and I'll be sure to throw a condom on the table at the start. Maybe we should all do that across the Capital District just to the collective "WTFuckee" from the proprietors. You can be sure, though, that I will not be thinking of y'all or writing a review as my shorts drop to the floor. .
Kira is being mistaken for someone else. New here. Started working 3 weeks ago
[QUOTE=SePuede;2152776]Kira told me $. 35 for hhr so I told her I would think about it (maybe she is charging per pound since is the same number), She texted me $ for fifteen minutes. Over the phone she sounded tired to I decided to pass the offer and when straight to 1760.
70 for the massage and. 30 for the damage. The provider has a name that starts with and and cannot remember what was it. Anyway she has a very nice body and ok face and relatively young. We did not exchange too many words since she does not speak much English. At the turn, she when for the shaft and did her job. I was happy overall and definitely I will return.
I want to know if there is another AMP with the same service as 1760 but in Albany, it is a little far for me.
Se Puede.[/QUOTE]Kira. Was not tired. Just have a raspy voice.
As to prior statement about "Kira" using new name, That is inaccurate as Kira just startex working 3 weeks ago. Kiras birthday is in January also. . please contact me for further info as this inaccurate false statements can be damaging the reputation and business of the wrong person. All kiras clients leave SATISFIED AND COME BACK REGULARLY. .
You passed on a good thing. Mistaken identity. .
[QUOTE=RealFatGuy;2151851]This is a new name for her, I think, at least I know I was going to see her when she was advertising it was her birthday a few months past. I read a few less than stellar reviews about her on this board. Lack luster, not pretending to care, maybe hygiene, mainly I remember poor attitude. So I ended up passing.
RFG.[/QUOTE]You have kira confused w someine else. Kira started posting on be. P. Abiut 3 weeks ago. Just moved here from NYC. Please retract your false statements about kira. You can look back on B. P. and verify when posting and working started.
Look for my review from 2 months ago
[QUOTE=YouKnow89;2158300]First timer on this forum and still relatively new to monhering. Was wondering if anyone had any info on this women, want to go see her but was hoping someone had any info on her. Thanks!
[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/my-hands-are-a-mans-best-friendlet-me-touchyoufeel-amazingpretty-girllook-at-all-my-pics-28/10495875[/URL][/QUOTE]Look for my review from 2 months ago.
Saw a review somewhere, don't remember where.
But, it wasn't good. Something in my memory tells me the monger wrote about a smelly vag, and really dirty looking.
From her pics, I can see that being the case. Admit it, those huge hooters got your attention. Right?
[QUOTE=YouKnow89;2160124]Hey All,
Has anyone seen her before? Might TOFTT and see what she is all about but was wondering if anyone might have any info. Thanks!
[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-body-rub-from-a-latina-hottie-sensual-erotic-34/9076777[/URL][/QUOTE]