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[QUOTE=Bladtinzu]Now with strip clubs. I can tell you which ones and which dancers do what and for how much in Birmingham, Huntsville, Mobile, Houston, Tampa, Charleston, Atlanta, Nashville, Chicago, and finally Dallas.[/QUOTE]Please do share info on Hsv, Bham, and Atl. That would certainly be of much use to me.
B L, as Blad said and I have always said, I'd never go into a motel lot unless under dire circumstances. Most of them have only one way in or out, and you can't see out on the road until you're already out of the lot. And as you saw there's always the chance that a cop might be sitting in the lot that you couldn't see until you got in there. If a girl isn't willing to come out and walk the stroll, then they're not going to get my attention or money. Going to a room or some house where a girl stays isn't a good idea either, because you are in their domain where anything can happen, and more often than not you're going to get ripped off. My experience with motels is I'd go in and within 5 minutes there'll either be a knock on the door or the phone will ring, and it'll be something of 'major' importance that they have to usher you out of the room hurriedly. So if you want to have it on your terms, it's best to go to some motel of your choice or a private spot that you find ahead of time. I've seen several younger looking WSW lately around 1st, but they've all had the 'look' to me that would lend me to think that I'd be getting sorry service or no service.
Dreamed I saw Tiffany at Yoshiko yesterday afternoon. Old and ugly Mammasan handed me off to little one with glasses who was very friendly and touchy feely. She didn't mind that I reciprocated her groping. Tiffany came in and ushered me to a fairly decent table shower followed by a short visit to the sauna. Back to the room for a decent massage, but nothing to write home about. I've visited plenty of AMP's in various places and the massages can range from great to non-eventful. This one was somewhere in between.
On the flip there was some negotiating (which I don't like), but then again it was my first visit there. It's hard to think with the big head when the little one is being toyed with. Tiffany is one HOT babe IMHO and a real treat. This is one dream I hope to be recurring. Would definitely recommend Yoshiko and Tiffany. Very hot gal and it's all on the menu.
It has been a while since I actually stopped to pick up a sw, and for good reason. About a year or so ago I was driving down 1st after work about 11pm. I saw, what looked like a cute bouncy thing walking under the interstate near the Chevron. So, I pulled over asked if she ned a ride and in she jumped. I knew almost immediately it was a mistake. Older than I thought, attitude and just not right. I acted like I was just offering a ride, but she wasn't buying it. She wanted money just to get out of my car, or she was gonna started yellin rape. I reached for my cell phone to call 911, but decided against it. I then made a u-turn and drove back to the McDonalds. They were closed but the were still cleaning up and I knew they had a police officer on duty for security. I pulled up in the first parking place right by the front door, jumped out and went to the front door and started knocking and asking for the police. It sure didn't take long for my car to be vacated. But, it coulda got ugly. I do alot of looking (and AMP) and maybe the right situation will happen to stop.
J
I took a late afternoon cruise around Woodlawn saw a SW around 50th that I had never ran up on. She has an olive complexion stand around 5'9. She was wearing a white sweater and hat. She made eye contact but by the time I got back around she was gone, maybe one of you lucky guys picked her up.
[QUOTE=Fla Hobbyist]
On the flip there was some negotiating (which I don't like)[/QUOTE]
That's why I only take in what I want to spend. An empty wallet is a pretty good bargaining chip. And I let them see that what I pull out of my wallet is all I have on me.
After the Mimi experience I went back and I saw Tiffany. I had a much better time with her.
As my wife just returned from a three day stay up there. She has a big smile, so I can't be sure. Her absence gave me a few outings. Check out the "other areas" of Ala (Dothan specifically) for my updates.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend fellas.
Wiregrass
Was on 1st ave early today. There were plenty to be had. All in white cars. LEO was everywhere. Went down as far as the krispy kreme--there were two in the parking lot. Between there and downtown, I counted no less than 8 white cars. Some where in notel parking lots. Others were on 1st avenue. This was too much for me to hang around.
Little too hot for me. Would like to know where to look as this area is now off limits for me for a while.
Try 3rd Avenue West between Center Street and the fairgrounds, as well as Finley, and 78 West around the motels. Those areas have always had their fair amount of girls. 3rd West, or Bessemer Super Highway as it's also called, is always a good spot to at least find 2 or so girls walking somewhere along that path. The 1st Avenue area has always been an area that is at times hot with cops, and at times you might not see a single one down the whole drive. When I notice too many at one time, I just head over to the aforementioned areas I spoke of and look around there for a while. For those of you that don't know, I've posted a SW guide in the Birmingham folder that describes the areas to look around for SW in the Birmingham and surrounding areas- at least places I've seen SW throughout my travels in the city and it's surroundings.
[QUOTE=Clark Kent]Try 3rd Avenue West between Center Street and the fairgrounds, as well as Finley, and 78 West around the motels. Those areas have always had their fair amount of girls. 3rd West, or Bessemer Super Highway as it's also called, is always a good spot to at least find 2 or so girls walking somewhere along that path. The 1st Avenue area has always been an area that is at times hot with cops, and at times you might not see a single one down the whole drive. When I notice too many at one time, I just head over to the aforementioned areas I spoke of and look around there for a while. For those of you that don't know, I've posted a SW guide in the Birmingham folder that describes the areas to look around for SW in the Birmingham and surrounding areas- at least places I've seen SW throughout my travels in the city and it's surroundings.[/QUOTE]I have tried those areas recently and have found little to nothing. I wonder what happened. There use to be plenty of ladies. And some were not bad. Now it is hunt and seek. Guess they have cleaned up the drugs off the street so now the gals have left the streets and the drug scene. Yeah right.
It's just the luck of the draw, basically. I can be out at times and not see a thing the whole night, then I can be out the very next night and see girls everywhere. The only factors for whether girls will be out is if they have their drug of choice, money for said drug, or a date or dealer who's supplying her with that drugs and money. The hot spots do occasionally move around, motel wise, as to where the girls hang out, and lately it's been the newer motel on 1st by the Anchor. The ones that stay inside the motel and never venture out farther than right outside their room are the ones that ones of us like me wouldn't ever see unless they came out to the stroll. I'm sure the girls are still around, it's just being lucky enough to find them out when you're out. Though it is true some girls might be in jail or rehab, as I know Lesley is in Tutwiler until 2011 or so. The crazy acting girl who always sat on the corner across from the adult book stores on 1st early last year is back. I saw her in her same spot one evening around 7 on that same corner. She's the one that used to twitch alot when she'd be sitting there looking for a date.
The thing we sometimes forget is that these SW are out there because most of them have some form of drug addiction, which in turn causes them to resort to this life as their sole existence while they're addicted to it. It's not what they 'want' to do, so there's always the possibility that some of them might have actually gotten their lives straightened out and went back to their families or just started living a normal life again. The one constant I've always came across when I've spoken to any of the girls I've met who are SW, is some sort of dysfunctional family life at home, or dysfunctional life with a significant other, no matter their class level or area of town they came from, which caused them to get into this type lifestyle. But when one disappears, there's always going to be another to come and take their place. That's the other constant.
Can anyone tell me what the strip clubs are like in terms of service, friendliness, etc?
I have been to them a while back. Sammy's and Charli's both tease, but do not please. No touching at all. Won't be back. I have not been to the Furnace yet. How friendly and accomodating are their ladies?
ROFL dude, on the furnish sacks
[QUOTE=Ginal]Rode down first around 7:00 this am just window shopping. SW's in abundance. C.J., i think around 50th.Three wsw around the motels by Mc Donald. One may have been Michelle. Have not seen her around in a while and she seems to have darker hair now. White girl sitting in door of store at 68th. Appeared to be 3 bsw around 50th at Airport.
Some of these people who have been out on street need to look real hard at the mirror. Why in the hell do they think that the way they look they would be anyone's first choice. They need to work nights and FURNISH SACKS
Maybe they were all out early to vote.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Timinator41]Can anyone tell me what the strip clubs are like in terms of service, friendliness, etc?
I have been to them a while back. Sammy's and Charli's both tease, but do not please. No touching at all. Won't be back. I have not been to the Furnace yet. How friendly and accomodating are their ladies?[/QUOTE]
The few times I've been to [url=http://www.thefurnacebham.com/]The Furnace[/url], it really wasn't much different than Sammy's except for a nicer VIP area. Although I've never spent any time in VIP there, I went for dinner (with a crowd of Sammy's employee's/dancers) and did notice that some Furnace dancers seemed to stay in the VIP rooms for extended time periods, so there could be some possibilities if the $$$$ is right, but usually if a girl would be willing to play inside the club, they would be willing to play outside as well.
Just my experience.
Both Sammy's and The Furnace have good looking girls, maybe a slightly higher class at The Furnace. Have not been able to get any "extra" service at either place, so have stopped going. Both places are OK if you are willing to spend money on drinks for girls just to have them sit with you.
Again, this is just my experience. Others may wish to comment.
[QUOTE=Timinator41]Can anyone tell me what the strip clubs are like in terms of service, friendliness, etc?
I have been to them a while back. Sammy's and Charli's both tease, but do not please. No touching at all. Won't be back. I have not been to the Furnace yet. How friendly and accomodating are their ladies?[/QUOTE]
IMHO, if you want extra's at a Strip Club in Al just make the drive to Huntsville and go to Fantasia. Not the prettiest girls I have ever seen but the VIP area upstairs is very well equipped for the extras. Bring Plenty of money though, a room was $80 for 5 songs last time I went, and expect to pay another bill for FS with some haggle room. In my experience it's as safe an environment as you get though.
[QUOTE=Timinator41]Can anyone tell me what the strip clubs are like in terms of service, friendliness, etc?
I have been to them a while back. Sammy's and Charli's both tease, but do not please. No touching at all. Won't be back. I have not been to the Furnace yet. How friendly and accomodating are their ladies?[/QUOTE]
I remember an HBO special that featured an aging stripper (not too old, just past prime for the pole). She said something to the effect that they guys going to a strip club were going to get fucked alright, just not in the way they want.
If you want to travel outside of the B'ham metro check out Foxy's in the Etowah County metrolpolis of Walnut Grove. It is on Hwy 278 close to the county line. Other remember report extras and take out there. I tried once but I think the girls weren't sure about me so...well as Chris Rock said, "there is no sex in the champagne room". The dancers are average at best but are friendly and in the private dance areas encourage what would draw an illegal use of the hands penalty in other places.
FWIW, I did see a couple of girls on 1st north today around 4:30. Nothing else of note on that route lately.
Just to be clear about some things guys. Fantasia is usually a sure thing (if there ever was such a thing at a strip club). But before going upstairs and forking over 80 bucks do the negotiations downstairs with the dancer of choice first. Worst they can say is they don't do that so at least you know before being out 80 bucks for nothing but empty promises or what you might have thought might go on. Also a c-note is way too damn high to pay for FS there! Your ruining the market if you pay more than 80. Also bring your own condoms as they usually don't carry them on their person, and no one wants to bareback a stripper. If you do just think how many other guys might have been upstairs with her that day before you and just what one of these guys might have. And if the service was really good feel free to tip them. This usually makes them remember you when you return at a later date. Plus they usually have "friends" they can steer you to also. Plus keep the conversation light. If asked what you do be general such as "I'm in sales" or "I'm in marketing" and say it is rather boring and you would rather hear about them. This allows them to get the daily drama they are going through out. Just act interested and it goes a long way. Another thing. DON'T tell them about your family. Most of these dancers hate us anyway because of stupid jerk-off's coming in saying how much of a ***** their wife is and how their kids are driving them crazy. They do this and then drop a couple hundred in a strip club and even in the screwed up mind of a stripper that means something. They wonder what type of guy you really are taking money that they see you should spend on your family you were stupid enough to tell them about. Trust me I know this as fact. I've dated a couple dozen strippers from both Birmingham and Huntsville and no matter how insane they might seem they do have some family values (as little as they may be).
Now Huntsville clubs. As already told Fantasia is usually a sure thing. Fantisies and Double D's avoid like a case of the herpes. Jimmy's you can't do much in the vip due to the camera's and the security guy but take out has always happened there. Visions has pretty much turned into a waste of time as has its "sister" club right behind it. Silverdollar can be avoided at all costs. Katz has turned for the worse but every now and again a "looker" will be there but it is a crap shoot. Extra's have always been avaliable in their "vip". Sometimes they have been free and other 80 bucks at most. The old Dreamgirls is hit or miss and 90% take out as they have tightened the grip on upstairs activities as of my last visit there. The one past A&M going out to New Market is good for a cold beer and that is about it. Dave's closed some years back and I hated to see that. There was this skinny dancer who walked with a limp that went by "Lexi" who was always fun in their vip. Great bbbjws and didn't cost a dime. She just did it to do it. Wonder where she went off to?
Birmingham clubs. The furnace is the primo club in Birmingham now. And everyone says it is rather expensive. I guess I don't know as I have never had to pay for a cover charge or vip room since they opened, but me and the owner go way back. I guess it could be expensive if you did pay for all that. Most of the younger dancers here are fun to talk to but that is about all your going to get from them. There are some excemptions though. The older dancers who have been around a while is where the money should be spent. Take out is on the menu but expect to pay the regular escort rate for Birmingham. Charlies is a joke and should be avoided. Back in the mid 90's sure take out was avaliable but not now. Boobie Trap. A dive and the dancers are god awful so save yourself the trip. Sammy's. Dayshift take out is avaliable but it is depending on a couple of factors. Nightshift is the same way. On night shift being discrete is a major thing to be. Bouncers abound and are looking for a reason if you catch my drift. The Playlate seems to be closed now and has a for sale sign on it. A couple of months back their vip's were in the dressing room and yes extras were plentiful. Just sad nothing there was worth finding out how it was.
And this is just general information guys. I grew up in a strip club so what works for me might not work for you. It's all pretty much hit or miss but that is just part of the game.
Is the Booby Trap still open?
Last time I drove by there, the sign read Wesley's Bingo Arcade and appeared to be closed down after the county shut down all of the bingo/slot machine parlours. (Lots of weeds growing in the parking lot, etc.)
Blaze, this may sound dumb, but how do you ask for extras in a club? Is the term extras the right word? I have been to many clubs and never been offered or even intimated aside from an occaisional fingering.
I take that back, the old Platinum Plus was interesting, but it was so crowded nothing could really happen. Had several girls work their hands into my shorts, but nothing more than that.
The reports on the clubs are really appreciated. Being new to the area I am trying to find out where the real action is. On another note, I have wasted a lot of time calling what I thought was different agencies only to find out that one guy owns most of the names listed in the yellow pages. After calling the third agency this guy, Wally, tells me that he owns all the phone numbers and there was no need to keep calling the different numbers. I didn't believe him and tried several more numbers and sure enough Wally answered each time. I gave up. If someone could post a list of the individulal legitimate agencies in Birmingham, Al I will greatly appreciate it.
[QUOTE=Master Driller]Is the Booby Trap still open?
Last time I drove by there, the sign read Wesley's Bingo Arcade and appeared to be closed down after the county shut down all of the bingo/slot machine parlours. (Lots of weeds growing in the parking lot, etc.)[/QUOTE]Been closed for a long time now.
Had some good times there in the past.
Remember the Platinum Club outside of Anniston? The first time I went in that place and older stripper came and went over the whole menu. The place had some pretty good looking girls too.
[QUOTE=Grl Lvr601]Remember the Platinum Club outside of Anniston? The first time I went in that place and older stripper came and went over the whole menu. The place had some pretty good looking girls too.[/QUOTE]I went to Platinum Club in Anniston back in about 1994-1995, as I remember, it had seperate area for alcoholic beverages, which did not bother me as I don't drink.
Anyway, the ladies would bare it all. I paid $20-$30 for a private dance from a young lady of maybe 22 years of age. We went into a little room that had no door, and a big bouncer stood in doorway about 10 feet from us. I could still see the people sitting in the tables in the main area, but obviously my attention was not focused on them. We sat on a couch. She was 100% naked and she never touched me except with her butt a few times. She was really cute and weighed about 110 lbs. She laid down, with legs spread wide and gave me a full view as she danced away. The best part was when she stradled me and danced for about a minute with that naked bush no more than 6 inches from my face. Man I wanted to grab her ass and bury my face in that bush. She looked that good! But even though I was horny as hell, I was scared of an ass whooping from the bouncer, so I relunctantly kept my hand to myself.
No extra was offered, but I would have gladly shelled out $100 or more for that. Yeah, I'm a dumbass, I should have asked.
Just picked up Ashley at the Anchor. slim build with short hair. .20 for bbbj. A little skittish for my taste. she was very nervous.
[QUOTE=Grl Lvr601]Remember the Platinum Club outside of Anniston? The first time I went in that place and older stripper came and went over the whole menu. The place had some pretty good looking girls too.[/QUOTE]
And they also had that annoying guy in the parking lot with the metal detector. First time I went he scanned me and the thing went crazy. Had to unload 3 pistols and a switchblade in my trunk along with all my buddies arsenal. About gave the guy a stroke. After he found out we were old buddies with Harvey we never got that annoying wand treatment again.
One funny story up there happened in late 1995. I took a friend who was at the time a well known radio personallity from Birmingham up there. On the way back to Birmingham he made me stop in Irondale to get a motel room. Why you may ask? He had to go home to the wife and smelled... No reaked of strange stripper perfume and pussy. To this day I still bring that up to him when I need concert tickets.
I had the full meal deal back in the day at the Platinum Club. It was in their "massage room. " It always depended on which girl I picked, because some would only actually give a massage and some would offer FS. I really had to negotiate and talk in code. I went to school with a couple of the girls who ended up there. An interesting story about Jack, the ponytailed security guard who dressed up like he was SWAT. Jack was apparently robbing everyone blind who lived near and around the club. He had a pretty good fencing operation going right out of the trailer next door to the club. Oh yeah, he lived in that trailer as well. His activities were discovered when the Feds started looking at Harvey for his doings, and Jack ended up hanging himself in jail. What was amazing to me about the whole thing is that, from what I remember reading, the Feds found approximately $1, 000, 000 in cash at Harvey's residence. I blew so much money at that place over the years from the time I turned 18 until it closed. Does anyone remember the girl "Ironic?"
[QUOTE=Shockwave]Just picked up Ashley at the Anchor. slim build with short hair. .20 for bbbj. A little skittish for my taste. she was very nervous.[/QUOTE]
probably because she just got out of jail, she was arrested a couple weeks ago
Lisa was back in town last week. She called me on Tues to let me know she was back in town for a few days. Made arrangements to get a room and spend the night with her. Had an even better time than when I was seeing her regular last fall. $.5 and all holes were open, fucked her hard for nearly three hours, knocked the mattresses off the bed, screwed her sweet little ass while she screamed "Oh God- you're an animal!!"
We kept taking breaks every 45 minutes or an hour or so to cool off with a cold wet washcloth. She got up to go to the sink, and I bent her over the sink and fucked her in the ass while she made out with her reflection in the mirror.
After nearly four hours, we had to stop but I never quite got to where I needed to be, so we took a break and went to get something to eat. We got back and she made a few phone calls and passed out in bed, so I took advantage of the situation and pulled her pants and thong off and hit that pretty pussy till we both came.
Saw her again for a quickie Thursday afternoon before she left town, Thursday was nothing that great, we were both in a hurry - but she promised me that next time she was in town shed be even wilder that she was on Tuesday.
I'll rest for a couple of weeks and then I might have to drive over to Gwinnet where shes staying now and get with her again.
[QUOTE=Saguy2] Does anyone remember the girl "Ironic?"[/QUOTE]
Oh yes I do. Had a very interesting limo ride with her and Seduction from Anniston to Hoover to pick up something Harvey just had to have that night. I cannot for the life of me remember what that was he had to have but remember in detail that ride there and back.
And I didn't know that about that Jack guy. But everyone back the was running some kind of scheme of one type or another so it doesn't shock me.
I know two Lisa's that service the Dothan area. Both are currently locked up.
Old Lisa is the prettier one and is VERY skilled/ open to anything; Hispanic Lisa just lays there.
Your Lisa sounds quite remarkable to me; when you are finished with her please send her down south.
Saw a BSW several times today, a couple of times walking on 6th Ave South and then again on 1st Ave North. She looked like the maid on The Jeffersons (was her name Florence?) so I doubt I could have got it up with her regardless of her skills.
About the Platnum Club and strip clubs in general....yep that stripper smell seems pretty much universal (plus the glitter some of them use). I've washed out clothes in a motel sink more than once while out traveling and trying to get rid of the stripper smell before heading home. Once I came in from traveling and was PO'd at my old lady so I stopped off at a strip club on the way home...I drove home smoking a cigar and driving damn near hanging out the window trying to either cover up or blow off that lap dancers aroma. The first strip club I ever got serviced at was in Biloxi, MS back when there was a row of such places on the coast. That was near 30 years ago and I still remember the girl. I was just barely legal and was so scared about getting rolled that...well it wasn't my best performance.
[QUOTE=Grl Lvr601]
The first strip club I ever got serviced at was in Biloxi, MS back when there was a row of such places on the coast. That was near 30 years ago and I still remember the girl. I was just barely legal and was so scared about getting rolled that...well it wasn't my best performance.[/QUOTE]
Oh the old infamous strip. That was back when Mike Gillich ran the place. Before Pete Halat and Kirksey Nix and him got busted for clipping judge Sherry and his wife. Pete was always an idiot but stealing from Kirksey and blaming it on a judge was the final act of stupidity he did. Wonder when he is up for parole?
[QUOTE=Saguy2]I had the full meal deal back in the day at the Platinum Club. It was in their "massage room. " It always depended on which girl I picked, because some would only actually give a massage and some would offer FS. I really had to negotiate and talk in code. I went to school with a couple of the girls who ended up there. An interesting story about Jack, the ponytailed security guard who dressed up like he was SWAT. Jack was apparently robbing everyone blind who lived near and around the club. He had a pretty good fencing operation going right out of the trailer next door to the club. Oh yeah, he lived in that trailer as well. His activities were discovered when the Feds started looking at Harvey for his doings, and Jack ended up hanging himself in jail. What was amazing to me about the whole thing is that, from what I remember reading, the Feds found approximately $1, 000, 000 in cash at Harvey's residence. I blew so much money at that place over the years from the time I turned 18 until it closed. Does anyone remember the girl "Ironic?"[/QUOTE]
I remember Ironic! Cute little spinner blond girl. Used to take my dick out and play with it in the dance area. BBBJ's etc. That's still one of the best clubs ever. Even compared to Houston. Okay, maybe not that good but damn. She used to put a cig in her pussy on stage and "smoke" it. I think that was her.
Just saw your post, haven't even had time to read the others below it but I saw the Ironic comment and knew you had been there. I moved away so I'm not even sure when they closed but there were many girls there that played. Gees dude, that was like over 10 years ago!
Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Wesley's is still open. But apparently only at peak times (aka Friday & Saturday night). I don't go there (after several bad episodes with dancers), but I pass there on the way to points north along 78 hwy. Try on Friday & Saturday nights, they were definitely open for business last Friday PM.
[QUOTE=Nebulite]Been closed for a long time now.
Had some good times there in the past.[/QUOTE]
The old Platinum Club off Anniston Beach Road. I was there alot from 90-93. I actually got to be good friends with alot of them lets see Ironic, Obsession, Cammie, Cinderella, Kat, Seduction (the original not the one that was masquerading under the name at Charlies a year or so ago), Diamond, Cheyenne and so on. Yeah Jack the dude with the vampire teeth actually did hang himself. Some of those girls are still around and pop up time to time. You'd be surprised.
The Platinum Club was the best, especially for a 18 year old college kid in 93-94. I was there one night that Cheyenne chick was there. Lordy momma!! She ended up having a big spread in Gallery later on that summer. I made good use of that mag, lol. The daytime was the best though. No cover. I took some friends there one time, and sat up by the stage. Well, the girl who was dancing came over and grabbed the back of my head and shoved it within a inch of her poon. I damn near had a heart attack! All I had to do if I wanted was stick my tongue out just a little and I would have struck gold. One of my buddies damn near came on himself. I love debauchery!
Even though The Platinum Club kind of reminded me of Porky's (the club in the movie) I had some great times there myself.
Cheyenne. How could I forget about her. I wonder what happened to her? And I would go ahead and say her real name but not sure hwere she is now and what she is doing so I'll play it safe.
Went by the Anchor looking for Ashely again but found nothing of interest. Talked a little with "Destiny" (WSW) and asked if she knew where Ashley was staying. She offered her services but I declined. She ended up being nice and helpful in tracking Ashley down.
Destiny asked for a ride to the Shell and back. Since she was so helpful just a few min ago, I figured "why not". Just as we are leaving the parking lot and pulling onto the street, LE pulls right in behind me. Road my bumper all the way to the Shell parking lot. As I pulled up to the Shell I thought about just dropping her off but decided to wait for her return. Heck, I was just giving her a ride the store, right?
He pulled in right behind me and waited for about 5 min. Ran my plates and pulled up my info. Then rolled up next to me and started off by throwing my name around and saying he knows all about me and where I work/live. Asking me why am I here on this side of town. Told him I was just giving somebody a ride to the store and was just being nice.
He said he had my info and was wondering if I would mind if he called my wife to let her know about the people I had riding in my car (He must have seen my wedding ring or was trying to bluff me). I told him to go ahead call my wife. I told him, "If you can get the ***** to move out the house, I'll put you on my Christmas card list."
After a chuckle he rolled away.
That was my first LE encounter while mongering. :)