Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Mr Sassinak; 1315832]I was in O. C. For a training (I'm teacher) and decided to hit a strip club before heading back to the hotel and then home Tuesday evening. After doing a little research, the general consensus here is the bird or the Sahara. I popped into the Sahara at 8pm (not liking the setup, its 10 to get in, plus 1 drink of 8. 12 dollars per hour as a min, and with a very limited selection of girls and Mr. Clippy watching me and the clock HARD) I left after an hour.

Shot over to the Flamingo, and it was just as dead but a slightly better selection of girls and setup (and none of that 1 drink every hour crap). One rather cute skinny filipina enticed me to the back and it was decent. Everything was natural (no aftermarket equipment).

Only thing I can advise gents, is be prepared. (I wasn't since options are rare these days) , but we all adapt. *smile.

Total damage including the entry fee and drink, was 160.[/QUOTE]Did you get the name of the lady?

Hi guys,

Visited your area a week or so ago and thought I'd relay two amazing experiences I had at T. J. 's. I don't read a lot on here about this club, but compared to what I have back here it's a great place. If I lived there, I'd, well, live THERE!

Friday night I was approached by a hispanic / asian mix. 21, no kids, very young, cute some ink. Goes by Luxe I think. Grabbed the bull by the horns at the table and promised me a good time in the VIP bed dance area. $150 for 15 minutes. I was explicit as to what I expected, she opened her little purse up and showed me a few condoms she had and said let's go Amigo. The second that curtain was closed, she was on her knees thanking me in untranslated french. I returned the favor to that hot young body in as many positions as I could think of before the time was up. We were both wobbly when we came out, but happier. Definitely a keeper.

Then Sunday night a blond, only 20yo, came up and did a similar thing at the table. I shook off the ebony girl who was wasting my time and I took Cassie to the $10 area, where we got hot and bothered in short time. She asked for the VIP. No stranger to the process, I asked what I would get. In the nude booth (100 for 15 min) , she wordlessly motioned from her chest up. In the VIP bed area, she motioned her whole body up and down. I may not know sign language, but I didn't need to be asked twice. In the VIP area she was as good as the first girl, no hesitation and it was a full GFE, my mouth planted over hers just to keep her quiet. We went over by 5 minutes, but no matter nobody noticed. BTW, Cassie wanted to earn my trust, so she asked for only $40 to start and the rest when I had gotten what I wanted. I did, but just don't look under that little bed if you go in there.

I have both sets of digits and have been in constant communication with them (they are young girls you know). Next time I'm out next month they promised me OTC action. And I promise you a full report.

Stopped by the bird today for a late lunch.

It was very slow, but there were 10+ girls working.

I got a tall BIG chested natural brunet that took me to the. 1 area.

My hands were free to roam everywhere, didn't care who was looking.

She took care of me and made sure she finished what she started.

Total damage, .7.

Good time over all. Think I'll visit her again, if I only remembered her name. LOL

[QUOTE=Obama; 1326261]Hi guys,

I don't read a lot on here about this club, but compared to what I have back here it's a great place.[/QUOTE]Or maybe NOT! LOL!

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Stopped by Thursday afternoon. I'll cut to the chase here. The old Bird is back and dirtier then ever. Handshake in full affect. Got hit up by that dirty talking Russian with the small tits and big nipples. Went instead with the short dark haired gal. Can't recall her name. Insert your favorite stripper name here (Destiny, Jazell, Candy, ect.). She's about 4'10" without heels. Total and complete customer service in the $10 dance area. There was a clipboard guy glancing at the dance area apparently to tally dances, but his distance was totally kept. I got the impression that you can't go wrong with any of the girls working this shift.

Amazing how things change two weeks later. I visited the Bird on Thursday. Wish I hadn't! Only four girls on the floor. There might of been more in the dressing room. I wasn't there long when the viper brunette tried to suck the life out of me. The let's go for a lap dance with a polite NO from me resulted in a huffy Humm from her. Note to self. Don't go during shift change. Hit and a miss night. Cut my losses and tried the desert club. Not much better. Last resort on a Hx appointment fell thru. Damn!

Went to the bird to take a friend and have him cheered up.

Immediately got bombarded with girls it seems like there was 9 girls there that night and we where the only two guys there. Kept getting asked to buy drinks for girls but said no. After being asked so many times the bar girl just gave up on asking us. My friend ended up spending 2. As for me I spent most of the night checking out who was working. I got approached alot and kept getting compliments about my looks and how I was in shape to the point that there was a new girl a bit ditzy that would not take the hint that I wasnt interested. And to say the least about this other girl who seemed to be on heavy medication to the point that there was a large gap in her responses. Finally after being groped and inticed I gave in to this tall blond with big fun bags and had a few. 1 dances and it seems like the girl was getting off the dances because I could feel her getting moist and wet and well I don't have to elaborate that much. And if not for the clipboard guy it would have gotten very heated there very fast. Total damage was. 6 I would have gotten more but that night I was treating my buddy so saving it for when I go back again by myself. At the end of the dance the blond asked for my number. Has anyone else gotten this or was it how I thought and she was just using this as a tactic to get more customers.

[QUOTE=Woody489;1331902]At the end of the dance the blond asked for my number. Has anyone else gotten this or was it how I thought and she was just using this as a tactic to get more customers.[/QUOTE]It sounds like you had a good time. I wouldn't put too much into the fact that she gave you her number. Most likely she'll use it to text you and try to get you to visit her ITC again when things are slow. If you hear from her at all.

I made my monthly visit to the bird late this afternoon and had dances from four of the girls. The first three were pretty forgettable and the fourth was a smokin' hot latina mix named L*la. She said she had just turned 20 and her attitude and conversation skills reflected that. Still, she had the hottest, tightest body of anyone I've seen at the bird so far. Literally like a VS model. I did a couple of the $.10 dances with her and fell for the $ VIP upsell which was frankly a disappointment. She didn't fully close the curtain and I left blue and frustrated. Still, I was given free reign to roam on her tight, naked body and she did a little bit of playing with jr. But all in all I would not repeat with her. I'm also quickly learning that I prefer a somewhat older dancer for the conversation portion. I know, call me old fashioned!

Holy shit.

We had the almost exact same experience. Dances from 4 girls and some being from Lola. She ok. Too much makeup. But she grabbed my cock lots in the $10 and promised more in the VIP. But I politely declined. And now I'm glad I did. Lola is ok. Gia wasny much better. Alana was the worst. Said if I wanted to see her tits pay for VIP. But shit. I forgot the name of the girl I did VIP with. Best BJ of my life holly? I think holly. Darker. Face not as good as others but was wearing really thin yoga pants. And I'm a sucker for yoga pants. All in all expensive day but I don't go that often.

[QUOTE=OCCruzer;1335089]I made my monthly visit to the bird late this afternoon and had dances from four of the girls. The first three were pretty forgettable and the fourth was a smokin' hot latina mix named L*la. She said she had just turned 20 and her attitude and conversation skills reflected that. Still, she had the hottest, tightest body of anyone I've seen at the bird so far. Literally like a VS model. I did a couple of the $.10 dances with her and fell for the $ VIP upsell which was frankly a disappointment. She didn't fully close the curtain and I left blue and frustrated. Still, I was given free reign to roam on her tight, naked body and she did a little bit of playing with jr. But all in all I would not repeat with her. I'm also quickly learning that I prefer a somewhat older dancer for the conversation portion. I know, call me old fashioned![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joe Valdez; 1336623]Holy shit.

We had the almost exact same experience. Dances from 4 girls and some being from Lola. She ok. Too much makeup. But she grabbed my cock lots in the $10 and promised more in the VIP. But I politely declined. And now I'm glad I did. Lola is ok. Gia wasny much better. Alana was the worst. Said if I wanted to see her tits pay for VIP. But shit. I forgot the name of the girl I did VIP with. Best BJ of my life holly? I think holly. Darker. Face not as good as others but was wearing really thin yoga pants. And I'm a sucker for yoga pants. All in all expensive day but I don't go that often.[/QUOTE]Glad to know I wasn't the only one who had that experience. I've also had some $.1 dances with Alana and really wanted to see what she would provide in the VIP but I'm glad I passed on her. Too bad since she's one of my personal favs. Next time you're at the Bird look for Sasha, a latina who's about a 6. While not the best looking her service more than makes up for it.

[QUOTE=Leronardo;1330191]I wasn't there long when the viper brunette tried to suck the life out of me. The let's go for a lap dance with a polite NO from me resulted in a huffy Humm from her.[/QUOTE]Which brunette the young petite one?

Had a free night and went to the Bird. I havnt been to strip clubs in 5 years, as I always feel ripped off. Got in and got a coke. Seems I got as much action on mr Happy sitting at the table watching the show. Had dances from 3 girls, lots or roaming for 2 10 dances. Each one said the 100 VIP is just roaming no play. But the 150 is HJ- I was blunt and just asked. Tall girl, slim was best, let me kitty play, but no FIV. Turned them loose and dances, all asked for tip on top of dances, only caved to one.

Now I am back watching no one dance at the stage, and a good looking blond in fishnets sits by, and starts to give mr happy a work out, and encourages me at the table. Gives me the same song on the VIpP. I told her no go. She stayed around, and my little brain took over. I said for a HJ for 100 in the curtained VIP. She said OK.

Go to VIP, unbuckled and I open pants and she starts. Instead of sitting near me, it looks like she is dancing and then reaches around. Lousy technique, while the HJ is going on, she is not being affectionate and all over me, which is how I like it. Finally finished, felt like it was almost self service. Would not repeat, . If I go in another 5 years, it will be to soon. Total 10 entry. 60 dances 100 for lousy HJ- better value at AMP; s for any services.

Totally concur.

Much more enjoyable to get tugged at an MP then by a ditzy stripper. You may sacrifice in looks, but the MP girls hands down are more experienced and hence have better technique. Also, it's a more relaxed environment, and you may get a decent massage to boot-at least at some of the Asian places. After being exposed to the Tijuana strip club of Hong Kong, it's hard for me personally to take USA strip clubs seriously-overpriced and more hoops to jump through.

Be Well,

R Dawg.

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1344491]Had a free night and went to the Bird. I havnt been to strip clubs in 5 years, as I always feel ripped off. Got in and got a coke. Seems I got as much action on mr Happy sitting at the table watching the show. Had dances from 3 girls, lots or roaming for 2 10 dances. Each one said the 100 VIP is just roaming no play. But the 150 is HJ- I was blunt and just asked. Tall girl, slim was best, let me kitty play, but no FIV. Turned them loose and dances, all asked for tip on top of dances, only caved to one.

Now I am back watching no one dance at the stage, and a good looking blond in fishnets sits by, and starts to give mr happy a work out, and encourages me at the table. Gives me the same song on the VIpP. I told her no go. She stayed around, and my little brain took over. I said for a HJ for 100 in the curtained VIP. She said OK.

Go to VIP, unbuckled and I open pants and she starts. Instead of sitting near me, it looks like she is dancing and then reaches around. Lousy technique, while the HJ is going on, she is not being affectionate and all over me, which is how I like it. Finally finished, felt like it was almost self service. Would not repeat, . If I go in another 5 years, it will be to soon. Total 10 entry. 60 dances 100 for lousy HJ- better value at AMP; s for any services.[/QUOTE]

I stopped by here last week, just to have a point of comparison to the Bird. First dancer I tried was H**, a really sweet girl, good conversationalist, and just pleasant to be with. Took her back for a 3 for $30 dance, and it was a decent experience, kind of high school girlfriendish, not a lot of heat, but fun and nasty in a sweet way.

Immediately after I returned to my seat, I was assaulted by P**, a MILF-y dancer who put my hands all over her, draped herself on top of me, and gave me the Sahara salute. I took her back for a 3 for $30 dance, and she was blunt asking for my needs and making clear her intention to meet them. Unzipped, three songs and a squirt of lotion later (!) , I was a happy camper.

No tip was requested, but I tipped each of them $10, and they were very happy.

The only downside was, I was in a good mood, and when the waitress asked me if I wanted to buy the dancer a drink, I said yes. $20 for my water and her diet coke. What a rip. I handed the waitress the $20, and she didn't even wait for a tip. I guess they are used to being stiffed when guys feel ripped off, but I would have given her something just to be fair, after all she doesn't set the price. But geez, never again.

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty; 1347049]I stopped by here last week, just to have a point of comparison to the Bird. First dancer I tried was H, a really sweet girl, good conversationalist, and just pleasant to be with. Took her back for a 3 for $30 dance, and it was a decent experience, kind of high school girlfriendish, not a lot of heat, but fun and nasty in a sweet way.

Immediately after I returned to my seat, I was assaulted by P, a MILF-why dancer who put my hands all over her, draped herself on top of me, and gave me the Sahara salute. I took her back for a 3 for $30 dance, and she was blunt asking for my needs and making clear her intention to meet them. Unzipped, three songs and a squirt of lotion later (!) , I was a happy camper.

No tip was requested, but I tipped each of them $10, and they were very happy.

The only downside was, I was in a good mood, and when the waitress asked me if I wanted to buy the dancer a drink, I said yes. $20 for my water and her diet coke. What a rip. I handed the waitress the $20, and she didn't even wait for a tip. I guess they are used to being stiffed when guys feel ripped off, but I would have given her something just to be fair, after all she doesn't set the price. But geez, never again.[/QUOTE]Yea I love that P* over at Sahara that little dab of lotion makes for one of the more enjoyable strip club experiences. She is also unlike most strippers who just try to squeeze every dollar out of you. During the dance she asked if I would be doing just one 3 for 30 or a couple. When I said 1 instead of upselling she new she only had 3 songs to get the job done. I will definetly repeat with her.

[QUOTE=HugoTheMan;1347632]Yea I love that P* over at Sahara that little dab of lotion makes for one of the more enjoyable strip club experiences. She is also unlike most strippers who just try to squeeze every dollar out of you. During the dance she asked if I would be doing just one 3 for 30 or a couple. When I said 1 instead of upselling she new she only had 3 songs to get the job done. I will definetly repeat with her.[/QUOTE]Exactly. My experience was the same. She seems like a hard hustler, but she is actually very customer-centric. Definitely more interested in building repeat business. She offered to do the VIP room, and I have a feeling that would be a whole new level (PSE?) , but I don't swing that way.

Sounds like the Sahara is worth revisiting. Always was a dive place back in the day. If they're doing boothside releases without the high cost VIP that's a win. Of course you could do this and then fly over to the bird and do the VIP room there if you wanted to have a second full pop albeit much costlier but hopefully with more "interaction".

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty;1347818]Exactly. My experience was the same. She seems like a hard hustler, but she is actually very customer-centric. Definitely more interested in building repeat business. She offered to do the VIP room, and I have a feeling that would be a whole new level (PSE?) , but I don't swing that way.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1344491]Had a free night and went to the Bird. I havnt been to strip clubs in 5 years, as I always feel ripped off. Got in and got a coke. Seems I got as much action on mr Happy sitting at the table watching the show. Had dances from 3 girls, lots or roaming for 2 10 dances. Each one said the 100 VIP is just roaming no play. But the 150 is HJ- I was blunt and just asked. Tall girl, slim was best, let me kitty play, but no FIV. Turned them loose and dances, all asked for tip on top of dances, only caved to one.

Now I am back watching no one dance at the stage, and a good looking blond in fishnets sits by, and starts to give mr happy a work out, and encourages me at the table. Gives me the same song on the VIpP. I told her no go. She stayed around, and my little brain took over. I said for a HJ for 100 in the curtained VIP. She said OK.

Go to VIP, unbuckled and I open pants and she starts. Instead of sitting near me, it looks like she is dancing and then reaches around. Lousy technique, while the HJ is going on, she is not being affectionate and all over me, which is how I like it. Finally finished, felt like it was almost self service. Would not repeat, . If I go in another 5 years, it will be to soon. Total 10 entry. 60 dances 100 for lousy HJ- better value at AMP; s for any services.[/QUOTE]I'm.

I'm not the most confident guy in strip clubs but I think you just got some bad dances dude. The last 3 times I've been to the bird I have finished on the bench and every VIP trip ends with a jimmy on junior hiding at the Y. Unless it has changed much lately I'd say go durring the middle of the week earlier in the day, Lisa is a frisky one who won't try to sell you the VIP but will still make sure you finish. The latina chick there who's name evades me sat down and straight up told me 150 in the VIP = sex. I can't say what you're doing wrong but I can tell you for the same or less than you spent you can get a lot more.

Good luck!

Hi all, first time posting here.

I am an occasional Bird visitor; went to bird 3-4 times in December.

I think I can confirm that the bird is back to normal level of quality of girls and mileage, both at couch area and VIP; the counter seems almost gone.

One dancer that caught my eyes was Reyla (Something like that) ; early 30's Latina with short hair and dark skin.

She's 7-8 for most guy's scale but she was just my type.

Easy to talk to, nice conversation, good dances (YMMV) , great skin.

I even got couple of VIP dances and she made sure I could leave happy.

Recommend if you like Latina MILF type.

Does anyone have anymore information on her?

Or any other recommendations for high mileage dancers at bird?

Thanks in advance

Hi all, first time posting here.

I am an occasional Bird visitor; went to bird 3-4 times in December.

I think I can confirm that the bird is back to normal level of quality of girls and mileage, both at couch area and VIP; the counter seems almost gone.

One dancer that caught my eyes was Reyla (Something like that) ; early 30's Latina with short hair and dark skin.

She's 7-8 for most guy's scale but she was just my type.

Easy to talk to, nice conversation, good dances (YMMV) , great skin.

I even got couple of VIP dances and she made sure I could leave happy.

Recommend if you like Latina MILF type.

Does anyone have anymore information on her?

Or any other recommendations for high mileage dancers at bird?

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Friendlylurker; 1351066]I'm.

I'm not the most confident guy in strip clubs but I think you just got some bad dances dude. The last 3 times I've been to the bird I have finished on the bench and every VIP trip ends with a jimmy on junior hiding at the Y. Unless it has changed much lately I'd say go durring the middle of the week earlier in the day, Lisa is a frisky one who won't try to sell you the VIP but will still make sure you finish. The latina chick there who's name evades me sat down and straight up told me 150 in the VIP = sex. I can't say what you're doing wrong but I can tell you for the same or less than you spent you can get a lot more.

Good luck![/QUOTE]

I was at a seminar down in San Diego. On the way back I decided to give the bird a shot due to all the recommendations and stories from this forum. I think it was $20 to get in plus another $20 for a drink or two. I sat down and there was a girl on me within seconds. Her name was Naomi. With heals on she was about six feet tall. Long legs. Perfect bolt-ons. Peach for an ass. Brunette. Just perfect. She was a little old. 35, but the body of a 22 year old. Plus, I figured the experience would make her less shy. Within 10 seconds of introducing herself to me she grabbed my cock and shaked it a bit to wake him up. Then she grabbed my hands and put them on her body telling me not to take them off her. I molested her for a good 10 mintues before opting for a lap dance. I don't like that they are out in the open. $10 per song. She let me suck on her tits and would flash her pussy at me. After 3 songs I couldn't handle it anymore. I asked her what happens in the private lap dance room and the VIP. She told me the private both was $100, she'd get naked with some touching. In the VIP for $150 she'd get naked and give me a hand job. This girl had me under her finger. I opted for the sure thing. Off to the VIP room we went. First, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. Found a condemn and wrapper in the toilet unflushed. Figured that was a good sign. Went back to the room. She immediately unzipped my pants and started jacking away. She told me not to cum on her hand and to let her know when I was close. I was like,"WTF?" But whatever. So she jacks me while I'm playing with this hot brunettes ass and tits. I let her know I was about to cum so she hands me a kleenex. I jerk off with one hand while playing with her tits with the other. Pretty anti-climatic. I would have liked her hand wrapped around my cock while I shot my load. I'm assuming thats what the condem was for? That way one could cum with the mess? Live and learn I suppose. As soon as I came she got dressed and that was it. Along the line I bought her a $20 drink as well. She told me they have to get a certain amount of drinks sold per night. It was an expensive uninspired handjob. $40 to get in the door. $20 for her drink. $30 for the lap dances. Then $150 for the VIP room. Then she asked for a tip! I think I had 8 $20 bills so I told her to keep the change. The next day I noticed she had friction burned my cock while jacking me off. It scabbed over and everything. Definitely not getting a dry hand-job again any time soon. I wish she would have used lotion or spit at least. She was smoking hot but $240 was a little much for a half hour or so in the club. I figured that visit was the equivilent to three visits to the local AMP. After reading the posts some more, I think I'll try Sahara next time.

Damn! You been HAD! You can get better service in the $10 area with a different girl. Sorry bud.

[QUOTE=Colocolo99;1356032]I was at a seminar down in San Diego. On the way back I decided to give the bird a shot due to all the recommendations and stories from this forum. I think it was $20 to get in plus another $20 for a drink or two. I sat down and there was a girl on me within seconds. Her name was Naomi. With heals on she was about six feet tall. Long legs. Perfect bolt-ons. Peach for an ass. Brunette. Just perfect. She was a little old. 35, but the body of a 22 year old. Plus, I figured the experience would make her less shy. Within 10 seconds of introducing herself to me she grabbed my cock and shaked it a bit to wake him up. Then she grabbed my hands and put them on her body telling me not to take them off her. I molested her for a good 10 mintues before opting for a lap dance. I don't like that they are out in the open. $10 per song. She let me suck on her tits and would flash her pussy at me. After 3 songs I couldn't handle it anymore. I asked her what happens in the private lap dance room and the VIP. She told me the private both was $100, she'd get naked with some touching. In the VIP for $150 she'd get naked and give me a hand job. This girl had me under her finger. I opted for the sure thing. Off to the VIP room we went. First, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. Found a condemn and wrapper in the toilet unflushed. Figured that was a good sign. Went back to the room. She immediately unzipped my pants and started jacking away. She told me not to cum on her hand and to let her know when I was close. I was like,"WTF?" But whatever. So she jacks me while I'm playing with this hot brunettes ass and tits. I let her know I was about to cum so she hands me a kleenex. I jerk off with one hand while playing with her tits with the other. Pretty anti-climatic. I would have liked her hand wrapped around my cock while I shot my load. I'm assuming thats what the condem was for? That way one could cum with the mess? Live and learn I suppose. As soon as I came she got dressed and that was it. Along the line I bought her a $20 drink as well. She told me they have to get a certain amount of drinks sold per night. It was an expensive uninspired handjob. $40 to get in the door. $20 for her drink. $30 for the lap dances. Then $150 for the VIP room. Then she asked for a tip! I think I had 8 $20 bills so I told her to keep the change. The next day I noticed she had friction burned my cock while jacking me off. It scabbed over and everything. Definitely not getting a dry hand-job again any time soon. I wish she would have used lotion or spit at least. She was smoking hot but $240 was a little much for a half hour or so in the club. I figured that visit was the equivilent to three visits to the local AMP. After reading the posts some more, I think I'll try Sahara next time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rntintheoc;1356534]Damn! You been HAD! You can get better service in the $10 area with a different girl. Sorry bud.[/QUOTE]I second that. I've had FS in the $100 curtain area with no extra tip before but I've also been completely ripped off in the same area. Definitely a case of YMMV. After those two VIP experiences, I resigned myself to the fact that the. $ lap area is a much better value without the risk.

Yeah, I figured I got screwed. You can really get a manual release in the $10 section?

[QUOTE=Rntintheoc;1356534]Damn! You been HAD! You can get better service in the $10 area with a different girl. Sorry bud.[/QUOTE]

Every time I've been there. As a general rule, I never go for the first one to approach me either. I figure they're kind of like screeners or a first line of defense; the better ones are watching.

[QUOTE=Colocolo99;1356813]Yeah, I figured I got screwed. You can really get a manual release in the $10 section?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Colocolo99;1356032]I was at a seminar down in San Diego. On the way back I decided to give the bird a shot due to all the recommendations and stories from this forum. I think it was $20 to get in plus another $20 for a drink or two. I sat down and there was a girl on me within seconds. Her name was Naomi. With heals on she was about six feet tall. Long legs. Perfect bolt-ons. Peach for an ass. Brunette. Just perfect. She was a little old. 35, but the body of a 22 year old. Plus, I figured the experience would make her less shy. Within 10 seconds of introducing herself to me she grabbed my cock and shaked it a bit to wake him up. Then she grabbed my hands and put them on her body telling me not to take them off her. I molested her for a good 10 mintues before opting for a lap dance. I don't like that they are out in the open. $10 per song. She let me suck on her tits and would flash her pussy at me. After 3 songs I couldn't handle it anymore. I asked her what happens in the private lap dance room and the VIP. She told me the private both was $100, she'd get naked with some touching. In the VIP for $150 she'd get naked and give me a hand job. This girl had me under her finger. I opted for the sure thing. Off to the VIP room we went. First, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. Found a condemn and wrapper in the toilet unflushed. Figured that was a good sign. Went back to the room. She immediately unzipped my pants and started jacking away. She told me not to cum on her hand and to let her know when I was close. I was like,"WTF?" But whatever. So she jacks me while I'm playing with this hot brunettes ass and tits. I let her know I was about to cum so she hands me a kleenex. I jerk off with one hand while playing with her tits with the other. Pretty anti-climatic. I would have liked her hand wrapped around my cock while I shot my load. I'm assuming thats what the condem was for? That way one could cum with the mess? Live and learn I suppose. As soon as I came she got dressed and that was it. Along the line I bought her a $20 drink as well. She told me they have to get a certain amount of drinks sold per night. It was an expensive uninspired handjob. $40 to get in the door. $20 for her drink. $30 for the lap dances. Then $150 for the VIP room. Then she asked for a tip! I think I had 8 $20 bills so I told her to keep the change. The next day I noticed she had friction burned my cock while jacking me off. It scabbed over and everything. Definitely not getting a dry hand-job again any time soon. I wish she would have used lotion or spit at least. She was smoking hot but $240 was a little much for a half hour or so in the club. I figured that visit was the equivilent to three visits to the local AMP. After reading the posts some more, I think I'll try Sahara next time.[/QUOTE]I was there last Friday afternoon and had an interesting encounter with this Naomi. But first, you got some of the price info incorrect so for the record, the most you pay to get in is $20 total which includes a ticket for your first drink. A coupon in the Sports section of the OC Register will save you another $5-10 depending on the time of day. And dudes, you never have to buy a girl a drink no matter how wet her tears, but if you do, keep in mind that the same ladies drink they sell for $20 can also be purchased for $10. So if you are in a generous mood, tell the waitress you'll spring for a $10 drink.

Naomi is older than what I'm looking for in SCs, but when she sat down with me we clicked very nicely. She also brought over the waitress to assist in the "table service" and this for me is as good as it gets. I am seriously moved by erotic surprise. For me it is more exciting to catch a moment of wardrobe malfunction where a waitress's navel might be momentarily exposed than seeing a stripper splayed out totally naked spread eagle on the stage.

So the waitress sits down and the two of them are continuously and delightfully working my package at the same time and I've got their pretty heads together ear to ear smiling at me sexy from about 1/4 inch from my nose and its just fucking HOT! This is service worthy of compensation in my book so I buy them each a $10 drink to keep the party going. And it does for another good 10 minutes! I've also got my hands inside the waitress's blouse. Gently caressing her tits with no protest. Despite her denials, no doubt she's been a dancer or whatever, but she understands the taboo fantasy that men like me enjoy of scoring service from the forbidden fruit as compared to the easily available dancer services. I think Naomi was slightly put off that my interest was definitely more concentrated on the waitress than on her.

Normally I would not go for dances with Naomi, but I felt that at $10 a dance and with the friendly connection we were making, that I could spare another $20 for a couple of dances. Her intentions were very good. Getting under my zipper. But like Colocolo posted, her touch was a little rough and I prefer it to be tender. Had I gone more than a couple of dances bruising was inevitable, but I called it off in time. BTW, Naomi tells me that working in a high mileage environment is new to her despite having many years experience as a dancer. But says she got comfortable with doing BJs and HJs after a few months at the Bird. But based on Colocolo's report, not totally comfortable about it yet.

Did the same with several other dancers. 2 to 4 $10 dances a piece and held my load back for an anticipated encounter with one of my Thai MP favoritas after these "warm up" encounters. Every dancer produced what is expected of a Dirty Bird for a lousy $10! Wish I could remember the name of this 20 year old ultra spinner who almost made me cum just watching her display her naked charms on stage under bright light. Pretty sure she's something of a brat but my jaded veteran's cool broke her down and she went from cold bitchy to warm and friendly in a hurry by my side at the table.

Seriously, the Bird is not a great place to get laid but IMO, no strip club is a great place to get laid and I choose to stay away from penetration and don't throw my money away in VIP rooms. Short of that, it is a great outlet for everyman's fantasy of being able to rub up against and, sex up and be sexed up by numerous pretty girls at a very modest expense.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1357717]I was there last Friday afternoon and had an interesting encounter with this Naomi. But first, you got some of the price info incorrect so for the record, the most you pay to get in is $20 total which includes a ticket for your first drink. A coupon in the Sports section of the OC Register will save you another $5-10 depending on the time of day. And dudes, you never have to buy a girl a drink no matter how wet her tears, but if you do, keep in mind that the same ladies drink they sell for $20 can also be purchased for $10. So if you are in a generous mood, tell the waitress you'll spring for a $10 drink.

Naomi is older than what I'm looking for in SCs, but when she sat down with me we clicked very nicely. She also brought over the waitress to assist in the "table service" and this for me is as good as it gets. I am seriously moved by erotic surprise. For me it is more exciting to catch a moment of wardrobe malfunction where a waitress's navel might be momentarily exposed than seeing a stripper splayed out totally naked spread eagle on the stage.

So the waitress sits down and the two of them are continuously and delightfully working my package at the same time and I've got their pretty heads together ear to ear smiling at me sexy from about 1/4 inch from my nose and its just fucking HOT! This is service worthy of compensation in my book so I buy them each a $10 drink to keep the party going. And it does for another good 10 minutes! I've also got my hands inside the waitress's blouse. Gently caressing her tits with no protest. Despite her denials, no doubt she's been a dancer or whatever, but she understands the taboo fantasy that men like me enjoy of scoring service from the forbidden fruit as compared to the easily available dancer services. I think Naomi was slightly put off that my interest was definitely more concentrated on the waitress than on her.

Normally I would not go for dances with Naomi, but I felt that at $10 a dance and with the friendly connection we were making, that I could spare another $20 for a couple of dances. Her intentions were very good. Getting under my zipper. But like Colocolo posted, her touch was a little rough and I prefer it to be tender. Had I gone more than a couple of dances bruising was inevitable, but I called it off in time. BTW, Naomi tells me that working in a high mileage environment is new to her despite having many years experience as a dancer. But says she got comfortable with doing BJs and HJs after a few months at the Bird. But based on Colocolo's report, not totally comfortable about it yet.

Did the same with several other dancers. 2 to 4 $10 dances a piece and held my load back for an anticipated encounter with one of my Thai MP favoritas after these "warm up" encounters. Every dancer produced what is expected of a Dirty Bird for a lousy $10! Wish I could remember the name of this 20 year old ultra spinner who almost made me cum just watching her display her naked charms on stage under bright light. Pretty sure she's something of a brat but my jaded veteran's cool broke her down and she went from cold bitchy to warm and friendly in a hurry by my side at the table.

Seriously, the Bird is not a great place to get laid but IMO, no strip club is a great place to get laid and I choose to stay away from penetration and don't throw my money away in VIP rooms. Short of that, it is a great outlet for everyman's fantasy of being able to rub up against and, sex up and be sexed up by numerous pretty girls at a very modest expense.[/QUOTE]As usual, another great report!

And very well summed up.

Thanks!

So at the Sahara are they doing HJ's with lotion during the dances for that plus tips or more of here's the lotion.

And goto town on your own? Going to head to there or the bird tomorrow or this weekend.

Will do a VIP at the bird at a later date. Always wanted a stripper to bang there.

Rolled into sahara around 10:30pm, sat down and within 2 minutes had a older girl named paulina sit next to me, she asked a few times if I wanted a dance and I was trying to shoot her down and then she said the words they always say " It will be the best dance of your life" I told her how I've noticed they all say that and she said that she" doesn't like to waste peoples time, its bad for biz" and she assured me I would leave happy, Normally I would have passed because she wasnt my cup of tea, but I was in a bit of a rush so we headed to the dance area. Once we sat she went to town, she had her hand in my pants within 5 seconds, she gave me the option of lube or condom, I take a while to finish, so I ended up buying 2 of the 3 dances for $30. 00, overall that was well worth the. 6 for the dance.

My biggest regret is once I left the dance area, I had a seat and "Lelani" came out from the back and sat and chatted with me for a few, Damn, this girl is hott, she has a body like Tila Tequila, small asain, with huge bolt ons, gorgeous face, I wish I would have waited and took the dances from her instead, I will have to stop in soon to get a dance from her.

Overall, I saw about 8 girls working. 2 black girls with tight body's, both of them had bolt ons, and were fit, very hot. 1 taller brunette, about 5 8' skinny, small A cups, cute face. 1 short hispanic girl, around 5 3' thick thighs, and what looked like some nice C cups. 2 asain girls, the previously mentioned Lelani and another asian girl with a big shoulder tattoo, she was hot, but Lelani was more my cup of tea.

Then there was one sloppy chubby white brunette, she was so bad looking she looked out of place and Paulina who was Mid. Late 30's 5 3' 130lbs D cup bolt ons, not the best looker but very high mileage in the dance area.

Overall I Had a good time, I will return, It was my first time stopping in, Which is odd because I work within 2 minutes of the place pretty much exactly between the bird and sahara.

Haven't been to Cali girls since remodel few years ago.

Use to be dump w lower tier girls, however it was cheap and easy place.

Much improved layout decor and girls.

Wed night. 1030.

About 25 patrons and 10 girls working. A few knockouts, the rest not bad at all w only one girl I wasn't attracted to.

10 entrance. 6 cocacola, bikini dances 10 and rest up.

Talked to a few, there were a couple new girls and they weren't lying, real young, really cute, great real girl conversations, and the worst dancers ever.

A thick girl named sugar caught my attention. Early twenties, light skin, black hair, thick almost chubby, attractive face, big curves, perky breasts, and seemed to be on drugs, definitely not speed or coke, some sort of downer relaxer because of her slow movement, speech, and gaze. Perfect.

Hits me up a few times, sits next to me, feels the goods and explains two for twenty bikini, or 3 for fifty topless in private behind curtain.

Went to private and was great, what every stripper should be and Cali girls is lucky to have her. Told bouncer she'll start when next song starts, but started anyhow. Customer service satisfaction or what. Great dancer, great moves, and lots of play. At third song, I tried to negotiate for the kill but she seemed confused unwilling, suggested I ATM and buy more dances. I declined due to the unkn own, but she pulled out my junk and continued dance, jerked me off rubbing her beautiful natural perky tits, rode me w no penetration and almost got me to commit to more dances but declined. She went over song and was perfect except for not finishing me off, I tipped her 10 and said thanks, then she put her hand in my pants to say goodbye.

Went back out, was goin to leave when the amazing hot tall asian with slender curvy bod hit the stage and hadfew dudes rushing to the stage. Stuck around to see her really work it. Ill be back to get a dance.

Because of sugar, I recommend paying Cali girls a visit.

Is there anything to be had at Cali Girls? It's location is convenient to me, but I haven't read much on the boards here. Is it in the same class as the Bird? In other words, I've gotten fucked at the Bird in the VIP, can that be done at CG?

[QUOTE=Velvetx; 1379138]Haven't been to Cali girls since remodel few years ago.

Use to be dump w lower tier girls, however it was cheap and easy place.

Much improved layout decor and girls.

Wed night. 1030.

About 25 patrons and 10 girls working. A few knockouts, the rest not bad at all w only one girl I wasn't attracted to.

10 entrance. 6 cocacola, bikini dances 10 and rest up.

Talked to a few, there were a couple new girls and they weren't lying, real young, really cute, great real girl conversations, and the worst dancers ever.

A thick girl named sugar caught my attention. Early twenties, light skin, black hair, thick almost chubby, attractive face, big curves, perky breasts, and seemed to be on drugs, definitely not speed or coke, some sort of downer relaxer because of her slow movement, speech, and gaze. Perfect.

Hits me up a few times, sits next to me, feels the goods and explains two for twenty bikini, or 3 for fifty topless in private behind curtain.

Went to private and was great, what every stripper should be and Cali girls is lucky to have her. Told bouncer she'll start when next song starts, but started anyhow. Customer service satisfaction or what. Great dancer, great moves, and lots of play. At third song, I tried to negotiate for the kill but she seemed confused unwilling, suggested I ATM and buy more dances. I declined due to the unkn own, but she pulled out my junk and continued dance, jerked me off rubbing her beautiful natural perky tits, rode me w no penetration and almost got me to commit to more dances but declined. She went over song and was perfect except for not finishing me off, I tipped her 10 and said thanks, then she put her hand in my pants to say goodbye.

Went back out, was goin to leave when the amazing hot tall asian with slender curvy bod hit the stage and hadfew dudes rushing to the stage. Stuck around to see her really work it. Ill be back to get a dance.

Because of sugar, I recommend paying Cali girls a visit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DJones;1379401]Is there anything to be had at Cali Girls? It's location is convenient to me, but I haven't read much on the boards here. Is it in the same class as the Bird? In other words, I've gotten fucked at the Bird in the VIP, can that be done at CG?[/QUOTE]Hit and miss. Like any place there are a few ones that do provide SOME extras. Its more or a lap dance place with a 25% chance of a wank. Sahara or the BIRD are the best ones to go to in the area.

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1379617]Hit and miss. Like any place there are a few ones that do provide SOME extras. Its more or a lap dance place with a 25% chance of a wank. Sahara or the BIRD are the best ones to go to in the area.[/QUOTE]Thanks. 25% isn't good enough for me. There's a certain thrill that comes with getting laid behind the curtain by a stripper. Sure it costs, and the money might be better spent on a pro in a hotel room, but that thrill can't be had any other way.

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1379617]Hit and miss. Like any place there are a few ones that do provide SOME extras. Its more or a lap dance place with a 25% chance of a wank. Sahara or the BIRD are the best ones to go to in the area.[/QUOTE]Based on my recent experience at the Bird, and the "VIP" area, it would be difficult to get more then a HJ, but maybe you guys are lucky.

I will have to try the Sahara based on recent reports, havn't been there in years.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1357717]I Wish I could remember the name of this 20 year old ultra spinner who almost made me cum just watching her display her naked charms on stage under bright light. Pretty sure she's something of a brat but my jaded veteran's cool broke her down and she went from cold bitchy to warm and friendly in a hurry by my side at the table.

QUOTE]

Does anyone know the name of the "ultra spinner"?

Went to the bird last night at 6:30 pm only a few patron there. Got lap dances from allisa and luscious both are wonderful, but luscious gives better lap dances.

Will come back to the bird again. The only thing I hate about the whole experiences from the bird is the blonde waiter keep on asking you to buy drink for the girls.

And won't take no for an answer.

[QUOTE=Concunho1; 1387076]Went to the bird last night at 6:30 pm only a few patron there. Got lap dances from allisa and luscious both are wonderful, but luscious gives better lap dances.

Will come back to the bird again. The only thing I hate about the whole experiences from the bird is the blonde waiter keep on asking you to buy drink for the girls.

And won't take no for an answer.[/QUOTE]Yes I hate that too when the waiters are non-stop pushing drink. The very worst is in Tijuana clubs (Adalitas, HK, CC, etc.) hell I have been in those clubs with my girl giving head and they want to know if you will buy them a drink.

The Tall Man

[QUOTE=The Tall Man; 1389268]Yes I hate that too when the waiters are non-stop pushing drink. The very worst is in Tijuana clubs (Adalitas, HK, CC, etc.) hell I have been in those clubs with my girl giving head and they want to know if you will buy them a drink.

The Tall Man[/QUOTE]Ahhhh. Adalitas and the others. How I miss those days. Want to go back. But all that violence and kidnapping is no bueno for us American Folk. I'm hispanic but they'll call me out knowing I'm a US Citizen in an instant.

Sorry for going off topic LOL. But yet. The freakin waitresses asking for drinks is damn annoying. Worse than the girls themselves asking if they want a dance- even after declining 2-3 times. Smh

[QUOTE=The Tall Man; 1389268]Yes I hate that too when the waiters are non-stop pushing drink. The very worst is in Tijuana clubs (Adalitas, HK, CC, etc.) hell I have been in those clubs with my girl giving head and they want to know if you will buy them a drink.

The Tall Man[/QUOTE]I was getting a HJ, waitress peeks in the curtin and asks me to buy her a drink. Still said no =)