Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2024389]They increased the house fee to 80 from 70. I don't see a justification for that there.[/QUOTE]I already avoid the places that charge 70.00, for 80.00 they need to be washing my car too.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2024389]They increased the house fee to 80 from 70. I don't see a justification for that there.[/QUOTE]Was in lombard today and saw the sign has changed. Any change / improvement in qualty or service? Went once a couple years ago and was pretty underwhelmed. Pm if necessary.

Same as Elite. The increase to 80 is not justified.

[QUOTE=Monstermonster;2037725]Was in lombard today and saw the sign has changed. Any change / improvement in qualty or service? Went once a couple years ago and was pretty underwhelmed. Pm if necessary.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2037741]Same as Elite. The increase to 80 is not justified.[/QUOTE]I figured as much, but hoped it may have improved. One of the worst AMPs in the south burbs has recently become one of my favorites, so I was hoping this was one of those miraculous turnarounds.

After going to another spa based on the reviews of another and finding the girl 20 years older than advertised, I left and went over to Pine Tree. Saw June who I have seen many times before and she gave me a pretty decent massage followed by getting undressed and mutual touching, standard finish, $40 and out. Look to have some new girls, but they were all busy when I arrived, at least I didn't have to wait.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker;2022479]About a month or so 2 other mongers and I went to Ace. Called ahead to make sure they had 3 girls working. So we show up and ALL of the girls there were 50+ years old. Massage and ts were good. Full menu at this place.[/QUOTE]Went to Ace a couple of weeks ago based on a review from another site. The review said that Sophie or Sophia was a hot spinner and hot. Showed up for Sophia and she was an old lady. All of the girls there were old ladies. Not a turn on!

[QUOTE=HappyHound;2045228]Went to Ace a couple of weeks ago based on a review from another site. The review said that Sophie or Sophia was a hot spinner and hot. Showed up for Sophia and she was an old lady. All of the girls there were old ladies. Not a turn on![/QUOTE]Ace is such a waste of time. They advertise hot or new management and it's the same old shit. I quit going to those places off Roosevelt because it was such a waste. A couple years back someone reviewed the location saying there was a hot blonde Asian spinner. Went twice and struck out both times. Don't get me wrong, I left happy. But an old lady encouraging me is such a turn off. I have that at home already.

I've driven by and never gone in because of some good intel that you get shorted on time and the ridiculous pricing. These reports solidify the fact that this is too be avoided.
Some grandma's are OK, LOL.

[QUOTE=Biscuit123;2045361]Ace is such a waste of time. They advertise hot or new management and it's the same old shit. I quit going to those places off Roosevelt because it was such a waste. A couple years back someone reviewed the location saying there was a hot blonde Asian spinner. Went twice and struck out both times. Don't get me wrong, I left happy. But an old lady encouraging me is such a turn off. I have that at home already.[/QUOTE]

Although I swore I wouldn't go back, I figured I'd stop by since I have a hard time going into Cove when the parking lot is full (especially after 6 PM). Hit Ivy, and the door fee is up to .8. Same crappy attitude and service. Could've stayed home, paid a 3 day memebership to a porn site and gotten better results. TS was lame, massage was lame (and I asked for a medium massage, especially my neck and shoulders) and the finish was a means to an end. Ugh. When will I ever learn..

I was bored and wanted a nice back walking session, so I did the unthinkable & went to Ace. Such a dumb decision. First, this $80 sh*t is for the birds. Then, the shower was fast & uneventful, even though she did giggle & wash the goods. I was in the sauna so long, I began to sweat after drying off. Then I had to wait forever in the room, to the point I opened the door & was about to ask for my money back. The massage was good, just what I needed, then the grandma HJ, which I was surprised I was able to finish, and then more massage which was also good. I'm still kicking myself for wasting the $.

I'm seeing 80 dollar house fee more with Korean AMP's these days. Not warranted if the service is bad. At least your massage was good.

[QUOTE=ChicagoScott;2045844]I was bored and wanted a nice back walking session, so I did the unthinkable & went to Ace. Such a dumb decision. First, this $80 sh*t is for the birds. Then, the shower was fast & uneventful, even though she did giggle & wash the goods. I was in the sauna so long, I began to sweat after drying off. Then I had to wait forever in the room, to the point I opened the door & was about to ask for my money back. The massage was good, just what I needed, then the grandma HJ, which I was surprised I was able to finish, and then more massage which was also good. I'm still kicking myself for wasting the $.[/QUOTE]

I tell the ladies this all the time that I'm there primarily for the massage and if they are charging 80, it better be good. I get laughed at sometimes because they think we are there just for the extras. I've been here and I told the lady that for 80 is too much and I should get a bottle of water and I got laughed at. Oh well. There is absolutely no justification for the price increase here.

[QUOTE=JMarshall;2045773]Although I swore I wouldn't go back, I figured I'd stop by since I have a hard time going into Cove when the parking lot is full (especially after 6 PM). Hit Ivy, and the door fee is up to .8. Same crappy attitude and service. Could've stayed home, paid a 3 day memebership to a porn site and gotten better results. TS was lame, massage was lame (and I asked for a medium massage, especially my neck and shoulders) and the finish was a means to an end. Ugh. When will I ever learn..[/QUOTE]

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In short in order: massage good, extra fair, TS ok. But as I was getting dressed, she was getting the room ready and at one point folded the towel I just used. I went home and took another bath, I am not a hygiene freak, but I do believe in the basics. I wondered how many other guys used this towel since it was washed last, and then I thought about the sheets. Not going back under these conditions.

My experience. Massage sucks, extra ok, did not do TS. Looks homely.

[QUOTE=Moccdawg;2056299][URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/4410090088.html[/URL]

In short in order: massage good, extra fair, TS ok. But as I was getting dressed, she was getting the room ready and at one point folded the towel I just used. I went home and took another bath, I am not a hygiene freak, but I do believe in the basics. I wondered how many other guys used this towel since it was washed last, and then I thought about the sheets. Not going back under these conditions.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Moccdawg;2056299][URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/4410090088.html[/URL]

In short in order: massage good, extra fair, TS ok. But as I was getting dressed, she was getting the room ready and at one point folded the towel I just used. I went home and took another bath, I am not a hygiene freak, but I do believe in the basics. I wondered how many other guys used this towel since it was washed last, and then I thought about the sheets. Not going back under these conditions.[/QUOTE]I learned to pay attention to how the girls clean up a room. I've had a case of the itch on more than one occasion. Alice's on Wentworth gals did that before. Watch and cut them out if you see them refold or remove from the room.