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[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2884381]When I was there I had a Korean woman named Candy. She was between 50 and 55 would be my guess, she was short and fat. The BO was so bad that my eyes were tearing up. A lovely combination of BO and rotten kimchi sweat coming from her pours made for a scent experience that I hope to never have again. It took 2 days to get that smell out of my sinuses. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I can just imagine laying there and wishing it was over, LOL.
[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2884363]I think she goes by the name Happy now. When I was going there a couple years ago I got her and it was awful. Cigarettes and BO. My understanding is she still owns it.[/QUOTE]Cigarettes and bad body odor. What more can you ask for? Thanks killed my sex drive for today! LOL! Rocket Dork.
A poster on another site states that he had a great time with Kristie.
Anyone confirm or is this just another Green Spa sham?
Hate to keep making trips down memory lane about the old Green Spa, but please indulge me one more time. The best thing about Green Spa was that it was inside a nondescript office building. It was next door to a Walgreen's and I use to park in the Walgeen's parking lot, sometimes pop into the the store to buy condoms, and then stroll over to the office building. Just a perfect location. I would give my left nut to be 15 years younger again and sneaking out of work for an appointment, LOL.
[QUOTE=Hoagie666;2881753]Went to this newer place in Warrenville it's off 59 behind a bank next to a.
Pizza place. Walked in greeted by this gorgeous Asian lady who then gave me my massage. Let me just say things was worth every cent.[/QUOTE]No doubt the petite asian lady is good looking. But she has lots of attitude. I called her for directions and she said its just behing the bank. I said I can't find it (as there is no sign board outside). She said its not her problem. We were having a nice conversation with some roaming. Then she said she would charge $100 for taking her top off but no touching. I denied the offer, she rudely said that now she won't even give me happy ending. She wrapped up massage in next 5 minutes. I dressed up again, handed over $20 tip (she made fun of it), took a bottle of water and drove back home. Felt like a grade a ass hole.
[QUOTE=Roxane;2897679]No doubt the petite asian lady is good looking. But she has lots of attitude. I called her for directions and she said its just behing the bank. I said I can't find it (as there is no sign board outside). She said its not her problem. We were having a nice conversation with some roaming. Then she said she would charge $100 for taking her top off but no touching. I denied the offer, she rudely said that now she won't even give me happy ending. She wrapped up massage in next 5 minutes. I dressed up again, handed over $20 tip (she made fun of it), took a bottle of water and drove back home. Felt like a grade a ass hole.[/QUOTE]You Sir, had the unlucky experience of meeting Poison Ivy. Don't beat yourself up over it, you aren't the only guy out there who has felt the wrath of Poison Ivy. I am just amazed that she is still in business. SaintChuck.
[QUOTE=Roxane;2897679]No doubt the petite asian lady is good looking. But she has lots of attitude. I called her for directions and she said its just behing the bank. I said I can't find it (as there is no sign board outside). She said its not her problem. We were having a nice conversation with some roaming. Then she said she would charge $100 for taking her top off but no touching. I denied the offer, she rudely said that now she won't even give me happy ending. She wrapped up massage in next 5 minutes. I dressed up again, handed over $20 tip (she made fun of it), took a bottle of water and drove back home. Felt like a grade a ass hole.[/QUOTE]Don't feel like an asshole. She's the asshole, not you. And if she had made fun of the $20 tip, I'd have made an effort to get it back from her, and then I would have made fun of her. A lot of lessons need to be learned by these Third Worlders with their inflated egos.
About a year ago. I was getting a massage from an older Chinese woman in the Round Lake area. Works out of her house. Visited after lunch. And she just kept farting.
She'd lean forward, and pffft!. Said nothing. Then lean forward again. Pfffft! Again and again. My eyes were watering. But yes, you guessed it. Fucked her anyway. Bob.
[QUOTE=RocketDork;2884388]Cigarettes and bad body odor. What more can you ask for? Thanks killed my sex drive for today! LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]
[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5560419937.html[/URL] Bob, now I don't feel so bad about some of the stuff that has happened to me. I wonder if you are talking about the lady in this link? Even after all of those farts you still managed to lay the pipe, priceless. SaintChuck.
That's poison IVY at her best or worse. I used to go a lot until she started getting lazy on the massages. Her self esteem is very low. I went in there once and she asked how my holidays were. I said they were quiet. She says oh, no one invited you anywhere. I said no, overall they were just quiet and she said OH ok. She mentioned about the 100 to me once and I laughed at her.
[QUOTE=Roxane;2897679]No doubt the petite asian lady is good looking. But she has lots of attitude. I called her for directions and she said its just behing the bank. I said I can't find it (as there is no sign board outside). She said its not her problem. We were having a nice conversation with some roaming. Then she said she would charge $100 for taking her top off but no touching. I denied the offer, she rudely said that now she won't even give me happy ending. She wrapped up massage in next 5 minutes. I dressed up again, handed over $20 tip (she made fun of it), took a bottle of water and drove back home. Felt like a grade a ass hole.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2897891][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5560419937.html[/URL] Bob, now I don't feel so bad about some of the stuff that has happened to me. I wonder if you are talking about the lady in this link? Even after all of those farts you still managed to lay the pipe, priceless. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I had an MP that had really smelly feet once. When I was on my stomach, I got a big whiff every time she walked by the head of the massage table. It was horrible. Nice gal, but whoa!
[QUOTE=Roxane;2897679]No doubt the petite asian lady is good looking. But she has lots of attitude. I called her for directions and she said its just behing the bank. I said I can't find it (as there is no sign board outside). She said its not her problem. We were having a nice conversation with some roaming. Then she said she would charge $100 for taking her top off but no touching. I denied the offer, she rudely said that now she won't even give me happy ending. She wrapped up massage in next 5 minutes. I dressed up again, handed over $20 tip (she made fun of it), took a bottle of water and drove back home. Felt like a grade a ass hole.[/QUOTE]Yep. That's Poison Ivy. As I've stated before, she has the worst phone etiquette out there. It's amazing that she gets any new customers.
[QUOTE=Bob521;2897869]About a year ago. I was getting a massage from an older Chinese woman in the Round Lake area. Works out of her house. Visited after lunch. And she just kept farting.
She'd lean forward, and pffft!. Said nothing. Then lean forward again. Pfffft! Again and again. My eyes were watering. But yes, you guessed it. Fucked her anyway. Bob.[/QUOTE][URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5566404107.html[/URL] Bob, if this is the lady you are talking about, you can count me in. She only charges. 4 for an hour and unlimited farts. SaintChuck.
Never know what you'll get with her! Last time I saw her it was great. Time before that she basically cursed me out LOL.
[QUOTE=Roxane;2897679]No doubt the petite asian lady is good looking. But she has lots of attitude. I called her for directions and she said its just behing the bank. I said I can't find it (as there is no sign board outside). She said its not her problem. We were having a nice conversation with some roaming. Then she said she would charge $100 for taking her top off but no touching. I denied the offer, she rudely said that now she won't even give me happy ending. She wrapped up massage in next 5 minutes. I dressed up again, handed over $20 tip (she made fun of it), took a bottle of water and drove back home. Felt like a grade a ass hole.[/QUOTE]
I am tired to busting my money out and getting rubbed by ugly old ladies. Suggestions for good parlours / in calls?