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Military guy just got stationed her are there any places that do happy endings.
[QUOTE=Prince83;3292221]Say it isn't true. Is Mimi gone? Went by there and there is a fatty mamesan type at window with 2 cute doggies who said she took Mimi place. I think this is Karen that worked alone for awhile last year when they first reopened. The other mamesan was giving massage at the time. Said they are only two working there now. New younger gal at Tai Ji apparently went home early so I have not partaken with her yet.[/QUOTE]The other cute girl Leigh told me Mimi was on a two week vacation and would return. Who knows.
Heard the same today by Leigh, if you're referring to the mamesan that's been there over past few months. I never knew her name. LOL. I walked out, and into my appointment at Tai Ji. New younger girl is named Bella. She is a very fun gal. And apparently highly demanded for a girl that's only been there two weeks. I have noticed an abnormally HIGH amount of Korean men in and out of there on my last 3 visits. Hmm.
Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!
[QUOTE=Prince83;3293385]Heard the same today by Leigh, if you're referring to the mamesan that's been there over past few months. I never knew her name. LOL. I walked out, and into my appointment at Tai Ji. New younger girl is named Bella. She is a very fun gal. And apparently highly demanded for a girl that's only been there two weeks. I have noticed an abnormally HIGH amount of Korean men in and out of there on my last 3 visits. Hmm.[/QUOTE]Had a massage from Bella this weekend. Yeah, she has a great smile & has good English skills and playful / flirty. But she didn't even tease as some of the others do. Stayed well clear of all my naughty parts.
[QUOTE=SteveStone123;3308819]Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA![/QUOTE]Excellent post and funny too. A couple more observations.
All of the rub and tugs have the same doorbell sound. Some legit ones also have the same doorbell, but I wonder if its not some secret signal and the legit ones with the bells are just laying low.
If they have a tiny window at the front counter things are looking up.
If they ask for the money up front, leave the change on top of your clothes. It will save you a trip back into your pocket and its a good signal to the HE provider.
Be cool. There is no need in shoving your cock into any body part close to that area. All of the girls know you want a HE, legit or not. The HE providers will follow thru on their schedule, so enjoy the massage and relax. If they are legit, you just ruined what might be a decent massage.
Regarding lubes in #9, baby oil seems to be the most prevalent or its just the easiest bottle to pick out.
03-20-2017.
No new ladies at any of the MPs. Confirmed by all 5 mamesans. Same 3 ladies at Brown Springs for awhile, same 3 at Lus for awhile, same 2 at MGM since Mimi left, same 2 at Tai Ji although one on way, same 4 at June.
Hey guys,
I know some may get tired of reading my seemingly insignificant post regarding our AMP talent, but know that every post is intentional and purposed. I believe accurately updated and organized information will be very beneficial to us achieving success and ultimately save countless of wasted trips to AMPs in our area. One thing is for sure. We have 5 AMPs that have been mostly successfully operating in our area of around 250 k population. Aside from MGM a couple times none have been shut down either. Meaning they are strictly legit, or VERY tightly operated. But know that very rarely do AMPs not provide extras at all. Legit only claims on mean that they are tightly ran and will take a few visits and accurate information to open doors. The information I try to convey and receive helps us to navigate these tightly ran AMPs effectively without the insult of DIY service that has risen and been running rampant in our area. I refuse to settle for it anymore so I hope we can all be better at observing, gathering, and remembering details about our visits to share better intel amongst each other. I will lay out the masseuses I know of general descriptions to start and help a few out.
Most beautiful masseuses IF you could get extras: Bella at Tai Ji, Yuyu at Lus and even Sarah, and Mandy at Junes. Last two don't give massages generally. All perfectly proportioned bodies, youthful, and good English.
Not beautiful but passable IF you could extras: Lena and Amy at Brown Springs, Annie at Tai Ji, Leigh at MGM, Katy, Amy, and Candy at Junes.
Not worth a visit unless you know for sure without a doubt you will get extras, but even then LOL: Susu at Brown Springs, newer mamesan at MGM, Mary at Lus.
Just my opinions but please feel free to join in and share. Stay safe.
[QUOTE=Prince83;3320341]Hey guys,
I know some may get tired of reading my seemingly insignificant post regarding our AMP talent, but know that every post is intentional and purposed. I believe accurately updated and organized information will be very beneficial to us achieving success and ultimately save countless of wasted trips to AMPs in our area. One thing is for sure. We have 5 AMPs that have been mostly successfully operating in our area of around 250 k population. Aside from MGM a couple times none have been shut down either. Meaning they are strictly legit, or VERY tightly operated. But know that very rarely do AMPs not provide extras at all. Legit only claims on mean that they are tightly ran and will take a few visits and accurate information to open doors. The information I try to convey and receive helps us to navigate these tightly ran AMPs effectively without the insult of DIY service that has risen and been running rampant in our area. I refuse to settle for it anymore so I hope we can all be better at observing, gathering, and remembering details about our visits to share better intel amongst each other. I will lay out the masseuses I know of general descriptions to start and help a few out.
Most beautiful masseuses IF you could get extras: Bella at Tai Ji, Yuyu at Lus and even Sarah, and Mandy at Junes. Last two don't give massages generally. All perfectly proportioned bodies, youthful, and good English.
Not beautiful but passable IF you could extras: Lena and Amy at Brown Springs, Annie at Tai Ji, Leigh at MGM, Katy, Amy, and Candy at Junes.
Not worth a visit unless you know for sure without a doubt you will get extras, but even then LOL: Susu at Brown Springs, newer mamesan at MGM, Mary at Lus.
Just my opinions but please feel free to join in and share. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I also will usually refuse to tip for DIY, except in special circumstances, I. E. , small tip if they give really really good massage, and assist by rubbing the boys and down under, and maybe allow roaming hands. One local girl rubbed and probed everything, and I mean everything, except Johnson.
[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3322184]I also will usually refuse to tip for DIY, except in special circumstances, I. E. , small tip if they give really really good massage, and assist by rubbing the boys and down under, and maybe allow roaming hands. One local girl rubbed and probed everything, and I mean everything, except Johnson.[/QUOTE]Just today. In the Dothan area. I only tipped $5.
It was also for a DIY. However she did allow me to pull down her britches and view her in her panties, with NO touching above the belly-button.
What did it yield me? A scolding, with her calling me a bad man. Too bad and too sad, I gave her fair warning, she chose not to believe me.
[QUOTE=Wiregrass;3322228]Just today. In the Dothan area. I only tipped $5.
It was also for a DIY. However she did allow me to pull down her britches and view her in her panties, with NO touching above the belly-button.
What did it yield me? A scolding, with her calling me a bad man. Too bad and too sad, I gave her fair warning, she chose not to believe me.[/QUOTE]Thats funny! A spa girl scolding a guy for wanting some fun. Maybe she should try another line of work, maybe waitress in sushi bar.
Yuyu at Lu's is a hard no. Big tease and everything's out in the open and then she didn't seal the deal. Only offered DIY.
Can anyone verify if Mimi at MGM is worth a visit?
[QUOTE=RealDealMan03;3340072]Yuyu at Lu's is a hard no. Big tease and everything's out in the open and then she didn't seal the deal. Only offered DIY.
Can anyone verify if Mimi at MGM is worth a visit?[/QUOTE]Hey buddy,
One page back would answer your question about Mimi. She is still no longer at MGM as we have already posted. We advise you to read the advice given in recent pages and make a couple trips based on what you read which should help you have better success. Good luck.
[QUOTE=Prince83;3340359]Hey buddy,
One page back would answer your question about Mimi. She is still no longer at MGM as we have already posted. We advise you to read the advice given in recent pages and make a couple trips based on what you read which should help you have better success. Good luck.[/QUOTE]When I called yesterday, they said she worked on Thursday, Friday and Saturdays.
Well I called and they did mention Mimi would be possibly returning tomorrow, but couldn't confirm for sure. My guess is a Mimi will be there soon but probably not the same one from before. I've hardly ever seen a masseuse return to same MP. But who knows. We will see soon.