Massage Parlor Reports

Interesting. From the ad this seems like the typical CMP. Decent massage with a happy ending with their hands. Maybe some roaming too but not much else. On the other hand, with the latina mps around there might be more.

[QUOTE=Reggae Guy]I keep seeing this ads for aroma therapy in mid-city. Anybody have any info for this place? I read on another post that some AMP will run racy ads but when you get there, nothing extra is offered or happens.

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[QUOTE=Reggae Guy]I keep seeing this ads for aroma therapy in mid-city. Anybody have any info for this place? I read on another post that some AMP will run racy ads but when you get there, nothing extra is offered or happens.

[url]http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-aroma-therapy-in-la-mid-city-near-downtownand9733/8856720[/url][/QUOTE]Do amp girls every look that good? I mean shit, do any amps use real pics in their ads?

[QUOTE=Revoemag]Do amp girls every look that good? I mean shit, do any amps use real pics in their ads?[/QUOTE]
The answer is "yes" once you find the right spots.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]The answer is "yes" once you find the right spots.[/QUOTE]I concur! Pay your dues and you'll eventually find a hottie, gem, diamond in the rough. Just make sure to get her contact info!

[QUOTE=Dling]Interesting. From the ad this seems like the typical CMP. Decent massage with a happy ending with their hands. Maybe some roaming too but not much else. On the other hand, with the latina mps around there might be more.[/QUOTE]I never did hit the aromatherapy spots that were in the SFV a few years back, but did read alot of info on them on the SFV thread (2003-2006). Most of the reports were half and half. Some did offer up to full service and others were a missed shot. Maybe they're back and starting out in the city instead of the valley. I would recommend you do some more research on the san fernando valley section so you know what to expect. If they have latinas, could be a good sign for more then what they advertise.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]The answer is "yes" once you find the right spots.[/QUOTE]I concur too. pay your dues and in no time you'll get what you're looking for.

So yesterday, I decided to pass by Nancy's place in Vermont. When I got there something didn't seem right. For the mall there appeared to be three security guards in place. But they were all closer to the massage place than the other shops. That's not so much what bothered me. What did get me thinking, was that there was a guy on the passenger side of a pickup using a cell phone. But he wasn't talking at all for close to 5 minutes and was just staring directly at the place and whoever walked by it. I did decide to go in and another dude came out of the bathroom, before I was able to use it. Got back in the room, undressed, but the chick didn't show up for a while. Did hear talking outside though. So since it felt weird I decided to dress up and leave, I left the woman upfront a 10 from my 50 entry fee. When I got out, pickup truck guy was still there with cell looking at the massage place.

I most likely should have stayed, but the big head won this round.

I'll be in k town next month does anyone have any recommendations for the best amp in k town?

Was in town last week. After a trip to First King I wanted a nice massage. I stopped at a local acu place and really had a great time. Wonderful massage and was treated to the deluxe treatment without leaving a tip before hand. Before I knew it she was all over me. What a nice service and she was pretty.

I left the standard tip for the service and she was quite happy.

It was raining cats and dogs, but I wanted to spend some time with a good massage. I saw this new add for a place called JJ Therapy in Torrance. Off Figueroa St & Torrance Blvd on the 3rd floor. I drove around, it was inside a business complex. You need to take the elevator up and its to the left on an unmarked door. Strange. I walked in and a short fat korean girl came out in a nighty. She faked her voice like she was talking to a 1 month old puppy. "Oh you like massage? " I say, "yeah", so she says, "Fo-tee dolla". I pay her $40 and lay down. No shower. Not that I need one with all the rain. So she starts rubbing me. What a crap massage. After 5 min, she asks me to flip and says. "Wow. You big! Want me to take care of it? ". So I say "yeah". She says $40 for yum yum. I interrupt and say "yeah", she continues. And $80 for boom boom. She asks. You want yum yum? I say "yeah". So she starts slurping on me. And I close my eyes. Then SLAM! That fatso sits on me and starts riding me. She was so heavy I could barely breathe! So I'm gasping for air. And trying to lift her sag off me a bit, but she mistakes my panic for pleasure. So's like. "ooo you like huh? ". I had no breathe left. Then I lost it and came. She gets off my stomach and gets a hot towel. I finally get some air and am dizzy. She only charges me $40 for the ride because I only asked for yum yum. She asks me for my name, I say "yeah". She sort of frowns and says, "you come back? " I say, "yeah". But I won't. I only had to say "yeah" six times and got it all for $80. 00. Not bad, but the girl was ugly. I think she said she only works there 4 days a week when I was regaining conciouisness.

I laughed my ass off reading this.

[QUOTE=YimmieYama]It was raining cats and dogs, but I wanted to spend some time with a good massage. I saw this new add for a place called JJ Therapy in Torrance. Off Figueroa St & Torrance Blvd on the 3rd floor. I drove around, it was inside a business complex. You need to take the elevator up and its to the left on an unmarked door. Strange. I walked in and a short fat korean girl came out in a nighty. She faked her voice like she was talking to a 1 month old puppy. "Oh you like massage? " I say, "yeah", so she says, "Fo-tee dolla". I pay her $40 and lay down. No shower. Not that I need one with all the rain. So she starts rubbing me. What a crap massage. After 5 min, she asks me to flip and says. "Wow. You big! Want me to take care of it? ". So I say "yeah". She says $40 for yum yum. I interrupt and say "yeah", she continues. And $80 for boom boom. She asks. You want yum yum? I say "yeah". So she starts slurping on me. And I close my eyes. Then SLAM! That fatso sits on me and starts riding me. She was so heavy I could barely breathe! So I'm gasping for air. And trying to lift her sag off me a bit, but she mistakes my panic for pleasure. So's like. "ooo you like huh? ". I had no breathe left. Then I lost it and came. She gets off my stomach and gets a hot towel. I finally get some air and am dizzy. She only charges me $40 for the ride because I only asked for yum yum. She asks me for my name, I say "yeah". She sort of frowns and says, "you come back? " I say, "yeah". But I won't. I only had to say "yeah" six times and got it all for $80. 00. Not bad, but the girl was ugly. I think she said she only works there 4 days a week when I was regaining conciouisness.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YimmieYama]

I walked in and a short fat korean girl came out in a nighty. She faked her voice like she was talking to a 1 month old puppy. "Oh you like massage? " I say, "yeah", so she says, "Fo-tee dolla"....

"Wow. You big! Want me to take care of it? "....

That fatso sits on me and starts riding me. She was so heavy I could barely breathe! So I'm gasping for air. And trying to lift her sag off me a bit, but she mistakes my panic for pleasure.

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Nice intel Yimmie.

You're a better man than I. Sounds like something that would've triggered my gag reflex.

[QUOTE=YimmieYama]It was raining cats and dogs, but I wanted to spend some time with a good massage. I saw this new add for a place called JJ Therapy in Torrance. Off Figueroa St & Torrance Blvd on the 3rd floor. I drove around, it was inside a business complex. You need to take the elevator up and its to the left on an unmarked door. Strange. I walked in and a short fat korean girl came out in a nighty. She faked her voice like she was talking to a 1 month old puppy. "Oh you like massage? " I say, "yeah", so she says, "Fo-tee dolla". I pay her $40 and lay down. No shower. Not that I need one with all the rain. So she starts rubbing me. What a crap massage. After 5 min, she asks me to flip and says. "Wow. You big! Want me to take care of it? ". So I say "yeah". She says $40 for yum yum. I interrupt and say "yeah", she continues. And $80 for boom boom. She asks. You want yum yum? I say "yeah". So she starts slurping on me. And I close my eyes. Then SLAM! That fatso sits on me and starts riding me. She was so heavy I could barely breathe! So I'm gasping for air. And trying to lift her sag off me a bit, but she mistakes my panic for pleasure. So's like. "ooo you like huh? ". I had no breathe left. Then I lost it and came. She gets off my stomach and gets a hot towel. I finally get some air and am dizzy. She only charges me $40 for the ride because I only asked for yum yum. She asks me for my name, I say "yeah". She sort of frowns and says, "you come back? " I say, "yeah". But I won't. I only had to say "yeah" six times and got it all for $80. 00. Not bad, but the girl was ugly. I think she said she only works there 4 days a week when I was regaining conciouisness.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report Yim.

It was totally entertaining and hilarious. It almost sounds like she should've
paid you for pain and suffering. Next time, if you run into fugly, just say NO
and run!

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After lurking this site for a bit, I stopped by a MP I had seen mentioned a few times on these pages.

Upon entering, was greeted by the MMS who mentioned the rate for a massage. I tendered the cash which required her to make change. She asked for my drivers license, and when I handed it to her she took it in another room with my cash to make the change, and was gone for a few minutes.

This irked me a bit as I wasn't expecting her to take my license; I thought she was just going to check it and hand it back, so when she returned with my license and the cash, I made up an excuse and bounced.

Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.