Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Az Dude]Stopped by and saw the reliable Nancy today.
Same as it ever was, although she has a new hair cut/perm.
Good massage and extras for a reasonable tip.[/QUOTE]

I've been there many times and always ask for Nancy. There have been times that I was given a different provider. The last time was definitely the real Nancy because I recognized her 'methods'. She did appear to have put on a few pounds though. Nancy used to have long hair kept up during the massage and afterwards she would let it down (well you can guess the rest). The real Nancy gives an incredible massage and extras ... same girl maybe?
DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]The real Nancy gives an incredible massage and extras ... same girl maybe?
DN[/QUOTE]
Same as it ever was! :-)
Agreed.. she has put on a few pounds, but still
is a good time.

OOOOHH Im drooling now. I remember the real Nancy. Nice Nice Nice.

I believe Rose Garden was the name of the place I hit today. It's on 7th street south of thomas & just north of Virginia. Never saw an ad for them just found it driving by once & made a note to try it this weekend.

Young answered the door. Pretty & early to mid 30's but I have trouble guess the age with asians sometimes. She wore a long red dress but you could still tell she was probably going to have an alright body.

Rates were $50 for 45mins & $60 for 60mins. Surprised that they had no 30mins. So took the 45.

TS was thorough. When I flipped saw 2 other girls in the doorway. Young stopped to talk to them in Japanese or whatever. After a few giggles the other 2 waved & walked out.

The massage was alright. I chose medium and I believe Young could do hard if that's what you wanted. Turns out this was Youngs first day back & I was her first cutomer. She was in Japan & Korea for a while. So on the flip I had just wanted a BJ which she quoted $. 20. Thought this was high but when I started to haggle she took off her dress. Her body was better than I had expected. She started with the BJ but after a few minutes without even asking she gets on me reverse cowgirl. After a few position changes we finish in doggie.

She never asked for more of a tip & I gave her what we agreed on for the BJ. She didn't seem to have a problem with it. She even admitted to me that the fact I'm in shape & blessed (her exact words) really turned her on & she was going to tell the other girls to take real good care of me.

Figure I'll go back in a week or 2 & see if I can still get such a bargain.

Willy,

MMS has new girl you might want to try.

Sorry about your experience at Hawaii.

I never did think this was a good place.

Have you been to the Avalon or Sunshine?

Pepe

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]Went out recently with determination to try a new AMP. Picked Hawaii Spa's ad from the New Times because I thought it was a misprint - said $30 off (instead of the usual "$5-$10 off"). They are on the NW corner Dobson/Southern in a strip mall mostly filled with Asian businesses. More people walking around on the sidewalk than I care for, and a group of young Asian men speaking something foreign standing in front of a neighboring restaurant. So far, things were OK but not perfect, but my sensors were giving me a slight but sure warning. Should have listened.

I think the girl who answered the buzzer was Japanese, which was a plus, but there was an unidentifiable stink (probably food, but had a real shit smell to it) in the lobby. First I asked prices, and she said $30/half hour, $60 hour. No surprise. Then I pulled out the coupon and said I'd take the hour for $30. She claimed not to understand what I was saying about the coupon, and wanted more for the hour until she saw I was not about to give her any more. Unfortunately, I violated my own rule #1, which is make sure you have a ten and a couple of fives (not just 20s) so you can give the exact amount at the door in case it's one of those ripoff places that "don't have change". Stupid move.

Started with a TS where she was careful about touching me but allowed my hands to roam freely. Typical small, firm Asian body, and wearing a thong under her short dress. Started thinking things would be OK.

She used lotion for the massage, without asking (I prefer powder). More free hand roaming. On the flip, more lotion and more roaming. Didn't take long before she asked for the tip. After I gave it to her, I said she still owed me $10 for the door fee, and she could add that to what I gave her, and she tried to argue with me that she did not owe me anything. Her pleas fell on deaf ears.

Then I hung my pants back up on a hook on the wall. As I turned back to lie down again, I heard them fall to the floor. I turned, but she stepped in front of me to pick them up. It was pretty dark in the room, but out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw something move between the wall and the recliner in the corner.

Service was OK; she voluntarily removed her dress and bra, too.

When the session was over, she left the room. I looked in the corner behind the recliner, and what do you suppose I saw? Yup, you guessed it, my wallet. F*cking c*nt. I just played dumb when she returned - I knew she would just act innocent anyway, so what was the point? It was better to imagine the extreme disappointment on her face when she went back to the room after I left expecting to get a bonus.

She said her name was Nikko (knee-ko). I'd just advise against going there at all. Try to learn from my mistakes. I think the setup with the recliner next to the hooks on the wall has to be intentional, and probably only one of many ways this b*tch rips people off.

Willy[/QUOTE]

Stopped by AG today, saw Coco. TS was being worked on so that wasn't available. She provided enthusiastic service covering every base. A definite repeat for me.

[QUOTE=Redrocks]Stopped by AG today, saw Coco. ... She provided enthusiastic service covering every base. A definite repeat for me.[/QUOTE]

Prices still in the stratosphere?

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]Went out recently with determination to try a new AMP. Picked Hawaii Spa's ad from the New Times because I thought it was a misprint - said $30 off (instead of the usual "$5-$10 off"). They are on the NW corner Dobson/Southern in a strip mall mostly filled with Asian businesses....[/QUOTE]
Chilly Willy, I reviewed that ad and it is indeed a $30.00 off coupon. Did you present her with the coupon? Sometimes it won't matter because they will try to extract more from you in tips. As far as the wallet deal, could that have been an accident that it fell from your pants? Was there dough missing? Regardless, it's still good info that you shared with this board. Other than those issues, there seem to be some positive aspects to this place. Hmmmm!
In any event, you need to modify your operational tactics as an amp monger. Prepare a simple 'monger wallet' with no id and enough dough to cover the expected charges. Keep that wallet with you as you go to the TS. Sometimes your provider will give you a plastic bag to keep your personal effects in while you take your shower.
Believe me, we all make mistakes when the brain's blood supply moves to another part of the body, but it's always good to take precautions.
Take care

PS other measures for securing your valuables are available via pm
Also, the smell is typical of many of these places where they cook their meals.
Other than that, the asian girls seem to be meticulous in their personal hygiene
DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]<snip> Did you present her with the coupon? Sometimes it won't matter because they will try to extract more from you in tips.

As far as the wallet deal, could that have been an accident that it fell from your pants? <snip>

In any event, you need to modify your operational tactics as an amp monger. Prepare a simple 'monger wallet' with no id and enough dough to cover the expected charges. <snip>
DN[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the tips, DN; we all can learn from such shared wisdom.

Yes, I presented the coupon, after being sure she quoted me the full price first so I could get the right deal. That's when her "Engrish" skills suddenly deteriorated and she acted as though she didn't understand that I was supposed to get the hour session for .30 plus the coupon.

There's no way possible the wallet came out of my pocket on its own (tight, narrow fit in the back pocket of those jeans, and I definitely put it all the way in the pocket before hanging it up), and even more no way possible it could have flown sideways through the air about 6 feet from where the hook was on the wall to where it ended up on the floor. No, it didn't bounce there; it flew sideways through the air which was what caught my eye.

Actually, I have done the "monger wallet" thing for over 15 years now. the wallet in question had only one additional 20, tucked away through a slit in the lining behind one set of [empty] credit card pockets. My whole point was not that I almost lost my wallet or some additional dough, but that I wanted to warn others away.

Learn from others' experiences, I always say. You can take anything with a grain of salt, but these reports don't just come out of pure imagination.

Hello all,

Had some time on Wednesday afternoon, and stopped by our fav location in Mesa. Met a new girl, Tina. Little older Korean with nice bolt ons. Offered sauna, TS, and then the main event. Good technique, but a little rushed on the flip. Finished up, then she worked on my feet. Nice touch, but she ended up trying to hose me out of the full hour by 15 min. I was suprised, and I made sure this was reflected in my tip. I would recommend, just make sure you are clear on the time.

Room 60 min normal price, tip .80. Would have been more if I would have received the full hour.

Poon Hard, but safe

Johndoe

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]
...Learn from others' experiences, I always say. You can take anything with a grain of salt, but these reports don't just come out of pure imagination.[/QUOTE]
Great statement Chilly Willy.
I am planning to put Niko on my dance card. It could be another TOFTT situation, but I am now intrigued. Of course though, it doesn't take much to get me intrigued about an amp massage. In spite of your personal bad experience, sounds like there still are some possibilities with this place.
Hope to have some 'goog' news (that's an inside joke between me & Mr Chilly Willy) regarding my experience.
DN

I like this better:

Poon Hard. Poon safe.

Had this dream last night about secret agent Dick North, who works for the international intelligence-gathering agency G.O.O.G. (Guys Obtaining Orgasmic Gash). Agent North was assigned to do a HALO (High-Altitude, Low-Opening) jump in the dead of night onto the enemy-held island of Hawaii and collect first-hand HUMINT (Human Intelligence) on covert operations there while avoiding detection by operatives of competing agency U.N.C.L.E. L.E.O. (Uncooperative Nosy Conniving Lame Enemies of Lawfully-Engaged Ordinarymen). Woke up before the outcome, but my thoughts and prayers are with this selfless pubic servant.

Yes, GOOG hard. GOOG safe.

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]Had this dream last night about secret agent Dick North, who works for the international intelligence-gathering agency G.O.O.G. (Guys Obtaining Orgasmic Gash). Agent North was assigned to do a HALO (High-Altitude, Low-Opening) jump in the dead of night onto the enemy-held island of Hawaii and collect first-hand HUMINT (Human Intelligence) on covert operations there while avoiding detection by operatives of competing agency U.N.C.L.E. L.E.O. (Uncooperative Nosy Conniving Lame Enemies of Lawfully-Engaged Ordinarymen). Woke up before the outcome, but my thoughts and prayers are with this selfless pubic servant.[/QUOTE]
ROFLMAO!
You have done it my good friend! Truly a work of art and a ...
REPORT OF DISTINCTION on the USG. :)

Take care

DN