Massage Parlor Reports

Greetings all,

My first post here will be a recap of my first experience with an AMP, which was. Um, interesting.

I went to SG in Dumfries and walked around the shopping center for about 15 minutes before I could find it, the door was a little hard to find. So I walk in and ring the bell. As I waited for approx 20 sec, I notice that the alarm control panel by the door is beeping signifying a low battery, hrmmm. I'll come back to this.

I am greeted by mamasan who is similar to a taller version of yoda but very nice and cheerful. She asks me if I've been here before. I say no, but I've been to the one in WB about 6 months ago. She seemed to be ok with that answer and I gave her. 6 and was then led to a woman whose name I forget. She takes me to a room and says with her hands that I am to undress. I do. She returns a short time later and asks if I want a TS, I say yes I do. The water was hot, her hands were soft and the experience to this point was very enjoyable. We go back to the room, she takes my towel and leaves and is only gone about 15 seconds before she comes back in. As soon as she starts the massage, the alarm system that was beeping innocently at me when I first entered, has officially freaked the hell out. So do I.

She says stay here and leaves me. I'm laying there thinking, WTF! I scramble off the table, get dressed, quickly and open my door. Here comes whatshername awkwardly running towards me in her heels waving my. 6 and says "get out, come back later" and is rapidly ushering me out the back door. Fucking great. I can still hear the alarm screaming even from where I parked my car.

I weighed my options at this point, I could bail or stick around and see what happens. I chose to stick around. I waited about 20-30 minutes, checked the parking lot in front of the store, didn't see anything to be worried about then walked back to the door they pushed me out of. I couldn't hear the alarm anymore which was good. I walked back around to the front door and went in and noticed that the alarm panel wasn't beeping anymore. I was greeted by mamasan even before I could ring the bell. She points to the alarm and asked "you fix? " I ask for a screwdriver and pry off the panel thinking that if I could get that off, I could show her where to put the new battery. No such luck. It turns out I don't know a damn thing about security alarms. She laughed at me and then led me into the lobby. There I am greeted by a different girl, Yumi, who was short, cute and perky. Things are looking up.

As I've already had a TS, she starts with a massage. It was ok, nothing special. She then started a little LK, a little AR, CBJ right into CG. She asks for mish and we finish in DS.

Given the circumstances, it was a decent time. Although it all felt rushed, I understand why.

I hope to return soon and have a more enjoyable experience and less of a narrative in the review.

[QUOTE=Hooplehead]My first post here will be a recap of my first experience with an AMP, which was. Um, interesting.[/QUOTE]

That was quite an adventure! Very well written too.

Welcome to the board HH...
jj.

Candie is back. Adorable, great looks, all the talent in the world, but service runs from mechanical to off the scale. She truly is wonderful, but tends to act a little too much. But, on a good day she cna be the best! So I tip accordingly, and get great therapy!

Had an ok day dream last week. As you all know, a certain establishment moved from DC to N. VA a little while ago. As the DC establishment was fairly decent, I thought it was time to see how their N. VA operations was. While sleeping, I imagined I arrived around the lunch hour late last week. After Ms. Mamma opened the door and recognized me, she led me upstairs to what looks more like an appartment than a massage establishment. However, it became clear that they are using various rooms for massage purposes.

From what I can remember, I only had one choice. Heidi. Pretty girl, great hair, around a be cup. She provided an ok shower. We moved back to the room where she was eager to get down to business. I motioned for for my normal HJ/oral release and she was compliant as I recall from my lunch snooze session. After that was a decent massage.

I probably will not be rushing back even though they are nice enough people. As I remember from my day dream. I like much bustier providers in my dreams.

By the way, short time lurker, first time (with the intention of many more) poster.

I saw the Sun in Fairfax this evening. Don't know why I didn't see it before.

Very warm welcome, odd location but a really nice, clean place.

Standard NoVA 60/40

L/A/S: 8/8/8.5

Will be back!

Trusted members are welcome to PM for details.

Dubliner

[QUOTE=Dubliner]Standard NoVA 60/40[/QUOTE]Wow, that's much better than the standard NoVA rate which now seems to be 80 for the hour with no 1/2 hour option. This place sounds like a keeper!

Glad to see this place is keeping the rates the same. Has the service improved? I visited there a long time ago and the menu was very limited. Has it expanded to the DC level yet? PM info if you wish.

Stopped by this place the other day and had a good session but can't remeber the attendants name, sorry. She was cute and attentive, small a cups, gave a decent TS and all services were rendered. I felt a little rushed though but all in all I would return.

Does anyone know whats up with TYCO I have been out of town and wanted to go see Bonnie (she always has her girls treat me well) and its closed - anyone know how to find them or when they will be back.

For a little while Swan Spa was a nice place to visit. Suzi was super friendly and made sure you had a good time. Then it was "vacation" time and she hasn't been back in a month.- she was supposed to come back, but hasn't done so yet. Currently its just Penny and someone else. I won't go back till Suzi returns!

I received a few questions about this place from some seniors. Here you go:

I did not ask for FS. The girl did seem a bit hesitant even for HJ and I had to direct her. I have a strong feeling that more services would be on the menu on a repeat visit though. They are too new and the place is too nice to risk any trouble.

I do not have the phone # handy. Look up the sport section in Wash post.

My best recollection is this: Go north on 28 going toward Hwy # 7 and take a right onto sterling highway. 300 -400 yards you will see a BP gas station on the left and turn right there (away from the gas station) Aromatherapy is in the apartment complex on the left. Suite 101 I think. There is a sign outside. Clean and Classy place. Treat them nice and help them stay in business.

Vitrea

If I can't get what I want on a first visit, I won't go back. I've been burned before with the "Next time, more!" line. Though I do hope your future experiences at this establishment prove me wrong, Vitrea.

[QUOTE=Vitrea]I received a few questions about this place from some seniors. Here you go:

I did not ask for FS. The girl did seem a bit hesitant even for HJ and I had to direct her. I have a strong feeling that more services would be on the menu on a repeat visit though. They are too new and the place is too nice to risk any trouble.

I do not have the phone # handy. Look up the sport section in Wash post.

My best recollection is this: Go north on 28 going toward Hwy # 7 and take a right onto sterling highway. 300 -400 yards you will see a BP gas station on the left and turn right there (away from the gas station) Aromatherapy is in the apartment complex on the left. Suite 101 I think. There is a sign outside. Clean and Classy place. Treat them nice and help them stay in business.

Vitrea[/QUOTE]

Being an old time monger who was stuck for the last few years in the sand. After the joy in Japan and Korea. Got spoiled in the East. Now I am stuck for a few in Disneyland on the Potomac. I decided to seek a pleasurable AMP or any FS MP I could find. I began my adventure by seeing this little shop MT when coming out of McD outside the city of lace.

Lifted my cell and gave them a ring to determine openings and get a voice feel. Mamasan answered--was evasive but told me little business at that early time (early—it was 4 PM? ). Went in laid down the house fee for the hour long time visit. Got a pretty little thing but for the life of me can not recall the handle—Kim or Lin or some such. Probably forgot the name due to the experience I am about to get to.

Little thing either really did not speak English or was trying to feel if I was LE since the crew cut always sets their radar afire. After some rapid hand motioning—got her to understand not a Blue Boy just blue balls. She nodded happy at. 6 and I thought the deal was done. After a TS, which was lazy at best, she started a really bad massage (again I must be spoiled from my travels in the real Far East). Flipped over—she was still clothed. Well I had to begin daydreams to get my little soldier to stand at attention. Wow when she saw that she actually giggled. She then wrapped her mitts on it and tugged away for quick shot into my face no less---but was quick to grab the towel and wipe my chin. She then left the room for me to get dressed—while doing so, I peeked at my watch and noted it only took 30 mins---what a downer.

I am not certain this is the same MT you all are talking about—but if it is I must have been the April Fool’s joke for May for mamasan---doubt I will return.

BTW-let me know if this is not usual experince there. Place was clean and neat no big pressure--may have just been my crewcut.

[QUOTE=Hungry N Horny]Being an old time monger who was stuck for the last few years in the sand. After the joy in Japan and Korea. Got spoiled in the East. ....

BTW-let me know if this is not usual experince there. Place was clean and neat no big pressure--may have just been my crewcut.[/QUOTE]Thanks SB for alerting me. these gals were a fly-by-night in townhouse setting by the shopping center. Went back today to peek in based on your PM--they ain't there no more. They advertised by flyer in the shopping center as "MT massage and day spa to relax--call for appointment".

Methinks they have picked up the name here saw good reviews and decided to hit paper on windshields in the area.