Strip Club Reports

I wen to Sands around 2pm this afternoon. I had never been to a strip club before so I didn't know what to expect. There were 4-5 girls in the club. A dancer asked me if I wanted a private dance (I don't remember her name) and took me back to the VIP room. She said dances were .2 but for .4 I could get more touching. I asked for the .4. Right off the bat she pulled her bikini down and told me to suck on her tits. Then she pulled down her panties ad let me lick her pussy. After the first song she told me to take my cock out. She lubed it up and started with some russian. After teh 2nd song she put a condom on me and gave me hjtc. So all in all I payed $.2 for the whole thing. I had never been before so I don't know if thats a good deal. Should I have payed less?

[QUOTE=Dylicious]I wen to Sands around 2pm this afternoon. I had never been to a strip club before so I didn't know what to expect. There were 4-5 girls in the club. A dancer asked me if I wanted a private dance (I don't remember her name) and took me back to the VIP room. She said dances were .2 but for .4 I could get more touching. I asked for the .4. Right off the bat she pulled her bikini down and told me to suck on her tits. Then she pulled down her panties ad let me lick her pussy. After the first song she told me to take my cock out. She lubed it up and started with some russian. After teh 2nd song she put a condom on me and gave me hjtc. So all in all I payed $.2 for the whole thing. I had never been before so I don't know if thats a good deal. Should I have payed less?[/QUOTE]Gee, I don't know. You'll have to be less discreet about describing the service you got...

I'm an East Coast hobbyist, looking for girls (escorts, strippers, or whatever) in the Seattle, Portland, or Eugene areas, willing to fuck bareback.

No lectures, please! Just PM me if you want to trade contact info on this. I'm visiting from the East Coast, and can trade info about BBFS girls in many eastern cities if you wish, including greater Boston, Providence, Philly, NYC, and south Florida.

So I went to Little Darlings at around 11:00 am on Saturday morning . I paid $10 cover and $10 for a bottomless drink. At first the only girl there was Gypsy. She is hot spinner type. darker complextion, dark hair and a body to die for. I had a semi-stiffy with in seconds of seeing her. I received several hot couch dances from her. it is so hot looking down and watching her grind on your junk. damn, she is so hot.
The next girl that showed up was Moxie. She is a skinny white girl with dirty blond hair. She is better at the "classic" stripper stage dance. But her couch dances were not upto Gypsy's level. Still really good with a good amount of grinding, but not as good as Gypsy's.
The next girl that showed up was Bianca. She is a smoking hot petit brunette. I had seen her come in earlier but was disappointed when she left without taking the stange. But alas she returned about 2 hours later for her shift. She has smaller breasts then the other two, but gives a much better dance then Moxie. with some great grinding both "doggy style" and "cowgirl" Bianca is definitely worth checking out.

If you are looking for "extra mileage" I don't know if that is possible. I didn't get that vibe. That and there are surveillance cameras over the doors to the VIP booths. It was a great way to spend a Saturday morning, if you ask me.

[QUOTE=Pussy Hound]So I went to Little Darlings at around 11:00 am on Saturday morning . I paid $10 cover and $10 for a bottomless drink. At first the only girl there was Gypsy. She is hot spinner type. darker complextion, dark hair and a body to die for. I had a semi-stiffy with in seconds of seeing her. I received several hot couch dances from her. it is so hot looking down and watching her grind on your junk. damn, she is so hot.
The next girl that showed up was Moxie. She is a skinny white girl with dirty blond hair. She is better at the "classic" stripper stage dance. But her couch dances were not upto Gypsy's level. Still really good with a good amount of grinding, but not as good as Gypsy's.
The next girl that showed up was Bianca. She is a smoking hot petit brunette. I had seen her come in earlier but was disappointed when she left without taking the stange. But alas she returned about 2 hours later for her shift. She has smaller breasts then the other two, but gives a much better dance then Moxie. with some great grinding both "doggy style" and "cowgirl" Bianca is definitely worth checking out.

If you are looking for "extra mileage" I don't know if that is possible. I didn't get that vibe. That and there are surveillance cameras over the doors to the VIP booths. It was a great way to spend a Saturday morning, if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like the old Gypsy who worked at Ricks in the past, minus the mileage. :(

[QUOTE=Jimi Hendrix]Luna is obviously all woman. Even with storebought tits, so is Blair. There's not that many day shift girls at the Sands, and I can't think of a current one I'd immediately call into question...

Get a name from the "reliable source". Then we can stop playing guessing games and evaluate the situation.

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky... -- Jimi Hendrix[/QUOTE]Are they day shifts girls? Weekends or Weekdays?

Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=Pussy Hound]...If you are looking for "extra mileage" I don't know if that is possible. I didn't get that vibe. That and there are surveillance cameras over the doors to the VIP booths. It was a great way to spend a Saturday morning, if you ask me.[/QUOTE]Personally, I wouldn't touch that place my ten-inch pole... Still, glad you had a good time, even without the mileage...

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky... -- Jimi Hendrix

[QUOTE=Jimi Hendrix]Personally, I wouldn't touch that place my ten-inch pole... Still, glad you had a good time, even without the mileage...

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky... -- Jimi Hendrix[/QUOTE]
Thanks, it was allot of fun, and a great way to kill a Saturday morning . But what is the reason that you won't touch this place? Inquiring minds want to know.

[QUOTE=Pussy Hound]Thanks, it was allot of fun, and a great way to kill a Saturday morning . But what is the reason that you won't touch this place? Inquiring minds want to know.[/QUOTE]Any place with heavy camera surveillance and managers up in your grill simply doesn't deserve my patronage. Part of my cover goes toward being able to relax and be left to my interaction with the dancer. She's an independent contractor, after all, who has to pay the house for the "privilege" to work there, not an asset.

The old-school managers who are still working at the at the few places I still frequent treat me with trust and respect. If I can't get that, I don't need to visit a club more than once.

Pooning in clubs is really no different than answering ads on the Internet or cruising the street. It is always up to the hobbyists to set an expected standard. When we settle for less, we GET less. As I've been known for saying over the years around here...

HOLD THE LINE.

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky... -- Jimi

First, as a rule: I *never* go into Deja Vus. The last time I'd been there, I was insulted and called "gay" because I didn't want to dance with various skanky-ass-ho-bags. Harumph! I'll take my customer dollar elsewhere, thankyewvurrymuch.

Alas, I'd heard rumors on the Rick's SCL boards that Ruby- a ridiculously hot girl, young, star tattoo by her eye, amerind mix, just gorgeous- was at Deja Vu and had been for the past year+ as a bartender, but was returning as a dancer during days except Fri/Sat. I simply had to check it out- call me a sentimental old horndog, but Ruby was in the top 3 hottest women I've EVER met at Rick's, and while I have no illusions of anything but a chance to check out or play with that redonkulously hot bod again (I'm quite frankly scornful of guys who say they've "falling in love" with strippers. How sad! ). I'm a horny perv-boy and she was insanely, smoking hot. If I go to a high-class restaurant every now and then, I don't expect the chef to like me as a person. I just wanna eat the grub, ya know?

That aside. I went in just after open, around 2:15; didn't realize they didn't open until 2pm on Sundays, so I was surprised to be only one of 3 people- kind of awkward. None of the dancers did anything for me- the best was marginally cute, the rest were depressing. Don't get me wrong- there wasn't anything horrifically mutated, but they all had this look on their faces like they were completely bummed. I can't blame them: I'm going to posit that between Rick's- the "dirty" club- and Deja Vus, the DV clubs are far more sexist, patriarchal, and in their own way demeaning to women than Rick's during the daytime used to be.

The vibe is one of old-school "Mad Men" era sexism, the dancers are all apparently trained to approach guys the same way: walk up from behind (annoying! No one, and I mean no one, likes that), giggle, do the "hey handsome" bullshit, or plop on your lap without asking. It's always the ones that reek of cotton candy that do this, too. Thanks, now I smell like I have no job prospects!

The whole act is completely phony, and laughably so, if it weren't for the fact that the obvious contempt for all men, and self-hating, are nakedly apparent (ha! See what I did there? ). Contrast with daytime Rick's, and the dancers didn't push themselves on you, they had a more "real" approach and by extension the dancers- even the clean ones- were more enjoyable. It's like Rick's, despite its Colacurchatanooga-choo-choo ownership, was more like a sex-positive feminist-owned San Francisco massage parlor than Deja Vu, where the motto is "fleecing idiot backwards-baseball-cap wearing 20-year-old douchebags since 1987! ". It's like "Feminine Mystique" versus "The Rules". Or maybe I'm seeing the heyday of Rick's daytime through rose-and-cum-covered glasses.

In any case, I left after just under an hour, without a single dance. One dancer came up to me and said "Hey, could you gimme a dollar", and I asked "Are you serious? " She said yes, so what the hell- I tucked a dollar into her garter. That's the kind of low rent you'll find in the Forbes' establishments.

As a side note, the cameras thing must be a Deja Vu/Little Darlings standard: the number of ceiling dome cams was INSANE. They were situated like every 3-4 feet in a ring that must have encompassed every. Single. Both. Ick. You want to know the future of strip clubs in Seattle? Imagine a g-string stomping you in the face, forever.

[QUOTE=Jimi Hendrix]Any place with heavy camera surveillance and managers up in your grill simply doesn't deserve my patronage. Part of my cover goes toward being able to relax and be left to my interaction with the dancer. She's an independent contractor, after all, who has to pay the house for the "privilege" to work there, not an asset.[/QUOTE]
Well stated! Glad Pussy Hound had a good time, but that's not my cup of tea.

[QUOTE=Doctor Love]I'm an East Coast hobbyist, looking for girls (escorts, strippers, or whatever) in the Seattle, Portland, or Eugene areas, willing to fuck bareback.

No lectures, please! Just PM me if you want to trade contact info on this. I'm visiting from the East Coast, and can trade info about BBFS girls in many eastern cities if you wish, including greater Boston, Providence, Philly, NYC, and south Florida.[/QUOTE]Its not that difficult. Women are more likely to demand condom use in the Pacific Northwest, but a little convincing(and since I'm cheap, not the financial kind) will do the trick. I don't understand why all these other mongers are having problems with this.

Have been gone for awhile but seems as things have not changed much in the clubs ,but will say that have spent the last few days going to Sugars in the early afternoons ,and have not left unhappy with the out come of fun there try a tall blond by the name of Heaven she is allways greatful for the tips.

I find Honeys on Saturday mornings is a good time to visit. The ladies washing the mirror really ruin things but other than that, it's good times.

[QUOTE=Humpty Dumpty]Its not that difficult. Women are more likely to demand condom use in the Pacific Northwest, but a little convincing(and since I'm cheap, not the financial kind) will do the trick. I don't understand why all these other mongers are having problems with this.[/QUOTE]


Having a problem with what? USING condoms?

NOT using condoms on these street ******, well your playing with your life. Seattle is amongst the top heroine use in the country, not to mention the other drugs available in the Seattle area... by the way, there is usually a reason why she is working in the Sex industry, usually to pay for a habit of some sort...

Just my .02 cents worth...

MP